Chapter 481 Even eating pomegranates?

Chapter 481 Even eating pomegranates?

"Professor Luo, it's too much trouble for you." Ma Zhuang was a little uneasy.

He didn't want to invite a great person like Luo Hao, especially for something as trivial as a "savage".

Everything has a price, and if he could help Luo Hao once, it would be a good thing that smoke would rise from his ancestral graves, so Ma Zhuang came over without saying a word.

But Professor Luo Haoluo is interested in "savages" and wants to see them.

Ma Zhuang was worried that this favor would be used like this.

"It's okay, I'm just watching, not seeing a doctor, I'm just curious about the live broadcast and see how your family does it." Luo Hao said with a smile, "Live broadcast, maybe it will be used during the Ice and Snow Festival, so I can learn from the experience in advance. ”

Oh, that’s it, Ma Zhuang breathed a sigh of relief.

"Tell me more about things overseas." Luo Hao was interested in this.

Ma Zhuang started to get excited and started to spit out his words.

"Professor Luo, let me tell you, it's a trivial matter to marry ten or eight wives outside. Don't think I'm lewd. Isn't this because the fertility rate has dropped in recent years? According to a survey in a southern province, there are 300,000 old bachelors!"

"..."

Luo Hao was startled.

This kind of thing was beyond Luo Hao's reach. The doctors in the hospital were all in-demand, and there was no such thing as being single.

Lao Meng is an exception. He is determined to be single, but even so, the head nurse introduces him to partners every now and then.

Luo Hao did not expect that after completing the investigation and platooning work in a province, he would find 300,000 old bachelors.

"Old bachelor, you also know that there have been several murder cases recently involving old bachelors in their 50s. They are really awesome and have no weaknesses."

Even Ma Zhuang was a little emotional.

Luo Hao held Wang Jiani's hand, unable to empathize with her, but he had an idea.

"There is a joke, I don't know if you have heard of it. It says that a 10-year-old child saw an old man fall and went to help him up. The old man grabbed the child's hand and said - you knocked me down, pay for it. ”

"The child grabbed the old man's neck - Lao Deng, I am 10 years old, and now I strangle you to death, how many years do you think I can get in prison?"

"..."

Luo Hao was speechless.

"Hahaha." Ma Changqiang laughed heartily.

"Why are you so happy?" Luo Hao wondered.

"What the hell, a few days ago I saw an old lady falling down while riding an electric scooter. I helped her up and was blackmailed out of 10,000 yuan."

Luo Hao was surprised and looked at Ma Zhuang up and down with surprised eyes.

"Boss Lou said this is called avoiding the happy ones. I'm living a good life. You have to cherish it and don't let those bad guys ruin your good life. In this situation, I can't just grab her. He said to her - Lao Deng, how many years will it take for me to strangle you to rebel?"

"No time limit, or a reprieve of death." Luo Hao said.

"Yes, that's why I'm particularly interested in this kind of jokes now." Ma Zhuang seems to have been brooding about what happened at that time.

"You did the right thing, I didn't expect it," Luo Hao affirmed.

Ma Zhuang's face was red and proud.

"In the past, I would have been slapped in the face." Ma Zhuang said, "Yesterday morning, a car parked in front of my car and blocked me. When I called, the person on the other side was still cursing."

"What happened next?"

"She moved the car away, and she even said that I was unreasonable and refused to let her sleep well all morning. Ten years ago, I taught her how to be a good person."

"What now?" Luo Hao asked with a smile.

"I didn't even dare to fart, so I just handed her a cigarette." Ma Zhuang said with a smile.

He had no intention of being competitive at all. He was very happy with how he handled the matter, and even gave people the "illusion" of pride.

"Not bad, not bad." Luo Hao praised with a smile.

"We are people who want to go abroad and conquer the world, you say so, Professor Luo." Ma Zhuang said, "Our future is in the stars and the sea, why should we be like her?"

"Yes, you continue."

"Where did you just say?"

"Three hundred thousand old bachelors."

"Yes, yes, yes, Boss Lou said, these are all factors of instability, and the country must solve this problem. How to solve it? There are many big girls abroad!"

"..." Luo Hao was silent.

