Chapter 51 Use water for free!
Village committee.
Several villagers stood in the office, pointed at Zheng He, and said angrily: "Director, this guy was holding a plastic bag in the field to steal melons, and we caught him!"
Zheng He brought up the plastic bag in his hand and showed it to them, and quickly argued: "I was really just passing by! My plastic bag is the leftovers after packing the dishes at the banquet, not a tool for committing crimes!"
When he came back from the banquet just now, he noticed a large watermelon field on the roadside.
In fact, he also came from this road when he came, but he was so hungry that he almost ate people, so he didn't notice the watermelon field.
After noticing the watermelon field, he walked into the field with a plastic bag. Well, he admitted that he did have some evil thoughts at the time.
Ever since he appeared on this weird money-saving variety show, he has never tasted the taste of fruit again.
Now that I see it, it would be a lie to say that I am not greedy at all.
So he looked around and squatted down secretly in the melon field. Just when he was about to reach out and touch a melon that looked delicious, he was caught by a villager who had just emerged from the greenhouse!
One of the villagers had a righteous face and firmly did not believe Zheng He. He pointed at Zheng He’s nose and said angrily: “I think he is sneaky and just wants to steal melons!”
Zheng He said firmly: "No! I just saw that those melons were growing very well, and then I went over to take a look! If you don't believe me, go to the melon field and see. Those melons are growing well in the ground, and I didn't even touch them! Also, you said I stole melons, do you have any evidence?”
Another villager ignored Zheng He's sophistry, pointed at Zheng He and added: "Not only does he want to steal melons, I also saw him wandering around in the vegetable field thiefly before. I feel like he also wants to steal vegetables!"
[The word stealing vegetables has been rarely heard of since I stopped playing farming...]
[Zheng He is so confused! How can you steal melons? 】
[Han Qianyi and Zheng Hezhen, one steals watermelons and the other steals cosmetics. How did the program team select these two weirdos from a bunch of normal people? 】
[I guess I’m so greedy that I really can’t control myself...]
[This show is really good at selecting people. There are only five guests, and they all have their own unique characteristics. 】
[I feel that Wan Chen is the most normal person in this show. 】
In the end, the villagers could not produce evidence, and Zheng He refused to admit it. The case of stealing vegetables and melons came to an end after the program team came forward to mediate.
Qian Yue sighed quietly as he left the village committee, turned to look at Zheng He who was following behind him confidently, "Do you know how famous you are online now?"
Zheng He feels good about himself: "Isn't this normal? I'm so handsome and I broadcast live every day. Isn't it normal to be famous?"
Qian Yue sneered: "You have a beautiful idea! Let me tell you, you are now the focus of the police. The major official platforms of Weibo are now using you as a living example for publicity and education. You should do less evil things in the future. If you keep going like this, I’m really afraid you’ll go in and step on the sewing machine.”
First, he was recruiting people for a pyramid scheme, then he was threatening to rob, and now he was stealing melons and vegetables. Each of these things was very judgmental no matter how you looked at it.
Now the Internet is saying that Zheng He has the potential to go to jail, and they are urging the police to investigate Zheng He more.
Qian Yue looked at him a second time and continued: "The key is that it doesn't matter if you step on the sewing machine, then our entire program team will be in vain just because of you, an amateur with bad deeds!"
Zheng He frowned and explained: "This is all a misunderstanding. My ancestors are all good people, and I certainly can't do such illegal things."
"You better be like this." Qian Yue didn't even know what methods Zheng He used to get the chief director to agree to his being on the show. It was really incomprehensible.
【Hahaha! I’ve heard of bad artists, but this is the first time I’ve heard of bad amateurs! 】
[I’m not sure whether Zheng He’s ancestors were good people, but Zheng He really doesn’t look like such good people. 】
[Zheng He was caught stealing melons and vegetables, and Han Qianyi stole cosmetics and swollen her face into a braised pig's head. Their day was too dramatic. Could it be the script? 】
[I don’t think the script is that exciting, hahaha! 】
other side.
After Chen Xixi finished eating, she placed the remaining dishes in a cool place, and then went out to see Han Qianyi standing outside the door. She took the initiative and asked: "Are you feeling better after washing your face?"
Han Qianyi covered her face with her hands, avoiding the live broadcast camera, and replied in a muffled voice: "It's still a little itchy."
When she was standing in the room just now, Chen Xixi said that if she didn't go out, she would be charged for the mineral water.
She was afraid that Chen Xixi would ask her for money, so she didn't dare to enter the house until she finished washing her face. She just stood in the yard with her face covered.
At the same time, I also regretted stealing Chen Xixi’s cosmetics.
Otherwise she wouldn't be disfigured.
Chen Xixi leaned lazily against the door frame, crossing her arms across her chest. "We'll see if it doesn't work. If it doesn't work, go to the hospital."
"Oh...ok."
Chen Xixi raised her eyebrows, "Aren't you going to enter the house?"
Han Qianyi slowly turned to look at Chen Xixi and asked in a low voice: "Will you charge me money?"
"No." Chen Xixi suddenly smiled: "But you have to do something for me later."
Han Qianyi knew that the stingy Chen Xixi would never be so kind as to give her a bottle of mineral water for free.
When something goes wrong, there must be a monster!
After Chen Xixi finished speaking, she was about to turn around and go back to the house, but then she thought of something and turned to look at Han Qianyi and said, "Don't get me wrong, I'm not negotiating terms with you because of that bottle of mineral water, I'm asking you to pay off your debt and use my cosmetics. ”
There is always a price to pay for stealing her cosmetics. If Han Qianyi is so cheap, I'm afraid Han Qianyi will do something even more outrageous next time.
When walking in the world, you must not be a soft persimmon, and you must not let anyone casually put ideas on your head.
Han Qianyi frowned, "I won't pursue the allergy issue!"
Chen Xixi didn't like her either. "Are you being reasonable? You can hold me to account. Then give me the money for the mineral water."
I'm not being reasonable and I don't want to pay for mineral water.
Han Qianyi said nothing, waved her hands and walked into the room.
【Holy shit! Is Han Qianyi without makeup now? Why is it like a different person? It doesn't feel as good as before. 】
[She wasn’t like this when she was bare-faced in the dormitory before, right? 】
[Is it possible that I was pretending to be bare-faced before...]
[I thought Chen Xixi was so kind and gave Han Qianyi a bottle of mineral water for free, but I didn’t expect that Chen Xixi had already made a plan. 】
[I just wanted to say that Chen Xixi is a bit too kind. Han Qianyi stole Chen Xixi's cosmetics first and then slapped her on the back. Chen Xixi was so good-tempered that she didn't pursue any further investigation. But in the end, I never expected that I was overthinking. Chen Xixi was really at a loss. Can't even eat it. 】
After a while, the allergic symptoms on Han Qianyi's face slowly subsided. Chen Xixi got a large plastic bucket from somewhere and placed it in front of Han Qianyi.
Chen Xixi's lips curled up slightly: "Go get some water."
She happened to be short of a coolie, and Han Qianyi sent him at the right time.
Han Qianyi looked confused: "Where can we get water? We haven't paid the water bill..."
(End of chapter)