Chapter 206 Collectively breaks the defense of RNG, joke master Lee Sang Hyuk
"I seriously doubt what Brother Yan is implying this time. You guys taste it carefully! If you can't figure it out, I will announce the answer!"
"Adopt the red-warm giant baby opposite haha~"
"This is ten thousand times more explosive than recruiting a disciple! No wonder the dog's face is so red when taking a shower, and GSL is so anxious/squinting"
"Huang Za and GSL collectively broke the defense!"
"Suddenly I understood the true meaning of Mr. Liu's book "One sentence is worth ten thousand sentences". No matter how good the GSLs are, they can't compare to the all-round killing effect of adoption!"
"It has to be Brother Yan, he is so good! In the field of fighting against RNG, Huang Za, and GSL, I would like to call him the true god forever! / Thumbs up"
"Holy crap! I said what was going on, but I never understood it. It turned out that I was adopting a red-warm giant baby... It's so violent, hahaha!"
Fans of Yan, Kefen, and the LPL fans who came after hearing the news were completely laughing like crazy at this moment, calling 666.
Huang Za and GSL became even more embarrassed and annoyed when they saw these barrages. Their heads were buzzing and their faces alternated between green and red.
They angrily and excitedly emphasized again that they didn't care about this at all! Crazy quibbling, crazy barking.
This is completely different from the 'don't care' they say. It's obviously the ultimate arrogance of caring!
I'm afraid even Heath Ledger doesn't know how to play the Joker, because they don't look like they are acting at all.
At the same time, the event was held in Berlin.
Listen to the LCS English stream commentator in the commentary box saying "Oh My God~" one after another, and listen to all the SKT fans led by Bae Zhuhyun in the audience shouting "SKT is awesome".
A faint smile appeared on Xu Junyan's face. After taking off his headphones, Faker next door raised a fist.
Xu Junyan raised his fist to touch him lightly and said with a smile: "Good fight, Xianghe."
Faker was about to say these words, but Xu Junyan beat him to it. He couldn't help but blinked, a little embarrassed.
"Let's shake hands."
Xu Junyan felt even better when he saw someone's stupid look. He patted Guapi on the shoulder and reminded everyone around him who had relaxed smiles on their faces.
A group of five people walked towards the RNG competition seat again.
There was still some distance between them, but Xu Junyan felt the rich low pressure emanating from the opposite side.
This low pressure is even more terrifying than when we lost to them for the first time. It is simply suffocating!
Looking around, from Letme to Laxiang, to Xiaohu, to the bathing dog, and Ming, every one of them looked extremely pale.
How similar.
What year is it today?
Xu Junyan suddenly had such a feeling in his heart.
I remember when the S7 semi-finals were beaten home by SKT, they were like this in the backstage lounge.
He felt distressed at that time.
Now?
Kind of funny!
If I had known this, why would I do it in the first place?
Xu Junyan is disgusted with these teammates who have betrayed him, especially RNG as a whole and this club.
Xu Junyan stood at the first place in the SKT queue and stretched out his hand.
But just when Letme looked stiff and had a bad look on her face, wanting to quickly shake hands with Xu Junyan and then continue to pretend to be a transparent person, Xu Junyan said something with a smile.
"If you lose once, it might be luck. If you lose twice, you might be a real loser, everyone."
Suddenly!
Starting with Letme, all five RNG players' faces turned red, and they glared at Xu Junyan with embarrassment and anger.
Xu Junyan was unmoved.
They deserve this, they deserve it!
If someone wants to criticize him for his poor quality or something from the highest point of morality, then criticize him, it’s funny!
He also doesn’t want to think about what RNG did to him in the first place, and how these people got into trouble in the first place.
It almost ruined his entire career.
So, why should he pretend to be a saint and not give these people a taste of the bitter fruit?
Just to make them feel uncomfortable!
The more uncomfortable the better!
Some fans said well that he is the kind of person who doesn't stick to trivial matters, has a free and easy nature and is happy to take revenge.
Letme’s five popularity exploded! He was so angry that he was so angry that his eyes were red and his whole body was ripe! This is all driven by anger.
However, in front of the camera, they could do nothing but watch and listen to being ridiculed by Xu Junyan.
right! They can only endure it!
Then he continued to pretend that he had no emotions at all, and continued to shake hands with Xu Junyan one by one through gritted teeth.
After shaking hands, several people couldn't bear it anymore. They were so angry that they trembled and hurriedly packed up their keyboards and mice and walked quickly off the field.
Once off the field, return to the dugout.
"Grass!!"
Several people broke out. They could no longer hide their annoyance towards Xu Junyan. They roared angrily and cursed.