"The bride price is high at home, but low abroad. My little brother, when he goes to Syria, a girl chases him, so..."

"How much?" Luo Hao was curious.

"It's probably equivalent to more than 900 yuan. I don't know what the money on her side is."

"900? Betrothal gift?" Wang Jiani stuck out her tongue.

"Well, the appearance is above 8 points. That's it, you have to choose after going abroad." Ma Zhuang said, "The mountains are high and the roads are long..."

"That's called the vast sea and sky."

"Yes, yes, yes, yes." Ma Zhuang nodded repeatedly, "After going abroad, the sea and the sky are vast. If you take a wife abroad and bring her back, the aging of the population will be solved at once. Boss Lou said that this is a national policy, but he is still watching. In this situation, we are the first to take the lead.”

"Besides, according to the law, if you don't break the law locally, you will be fine when you return to your country, as long as there are formalities. I consulted lawyers about this matter, but they didn't know. They studied it for several days with a book before giving me the answer."

Luo Hao listened quietly.

If you don't understand something, talk less and listen more. This is Luo Hao's code of conduct.

"Manager Ma, how many wives are you planning to marry?" Wang Jiani asked curiously.

"Not to mention more, there will definitely be ten or eight. I won't be able to support dozens of children when the time comes." Ma Zhuang said, "I can't tell it yet, but I think Boss Lou is right. In ten or eight years, more and more people will do this, and the overseas market will also improve, and there will not be as many good things as now.”

Ma Zhuang said things were disorganized and had poor logic, but Luo Hao could understand what he meant.

One person, dozens of children...

Luo Hao was born in the era of family planning. What Ma Zhuang said was a bit out of line for him, but he could understand it.

"Professor Luo, do you think I did the right thing?"

"Yes." Luo Hao said decisively.

"Ha, I'll say it!" Ma Zhuang said proudly, he still cared about Luo Hao's opinion.

"Look, I don't know the future, but do we use history as a mirror?" Luo Hao held Wang Jiani's hand and said softly, "During the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom, tens of millions of people died. After that, there was an era of war, and then It’s the War of Resistance Against Japan, the War of Liberation. How many people died in the War of Resistance Against Japan?”

"Uh..." Ma Zhuang didn't know what Luo Hao meant and how he got involved in the anti-Japanese war.

Is it a homophone?

It's just that this homophone is a bit far away.

"After World War II, many countries lost a generation. Isn't it true that the former Soviet Union lost a generation and had few talents left? This led to the disintegration of the former Soviet Union. Look at us? The firepower is passed down from generation to generation. ”

Ma Zhuang was surprised.

"It is indeed a bit difficult now, but when it comes to going to sea, there is a blue ocean outside. The Western theories are still not available to us." Luo Hao said, "So, thank you for your hard work."

Fuck!

Ma Zhuang did not expect that Professor Luo did not say that he was lewd, but rose to a certain height. It seemed that he told the truth and praised himself very much.

He was a little excited and was ready to give birth to more than ten or twenty children immediately.

Luo Hao felt that his little hands were a little wet. He smiled, turned his head and whispered in Wang Jiani's ear, "Just kidding, I'm not going abroad, don't worry."

"Professor Luo, do you think my idea abroad is okay?"

"No problem, just don't be arrogant and make a fortune in silence." Luo Hao said with a smile.

"Hey, don't be arrogant abroad. Others will think you are easy to bully. Their brain circuits are different from ours. What we are talking about is... what is your name?" Ma Zhuang said.

"A humble gentleman, as gentle as jade?"

"Yes! We call them gentlemen. If they are not good at it, just give them a slap in the ass and you will know how to talk properly."

Luo Hao shrugged. He really didn't study this aspect.

There are also live broadcast bases in provincial capitals, but they are incomparable to Lin'an.

If you miss that year, there will be no dividends.

But there was always something to do, so I found a half-finished building that couldn't be sold, simply renovated it, and built a live broadcast base.

Luo Hao walked in the live broadcast base and felt...

A hundred ghosts walk at night.

Today's face-changing technology is simply too advanced, and no matter how many things there are, it's shocking.

Luo Hao looked at it with interest at first.

But every time he saw aunts and uncles in their thirties and forties dancing wildly in front of the camera, Luo Hao felt a wave of heart palpitations.

