Chapter 298 Young Master, please show your respect (41)
"I'm not hungry. Master, please eat by yourself."
Ye Chaoqi didn't say anything. After eating the steak and juice, he put down his fork.
Jiang Tang watched him eat. It was obvious that he had nothing to eat and only drank. He was hungry and bloated, and of course he couldn't eat bread.
“Feeling in your stomach?”
"It's okay, you can go back."
Could Ye Chaoqi say that his stomach felt uncomfortable? The wine in the bar was mixed with soda and red wine by the boys themselves. It was strong and spicy, and Ye Chaoqi couldn't move around to digest it, so he was suffocating.
Now after eating, the feeling of holding my breath is even more obvious.
Ye Chaoqi's face didn't look very good, and he was even a little red. Jiang Tang decided that it would be better to leave early.
After all, if a peerless handsome guy farted in front of her, his image would probably be ruined.
"Okay, Master, I'm leaving. If you really feel uncomfortable, you can call the doctor."
With that said, Jiang Tang put his cell phone in his pocket, took the dinner plate and walked out the door.
The moment the door is opened.
A fart sound slightly louder than the sound of smashing eggs sounded behind him.
Jiang Tang's body trembled, his steps remained unchanged, he pretended not to hear anything, and calmly walked out of the room and closed the door.
What a sin.
What is all this!
Why do handsome guys have the ability to fart? !
She really ruined her image! ! !
In the room, Ye Chaoqi's face was as red as a lobster on an iron plate, and veins bulged in the hands holding the quilt.
"Fuck me!"
A fart ruined Ye Chaoqi's night's sleep.
Early the next morning, when he saw Jiang Tang, Ye Chaoqi's ears began to turn red uncontrollably.
The more normal Jiang Tang behaves, the more wrong he feels.
When have you ever been embarrassed like this since you were a child? But in front of Jiang Tang!
The housekeeper asked worriedly when he saw that Ye Chaoqi only took one bite of breakfast.
"Master, don't you like breakfast?"
Ye Chaoqi wiped the corners of his mouth.
"It's okay, prepare the car." "Are you really not going to train for two more days?"
"No, go to school."
Ye Chaoqi didn't take the initiative to let Jiang Tang get on the bus today, but Jiang Tang still got into his special seat with his schoolbag on his back.
Ye Chaoqi didn't say anything.
The driver started the car. Separated by the soundproof board, only Jiang Tang and Ye Chaoqi were left in the confined space.
"Master."
"Yeah."
"You know when I was a child, I had no food to eat, only beans, and beans mixed with stones."
"Yeah."
"If I eat too much of these beans, I will feel sick to my stomach."
Ye Chaoqi stopped paying attention to her, and his face even began to darken.
Jiang Tang continued.
"Then I will fart, and every fart is loud and smelly! It smells so bad that even the children in the same room with me don't want to play with me."
Ye Chaoqi looked disgusted.
"I had low self-esteem at that time, but then I thought about it, who wouldn't fart in this life? This is a normal physiological reaction, and those beautiful female stars also fart, there is nothing embarrassing about it."
Ye Chaoqi slowly raised his eyes, and he finally heard that this little girl was comforting him.
The words of comfort are pleasing to the ear and will not make people uncomfortable.
"So, Master, don't worry about it. I swear, I was a little surprised at first, but I checked Baidu. Baidu said that the average person excretes 500ml of gas that day, which is about 5-10 farts. I'm the only one talking to you. In the meantime, I farted quietly. ”
Ye Chaoqi glared at Jiang Tang.
"Jiang Tang, are you ashamed?!"
"Then what should I do! Let you continue to be awkward!"
"You..."
"Okay, let's not talk anymore!"
(End of chapter)