Chapter 273: Injured at work
The third chapter is called "Sky Resort Villa", which is a large hotel built on the mountainside.
The customary opening postcard:
"To Madeleine:
Rejoice in the number of deaths!
The more deaths you have, the more experience you have.
Keep up the good work! ”
But the players who saw this postcard almost laughed out loud.
"Le, in order to prevent players from being persuaded to quit, Mr. Luo has actually started to adopt a soft policy. This is not like you, Mr. Luo."
"All humanistic care is just to let you continue to torture. I have seen through it, hum."
"You don't think that such a weak little move can allow me to continue playing this game, do you? It really does!"
Erxiao was also very happy, raising her chin slightly:
"See? The more you die, the more experience you have. If I die just once, I will become a master."
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"You are not qualified to speak, sit down!"
"Does anyone really take the words of encouragement seriously? No way, right?"
"No, haven't we, Erxiao, always been masters? The hundreds of times we died before were just because of the controller malfunctioning hundreds of times.
It is recommended to call the XBOX company directly and ask them to compensate you for your mental damages. ”
"You understand the strangeness of yin and yang."
After all the fun, the challenges in Chapter 3 are no less than those in Chapter 2.
The new element introduced in this level is a red and black growth that appears on the map.
It will die on contact, which is equivalent to a different kind of spike, but this judgment is much larger than the spike.
The growth also has two cute little red circle eyes, making it look like a ball of black slime.
Some slimes will float alone in the air and start to move up and down or left and right at a constant frequency, posing the most direct challenge in this level.
But as you die, your proficiency will always increase.
Madeleine also successfully obtained the key above the head of the resort entrance and successfully entered this large and somewhat outrageous room.
Through the phone call at the front desk of the resort, first bones, then flesh and blood, and finally a guy in green clothes with a big nose, floating in the air like a fool, were summoned.
Faced with this guy's strange appearance, Madeleine was extremely shocked:
"Are you a ghost?"
"Ghost? Don't be stupid, I am the administrator of this exquisite villa.
Welcome to the world-famous Sky Resort!
Ohiro is happy to help you. ”
Just after I introduced myself seriously, the characters in the dialog box were suddenly displayed with dotted lines.
Oshiro secretly rejoiced:
"Two customers came in one day, and business finally started to pick up!"
Once they saw him like this, the players finally understood.
The so-called world-famous "Sky Resort Villa" was just a boast of this guy.
This place is obviously on the verge of bankruptcy!
When Oshiro asked Madeleine how long she planned to stay here.
Madeleine bluntly expressed her intention to leave.
She came here to climb mountains and hoped to leave through the back door of the Sky Resort.
"Just passing by? How can this be done?"
Oshiro thought nervously, he really didn't want to lose this rare guest.
But at this moment, Madeline connected with his voice:
"Did you know that I can still hear you?"
The players actually have some thoughts on this plot.
"In other words, people can hear what ghosts say, right? Haha."
"It's such a haunted house, no wonder no one comes."
"Oshiro, this guy is so stupid and cute."
Oshiro was a little embarrassed, but he still wanted to use all means to retain this guest.
He said that the backdoor was only open to Sky Resort staff.
However, the presidential suite located on the top floor can see the top of the mountain. The scenery is very good and it will be very comfortable to live there.
But regarding this, Madeleine was thinking:
"Maybe I can go up to the roof from there and crawl down to the back door."
Oshiro was overjoyed to see Madeleine agree to his invitation to stay.
I even thought it was a genius idea to come up with the presidential suite.
After helping Madeleine complete the check-in, he led Madeleine into the mysterious Sky Resort.
After Oshiro left, Erxiao could finally control Madeleine and start exploring freely.
After calling the front desk, Madeleine found a quite old and dusty guestbook. Although many pages were damaged or missing, the remaining parts still contained wonderful comments:
"We will never forget our time here."
"Nowhere else can I feel more at peace, thank you."
Erxiao frowned:
"So this place used to be very prosperous, but now it's run down?"
"This can indeed be analyzed from the text, but it is also possible that Oshiro himself is fabricating it."