Look at it this way, the special effects of short videos are really magic.

No wonder there are so many beauties on the short video platform... Luo Hao simply stopped watching, concentrating and not squinting like a gentleman.

It's hard not to be a gentleman. Luo Hao feels that if he watches too much, he may even be left with psychological trauma.

But Ma Zhuang took it for granted and kept talking about his "grand plans and great achievements". Luo Hao took Wang Jiani's hand and followed Ma Zhuang without interrupting his words, but just listened quietly.

Arriving at Ma Zhuang Company's live broadcast room, Luo Hao saw two wild men jumping around and making sounds he couldn't understand.

There were clothes, food, and wine nearby, so dazzling that Luo Hao mistakenly thought he had entered a small supermarket.

"Is this all from the live broadcast?" Luo Hao asked.

"Yeah."

"It's bad, I thought the live streaming products were all about selling cloth heads." Luo Hao seemed to be entering the operating room, pulling Wang Jiani and hiding in the corner, for fear of running into or being photographed.

"Professor Luo, don't be restrained, just walk and look around as you please," Ma Zhuang advised.

"It's okay, I'll just take a look here." Luo Hao looked around, looking careless, but quickly frowned.

"Manager Ma." Luo Hao said in a deep voice.

Ma Zhuang's heart suddenly tightened, and he noticed something was wrong with Luo Hao's tone. The fun and relaxation before were gone, as if he had seen something and wanted to accuse him.

"Professor Luo..." Ma Zhuang said, not approaching Luo Hao, but involuntarily moved his feet a few steps outside the door.

"Come closer, that's the live broadcast, I can't shout at the top of my lungs." Luo Hao felt helpless.

Ma Zhuang realized that he wanted to escape and approached with his head lowered.

"Is that pomegranate sold on live broadcast?" Luo Hao looked at the seedless pomegranate placed in the corner.

"Ah? Ah!"

Ma Zhuang made meaningless sounds and his vision was a little scattered. After searching for a long time, he couldn't find the seedless pomegranate.

Luo Hao grabbed Ma Zhuang's head, twisted it to a certain angle, and adjusted the focus distance for Ma Zhuang, "Here, that's the one."

"Oh, that's a seedless pomegranate." Ma Zhuang suddenly saw it and said.

It turns out that this guy didn’t even know what a seedless pomegranate was before.

"You don't know?" "Professor Luo, I'm not a doctor. I'm the boss. How can I micromanage everything?" Ma Zhuang explained helplessly.

After saying this, Luo Hao felt that he was yin and yang himself, but then he sighed.

"That's a seedless pomegranate. How much did the savage with intestinal obstruction eat?"

"I don't know, let me ask."

Ma Zhuang called over a person, a girl, less than 30 years old, not as smart and capable as Gao Lugao, the general manager of Goose Factory, and looked a little confused.

However, it is understandable how Ma Zhuang’s Caotai team can compare with Goose Factory.

Although Goose Factory only has that kind of reputation, it is still stronger, smarter and more capable.

Seeing that the female supervisor didn’t know, Luo Hao was helpless, “It was just live broadcast, is there a video?”

"Yes, yes, I'll go look for it right now." the female supervisor said repeatedly.

She didn't have much talent, but she still knew how to look good, and it was clear that Manager Ma was afraid of this young man.

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It doesn't matter if you don't know how to do things, as long as you can tell the height of your eyebrows.

The female supervisor immediately went to find the content of the live broadcast and showed it to Luo Hao on her mobile phone.

Luo Hao started searching and soon saw the scene he wanted to see.

"Ma Zhuang, you are so brave."

Ma Zhuang shivered and subconsciously turned around to run.

"Look how many seedless pomegranates you have eaten!" Luo Hao's tone was a little unkind.

Ma Zhuangqiang held on and looked at the mobile phone in Luo Hao's hand.

The female "savage" happily ate the seedless pomegranate. She was very happy with the sour and sweet taste, which was particularly to her liking.

There was someone next to me introducing it, probably about the place of origin and taste. Coupled with the gluttonous appearance of the female "savage", it will whet your appetite.

"Professor Luo, this pomegranate is produced in the Northeast, and we support the agricultural construction of our hometown." The female supervisor explained to Ma Zhuang.

