Chapter 115: No kidding, this matter is so fantasy that it would take three episodes to get close to science.
[Why does this old fortune teller look familiar to me? 】
[When Zheng He was begging for food on the live broadcast and talking about his unfortunate deeds, this old man seemed to happen to pass behind Zheng He. 】
[Then what this old man did for Zheng He just now, wasn't it the gossip he heard during Zheng He's live broadcast? 】
[Good guy, it counts now, right? Are fortune tellers so good at utilizing resources now? 】
[I don’t think so. Maybe this fortune teller is really capable! Didn’t you hear him say he wouldn’t charge money? I think these kind of people should be very powerful outsiders who do good deeds every day and specialize in good karma. 】
【Make a good relationship? I really don’t see how good Zheng He is! 】
[Hahahahaha Zheng He really made me laugh to death. He was worried that the gods would think he was showing off his wealth. He only had a total of more than 5,000 yuan. Did he think the gods had never seen the money? Hahaha! 】
Zheng He took out his mobile phone from his pocket, then looked at the old fortune teller and said, "Master, all my money is in my mobile phone. Gods are so powerful, they must be able to open the mobile phone and see my sincerity, right?"
The fortune-telling old man couldn't hold back his disgusted expression: "..." Why don't we just ask for our lives? He has never seen such a stupid fool!
What kind of family conditions would allow such a child to be born? It’s really a question worth studying!
The old fortune teller refused solemnly: "No, you must have cash, otherwise I can't do it for you."
Zheng He didn't want to go to the bank again. He just wanted to transfer the money quickly. "A god is so powerful, he can't even play with a small mobile phone, right? Is this really not possible?"
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"No! Do you still want to transfer? Putting the phone away will not work!"
"Think!" Zheng He immediately replied seriously.
It won’t work if it doesn’t work!
Zheng He immediately dragged his suitcase out of the bridge and walked towards the train station.
He remembered there was a bank over there at the train station.
When he arrived at the bank, he withdrew all the 5,700 yuan in the bank card from the self-service teller machine.
He took the money and walked to the old fortune teller waiting outside, "I've withdrawn from the master, what should I do next?"
"You come with me."
The old fortune teller took Zheng He back to the bridge. Then the old fortune teller took out three yellow talisman papers from his pocket and handed them to Zheng He, "Wrap your sincerity with these three talisman papers. Remember, it must be wrapped." It’s so tight that no gaps can be exposed. After wrapping it, you just put it on the stone steps in front and stand aside.”
Zheng He did as he was told. After he put it away, he looked back at the old fortune teller and said in disbelief: "Is it as simple as that?"
Even if he has never told fortunes, he has watched the movie at least. He remembers the master's method in the movie, which is holding a Shang Fang sword and setting up a table to open an altar. But he only needs to put it on the simple stone steps to change the fortune. Life, he always felt a little hasty.
The fortune telling old man put the whisk and fan on the ground, handed the Pingjin sail to Zheng He, and asked Zheng He to hold it for him first.
Then he took off the black baggage on his shoulder, opened it, and took out a thin piece of paper and a pen. While drawing symbols that Zheng He couldn't understand on the paper, he said: < br>
"The conditions are indeed limited at present, but the gods will not care about these. The main method is to rely on my magic to communicate with the people above, and your sincerity. Everything else can be ignored, so you don't have to worry, you can just recite your prayer silently in your heart. , just leave the rest to me.”
Zheng He nodded blankly.
After all, it was the first time he experienced such a scene, and he was still quite confused.
A little nervous and a little excited.
Just when Zheng He was about to stand aside, he suddenly remembered an important thing: "By the way, I want to transfer my bad luck to the villain who defeated me, so do I need to write her name out? Then you can So I can tell the people above who I want to pass my bad luck to." The old fortune-teller nodded: "If you want to write, please wait. When I finish writing, you can write below."
The old fortune teller wrote a bunch of symbols and spells on the paper that Zheng He couldn't understand.
Zheng He stared at it for a few times and couldn't help but sigh that the master is the master!
This incomprehensible encrypted language made him feel that this master was really powerful, mysterious, and professional!
After the fortune-telling old man finished writing, Zheng He wrote Chen Xixi's name under the paper. The fortune-telling old man folded the paper a few times to turn it into a three-dimensional rectangle.
The fortune-telling old man placed the folded three-dimensional rectangle in front of 'Zheng He's Sincerity' and said to Zheng He: "Go and stand aside and don't talk to disturb me."
【Is this really okay? 】
[It’s the first time I’ve seen a master perform live, I’m so nervous! That is to say, I am also praying silently now, can I use the master's spell? 】
[I’m trying too, hoping it works! 】
[Who does Zheng He want to pass his bad luck to? Who is the villain who defeats Zheng He? 】
[I guess it must be Chen Xixi! Because the person Zheng He hates most in this show is probably Chen Xixi. 】
[Am I the only one worried that Zheng He will be fooled again? After all, with Zheng He's easy-to-deceive physique, I always have a bad feeling. 】
[How to lie this time? The fortune-telling master said that he would not charge money, and the master did not touch Zheng He’s sincerity throughout the whole process, and would return his sincerity to Zheng He after the fortune telling. I think this master must be true! 】
The old fortune teller squatted half in front of the folded paper and recited many complex incantations silently. Then he took out a lighter and lit the paper from above. At the same time, he quickly recited the mantra: "The Supreme Lord is as urgent as a law. Get up!”
Just listen to the old fortune teller say "get up" angrily. Almost as soon as he finished speaking, the paper burned by the flames quickly floated into the air as it burned out.
Ashes and incompletely extinguished sparks instantly rose into the sky at a very fast speed, and Zheng He was stunned to see it.
Damn it! It actually really got up! !
Zheng He raised his head and looked at the floating ashes, and couldn't help but sigh that the master is indeed a master! It actually took off!
【Holy shit! It's really floating! Zheng He was really lucky this time. He was not deceived and met the real master! 】
[No kidding, this thing is so fantastical that it would take three episodes to get to the point where it’s scientific. 】
[Master, please accept my knees! 】
Just when netizens were admiring the master's operation, Zheng He's live broadcast room suddenly turned dark.
Zheng He’s live broadcast room was blocked again.
The reason is to promote superstitious activities.
At this time, Zheng He didn't know that his live broadcast room had been blocked.
He just felt that he had really met the master. Not only that, the master was free and saved him a lot of money.
He is about to be transferred! Chen Xixi is just waiting for bad luck!
The old fortune-teller muttered a few more formulas that Zheng He didn't understand. After a moment of silence, he turned to look at Zheng He and said, "I have finished casting the spell, but it is not completely finished yet. I have to wait twenty-four hours." It will be considered successful only after that, so your sincerity cannot be used now. You need to wait twenty-four hours before you can open it. If you open it in advance, your life-changing charm will not be effective. "
Twenty-four hours? Does the spell have a time limit?
(End of chapter)