Chapter 313 Sleepless Night, Top Response: "In the Name of Bath", the Bible is born!
Xu Junyan turned off the live broadcast and did not watch the follow-up. He became Master Xu who was busy preparing for his masterpiece on PS.
But in the live broadcast rooms of major LPL platforms, the barrages of Huang Za and GSL really exploded.
They were so excited and laughing so much!
Originally, they had been in red and warm in the past two days. After all, SKT actually bucked the trend and came back in the LCK summer finals despite the disadvantage of the base being disconnected!
This really almost made them angry to death!
The most terrible thing is that the follow-up song "Orchid Grass" by Xu Junyan made them become villains completely, degrading them to the extreme assholes, and once again lost a lot of people on the entire Internet!
Therefore, the past two days were really uncomfortable for them. They were so angry that they wanted to make a comeback every day, but they couldn't find the right time.
But there is one today!
Not only was RNG their explosive performance in the LPL Summer Finals, they defeated IG and won the championship.
Also, the eternal god, Uzi, LPL Summer Finals Fmvp, helped them get started in the post-match interview!
Then how can they not know how to use the rest?
Follow the eternal divine rush!
Make bad words! !
In a short time, RNG won the summer finals and topped the Weibo hot search list. At the same time, Uzi's post-match performance and the impact of Huang Za and GSL also appeared on the hot search list.
They also proved with practical actions that the ‘World’s No. 1 Shock Wave’ is truly worthy of its name.
Under the newly reopened posts, under LPL’s hot comments, and under Xu Junyan’s Weibo, there are comments from Huang Za and GSL everywhere.
They ridiculed! They laugh! They sneered! They insult!
The fingers were all pointed at Xu Junyan, and he wanted to vent all the resentment and anger he had accumulated over the past few days now.
"I'm back, I'm back, the young crazy puppy is back! Watch and study hard, what does it mean to be a real young and frivolous person!/Sunglasses"
"Uzi reached the global finals at the age of 17. Can he be compared to that kind of trash like Yan ÷? Don't make me laugh~"
"What does it mean to be a real professional player? Haha! The funniest saying I have heard this year is that this sentence is actually used to describe words!"
"It's against Tiangang! Uzi didn't even say anything, but he has become a real professional player?/Huangdou sweats"
"The words are like this, it's just a villain who succeeds. If you look at Uzi's reaction after winning the championship, you can see the difference between the two!"
"Brothers, please stop giving me a picture. Is he the only one comparing himself to Uzi? He deserves it! He doesn't even know what he is! Uzi has all the championships he has, and Uzi has the honor he doesn't have." Yes, how can we compare if they are not on the same level?”
"Yan ÷! Just a question, buddy, Uzi is the world's number one ADC, what are you?"
"Comparing with Uzi? Yan ÷ is really unworthy! Yan ÷ is really unworthy! Yan ÷ is really unworthy!..."
Due to the large-scale Internet violence by Huangza and GSL, the traffic of related hot spots continued to rise, and even broke into the top 5 before 12 o'clock in the evening.
Of course, the fans are working hard to fight back. They are fighting against Huangza and GSL. Their strength is not bad. After the Asian Games, the number of people has expanded significantly.
However, even if the number of people increases, compared with Huangza religious fans, who currently have the largest number of fans in the LPL, they are still more than one and a half stars behind.
What's more, today's Huang Za and GSL came here with red eyes. The purpose is to vent their anger and anger from the past few days.
Reason with them?
They don't listen!
They will just continue to brag about how awesome Uzi is like a group of NT repeaters, and Xu Junyan is useless.
Tell them the truth?
They don't look!
If they are really driven to the edge by Xu Junyan's MSI championship and Asian Games championship, and they can't stand up to Uzi's All-Star solo championship, they will use their usual methods and sarcastically say:
‘How mean do you have to be to cheer for Yan ÷? Get out of China! Are you worthy of being Chinese? If you don’t follow the all-China class and end up being a fan, your life must not be very satisfactory, right? ’
Fight with them?
