Chapter 390 The funny thing is our brainless pretentious three giegies!
After treating people so badly, how can they just pretend it never happened?
Even if Tai Long and his son could hold back their anger, so many students around them had seen it. At most tomorrow, the news that the young patriarch of the Force Clan was beaten unconscious by a teenage Shrek student in public would spread throughout the streets.
By then, even if the Power Clan doesn't want to come to the scene, it won't work.
Tang San immediately thought of this, but thinking of how useless Tai Long and his son were, he said inexplicably: 'So what, just let them come to me! ’
"Hahaha~"
A burst of cute laughter sounded, and an angry Xiao Wu turned her head in surprise: "Xiaodong, why are you laughing suddenly?"
"Huh? Sister Xiaowu, I accidentally heard a very funny joke just now."
"A joke?" Xiao Wu was stunned and looked around at the deserted streets. There weren't even passers-by. Where did the joke come from?
Xiaodong looked back at Tang San, who had a foul expression, and she said cutely: "Hmm~ It's nothing."
"No! Say it quickly!" Xiao Wu's curiosity was aroused, and she became even bolder when she saw Xiao Dong actually being naughty to her!
Xiao Wu, who was already in a state of anger, simply used Xiao Dong as a punching bag and directly hugged Xiao Dong and bullied him severely.
"I say! I say!" Under the strong attack of the soft-bone charm rabbit of the attack type, the Soul-eating Spider King, who seemed to be an auxiliary and a control type, could only make a soft voice begging for mercy.
"Actually, the joke is... a plant soul beast defeated a powerful gorilla through trickery, so the plant soul beast thought that its strength was no longer afraid of the entire gorilla family, and even let them take revenge on it."
After the sound fell, Xiao Dongmeng looked at Xiao Wu, but the other person looked confused: "Ah? This... what kind of joke is this?"
This joke seemed a bit cold, Xiao Wu obviously didn't get it!
"Although that plant soul beast won through trickery, it was also a manifestation of his strength!" Suddenly, Tang San walked quickly to the other side of Xiao Wu, smiled lightly at Xiao Dong across Xiao Wu and said: "And no The fear of the powerful gorilla family does not mean that they despise each other, but a kind of confidence in their own strength! ”
"Xiao Dong, are you going to be teased for your confidence in your own strength?"
When he said this, Tang San couldn't help showing his pride: 'Haha, this gives me an upper hand in words! ’
But Xiaodong did not respond to Tang San's provocation, but continued to look at Xiaowu with cute eyes, wanting to know what she thought.
Xiao Wu also thought about it for a while, then said seriously: "Xiao Dong, I still don't understand the point of this joke, but there is one thing you probably don't know, that is, if that plant soul beast can reach 100,000 With years of cultivation, it is no problem to challenge or even conquer the entire family of powerful orangutans!”
"Because there is no orangutan soul beast that has reached the level of a hundred thousand years of cultivation, but there has been one among the plant soul beasts with a hundred thousand years of cultivation!"
"Xiao Wu! Do you know about the 100,000-year-old plant soul beast?" Tang San suddenly asked, his voice even louder.
"Ah? Yes... yes, I heard my mother talk about it~" Xiao Wu didn't expect that her third brother would react like this, and she instinctively dodge her eyes.
"Your mother?" Tang San noticed Xiao Wu's abnormality and immediately determined that the hundred thousand year old plant spirit beast Xiao Wu mentioned was his mother: Blue Silver Emperor!
But how did Xiao Wu's mother know?
Could it be that his mother knew Xiao Wu's mother?
From a setting point of view, both parties are hundred thousand year soul beasts, and both live in the Star Forest. Regardless of how many years they live, the extreme rarity of one hundred thousand year soul beasts, their wisdom that is not inferior to that of humans, and the fact that they are all transformed From the point of view of the beautiful woman, the two of them may really know each other, and maybe they are still best friends who love each other~!
But Tang San didn't know this! And he was able to know the existence of his mother, Blue Silver Emperor, in advance because of Xiao Dong's bad taste, so Tang San wanted to confirm the identity of Xiao Wu's mother.
By the way, in the original work, after Tang San's Just-Because Demon Eyes reached the third level of 'Mustard Seed', he could see Xiao Wu's spirit beast aura, even if it was covered by [Lovesickness Red].
It's a pity that Tang San first took the two great jelly grasses [Octagonal Ice Grass] and [Fire Apricot Jiaoshu], and a long time later he took the jelly grass [Looking Through Autumn Water Dew] before Zhan Yin Demon Eyes advanced.
However, the first two fairy grasses were snatched away by our evil little lolita. As for the [Looking Through Autumn Water Dew], it was probably touched by Tang San. And even if there were not the first two, given time, Tang San's magic grass would be taken away just because of the devil. Hitomi will reach the 'mustard seed' level sooner or later.
Xiao Wu's soul beast identity couldn't be hidden from Tang San for long.
"Ah? My mother..." Xiao Wu didn't understand why Tang San was suddenly interested in his mother (eh? It seems a bit unethical?), but Xiao Wu obviously didn't want to talk about it, so she started to talk to him about it, changing the topic Re-introducing Xiao Dongfang’s joke:
"Um... Xiaodong, you haven't said what the punchline of your joke is! And when did you hear the joke? Why didn't I hear it when I was always around you?"
Seeing Xiao Wu's reaction, Tang San frowned again, but did not continue to ask. Instead, he planned to wait for an opportunity to make some insinuations. With Xiao Wu's ignorance, Tang San would know the secret in a matter of minutes.
Xiaodong, who knew the truth, also did not ask further questions, but answered seriously: "Sister Xiaowu also said that if that plant soul beast reaches a hundred thousand years of cultivation, it is indeed qualified to be proud of the other beasts, but the fact is that there is no if! Because of that The plant soul beast did not defeat the powerful gorilla purely by using force, but by using tricks!”
"This shows that the plant soul beast is weaker than the powerful gorilla!"
"And that powerful gorilla does not represent the strength of the entire group!"
"But after the plant soul beast relied on trickery to defeat the opponent, it boasted that its strength was superior to the opponent, and it was even more proud of its own 'tricks'. In the end, it even shamelessly provoked the opponent's entire tribe! Our three giegies, what do you think? , is this plant soul beast funny? ”
Tang San: "..."
"As for the punchline of this joke... Hmm~! Sister Xiaowu, there is a saying in our place that 'people have no brains when they are showing off (pretending to be cool)'!"
"So the joke is that this plant soul beast has no brain!"
After the sound fell, Xiao Wu still couldn't get the point of laughter, but a light smile couldn't help but appear on her fair and pretty face:
"In this way, it seems that the plant soul beast does not exist... Huh? Why does this joke seem to me like... Wait! Xiaodong, the plant soul beast you are talking about cannot be Lan Yin..."
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After saying this, Xiao Wu instantly turned to look at Tang San on the other side... Sure enough!
Our three giegies looked as black and smelly as if they had eaten a bunch of flies!
"...Pfft~" Xiao Wu suddenly burst into laughter, but the next second he covered his mouth with both hands. However, his red rabbit eyes could not stop the smile, and there were even a few drops of tears oozing out from suppressing the laughter. !
At this moment, Xiao Wu finally understood the point of Xiao Dong’s joke!
That’s right!
The funny thing is our brainless pretentious three-giegie!
(End of chapter)