"You ate too much." Luo Hao sighed, raised his hand and patted Ma Zhuang on the shoulder, "And you asked her to do a live broadcast, so why is the food so messy?"

"Professor Luo, she wants to eat. She really wants to eat. She can't control it." Seeing the usually domineering Ma Zhuang's fear of the young professor, the female supervisor spoke with a bit of respect, "In Africa, they don't eat either. What a good life.”

"..." Luo Hao was speechless.

"It's true. When they came here, they bit their tongues when they ate meat for the first time. Their mouths were full of blood, which scared me. I thought they were cannibals. This was some kind of weird ritual." explained the female supervisor.

Luo Hao sighed.

Ma Zhuang should not be blamed, the female savage is like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden. I heard that Musk’s Starlink is connected to a tribe. The young people in the tribe no longer hunt, and they go to TT every day to look at pictures.

"Manager Ma, I don't blame you for this, but there are some things you still need to know." Luo Hao sighed and his tone became a little gentler.

"Yes, yes." Ma Zhuang wiped the sweat from his forehead, not knowing what Luo Hao meant.

"Eating too much pomegranate can lead to intestinal obstruction, didn't you know?"

"Professor Luo, it's a seedless pomegranate..." Ma Zhuang tried to explain.

"It has nothing to do with the seeds. Pomegranates contain tannic acid, which can quickly form stones in the gastrointestinal tract, especially when eaten on an empty stomach. A small amount is fine and can be excreted directly. A large amount of pomegranates can cause intestinal obstruction."

"???"

"???"

"Especially after eating a lot..." Luo Hao repeated again, a little speechless.

The female savage in the video is like a starving ghost reincarnated, constantly eating seedless pomegranates, juices splashing everywhere, even better than the best mukbang.

She has a simple and honest attitude, no communication, only body language, full of sincerity.

Just watching her eat, Luo Hao's mouth started to salivate.

A ghost called "Greed" was flying above Luo Hao's head.

"Sigh~~~" Wang Jiani had already started to swallow her saliva.

"If you eat pomegranates alone, it is unlikely to cause intestinal obstruction. You will see later." Luo Hao pulled the progress bar, and the female savage tried on a few clothes.

She was jumping up and down, just like the real savages in the movies, exactly the same.

It was indeed eye-catching. Luo Hao felt that although Ma Zhuang was a bit unseemly, he still had a good sense of business.

In other words, this kid is simply lucky.

My little brother was kind-hearted in Africa and brought the savage family back to China for medical treatment, and ended up finding an anchor like this.

This female "savage" will be popular for at least a while, and if not more, she will generate money for medical treatment.

"Here." Luo Hao had a thought in his mind, and without stopping at his clothes, he pulled the female savage behind and began to drink milk.

"This is a serious brand, made here, not some other brand." the female supervisor explained.

"The combination of tannic acid and dairy products is prone to accidents. This is probably what happened to her. This is considered a live broadcast accident." Luo Hao said seriously.

"!!!"

"!!!"

"It's up to the knowledgeable people in the country to tell the truth." Luo Hao threatened.

"Uh... we just want to bring her husband back for surgery. Their family is doomed in Africa." Ma Zhuang stammered in explanation.

"That's what I say, but let's go. You'd better go to the hospital and explain the situation. If you are sick, you should get proper treatment." Luo Hao reminded.

"Yes, yes, yes." Ma Zhuang knew which side Luo Hao's butt always sat on.

But the strange thing is that when I was a patient, Professor Luo was not very kind to me. He didn't like me and would criticize me whenever he wanted. To other patients, Professor Luo is really good.

"Okay, let's do this for now." Luo Hao returned the phone to the female supervisor, "Live broadcast... Live broadcast..."

Listening to Luo Hao's deep thoughts, Wang Jiani smiled and said, "Luo Hao, do you want to broadcast live?"

"Bamboo live broadcast, I don't have time."

"Oh, the bamboo just needs to lie down, there is no need to do anything."

"???" Luo Hao was startled.

So simple?

"Really, you can do anything with bamboo, it's absolutely hot." Wang Jiani said confidently.

"Then let me tell Brother Qiang to start a live broadcast to build momentum."

