Chapter 176 Last night, you buried me
Soon, the two set up a fire on the beach, grilling some sea fish, a chicken they got from nowhere, and a few clay balls on the top. The two sat there and watched the sunset.
Everything seems so good.
But
Sudden!
"That little thief who killed a thousand cuts stole one of my chickens! Let me catch it and see how I deal with you!" A tough peasant woman yelled and walked towards Zihan's direction.
The farmer's wife came out to look for chickens, but she couldn't find them after searching around, so she decided that someone had stolen her chickens, and she became very angry.
Your nose is wrinkled, huh? Smells so good
Looking for the scent, she saw Zi Han and the other two.
and roast chicken on the fire rack.
Feeling the gaze, Zihan moved his buttocks and scurried to sit behind Yun Yiyan, as if he was hiding from something.
"Okay! It turns out that you two little thieves stole my chicken! You look like a human being, but you are actually doing some stealing! Let's go! Follow me to the Yamen and let the county magistrate punish you! ”
After saying that, she was about to grab Zihan. For a beautiful woman like Yun Yiyan, the aunt still couldn't bear it, so she directly grabbed Zihan who was dressed in men's clothing.
"Hey, oh, oh, this lady, we didn't steal your chicken, we bought it with money!" Zi Han hid behind him.
"You brat! You still dare to lie, then tell me, where did you buy this chicken?"
Zi Han's eyes dodge: "I just... bought it from a house. But I saw that no one seemed to be there, so they hung the money at the door. Why didn't you see it?"
"Money?" When she mentioned this, the peasant woman became angry!
"You brat! How dare you mention this to me? The broken stones you hang at my door are like money? You think I am a three-year-old child!"
As he spoke, he threw the spirit stones towards Zi Han.
Zihan twitched the corner of her mouth: "Auntie, this is a spiritual stone. It's much more valuable than gold coins, it's not just a broken stone."
The aunt scoffed: "You really think I'm a child! Is this stone pretty and valuable at best? Don't treat me like a three-year-old! I don't care, if you don't give me money today, just wait until you go to the Yamen!"
Zihan really didn't know what to do with such a mortal lady, she couldn't hit or scold her
She looked at Yun Yiyan a little aggrievedly. Help me
Look at other people’s eyes. How helpless
Vomiting. Zi Han himself felt a little nauseous.
Yun Yiyan just stood aside, glanced at Zihan, and then stretched out her hand.
"Pa!" His hand hit the peasant woman on the back of her neck, causing her to faint.
Zihan: "This is not good"
Yun Yiyan glanced at Zihan and said lightly: "Then I'll wake her up and let her ask you for money."
After saying that, he was ready to step forward.
"Hey, let's forget it. I really don't have that kind of gold coin." Zi Han held Yun Yiyan back.
Soon, the two began to eat. Zi Han also took out two bottles of wine and the two drank.
"You don't eat fish?" Yun Yiyan frowned.
Zihan shook his head, "I never eat fish."
"Then you bake so much?"
"Here's something to eat."
Yun Yiyan curled her lips, although she knew Zihan meant well, but there were too many fish...
The most important thing is that it tastes bad.
And Zi Han doesn’t know that she actually hates eating fish
He calmly put down the fish, picked up the bottle and drank directly to wash away the fishy smell in his mouth.
This scene was seen by Zi Han. She curled her lips and said, "You still think my roast is unpalatable."
"I didn't say."
"But you showed it."
Yun Yiyan: "."
Zi Han murmured: "A woman like you who can't get out of the kitchen will probably never be able to get married in this life."
"It sounds like you can get married." Yun Yiyan turned her head and looked at Zihan, her eyes a little uneasy.
Zihan flipped up her hair, her eyes suddenly became charming, and then she hooked Yun Yiyan's shoulders with a charming voice
"How could a beautiful woman like me not get married?" the voice was long and flirty~
Yun Yiyan: "Haha."
Then she lowered her head and flicked some cigarette ashes that fell from her body, looked sideways at Zi Han who was gnawing on the chicken legs, and said quietly
"You want to get married like this? No one asked you to marry, so you should just laugh."
Zihan: ".You have become bad, Yiyan."
——
The wind on the beach was very cold at night, and the two of them didn't know why they drank so much wine. Anyway, there were no less than dozens of bottles of wine on the ground at this moment
Yun Yiyan, who had drunk too much, was not as cold and indifferent as usual. She was holding the sand with one hand and the wine bottle with the other. She was sitting in an extremely lazy posture, looking up slightly at the bright moon in the sky, her eyes were hazy and intoxicated. The slightly frowning eyebrows have a special flavor.
The breath on her body is much more soothing. The cool breeze blows gently and her hair flies up. When Zihan smells it with the tip of her nose, she can even smell the unique cold fragrance on her body, mixed with the smell of wine, which is similar to the usual Yun Yiyan. Big difference.
Zi Han's posture at the moment was similar to Yun Yiyan's, and she snatched the wine bottle from Yun Yiyan's hand.
"You're drunk."
Yun Yiyan lowered her eyes and looked at Zihan: "Drunk?"
She seemed to ask rhetorically, and after finishing speaking, she shook her head, "I have never been drunk."
