Chapter 180: Tacit cooperation! Rubbish game!
"Byd's original intention! Discriminate against us singles, right?"
It was only early in the morning, and Zhuge Goudan was scolded in the group.
Without him, just now, the official website of Chuxin Games opened a reservation activity for the internal test of the game "Two People".
Players who have drawn a quota at that time can pass the verification code sent to you by Chuxin, and then go to the headquarters of Chuxin Game Studio currently located in Shanghai to test the game.
Internal testing activities like this can be considered a routine at Chunxin. Every time Mr. Luo has a new game to be released, he will basically hold one.
And every time, the official website of Chuxin Game Studio is basically crowded.
There is no way, there are too many people!
All meals and lodging included! There are even many small gifts and out-of-print peripherals that can be given away.
Some scalpers even sold such quotas at high prices during events held in previous years.
Later, after being discovered by Chu Xin, he first spent millions directly to start the prosecution process, and later cleaned up a wave of employees who operated in secret for personal gain.
Later, real names were enabled for every vote.
If the information left behind in the background cannot match the identity information of the players who came to test, Chuxin will have the right to cancel the test qualification, and the scalper situation will be much better.
Although this is obviously a big loss in terms of money.
But it also demonstrated to society and players that Chuanxin’s zero-tolerance attitude towards this kind of behavior has greatly won society’s positive evaluation of Chunxin as a company.
Chu Xin was also a hot search topic during that time, and people in the discussion forum were basically talking about why the domestic celebrity agencies didn’t learn from Chu Xin and shock Xiao Xiao.
It can be regarded as being out of the circle and getting a slap in the face in front of the people of the whole country.
With so many people, the lottery could easily turn into "Congratulations to this guy."
The last time in "Dark Soul", Lao Lu won the spot among the envy and jealousy of a group of people.
But this time, the draw for two-person teams is obviously different from all previous games.
First of all, you definitely need to have an account on the Chuxin Games official website.
Secondly, as a two-player game, you cannot test it alone. You must form a team with your "friend" first.
Then you can enter the game qualification drawing interface.
Then, the official announcement from Chuxin also said this.
If the relationship between two people in the team is a couple, the probability of winning a spot in the lottery will be higher.
According to Chuxin, this is not to say that this game is only suitable for couples, but that it is in internal testing and they would like to hear what couples think of the game in order to enrich the content of the game in the future.
Impeccable explanation.
But...
Could you please consider the thoughts of us singles?
If the game is so fun, how can you find the time to fall in love?
Soon, Mirror Wu Sheng Tui, who learned the specific situation, also stuck his head out in the group.
"It's not a big problem. I have a girlfriend and the appointment has been completed."
With that said, he also sent a screenshot to the group showing that the reservation was successful and waiting for the quota to be drawn.
Goudan was shocked on the spot.
Goudan: "No, where did you get your girlfriend?"
mirror Wusheng tweeted: "You didn't even ask!"
Goudan: "Then you still play games with us so intensely every day? Don't you have to accompany your girlfriend? Don't you even have sex?"
Mirror Wusheng tweeted: "She has to go to work! If she doesn't go to work to support me, how can I play games with you so happily."
Seeing Wu Sheng Tui's natural appearance, all the male compatriots in this group just felt:
Hard! The fist is hard!
Chang Wan: "Brother Tui, let's start a class. I'll kneel down and listen."
Goudan: "Brother Tui, you know me. I have always treated you as my big brother. I take you flying every time I play games.
This hand must be handed over to your brother, the happiness of the rest of your life will all be placed on you alone! ”
Mirror Wu Sheng recommended: "I am very tired from washing and cooking at home every day. I am just a virtuous housewife."
There was another commotion in the group, and Lao Lu, Er Xiao and others also appeared one after another.
Wu Sheng Tui has already been established.
According to Lao Lu himself, because his wife vetoed his proposal, he had no choice but to not participate in this event.
The evil-minded Goudan set his sights on Erxiao.
Goudan: "Erxiao, how about I feel aggrieved and form a team with you?
