Chapter 623 There is a Little Medicine Fairy in the Mountain (23)
"What do you put in there? Master, what do you put in there?"
Jiang Tang obviously no longer wanted to die, she was just looking for death.
Banban sighed and turned off the big screen.
Don't look at it. It's a piece of shit. Where did you get such a comparison? It makes him worry all the time whether his host will be strangled to death by the target of the attack.
The Earth Fairy rolled on the colorful clouds with a smile.
"Hahaha, after so many years, when have I ever seen Xiao Wuchao being so molested!"
Master Bai Feng has always been calm, but this time he was also laughing heartily, without giving any face to Immortal Wu Chao.
There was a touch of anger on the man's cold face.
Jiang Tang went too far, and what he said in his small mouth was even more outrageous.
"Master, why are you so beautiful...like...like a fairy? I have never seen anyone look so good on you in my life."
"..."
"Master, can I touch your face? Just for a moment, I will rub it gently and don't move!"
"..."
"Hey, Master, the flowers on your forehead are so beautiful. I want one too, I want one too!"
"..."
There is also a pair of claws, ready to move.
The Immortal King Wuchao, who is pure-hearted and has few desires, is unfazed by favors and humiliations, and is indifferent to the secular world, has encountered the first hurdle in his life.
"I'm leaving first."
The man stood up and left. Behind him, Jiang Tang staggered up and followed closely.
The Earth Fairy held his stomach and smiled:
"Hey! Why are we leaving? I just had a few drinks and then left!"
"Hahaha, don't leave your little carrot behind!"
"My birthday gift is here! I will come to pick it up in person in a few days!"
The laughter behind him became more and more wild.
Immortal Lord Wuchao pursed his thin lips tightly. These old immortals rarely have fun in life, so they couldn't help but laugh when they got the chance.
The right sleeve was tightly grasped by a white and tender little claw. The hand was so strong that the fine colorful cloud fabric was pulled out of wrinkles. "Let go."
The man rode the cloud back, and a little goblin in the cloud showed him the way.
Jiang Tang was like an earthworm, twisting and turning, smelling his scent.
Suddenly, the little girl let go of her hand, stood crookedly on the cloud, pointed forward and shouted:
"Stop - stop! You are driving drunk! Stop!"
"Sit down."
"Master, didn't the teacher teach you to be a good citizen who obeys traffic rules? We are drunk drivers and will be jailed if we are caught!"
Immortal Lord Wuchao listened to her nonsense with a cold expression.
He never expected that this carrot's alcohol capacity would be so small!
One cup will make no difference between humans and animals, and two cups will make the difference every day!
Now there is no distinction between superiority and inferiority in her eyes. She is riding on the front of his Caiyun, howling at the top of her lungs.
"The vast horizon is my love!"
"..."
"The flowers are blooming at the foot of Tianshan Mountain!"
"..."
"What kind of... ugh——!"
"!"
"Master, drive slower, I'm carsick!"
"Shut up."
"Master, hurry up, my mouth is on fire, put out the fire, I want to put out the fire!!"
The veins on Wuchao Immortal Lord's forehead jumped. He waved the bone fan in his hand, and a white cover appeared out of thin air and covered Jiang Tang's entire body.
Inside the cover, Jiang Tang pressed his face against it, and his delicate and beautiful facial features were crowded into a mess. The pig's nose was arched one after another, and the two rows of small white teeth were stuck out, which was terrible to look at.
Immortal Lord Wuchao sat in the clouds and began to think seriously. Is it too hasty to recognize his disciple?
Is it just her, or are all the carrots in the world like this?
What to do now? Took her to drink?
Forget it, he didn't want to see wine at all now.
(End of chapter)