"There is no need to destroy or delete the fake goods. It should be that it was prosperous before, but now it is ruined."
Walking into the interior of Sky Resort Villa, at this time, the main elements that make up a room level highlight the feeling of dilapidation.
There were big holes in the windows, broken purple curtains, broken heating pipes, and cobwebs everywhere.
Of course, there must be a slime spinning at an extremely fast speed near the platform like a giant windmill.
If you don't get the timing right, or if you make a slight mistake in the control, you'll have to start all over again as soon as you hit this thing.
Compared with Chapter 2, the difficulty of Chapter 3 has gone up another level.
Erxiao, the person who is currently fighting crazily with the controller, undoubtedly has the most say.
Although the players squatting in the live broadcast room cannot experience it personally, judging from the number of deaths of Erxiao, this place is not simple.
Especially in the middle of the resort, a creep-like thing was introduced.
These furry little tentacles are found everywhere Madeleine can step on or grab with her hands.
And after Madeleine passes by, it will immediately grow into growth and completely cover it.
This means that Madeleine can no longer go back, greatly increasing the number of deaths.
Everyone in the live broadcast room watched Er Xiao die again and again. They felt that they were probably the same as above, and they were too embarrassed to complain anymore. They all criticized the difficulty of the game.
"Boss, can you make this hotel even more hellish? No wonder business is so bad now!"
"No, previous guests who came here said this was the most unforgettable time they have ever had, Wang Defa?"
"In a sense, it is truly unforgettable."
"It's not difficult not to play. Fortunately, I watch others suffer, hahaha."
"To be honest, as of now, there are no messy transformations or upgrades. Weilan is the purest platform jumping game I have ever seen."
"On that super long jump just now, I subconsciously wanted Erxiao to press the super rush feeling. Can you create it?"
"The Hollow Knight invaded, right? Hahaha, it's really much easier here with Super Rush.
Super rush can also hang on the wall indefinitely, it is invincible. ”
Finally, the first half of the resort was finally won.
Erxiao pressed his two thumbs and put on a mask of pain on his face:
"Brothers, my fingers hurt so much."
She raised her manicure and pointed it at the screen. The seam between her nails and fingers was obviously a little red.
The frequency of pressing the handle today is still a bit too high.
"This must be considered a work-related injury!"
"What kind of work-related injury does a broadcaster like you have? Do you think Xiaobo Station is a state-owned enterprise or a public institution?"
"As long as you can't broadcast it to death, broadcast it to death!"
"GKD! We want to watch the plot!"
Although the water friends are very ruthless in tone, they all understand the truth.
All of a sudden, all kinds of small gifts were flying all over the screen. Although Erxiao had a bitter look on his face, his heart was really happy.
Everyone loves games like Azure, which are extremely difficult and highly entertaining.
Of course, if you want to play by yourself, you can't help but turn on the help mode.
If you are not a fan of this type of game, it would be a bit torture for you to play it purely.
Yun Yiyun is pretty good.
And Oshiro, who was waiting for Madeleine in front, also urged:
"Please follow me, Ms. Madeleine, the elevator is about to descend to the lobby."
Madeleine was quite skeptical along the way:
"This villa looks so dilapidated. Is it really still open for business?"
"Of course we are open for business!"
Although he said this, the ghost Oshiro's face was sweating, so he could only say forcefully,
“Sky Resort Villa is open 24 hours a day during the peak tourist season!”
But everyone has almost figured out Oshiro's character. This guy must have a little theater in his heart.
Sure enough.
"It looks so run-down. What does she mean by that?"
Just like in the opening scene, where he offered the presidential suite in order to keep Madeleine, here Oshiro offers to help Madeleine carry her luggage.
But after being rejected by Madeleine, she just cursed "What a weird guest".
Erxiao, who had just received a wave of small gifts and was very pleased with himself, soon realized that he was happy too early.
The slight tingling in the gaps between his fingers was no longer the same. The pain had accumulated to an intolerable level.
The second half of the journey to Sky Resort is getting more and more difficult.
