Chapter 46 The God of Creation
"Okay."
Just 1 second later, the crisp sound woke everyone up, and countless eyes immediately focused on Old Biden!
"How do you feel, Lord City Lord?" Following Xiaodong's inquiry, Old Biden's pale expression changed as he stood still. After a few seconds, he couldn't help but open his mouth: "This... you What is his soul skill..."
"Hemorrhoids."
Xiaodong deliberately eliminated the word 'eternal', not only shouted out 'hemorrhoids' alone, but also finally revealed the meaning of these two words!
"Hemorrhoids...hemorrhoids???"
The handful of civilian soul masters and people outside the hospital who had not been tricked were dumbfounded!
The next moment, many dumbfounded eyes were staring at the soul masters who had been hit next to them. When they saw the embarrassment that could not help but appear on their faces, their heads exploded!
"Xiao Dong's soul skill is to give people hemorrhoids!?"
"It's the one who grew up in the anus...well..."
"This..."
"Pfft~" Some people couldn't help laughing, but soon a lot of dangerous eyes came over and they were so scared that they immediately suppressed it.
More than half of the entire Nordin junior soul master students have signed up, and those who have gone up are almost all nobles and a few civilians. Their number and influence are very large. The civilian soul master students and people watching the show do not dare to laugh, but they cannot Stop the weird atmosphere that permeates the scene.
The noble family heads and the guys who came to watch all looked at each other with strange expressions on their faces. The dean and the teachers even looked at each other, not knowing what to say for a while.
This is the first time for everyone to know the effect of Xiaodong's soul skill!
And it didn't let these guys down, it was so fucking ridiculous!
"Hemorrhoids???" Tang San was also stunned, his expression looking extremely strange.
Although it is a disease that only appears in the Kikube area, it is also very common. Having lived in two lifetimes, he naturally knows it. As for whether he has suffered from it, he does not know, but the key to the problem is...whose soul skill is this? ?
Give people hemorrhoids?
This is not purely funny!
'No wonder everyone who has experienced it is like...wait~! ’ After realizing it, Tang San narrowed his eyes again: ‘Wang Sheng got hemorrhoids two and a half years ago! ’
'Very sudden! And it’s serious! ! ’ Tang San accidentally thought that when he went to the toilet two and a half years ago, he found a puddle... um...
‘And Wang Sheng was refused registration! ’
'The reason for the rejection could be...' Tang San's eyes flickered: 'Not only Wang Sheng, but some others were also rejected, but if I remember correctly, hemorrhoids were also among the rejected ones! I was laughed at in the academy for a while for this. ’
Wait, Xiao Wu seems to have been refused registration too?
Tang San had a sudden thought and immediately asked Xiao Wu, but in exchange for Xiao Wu's embarrassment, he almost received a bow from the waist.
"Well...it's okay."
Xiao Wu realized something and frowned: "Xiao San, what are you thinking about? How could Xiao Dong use her first soul skill on me! Is it possible that Xiao San also has hemorrhoids?"
"That's not true." Tang San was a little lucky, but he was also confused, was he not retaliated by Xiao Dong? Didn't her sudden behavior arouse her hostility on that night two and a half years ago?
For a moment, Tang San felt some inexplicable guilt in his heart. Was he being too persecuted and delusional?
[Ding~Tang San’s favorability increased by 30, currently: 31 (nodding acquaintance)]
Because of Tang San's unintentional reminder, Xiao Wu also reacted: "Xiao San, do you mean that those students in the academy who have hemorrhoids are all caused by Xiao Dong?"
"Xiao Dong actually... hum~ With Xiao Dong's kind-hearted character, the reason why they got hemorrhoids must be because of the bad character of those people! Mistress, stay away from Wang Sheng in the future!"