This is really what they are best at. With a large number of people and Uzi taking the lead in the post-game interview, their combat effectiveness is terrifying.
The more they sprayed, the more proud and energetic they became. Another reason why they became more and more enthusiastic was because there had been no movement from Xu Junyan's side.
He didn’t respond to anything on Weibo, nor did he respond to anything on his recently opened Instagram.
Laughing to death! He finally gave up!
If you think about it carefully, this makes sense.
Why shouldn't he, Xu Junyan, be cowardly?
Unless he is confident that he can beat Uzi and RNG in the World Championship, how can he reply?
He responded to Uzi with great enthusiasm, but was defeated by Kuku in the World Championship. Isn't the clown himself?
It's annoying to say the least. If Uzi hadn't suddenly hinted in the post-match interview that Xu Junyan couldn't play the ranked training matches normally, SKT would have been in such an embarrassing situation that they would have almost forgotten about it!
If they had remembered earlier, they had attacked Xu Junyan and Yan Fan severely several days in advance, how could they have suffered this grievance?
After all, if you don't handle SKT's network problems for one day, your strength will fall by three points.
Now it's more difficult for you to break through in the finals than AFs. AFs used four guarantees and one so poorly that they almost won.
If we replace RNG with the ultimate, top level, invincible four guarantees and one title founder, four guarantees, RNG, that final...
Oh my god, they don’t even dare to think about it! Because just thinking about it makes me laugh out loud.
Win!
They simply don’t know how to lose!
Just like what Uzi said in the post-match interview, there is no strong opponent in this World Championship. RNG can win against anyone. This is true.
LCK, who else besides SKT this year? They're all rubbish, they're all rubbish, they RNG are killing them indiscriminately!
But SKT has been scrapped and has been firmly booked to be their RNG captive in a month's time.
In that case, who else? !
Who else can stop their RNG from winning the championship?
Isn't it the garbage like G2 and TL from the LCS?
Isn't it the garbage from VCS's GAM?
puff! Ha ha! It makes me laugh so hard that they deserve it? This bunch of rubbish can't beat RNG even if they have only one hand.
From this point of view, RNG's victory in the World Championship is really becoming more and more stable, because they can't imagine how RNG will lose this time!
When they lost the game at MSI, they admitted that they made a mistake. When they lost the game at the Intercontinental Tournament, they also admitted that there was indeed a small problem with RNG at that time.
But haven’t they emphasized this sentence many times a long time ago?
‘Please be more tolerant to the all-China class! Why can't you be more tolerant of RNG and insist on targeting RNG all the time? ’
Now it seems that this sentence has finally come true. After all the hardships, happiness comes, and their tolerance has been rewarded with the best.
This time the S competition will no longer be like MSI or the Intercontinental Championship, and there will no longer be any surprises.
Their all-China class RNG will really win the championship this time when they go to the World Championship!
Therefore, it makes more sense to say that he is cowardly.
A certain Huangza fan was in a great mood and directly made a triumphant and sharp comment:
"The future world champion criticized you in the post-game interview. Why is he not satisfied with what he said? Why does he dare to speak? Is he worthy? If you have the ability, you can beat our RNG in the world championship! Haha!"
Immediately following him, a large group of royals and GSLs started laughing. One by one, they all laughed like crazy.
The number of likes on this review has skyrocketed, as if Huang Za and GSL couldn't wait to let everyone see their RNG's upcoming success.
That's it, it's just the beginning.
What really brought Huangza and GSL to the pinnacle of their lives tonight was that at 1 o'clock in the morning, someone reprinted a rating from ESPN.
ESPN’s latest team ratings are as follows:
SSS-level team: RNG
SS-level teams: SKT, AFs
S-level teams: IG, KZ, KT, FNC, G2, TL
There are several A-level and B-level teams under it...
There is also a player rating.