Originally, they didn't pay much attention to the handshake. Although they felt embarrassed and annoyed that Xu Junyan ignored them last time, but now that they lost again, they felt that it would be better if Xu Junyan continued to ignore them.
Clinker, this time Xu Junyan changed his painting style again.
Open up in person! Ridicule in person! It was still the kind of ridicule that they had no way of replying to after the ridicule was over and could only suffer the ridicule silently.
Damn it! !
The faces of several people were getting redder and angrier, especially Uzi, who was extremely red!
Why! Why?
That person dared to mock him in the game, but also dared to mock him in person? He only has a few fans! Dare you call it that!
How dare he? !
Coach Heart huddled in the corner, looking at everyone who came back in anger. He felt that if he didn't fight hard, he would really be dismissed from get out of class and become the second Firefox, so he quickly stood up to smooth things over and appease:
"Everyone, everyone, we have one more game today. Let's calm down first. Let the past be bygones. Let's play hard in the next game and come back with revenge in the next semi-finals or finals."
"The most important thing now is to review the game carefully, find the shortcomings, play the next game well, and advance to the semi-finals."
When he said these words, his first target was especially Rambo, who deserves the most attention in the team. He said in a comforting tone, "Don't be angry, puppy. Although we lost to SKT twice, as long as we review the game carefully, we will win again." Improve our strength, we..."
"Am I angry? Am I angry?" Uzi, who was blushing like crazy, roaring, immediately glared at Heart.
Lies won't hurt, the truth is the sharpest knife!
Heart's comfort was just a side effect. Whether it was anger or losing to SKT, when he said it together, it immediately seemed that RNG was extremely incompetent.
And in the second half of the sentence, let's improve our strength. To Uzi's ears, it sounded more like a deliberate satire on his lack of strength.
Every sentence, every word, was like a needle pricking his vitals, hurting his sensitive and fragile self-esteem.
Suddenly, Uzi blushed even more, with warning signals all over his body. He was extremely embarrassed, and interrupted Heart with an extremely rushed tone: "I don't even want to talk anymore. Even your BP is like shit. Others The playing is like shit. If the game continues like this, we might as well break up early. It’s boring. I’m going to take a shower.”
This game made him sweat all over his back. Although he didn't say it because he was afraid of being embarrassed, it was the fact!
But at the same time, he felt extremely hot. His whole body was extremely hot, the temperature exploded, and he was so red that he looked like swine fever!
bath! Gotta take a shower! Really need to take a shower!
After saying that, Uzi left feeling aggrieved and angry.
Out of the lounge!
Looking back, Xiaohu and Letme were still roaring angrily and incompetently, especially Spicy Hotpot, who had a crazy bad mouth. It seemed that they had broken their ultimate defense.
Heart looked ashen.
……
In contrast, next door, the SKT lounge.
"Nice!"
"Well done!"
"Well done, Junzhi!"
With a smile on his face, Kuuma high-fived everyone who returned. Looking at everyone, he was extremely pleased. This coach is so worry-free.
Unprecedentedly comfortable.
"It's not that we played well, it all relied on Jun Yan's novel tactics and overall command, otherwise we wouldn't have won so easily."
Faker didn't want to take the credit. When he praised him, he immediately returned the credit to Xu Junyan.
When Xu Junyan heard this, he laughed and said: "I have only commanded a few times. It's all luck. The real command depends on you, Xianghe."
"No, no, no, you are better." Faker recalled the game with KZ and shook his head quickly.
"You are still stronger..."
"Okay, you two!"
Du Ma was helpless for a while, and rolled his eyes at the two of them in an angry and funny manner, "I didn't know for a moment whether you two were being humble or bragging about each other in business."
"That's right!"
"That's too much, man!"
"Is this intentional? It's definitely a business bragging! I can't stand listening anymore~ Please stop it."
Bang, Wolf, and Xiao Hei all stood inside the door, arms folded over their shoulders, and echoed with contempt on their faces.
Xu Junyan blinked and turned around to complain: "Look, Xianghe, I just said don't play this trick. It's boring. It's up to you to judge whether you're good or not. You insist on dragging me into such a business exchange, and now you're being Are you embarrassed after being exposed?”
"??"
Two question marks immediately appeared on Faker's head. He scratched his head a little stupidly and said for a long time, "Huh?"
"Haha!"
Xu Junyan laughed out loud. He thought it was so fun to tease Li Guapi every day. It was so funny!
Bang and the others laughed unkindly.
Faker realized later that he seemed to have been put into trouble by Xu Junyan, but he was not angry at all.