Then he grabbed the wine bottle from Zihan's hand and continued drinking.
Zihan: "."
Her expression was a little strange, and she hesitated to speak, but in the end she couldn't help it
"Well, what you drink is mine."
Yun Yiyan, who was drinking wine with her neck raised, paused when she heard Zihan's words, but did not stop in the end. After finishing the bottle of wine, she smashed the bottle and said, "No wonder. The mouth of the bottle smells like roast chicken."
Zihan's eyes widened. "How is that possible! I didn't eat much!"
"I haven't eaten much, but I've eaten~" Her voice was long and sultry.
It’s really different from the usual Yun Yiyan! ! !
Zihan: "." Oh my God
Who can tell her why Yun Yiyan looks like this after drinking.
The voice was enchanting and long, the eyes were intoxicating, and the movements became casual. How could he be so different from the usual cold Yun Yiyan! ! !
It’s hard to think of these two together!
Zihan secretly took out the photo stone and recorded it
"Hey" Yun Yiyan pushed Zihan.
kindness? As soon as Zihan turned his head, a big mouthful of wine poured into his mouth, gurgling.
Forced to take a few sips, Zi Han slapped Yun Yiyan's hand holding the bottle away.
"What are you doing!" Zi Han glared.
Yun Yiyan glanced lightly and frowned: "I drank your wine and I want to pay it back."
Zihan: "!!!"
Oh my god.
Can anyone tell her how this happened?
Slowly, Yun Yiyan spoke, her voice a little lonely and confused: "Tell me, what is the most powerful person in the world like."
Zihan was suddenly startled, then laughed, then his body softened, and he lay directly on the beach, stroking his forehead with his hand, and said: "This world is really too big. If one day, we become the strongest."
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This sentence is a bit strange because it seems to be unfinished.
Yun Yiyan: "Then?"
"Then? Haha. Then you will find that in fact, in another distant place, there are people far stronger than you. It's just that you haven't reached that level of strength and you can't know those things. Just like you think Zhongxuan is The strongest? ”
Yun Yiyan shook her head.
"That's it. If one day we become the strongest in Zhongxuan, you will find that there are stronger areas!"
"Yeah." Yun Yiyan sighed, "So cultivation is really boring sometimes."
"So. Are you tired of it?" Zi Han asked.
"Tired? Right? But I have to practice it, because I always want to know how people who are stronger than us live. Are they really much happier than us?"
After Yun Yiyan finished speaking, she turned sideways and looked down at Zi Han lying on the ground, then grabbed a handful of sand and slowly sprinkled it on Zi Han, repeating it again and again
It seems to be bored, or unconscious.
It's like sometimes when a friend walks by and you want to poke him with your finger, but it doesn't mean anything special after you poke him.
The night is so quiet at the moment.
——
When a dazzling ray of sunlight in the sky shone on Zi Han's face, she stretched out her hands to cover her eyes and squinted her eyes to look around.
My first reaction was that I fell asleep here last night.
The second reaction was, Damn, why are you sleeping on the beach?
The third reaction is: Why is it so heavy?
Then I looked up.
Damn it!
Yun Yiyan lay on top of her!
But that's not the point!
The point is.
Except for her head and hands, everything else was buried in the sand!
What's going on!
Then Yun Yiyan fell asleep lying on the pile of sand!
Oh my god.
so? Last night Yun Yiyan dug a hole and buried her while she was sleeping? ? ?
About this
Zi Han only had one idea, this guy felt like he drank too much last night!
"Hey! Get up! Pull me up quickly!" He stretched out his right hand and pushed Yun Yiyan, who was lying on the sand.
His pretty eyebrows wrinkled and he opened his eyes.
She frowned, her body temperature dropped, she stood up, glanced at Zi Han coldly, and said coldly: "What are you doing!"
Zi Han stared: "!!! Pull me up quickly!"
This stinky woman is still angry when she wakes up!
Still mean to her!
He had buried her before he was cruel to her!
Yun Yiyan stood up, patted the sand on her body, and looked down at Zi Han who was still buried in the sand. Her eyes were a little weird, like she was looking at an idiot.
"It seems you are really cold, even covered with sand."
Zi Han: "!!! Have you forgotten! This is your masterpiece! You buried me alive while I was sleeping last night!"
Yun Yiyan frowned and paused for a long time, seeming to be thinking about it.
But a minute later, she sneered: "Am I such a boring person?"
After saying that, he turned around and prepared to leave, ignoring Zi Han who was still buried on the ground.
Zihan in the sand: "."
I almost want to cry without tears, okay?
Snap!
She grabbed Yun Yiyan's ankle.
"Pull me!"
Looking back, Yun Yiyan sneered.
With a strong movement of his feet, Zi Han was pulled out from the sand.
The sand beneath his feet slapped Zihan in the face.
Bah bah bah! Zi Han spit out a few mouthfuls of sand in his mouth.
His body was also covered in sand and he was in a miserable state.
"It's so dirty." Yun Yiyan said in disgust, then flicked her sleeves and poured water directly from Zi Han's head to the whole body.
With a splash, all the sand was washed away.
She walked away satisfied.
(End of chapter)