Last unit ranked first in the world: SKT.Silence
Ranked No. 1 in the jungle position in the world: RNG.Krasa
Ranked No. 1 in the world: SKT.Faker
ADC ranks first in the world: RNG.Uzi
Ranked No. 1 in the support position in the world: RNG.Ming
……
After this list was reprinted on domestic Weibo, Huangza and GSL became even more excited.
Because this list appears at the perfect time!
Just in time, it appeared just when they collectively ridiculed Xu Junyan and made various analyzes triumphantly, finally concluding that RNG would win the championship.
This seems to symbolize destiny.
It seems to be deliberately proving something!
As if he was going out of his way to prove something!
Look, look!
They said Uzi was the best ADC in the world, and the official immediately gave a statement, confirming it!
As for whether ESPN is truly official, they don't care at all. As for Xu Junyan being rated as the world's number one top laner, they don't care either. They are selectively blind!
Look again, keep reading!
They said that RNG is really stable this year and is unstoppable. No one can stop it. SKT, which cannot play ranked training matches, will be restrained by RNG and will never be able to turn around.
Official ESPN also immediately gave a statement confirming that there was no problem with these analyses.
The only SSS rated team given by ESPN this year, and the team leading the world, is RNG.
They are the chosen ones and the only ones! !
Others, whether SKT or AFs, are one level weaker.
As for other teams, such as IG, KT and the rotten shrimp teams of the LCS, they are even two levels worse than their RNG, and there is no comparison at all...
"666! ESPN's analysis is so accurate, it deserves to be official!"
"Have the officials taken action?"
"This is RNG!! Yanzas are screaming! Why don't you scream anymore, huh?/Huangdou sweats"
"So why doesn't Yan ÷ give up? He's laughing so hard! I guess Yan ÷ will pretend to be dead to the end this time!"
"Are you just pretending to be dead? Maybe you will have to cancel your account soon! After all, our RNG is going to win the championship soon. How on earth did he reincarnate? / Smile with a sideways eye"
"Do you still dare to go against RNG now? You really don't know how many eyes Lord Ma has! The official stepped down and slapped me in the face, making me laugh like crazy!"
If Huang Za and GSL had divine help, they would spray more wantonly, more brazenly, more unscrupulously and more triumphantly.
Even though it was already late at night and early in the morning, they could not feel the slightest bit of sleepiness in their high-spirited state, and locusts were still passing through Weibo.
The firepower of fans is not as good as before. Once ESPN's list came out, even if they named them repeatedly, it was not an authoritative official report at all. However, the firepower of Huangza and GSL was strengthened by this.
As a result, everyone couldn't scold him even more.
I felt very frustrated, unhappy, and suffering. I kept checking Xu Junyan's Weibo to update the updates.
They all hope that Xu Junyan can stand up at this time and lead them to charge together. Otherwise, everyone will really be criticized by Huang Za and GSL today.
Why?
However, Xu Junyan has been silent. It has been a full 4 hours since RNG finished the game and UZI used shockwave in the post-game interview!
Could it be that, as the emperors said, Xu Junyan is timid, afraid of responding now and being embarrassed if he cannot beat RNG when the World Championship starts?
But it’s impossible!
It is impossible for Xu Junyan to have such a character that he will be timid before fighting. If he can't fight, then he shouldn't fight, right?
Then why hasn’t Xu Junyan replied yet?
As time passed by again, the sleepless Huangza and GSLs ridiculed endlessly and became more and more intense.
Some new fans only joined the lineup after the Asian Games. Domestic e-sports fans who were not determined in their hearts gradually became disappointed.
"Forget it, let's break up."
"I'm asleep. It's almost 2 o'clock. Emperor Xu Tian has not responded yet. I guess he is really scared this time. I guess I made a mistake."
"Although I can understand the helplessness of disconnecting the Internet at the competition base, we have to respond even if we can't play in the World Championship, otherwise it would be too embarrassing to be cowardly before the competition!"