【Ding~! Xiao Wu's favorability +5, currently 74 (intimate)]
【Ding~! Xiao Wu's favorability has exceeded the threshold and is about to reach the lover (79). The host has been watched by Douluo rules and consumes 10% of the maximum mental power to cover up the rules. [Tip: When the favorability with Xiao Wu reaches 91 (male bestie) , will attract the attention of the Creator God! 】
[Warning: The host’s current maximum mental power is not enough to compete with the God of Creation, please reduce your favorability with Xiao Wu as soon as possible]
Um? ? ?
Xiaodong was confused when he heard the system prompts that suddenly sounded in his mind. He immediately looked at his mental power. It was not that it was consumed, but that the maximum value had dropped by one-tenth!
She couldn't help but use the corner of her eyes to look at Tang San and Xiao Wu, then she focused on the words 'Creation God' and 'Spiritual Power' and thought for a while, then calmly looked at the expressions in front of her again. Very bad old Biden.
"The city leader has lost!" Tang San, who didn't know that he might be exploited, whispered softly. Xiao Wu beside him heard it clearly and said in surprise: "Is Xiaodong's hemorrhoids soul skill effective even on the Soul Emperor? ?”
Tang San did not answer directly, but still stared at the stage: "Xiao Wu, do you still remember the conditions of this duel?"
Xiao Wu thought for a while and said uncertainly: "Xiao Dong's original words seemed to be that as long as the opponent is not affected by this soul skill, the opponent will win, and he also said that only people with higher strength than her can not be affected."
Tang San groaned: "These are just cover-ups. In fact, in this duel, as long as you step on the stage and accept Xiaodong's soul skill, you are destined to fail to win!"
"Why? Xiaodong's soul skill can't be unstoppable, right?" Xiao Wu didn't believe it, because it was only a 10-year white soul skill, and Xiaodong was only level 22.
Tang San asked back: "Xiao Wu, do you think the city lord has been tricked?"
"This..." Xiao Wu observed for a few times, then shook his head blankly.
"If the city lord is attacked, how do you think he will behave?"
"Isn't it incredible? Or maybe asking Xiao Dong about this soul skill?"
Tang San shook his head firmly: "No, he won't ask, because according to the rules set by Xiaodong, as long as he gets hemorrhoids, it means losing!"
"A level 65 soul emperor strong man lost to a level 22 great soul master! Still in full view of everyone and making a strong appearance!"
Xiao Wu seemed to understand: "Then what if the city lord didn't get hit?"
"Then he has to prove it!" Tang San sighed, Xiao Wu was slightly startled: "Prove it? How to prove it... Is it possible!"
Tang San nodded: "The city leader wants to take off his pants in front of everyone to prove that he doesn't have hemorrhoids!"
"Ah?" Xiao Wu's eyes widened and she covered her mouth in disbelief: "In other words..."
Tang San said slightly complicatedly: "That is to say, no matter who it is, as long as they come on stage and accept this [Eternal Hemorrhoids] without breaking the rules, then he will only lose!"
If you want to beat Xiaodong, you only need to meet two conditions:
1. You won’t get hemorrhoids!
2. You must prove to Xiaodong and everyone that you don’t have hemorrhoids!
Needless to say, the first point is that Xiaodong has the mental power of a Titled Douluo, and is also blessed by two transformed soul bones. Even if an ordinary Titled Douluo comes, he will be attacked, and a mere level 65 Soul Emperor will not be able to dodge it. Get rid of hemorrhoids.
Let’s look at the second point. As long as they are human beings, they will pay attention to face, especially those with stronger strength and higher status. The more they pay attention to face, even if there is a titled Douluo or even a peak Douluo whose mental power exceeds Xiaodong, The Peerless Douluo is here, but it is too difficult to take off his pants in public.
Xiaodong's soul master duel seemed like a boring child's play, but she used such simple and nonsense rules to establish herself in an invincible position.
But before Xiaodong pointed out the word "hemorrhoids", no one noticed and were all fooled.
(End of chapter)