Seeing everyone so happy, he also laughed, and an impulse emerged in his heart...
Since the last time he had a private chat with Eun-jeong, he has reflected a lot on himself and searched a lot online.
After integration, summary and reflection, he came to a conclusion.
In order to win the favor of Zhao Enjing as host, in addition to playing well in the game and constantly getting good results, he also has another very important point.
The search engine says that only funny men are more likely to attract girls.
In the past, he was not very funny and relatively straight. Even his grandma said that he was a boring child.
Now, he is ready to change!
Taking advantage of this opportunity, everyone was laughing, so Faker made up his mind and smiled: "Everyone is so happy, why don't I tell you a joke, the kind that asks questions."
"Oh?"*5
Bang, Kuma, and others all raised their heads in surprise.
Even Xu Junyan, who had just picked up the phone and was about to chat with his girlfriend Xiao Pei, looked up in surprise and joked: "Xiang He, you can tell jokes?"
Faker nodded: "Of course, please listen to the question."
Several people immediately became serious.
Faker asked with a confident smile: "Guess, what is that thing with three heads and one foot?"
"Three heads and one foot?" Bang suddenly fell into deep thought, thinking about chickens, ducks, fish, etc., but found that he couldn't get the right number.
How could there be such a weird creature with three heads and one leg?
Wolf, Xiao Hei, and Kuama were all stumped, racking their brains to think.
"Is this thing alive?" Xu Junyan is good at asking questions.
Faker: "Of course."
"What category does it belong to?" Xu Junyan asked again.
Faker thought for a moment and said firmly: "It must be something."
Xu Junyan's mouth twitched.
"Brother Xianghe, are you sure you're not kidding us? A living thing with three heads is so strange that I can't think of any of them."
Wolf glanced at Faker depressedly, and then looked at Xu Junyan hopefully. For some reason, he just felt that Xu Junyan in SKT was the smartest.
When he saw it, Bang, Xiaohei, and Kuoma all looked at him, even Faker, waiting for his answer.
Suddenly, Xu Junyan became the hope of the whole village.
He didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Don't look at me, I don't know. I've only seen two heads at most."
"Brother Jun Yan, have you ever seen a man with two heads?" Wolf was shocked.
"Ah." Xu Junyan looked the little fat man up and down and said, "Isn't that you?"
"What?"
Wolf was dumbfounded again and looked around in disbelief. He even ran to the floor-length mirror and took a look in the mirror.
Where is Xiba, the two of them?
Which two?
"Pfft!"
Bang understood instantly and laughed out loud.
Then, Xiao Hei and Kuma also laughed, but only Faker and Wolf still didn't know why.
"Forget it, I didn't expect it. Xianghe, just announce the answer. I want to see what kind of Cthulhu product this is." Xu Junyan complained.
Faker nodded with an air of dignity and said with a smile: "Then I will announce it, you all listen carefully."
Everyone was ready and nodded.
"Of course the thing with three heads and one foot is..." Faker suppressed a smile, and under the curious eyes of everyone, he suddenly clapped his hands and announced: "Of course it is a monster with three heads and one foot! Hahaha ! ”
After he finished speaking, he laughed and couldn't help but keep laughing. He couldn't stop laughing. He thought it was so funny.
Who said he, Lee Sang Hyuk, is a boring kid?
Want to be interesting? Isn’t it easy?
However, in addition to Faker laughing non-stop, in front of him, from Xu Junyan to dunking, to Bang, to Wolf, to Xiao Hei...
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‘Is it funny? ’
‘It’s so cold! ’
'Why is he smiling so happily? ’
‘I don’t know, I’m a little sweaty bro~’
‘Goosebumps all over my body…’
'Xiang He, you are really a terrible child~ Don't let him talk anymore. I can't stand it, but I still cooperate now, otherwise this child will be sad. ’
‘Agree! ’*4
After some sweaty eye contact, everyone laughed awkwardly along with Faker.
Faker was surprised by this, but of course, he was even more pleased! It seems like he can be really interesting.
From now on, I have to work harder.
Practice more, and when you meet Zhao Enjing as host in the future, you will be able to make others laugh with funny jokes!
He, Lee Sang Hyuk, will never be a straight man again!
Faker secretly clenched his fists and cheered himself up. He felt that he was extremely talented.
Boom, boom, boom!
When Xu Junyan and others were smiling awkwardly and their faces were frozen, and they were about to lose their ability to hold on, they were finally interrupted by a knock on the door.
Still an interview invitation.
This time there were invitations from all major competition regions, but after a little weighing, Xu Junyan resolutely chose LPL!
(End of chapter)