"Where is your strong character? Where is your spirit of not admitting defeat? Just because the fans are criticizing you, the royal family even has a bathing dog to lead the charge, but you have been cowardly here, even the emperor of heaven! Your character has collapsed It’s over, okay? This just makes us look like clowns, really disappointing!”
Seeing these speeches, Huang Za and GSL were so excited that they couldn't sleep anymore. They were so excited that they smiled crookedly.
Never had such a wonderful day!
If that's the case, then they will work harder today to completely break up Yanza's power, and also completely break up Xu Junyan's reputation in the country, and break up Xu Junyan himself!
……
At the same time, RNG base.
Uzi also stayed up all night, but this night he neither played ranked nor played training matches, but kept staring at Weibo.
For four hours, except for eating, he was just like now, grinning, blushing, and smiling happily.
"Fight with me? Are you worthy?" "What are you!"
Seeing that under his own charge, Xu Junyan was completely cowardly, and his fans' base was about to collapse, he laughed so hard!
"Forget it, I'm tired, just go to bed. Let's save this joke for tomorrow. If I'm done having fun tonight, how will I be happy tomorrow? Anyway, he won't dare to talk back to me."
"Haha!"
The more Uzi thought about it, the happier he became. He was so happy that he felt that he was sure of his success. He was also thinking about having a treat tomorrow and celebrating with Xiaohu and others to celebrate Xu Junyan’s good death!
SKT's base was disconnected from the Internet, and a major accident occurred that affected the next game. He had long wanted to talk about it. After all, SKT like this is no longer a strong enemy, and he, Uzi, can beat him casually!
It's just that I haven't been able to find the opportunity.
Now that they have won the summer championship and he has also won the Fmvp, how could it be possible if he didn't immediately take advantage of this opportunity to crush Xu Junyan to death!
The whole internet is bragging about not messing with Xu Junyan, don’t mess with Xu Junyan, you will be doomed if you mess with him, but has the whole internet ever thought that if you mess with him, Uzi, you will be doomed? !
hehe!
Thinking like this, he twitched the corners of his mouth, his smile getting bigger and bigger, and before lying down, he refreshed Xu Junyan's Weibo again.
Under the latest news, there have been 450,000+ messages!
It was all the efforts of Huang Za and GSL tonight. He was going to sleep happily after watching the last two lines.
Unexpectedly, it was this update that caused his pupils to shrink suddenly and his whole body to tremble, because Xu Junyan’s Weibo was updated!
At two o'clock in the middle of the night, just when everyone thought Xu Junyan was going to be completely cowardly, he made a fucking update! !
Not only Uzi, but also countless Huang Za, GSL, and countless fans, whether they firmly support Xu Junyan or some of them are gradually swaying and are ready to take off their fans and sleep...
Seen it all!
2:00 am, the latest news from Silence on Weibo:
【Yo! What's going on in the middle of the night? Why is it so lively? Did you win Fmvp while celebrating my dear Bath God Xia Jue’s victory?
What a coincidence, I also watched Xia Jue, and the performance of Bath God was great! I was stunned when I saw it!
As RNG's most loyal family member, the home team won the championship bravely, and the Bath God won Fmvp bravely. I must express this.
It’s just that I haven’t used PS for too long, and my hands are really bad. It took me a full five hours to grind out this gift.
It barely lives up to expectations. All my thoughts are in this video, so please just watch it.
——RNG’s Silence
】
Just looking at the copy, no matter Uzi, Huang Za or Yan fans, they all looked confused and were stunned!
What? !
Such a gentle tone, apart from the fact that directly calling the Bath God in the copy is a bit disrespectful to the power of God and violates the taboos of God, except for the name left at the end, which is a bit reminiscent of some bad memories, everything else seems to be giving in, right?
Is he really scared? !
Are you posting this on Weibo just to show your kindness?
Such thoughts popped up in the minds of countless Huang Za, GSL, even Uzi, and even Yan fans.