Really, with my character, wouldn’t it be easy to get a spot in the lottery? ”
Chang Wan: “Someone’s abacus is about to jump in my face.
Character? What character do you have? Last night in CSGO there was no gold in two hundred boxes of character? ”
Goudan's blood surged as he watched himself being brought down by his good brother:
"Do you know what the law of conservation of luck is? It's because yesterday's luck hit rock bottom that everything will turn against you today. Otherwise, good times will come!"
And don’t think I don’t know! You also want to date Erxiao!
In that last sentence, the dog's eggs were not beaten out.
Er Xiao: "You two are almost done. In order to ensure the quality of the live broadcast, I am not prepared to participate in internal tests like this."
Gan! I almost forgot that this guy’s main job is live streaming.
Goudan only felt that his heart had received 10,000 points of critical damage.
ぷWO￡莣廻じ☆ve.
Fortunately, how could Erxiao forget these good brothers?
Erxiao: "I got the news internally, don't go out and talk nonsense.
The current Chuxin Game APP has a newly launched community section for sharing games, and two users can light up some icons.
Such as gay friends, lovers, etc.
Chuxin will then use big data algorithms to determine that the more interactions between the two accounts, the easier it is for such a team to be selected.
This time, couple players can get about 60% of the quota, and non-couple players can get 40% of the quota. You should seize the opportunity and quickly find a female player who wants to form a group to experience the original intention.
Tieba is now almost becoming a dating platform. ”
Goudan and Changwan both put a question mark in the group, and immediately switched to the "original heart game".
Good guy, this is still the original game, right?
It has become a pure love and dating platform!
[Are there any female players who want to participate in the internal test of "Two People"? My height is 183cm, my weight is 74cm, and I have no bad habits...]
"Little brother, is it OK for a man? I have a light voice and a soft body and I'm easy to push over~"
"Knowing the changes of heaven is a man who defies heaven."
"Does height and weight matter? Show your game time! We are not only different, but also a matter of life and death!"
[Will you take special care of couple players? What does original intention mean? I can't bear it anymore! Blast the earth with one punch! ]
"That's good, brother (hug my girlfriend)."
"? You upstairs have a problem."
"With my blessing GCK! You must be happy! (CNM)!"
[This is a loyal female fan of Chuxin Games. She especially likes Ori and wants to find a handsome guy to form a team with and reserve an offline spot! Burp~]
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"If you reserve a place in a team, you will reserve a place in a team. Why don't you post a photo of your horse while you catch dogs?
The correct approach should be to show your game time and game trophies to prove that you are not a color pen!
This is not a small station or a certain sound, there are not so many licking dogs, just for grandpa to crawl!
We, the bad gamers, are not used to your bad habits!
Still hiccuping? I burp you Moroccan pancakes! "The grumpy old man is very good at fighting. If you find someone to form a team with, you can find someone to form a team with you. Why don't you post some crazy photos?" Of course, if you wear black silk stockings, just pretend I didn’t tell you. ”
"Who can you hide your thoughts from, the poster? I don't believe you don't have a male friend around you to go with you? That's almost it.
My favorite is Ori, it’s so classic, I guess you only know one Ori. ”
After seeing the third post, Goudan silently liked a few grumpy guys.
Then he decisively opened the female player's private message.
"Is my sister here? Those guys are just singles. In fact, we normal players are still very friendly..."
Just when Zhuge Goudan thought he could find a female companion to jointly get the place for the closed beta of "Two People".
"Get out! Nuannan ranks behind the dog!"
The ruthless words blew into Goudan's heart like a cold wind.
How can a mouth that is 37 degrees Celsius say such cold words?
Zhuge Goudan silently glanced at his ID. He originally wanted to have a good argument with this female player, but after thinking about it, he decided to forget it and rolled back to the group in despair.
In fact, there are quite a few pairs of male and female players in the entire Tieba. There are probably dozens of pairs.
However, Zhuge Goudan was really heartbroken by the sentence "Nuan men rank behind dogs", and he no longer wanted to visit Tieba.
