Chapter 1 My surname is Ba, my father’s Ba (1)
I heard that Jiang Tang, the most evil person in the Hog Galaxy, was finally destroyed by humanity.
As soon as the news came out, the people of the galaxy cheered and were ecstatic.
Jiang Tang looked at the sound of firecrackers and drums on the electronic screen, which was like a lively scene during the New Year, and began to reflect.
First, I didn't dig someone's ancestral grave, second, I didn't kill anyone's parents, and third, I didn't steal someone's husband.
How did he end up like this, a person who hates dogs?
Jiang Tang huddled up in aggrieved manner, with the tips of his two little fingers facing each other, looking like a little cutie who had been bullied.
Banban knew the virtues of this dog thing, lying on the boss's chair with his eyelids drooping.
Jiang Tang saw the mosaic in front of him and was indifferent to his little cutie. He simply sat down on the white ground and squinted his eyes to try to see whether the mosaic was a human or a dog.
"My name is Banban. You can call me Mr. Ban. There is no need to kneel down. From now on, you will be under my control."
Jiang Tang could see that Mosaic named Banban was trying to sit on her head and shit.
Although I haven't pooped yet, looking at this form, I'm not far away from pooping.
Jiang Tang wiped away the two crocodile tears with his little hands, and his white face opened into a bright smile, looking like a little angel.
"My name is Boss Ba, just call me Ba Ba from now on."
The voice was soft and sweet, melting in my heart like a piece of milk candy.
Those are the words, it’s not like people can say them.
When Banban accepted Jiang Tang, he read all the information about this guy. When he was surprised that there was such a shameless, shameless dog in this world, he had already prepared his mind.
After all, he is a well-known elite boss in the unified world, and he has seen many such disobedient thorns.
At least there were more lives than Jiang Tang’s men.
And Banban has a trump card.
Can hold this girl down.
So he didn't get angry and lit a cigar for himself.
So Jiang Tang saw that the mosaic was smoking, and she wondered if she had gone too far and made the mosaic in front of her so angry.
Then, in the small space, fireworks filled the air.
Jiang Tang could hold his temper, and Banban could hold his temper even more.
So everyone stared at each other (?) until they finished smoking a cigarette.
"Ahem."
Banban coughed, Jiang Tang looked at it and smiled.
"Smoke less, don't choke to death." Boss Banban sneered.
"You should still care about yourself. Do you know how you died?"
Jiang Tang frowned slightly, his fair face wrinkled up, his expression serious, as if he was thinking about something big.
Banban was so rested that she thought she knew how she was tricked to death.
There is still help and training.
And then the next second.
"I knew I was too beautiful and one day I would be killed by my beauty!"
After saying that, he sighed seriously and rubbed his face.
Well, it's so tender that it's almost watery.
"Cough cough cough!"
Banban choked.
Hehe, this piece of shit is kind of interesting.
"I won't argue with you. There were too many people around you when you died. Your body had been trampled into a pulp, and even the meatballs were too thin to make. So you are too dead now to die anymore. There are two things in front of you. Road.”
Banban paused for a moment and clicked the lighter in his hand. The mechanical sound was extremely cold.
"One, cooperate with me, complete the task, and after the task is completed, I will give you a new body, the kind that can last you a hundred years and still go to a senior disco.
Second, reject me, and then watch your body being trampled into meat patties. Then I will pour your consciousness into the body of a lap dog and feed you the meat patties.
Take your pick. ”
The new article opens a pit.
System's character will be very strong and selfish at the beginning, not the soft and cute type.
Those who mind should pay attention to lightning protection.
The system will change later, and the friendship with Jiang Tang is slowly established.
This article has a male protagonist, 1v1, double clean.
ps: The college entrance examination in the first world refers to Jiangsu, but it is not completely equivalent to the actual situation. The admission scores for each stage of the college entrance examination also refer to Jiangsu. The full scores are different in each province, and the score lines are also different.
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