The former is excited and excited, while the latter is silent.
Then, almost all the LPL e-sports fans who couldn't sleep that night, and even countless passers-by, clicked on Xu Junyan's video.
A thoughtful gift that took five hours to make! What exactly is it?
At the beginning of the video, in the black night, two large lines of white words appeared:
Letter: Divine Comedy!
Next letter: In the name of bathing!
Up here, there was still silence, confusion, and blur. No one knew what Xu Junyan wanted to express.
Then, the video drama begins.
As pictures of Uzi flashed by one after another, funny shouting sounds continued to sound in the background BGM as a foil.
The prelude is very long, there are many pictures, and the details are so rich that it makes many Huangza and GSL feel ashamed. After all, even their group of religious fans cannot remember so many pictures of Uzi.
Until Uzi, wearing the RNG uniform, was walking on a corridor, and "handsome" suddenly turned his head. At this moment, Huang Za and GSL were still snickering and thinking:
‘Fuck! It seems that this is a real gift, and he is really convinced by it. ’
Then why don't we just sit back and wait to see how Yan ÷ plays Uzi in this video, how he shows his kindness to them, and that's it?
However, when the fast-paced rap sounded and the scene suddenly changed the next second, they immediately regretted it!
There was no time to react, no time to react at all, that damn brainwashing electronic rap was already playing!
"Yeah~! First of all, it's Zhu Rang~, arrogant and arrogant~, swaying backwards, and raising the corners of his mouth~!..."
From the blurry game footage, it can be seen that it is a game in the S3 season. SKT's ancient ADCPiglet became the first-generation priest in the blood-crushing SHR.Uzi.
At the end of the scene, Piglet's evil smile is like a sharp knife, which can hurt GSL's self-esteem the most!
How eye-catching is the big word ‘arrogance’ in the upper right corner of the video?
Huang Za and GSL were all stunned. They really couldn't react. Wait, damn! Is this how you play Uzi? What the hell is this?
There was no time to think too much, and the electronic rap continued to sing the following paragraphs with a very high frequency rhythm.
"imp is too arrogant~, thinks he is very strong~, leaves his ID in anger~, and fights against the name of God~~~"
The picture of Imp in the s4 season is revealed, including a 3:1 victory over SHR, a 1v2 bloody attack on Uzi in the bottom lane, and Imp winning the trophy in front of the stage, while Uzi is warm and warm behind the stage.
In the upper right corner, the word 'angry' appeared in big letters.
"Bang of laziness~, training depends on meditation~, little two-time champion~, lying~!!"
Behind him is Bang, the double champion of s5~s6, but the picture shows the famous scene where Uzi Mouse put a lot of pressure on the side, but was killed by Bang three times.
The text on the upper right corner of the video reads: Lazy! !
Seeing this, no matter how stupid or stupid you are, everyone has reacted.
Even the brainless Huang Za and GSL were suddenly awakened by the lyrics and pictures that hit their souls.
Grass! Damn it!
Scammed! He was tricked into coming in and killed!
Damn it, how can this video be about playing Uzi?
It's obviously designed to kill them, the royal dogs GSL!
Divine Comedy! In the name of bathing! Finally, everyone realized what the song title meant.
Because the eternal God is incompetent in reality, does he inflict divine punishment in the Divine Comedy?
After all, the beings that appear one after another in this lyrics are all beings who have beaten up the Bath God.
If you pick any one of them to compare with Uzi, you can make a certain world's number one ADC instantly red-hot, and make Huang Za and GSL instantly red-hot.
The faces of the stressed Huang Za and GSL suddenly turned red, and their temperatures rose.
The god in electronic music rap is still accusing, grabbing the pigtails of the enemy who cannot be defeated, accusing King Chi of jealousy, anger, Jacklove, and greed...
He scolded Faker for being a glutton. What on earth was he trying to do after winning three championships and not giving in to God?
He also angrily accused Xu Junyan of being lustful, having so much fun with female celebrities every day, and robbing him of the MSI championship is just a bastard.