The connection between various difficulties made her almost delirious.
In this regard, Erxiao can only continue to promise empty promises:
"Brothers, I can't stand it anymore. I'll make up for the strawberries later. My hands hurt. I'll clear the main line now."
"By the way, how many times has Er Xiao died so far? Do you have a count?"
"Wei Lan can count the number of deaths at the end of a chapter. Counter Jun has been unemployed for a long time, but with the current situation, there are four hundred if not five hundred.
I held it in my mouth. I didn’t want to know. I was shocked when I thought about it. This game is a bit perverted. ”
"My fingers would hurt if it were me. I feel like this thing is even more outrageous than King Bai's palace."
Finally, Erxiao, who had gained the understanding of the vast majority of water friends, could feel at ease and skipped a strawberry difficulty that was frightening at first glance. Caught up with Oshiro again.
But as soon as the butler of the Sky Resort opened his mouth, Erxiao couldn't hold back.
"Ms. Madeleine, I really must ask you to follow me.
I run a world-class mountain resort here, and I don't have time to wait for guests who are wandering around. ”
"NMD! You don't even know how many underworlds your villa has built! You still blame me for being so slow to come!
He! Tui! ”
"Red is angry! Red is angry!"
“It’s all about personal emotions, hahaha!”
"It is recommended not to mess with Erxiao at this time. If you cross a dog, you will get slapped twice."
"Hahaha! Good food, so enjoyable to watch!"
Regarding Oshiro's "suggestion", Madeleine also gave her own answer:
"You really don't have to wait for me here, I'm just going to find a way through here."
Oshiro immediately felt guilty, lowered his head and started the small theater mode:
"Ohiro, you idiot! The customer is always right!
Business finally picks up, and you actually start to lose your temper? ! ”
Then he apologized to Madeline:
"Ah... Of course, Ms. Madeleine, I sincerely apologize. I was so rude just now. Please look for me slowly."
"The butler has such a strong desire to survive, hahaha!"
"Indeed, I'm probably afraid of being eaten by Erxiao."
“Just like Erxiao’s loud mouth, I could take a screenshot and use it to scare disobedient children.”
However, as he continued to follow Oshiro, what he saw was a maze piled up with all kinds of debris.
Oshiro himself didn't even understand why his villa became like this.
There was such a huge amount of debris that he didn't even know how to clean it up.
When Madeleine asked him whether he was supporting such a huge villa alone, he fell to his knees.
There was absolutely no way he could clear this pile of debris by himself.
He felt like he was finished.
Seeing Oshiro like this, the kind-hearted Madeleine certainly would not stand idly by:
"Take a deep breath, Mr. Oshiro, it's just a little house cleaning.
Sure, a little bigger...but I can help. ”
"That's so nice of you, but I don't want to bother with it, it's doomed."
Although it is doomed to fail, the door to subsequent levels is open.
This guy...
There are three levels to clean up all the debris.
Books, quilts, boxes.
Just go to the end of these levels and trigger the jelly-like hand sanitizer to successfully summarize everything.
It was during the cleaning process that Madeleine discovered the true situation of the Sky Resort Villa.
In a notice signed by Oshiro.
Oshiro said that because the situation is out of control, Sky Resort will be closed indefinitely after this quarter.
Therefore, it is no wonder that the current Sky Resort Villa has only one employee, Oshiro.
Moreover, while cleaning the quilt, Madeleine also met Theo who was trying to escape through the pipeline.
He also invited Madeleine to leave here with him, but Madeleine, who still wanted to help Oshiro, refused Theo and said that she would follow soon.
However, the cleaning process is very annoying.
Oshiro himself did not help in the cleaning, but in Oshiro's mouth he was rated as a "wanderer".
I even feel that it is the credit of the staff at my resort.
""Wandering Around"."
"If this game can kill NPCs, you will be the first to die."
"I'm wandering around? Who helped you clean the house?"
And when Madeleine continued to move forward with Oshiro, the elevator that he had been talking about was broken at this moment.
Only one elevator shaft fell to the ground, but the upward passage was occupied by dangerous slimes.