"It's really simple. Why don't we bring the goods?"

"No, bamboo is not short of money. If you are short of money, ask the goose factory. If it really becomes popular and becomes popular again, the next endorsement will be more expensive."

"Leave this to me." Wang Jiani was confident.

Luo Hao was a little confused. Where did Da Nizi's confidence come from?

It’s not that giant pandas have never done live broadcasts, but not many of them are popular. Some giant panda live broadcasts are even blocked for reasons such as sensitivity.

bamboo?

Although he is now the top among the top, with one endorsement worth 300 million, far more than all the stars, it is difficult to make further progress.

However, Luo Hao did not dampen Da Nizi's interest. He took her hand and said to Ma Zhuang, "Manager Ma, go deal with the problem. She came all the way, so don't make mistakes."

"Yeah, yeah." Ma Zhuang nodded repeatedly.

"Which hospital?"

"It seems to be a lower-level hospital." Ma Zhuang said.

"When I was sent to the first year of medical school, I told the resident manager of the gastrointestinal surgery department that I hope an enema can be given. It would be best if I could do it without surgery."

"Professor Luo, if you really turn into stone...do you have to cut your intestines?" Ma Zhuang started to feel a little uneasy.

"That's not necessarily true. You can use Coke as an enema."

"Coke?!"

"Pomegranates contain tannic acid, but clinical intestinal obstruction caused by pomegranates is rare. Another condition is more common. Let's put it this way, persimmons also contain tannic acid, which is prone to stomach stones, also called persimmon stones." Luo Hao explained as he walked.

He didn't lose his mind. Some things were in his heart and he just said them casually.

All Luo Hao was thinking about was whether the catfish stewed eggplant at home was cold.

"To treat persimmon stones, you can pour cola into it, and some patients will be fine. After all, cola is acidic."

With that said, Luo Hao took out his mobile phone and spoke to the resident manager of the gastrointestinal surgery department, and then pushed the resident manager's phone number to Ma Zhuang.

Although Ma Zhuang found it troublesome, he still listened to Luo Hao.

The scene of riding a great white shark over the waves is something Ma Zhuang will never forget.

When I got home, the catfish stewed with eggplant was still warm, and the rice was also warm and slightly hard.

Soup with rice is just right.

Luo Hao ate deliciously.

……

……

First Hospital of Medical University, Gastrointestinal Surgery.

The hospital manager hesitated again and again and made a call to the second-tier professor.

Professor Lei was on duty, and when he heard that it was Luo Hao who was the patient, he asked Ma Zhuang to buy a Coke without saying a word.

"Professor Lei, are you reliable?" asked the resident manager.

"There is something written in the literature, saying that cola enema or something like that can melt the stones formed by tannic acid, but I haven't seen it before." Professor Lei was also a little vague.

But the other party was Luo Hao, and he had no intention of causing trouble at all. Professor Luo said that no matter whether it was right or wrong, he could not cause trouble for him.

Being able to gain a foothold in the first hospital of a medical university cannot just rely on the backstage. It's also important not to mess with people you can't afford to mess with.

Besides, when it comes to backstage alone, Professor Luo is several levels tougher and more tyrannical than me.

"Try it and observe it for three hours. If it doesn't work, go to the emergency room." Professor Lei said.

The hospital manager was a little surprised. Professor Lei was usually very lazy and usually didn't go to the emergency room at night.

Why do you think he wants to have this emergency surgery today?

After thinking about it, it was normal. After all, he was the patient that Professor Luo had warned him about. At that time, Professor Luo had just arrived and was unfamiliar with the place. He was not even the leader of a group of professors and could knock Professor Lei into the sky with a stick.

Now?

Professor Lei should perform the surgery well and not be embarrassed. This is the only serious thing.

Soon, Ma Zhuang came back with a Coke.

Retention enema, Professor Lei has been watching with his own eyes in the treatment room. Three hours later, the patient came out with a lot of things, which looked like relics.

Xu~~

This method really works, Professor Lei thought to himself.

"My surname is Lei. Tell Xiao Luo, I saw that the patient had an enema and everything came out. There is no need for surgery." Professor Lei and Ma Zhuang explained.

(End of chapter)