From this, God said that the seven deadly sins were completed!
At this time, the faces of Huang Za and GSL were particularly ugly.
This is only the beginning.
In the name of bathing, after Bala had finished accusing those damn bastards who couldn't beat the bathing god and stole the bathing god's championship.
Seamlessly connected, the lyrics of the electronic music rap actually explicitly pointed out that the assassination had seriously injured their eternal gods!
Just listen to it singing like this:
“First of all, let’s talk about God’s loyalty, his lifelong struggle to resist Korea and save the nation, and then God’s diligence in staying up all night eating chicken until early morning...”
That’s all.
As the lyrics go on, serious injuries will increase!
Crazy repeating 'Solo champion, solo champion, this is the humility of God! ’, Uzi, who was at the Huangza, GSL and RNG base, became even more blushing and thick-necked.
After all, lies never hurt, truth is the sharpest weapon.
The Eternal Gods have no champions, so the only championship they like to brag about and can only brag about is the Solo competition champion.
I talk about it every day, feeling proud, as if the solo competition champion can crush everything...
Just like that, he was called humble?
This damn yin and yang is so weird, he really needs to die! !
They were so angry that they exploded.
So, superb has arrived!
The lyrics sing: "In the end, it is God's frugality, and I bathe in rainy days~!" The tone drops sharply:
"It's time for the shower!! Let's pray together~! I have fallen into the kingdom of God forever~~~where I can't see God~~~, please forgive my arrogance~~~!"
‘Puch! ’
'Hahaha! ’
‘Fuck! Damn it! ’
Finally, the fans who clicked on this video together with Uzi, countless royal fans, and GSL fans, as well as many passers-by who were also awake tonight, came to their senses.
They were hilarious! Laughing like crazy! Sporadic barrage finally began to appear on the video, but this was just the beginning. After just 1 second, the barrage exploded!
"Bath door! Bath door!"
“Good work is rewarded!”
"Holy crap! Please forgive my ignorance just now. I actually naively thought that Emperor Xu Tian would give in on this kind of thing? I'm so stupid!"
"Millions of lyrics! Unparalleled singing!"
"Brainwashing! So brainwashing!"
The lyrics also said, "There is a lantern hanging behind the bathhouse~" and immediately the famous scene of a certain lantern appeared in everyone's mind.
This damn powerful visual makes me laugh like crazy again!
When the lyrics sing "We can never lose the eternal God~, just like the West cannot lose Jerusalem~!"
There is almost no one who is not Huang Za or GSL who can keep his expression straight without smiling, and can continue to straighten his waist without bending with laughter.
They all shouted in their hearts, what kind of genius is this!
So talented, oh my god! Are you going against the will of heaven?
besides! The lyrics were filled in so well, and it only took five hours to complete.
Emperor Xu Tian, you said you can’t write songs? !
There was "Orchid Grass" before, and "In the Name of Bath" after. You are almost becoming a god and you don't know how to write songs!
But why is it that the song has reached this point and it hasn’t ended yet, and the video still has more than half of the progress bar?
In other words, are there any masters behind? !
Everything in the video screen, the BGM suddenly changed into a choir, and the seven deadly sins were recited in order in seven languages.
"WhyUziisthegod?..."
Broadcasting tone, serious face.
In the picture, the Bathing God is looking down, spreading his divine power across the continent!
“Puch!!”*N
Crazy, crazy, absolutely laughing.
No one thought that the work could be so complete, and that he could give you a whole new level and a new experience with the same lyrics.
Translation from seven countries! Mission to the Seven Kingdoms!
The ultimate production!
So talented!
This is no longer a matter of being awesome or not. You are playing like this just because you want to create a true classic that will be handed down from generation to generation.
Yes, a handed down classic!
Even if you don’t have to watch the next half of the video, the divine song ends here, and it is enough to be called the true bible of the e-sports circle! !
(End of chapter)