Chapter 212 Xiao Zheng (very loud): I am the victim!
In a small hotel in Haishi.
Two policemen pushed Zheng He down on the bed. Another policeman stood at the door and turned to look at a disheveled aunt who was about fifty or sixty years old. He quickly grabbed the quilt on the side and handed it to the aunt. Frowning and asking with concern: "Auntie, are you okay?"
The aunt wrapped herself tightly in the quilt, her eyes flashing slightly: "No, it's okay..."
[Zheng He asked his aunt to come to the hotel, but was arrested? This is a bit explosive, guys! 】
[Zheng Heke is really hungry, he has to eat whatever he wants! 】
[Auntie dares to harass her, but Zheng He is too picky about food! 】
[It’s not even spring yet, but Zheng He started going on blind dates at noon and making appointments at the hotel in the evening. Why is this brother so hungry and thirsty? 】
[Zheng He, Zheng He! Let me tell you what you want. This aunt is almost as old as your mother. How can you do it? 】
Zheng He's head was pinned to the soft bed by the police. He glanced at the police because his face was squeezed and deformed, and his speech was a little unclear: "No... that's not it... you, please listen to my explanation..." < br>
One of the police officers who was holding Zheng He down pressed his hand hard on Zheng He's head and shouted sternly: "Shut up! Be honest!"
Zheng He screamed in pain several times.
Zheng He: "..." Is there anyone who can speak up for me? !
The aunt standing next to the policeman turned away unnaturally.
Zheng He was about to cry. He calmed down for a while. When the police were about to take him away, he felt that he could finally breathe freely and prove his innocence happily!
His face was full of unspeakable grievances, and he shouted with a red face: "I called the police, I am the victim, I am the one who was harassed!!"
Zheng He is about to die of grievance! He called the police on himself, would he look so stupid?
Audience: "!!!"
Several police officers looked at each other. Did they really arrest the wrong person?
They looked at the disheveled aunt again, and then at Zheng He who was fully clothed...
No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like what Zheng He said.
But looking at Zheng He being so confident and flushing from neck to face because of his efforts to defend himself, it didn't look like he was lying.
For the first time, the police officer felt so helpless that he had the urge to call the police.
The policeman coughed twice: "Um, I'll call the police station and find out who called the police."
When they came in just to see the situation, they went straight to Zheng He without thinking, captured Zheng He, and protected Auntie.
Thinking about it now, before calling the police, he seemed to remember that the people in the station told him that the person who called the police was a man named Zheng He.
But he was still a little confused now. In order to make sure nothing was wrong, it would be better for him to call the institute to confirm.
Two minutes later.
The policeman who made the confirmation call scratched his head. He turned to look at the aunt who was tightly wrapped in quilt and felt guilty. He was speechless.
Just now, the voice on the phone answered clearly: "Yes, the caller's surname is Zheng, his name is Zheng He. He is a man. He said he was being harassed."
The awkward atmosphere quickly spread in the small space.
Zheng He looked at the police officers and complained aggrievedly: "I'm going to say that you arrested the wrong person! You still don't let me speak! Should I call the police to arrest myself? Do you think this is ridiculous! The real bad guys will not be arrested , you arrest me, in your eyes, I am such a beast!”
"..."
Several police officers looked at each other and remained silent.
Don't you have any idea whether you are a beast or not?
Looking at Zheng He's past record and the current chaotic scene, who would have immediately thought that Zheng He was the victim?
With Zheng He here, who can tell the difference between Zheng He and criminals?
I really don’t blame the police for arresting the wrong person.
Zheng He glanced at the aunt again and continued to defend himself: "And how old is she? After all, I am a young and handsome boy! Am I that hungry?"
"..." Who can say this accurately? When the aunt heard this, she stopped and said, "What are you talking about? I was also a flower in the village when I was young!"
The policeman turned to look at the aunt and shouted: "Shut up! Be honest!"
Aunt: "..."
【ah? The sudden reversal almost hit me! 】
[I want to order two cups of milk tea quickly to calm my shock! 】
【This world is crazy after all...】
[Your aunt is still your aunt! 】
[Xiao Zheng (super loud) (aggrieved): I am the victim! ! 】
[I'm sorry, Xiao Zheng, I just wronged you. Now I'm going to punish myself by facing the wall and thinking for ten minutes! 】
【Ha ha ha ha! The first time I saw a policeman, I was speechless! 】
The two policemen who originally controlled Zheng He let go of their hands in embarrassment. Zheng He finally cleared his grievances and regained his personal freedom.
Twenty minutes later, at the nearby police station.
The policeman poured a cup of tea for Zheng He to comfort Comrade Zheng, who had just been hurt both physically and mentally.
The policeman sat down opposite Zheng He, "Now tell me how you were harassed."
Zheng He sighed. He was very depressed after suffering multiple injuries: "Oh, it's all my fault that I am too handsome for letting her embark on the path of crime..."
When the policeman listened to Zheng He's narcissistic speech, his brows suddenly furrowed. He tapped the table with his pen, "I sympathize with your experience, but let's get to the point first."
"Okay." Zheng He began to reminisce painfully: "She wanted to buy my autograph. We arranged to meet at the hotel. As soon as I entered the room, she locked the door and started taking off her clothes with a bang! I was confused at the time. Oh! I feel like my eyes are dirty!”
If the other party were a young and beautiful girl, Zheng Hexing might have agreed half-heartedly, but the other party was a perverted aunt in her fifties or sixties, and he wouldn't do it no matter what.
He immediately withdrew the idea of being taken care of by a rich woman and having a soft life, which would save him thirty or forty years of detours.
He can't make any of this money, so he should leave it to other capable people!
He wanted to run, but he couldn't because he wanted to close his eyes as soon as he opened them.
When he was most helpless, he suddenly thought of the police uncle!
He quickly lowered his head and took out his cell phone to make the call that could save him from the fire.
Unexpectedly, when the police arrived, they arrested him on the spot. At that moment, he felt that his hope was shattered. He suddenly felt that the world was simply too unfriendly to him!
Then his live broadcast room blacked out for an instant, and the reason for being blocked was: pornography.
After the police arrived, Zheng He's live broadcast room continued to live broadcast after various negotiations between the chief director and the platform.
[Auntie, this is a motive. She has been planning for a long time! 】
[Zheng He has also become successful and can rely on his appearance to make a living! 】
[Zheng He was also pitiful and sympathized with Zheng He for three seconds. 】
[Zheng He has taken over pornography, gambling, feudal superstition, and MLM dens. Now there is still something wrong. I hope Zheng He will be more careful. 】
[I thought Auntie was being harassed, but it turned out that the person being harassed was Zheng He? ! 】
Zheng He also didn't expect that he would have such rich and colorful experiences in this life.
It's all his handsomeness that's to blame. Alas... being too handsome is not a good thing. He must protect himself next time!