When Goudan shared his experience in the group in frustration, he was undoubtedly laughed at by everyone.
"This is what licking a dog looks like."
"No house for licking dogs."
"The combination of your original ID card and a copy is the best card."
Then here comes the problem.
Goudan: “Have you found a teammate in Changwan?”
Chang Wan: "What international joke are you kidding me? A person like me who wants money and good looks can't find a female companion?
I really haven’t found it yet… woo woo woo. ”
The eldest brother doesn’t talk about the second brother!
……
December 15, 2036.
Downstairs at the Chuxin Headquarters, a large number of players who had drawn test quotas were waiting in place.
The two of them were paired up, excitedly pointing to the huge Chuxin logo above their heads, taking photos, and sharing their joy of winning the spot and the surprise of coming to Chuxin with their friends on the other side of the network.
Of course, there are also security personnel on site to maintain order at the scene.
Men and women held hands and entered in an orderly manner with happy faces.
The staff at Chuxin smiled, checked the identities of the players who had won the spots, and registered them.
Anyway, this scene is quite lovely.
But...
When this novice staff member entered the verification numbers provided by the two players in front of him, he suddenly realized that things were not simple.
First of all, this is a couples group.
Secondly, what appeared in front of me were two men.
It's not that this staff member discriminates against such a relationship, it's just that the verification code in front of me is a special kind of verification code.
The verification code starting with "01" means that the rating of these two people for spreading shit in the Chuxin Forum is ranked high in the entire forum.
It is also the target of internal evaluation of Chuxin’s focus.
Looking at the two men in front of them, their expressions were full of bitterness and hatred, and they were ready to kill each other at any moment.
The staff member's mouth twitched.
Today's young people are really having fun.
But he still didn't say a word, and said in a routine:
"Say your real name and game ID. I'll check and register."
"Zhuge Goudan, Yang Tongxing."
"Yujiang sings late, Luo Jiale."
Bow to complete registration:
"I have completed the registration here. Welcome you two to our original headquarters.
This is your hand, please take it.
Please follow the signs and our dedicated staff will guide you on the next testing activities.
I hope you both have a wonderful testing experience. ”
As soon as they walked in, Zhuge Goudan and Yujiang Changwan had disgusting expressions on their faces.
The road is facing the sky, everyone goes to one side!
unlucky!
Not to mention the price these two guys paid in order to securely win the closed beta spot for "Two People" this time.
The staff took me on a good tour of the Chuxin headquarters, especially the exhibition area decorated with all the in-game elements that Chuxin has produced so far.
Players finally ushered in today’s highlight.
For the test of "Two People Go Together"!
At the very beginning, what came out from the game testing room was still like this:
"What a cute little girl. Divorce is the greatest pain for children. Why should they get divorced?"
"The Q-versions of Cody and Xiaomei are so cute, and the music is also very nice."
"This game is really interesting!"
When the game reaches a certain stage, it will look like this:
"Can't you wait for me? Why are you running so fast alone?"
"Aim! Your nozzle must be aimed at the monster! How about we change? I will go down below to suck the bomb, and you aim?"
"Why are you so fierce!"
When you play for a while, the sound becomes like this again:
"Can you please use your brain? If you weren't so good at this level, you would have passed it long ago!"
"What do you mean? You think I'm a loser now, right?"
"Ahh! I died again! It's all your fault! XXX, if you don't want to go through with it, just say it!"
Yujiang Changwan and Zhuge Goudan looked with sneers at the novice couples around them who were holding each other back and could only vent their emotions.
The two of them had a tacit understanding as if they had cooperated countless times. The decryption level in front of them was not difficult at all for them.
When Mei needs Cody, Cody is always there.
When Cody needs Xiaomei, Xiaomei is never absent.
The protagonists controlled by the two behave in the game as if there is no barrier at all.
But, but why...
Why does my heart hurt so much?
Ahhhh! Rubbish game!
Still writing, the status is slightly worse
(End of chapter)