Well, not only Madeleine, but everyone was also completely disappointed with this guy who always talked about cheating.
No matter what the reason is, the Sky Resort you love has become like this, but what does this have to do with Madeleine?
Now, Madeleine just wants to get out of here and continue climbing.
But when we were about to arrive at the door of the presidential suite, Oshiro, who was standing here both thinking Madeleine would not stay and wanting Madeleine to stay, fell into a crazy internal conflict.
The kind of conversation where one is confident that Madeleine can stay in the presidential suite, but also feels that asking Madeleine to clean the room will definitely disappoint Madeleine.
Makes Oshiro look particularly like a schizophrenic.
Suddenly, he knelt on the ground, and the red and black slimes that had caused Erxiao countless troubles spurted out from his head,
"It turns out that the villa was destroyed by you!"
"I asked, why was business so good before this place was like this? It turned out to be you!"
"It's all my fault."
The material ejected by Oshiro completely blocked the way forward, and Madeleine had no choice but to choose a more difficult route.
Finally, after dying countless times, Erxiao finally arrived at the presidential suite.
Looking at the words "excellent" and "awesome" all over the screen, Erxiao just raised the corner of his mouth and smiled.
She had no strength left to speak.
The Presidential Suite lives up to its name, spacious, bright and luxurious.
But this cannot keep Madeleine, she has strayed too far from her goal, she wants to climb Mount Celeste.
Oshiro begged, but Madeleine didn't want to stay.
Just as the two were in a stalemate, in front of the huge floor-to-ceiling glass mirror in the presidential suite, Dark Madeline ran out again.
She was obviously not as gentle as Madeleine, and all kinds of cruel remarks poured out of her mouth.
"Madeline, my dear, forget about this loser."
"Accept the reality, old man, this resort is a garbage dump!
No one wants to stay here, someone has to tell the truth! ”
Madeleine, who completely destroyed the top of the presidential suite and revealed a dark passage, smiled:
"What would you do without me?"
"Dark Madeleine is so handsome, she pampers herself so much."
"Torture Ohiro hard, this guy."
"Moisten it."
Madeline just glanced at Oshiro hesitantly, and finally chose to go out. She had no time to waste here with Oshiro.
Oshiro was left with a face full of doubts about life, schizophrenic on the spot.
When Madeline arrived at the top of the resort, Dark Madeline said:
"I thought we couldn't get rid of him. You owe me a favor and I'll make a note of it."
"Stay away from me."
Madeline pouted.
"I thought you would be super determined to climb mountains. How come you suddenly become this weirdo's therapist?"
Dark Madeleine just scoffed.
"Why don't you go away?"
While the two were arguing, Ohiro, who had figured it out, emerged from the damaged area.
"Ms. Madeleine, before you go, I want to ask a question.
Why do you want to leave when you are so good to me? What did I do wrong? ”
"Oh, don't worry anymore, don't you understand?
She is just using her twisted sense of self to help others, she never cares about you! ”
Dark Madeline sounded fierce.
"Shut up! I'm just trying to help."
"You two are pathetic."
The amount of information Dark Madeleine revealed in the text is not small.
The phrase "helping others with a distorted sense of self and not caring at all" seems a bit incomprehensible.
But at this moment, the player and Er Xiao no longer have time to think about Madeleine's original intention of helping Oshiro.
Because Oshiro has gone completely crazy because of Dark Madeleine.
"Pathetic? Are you here to humiliate me? I will never kowtow to you again!"
Oshiro instantly turned into a big-headed doll with red eyes. At the end of Chapter 3, the chase started again!
Oshiro will sprint towards Madeleine quickly after a brief pause. At this time, Madeleine needs to avoid Oshiro's collision in time.
Needless to say, there are all kinds of disgusting growths and traps on the road.
The combination of long and long passes makes people's scalp numb.
It was also a very difficult fight. In the end, the long eaves on the roof of the Sky Resort collapsed in this chase, causing Oshiro to wake up.
“The ductwork on the second floor is leaking and the library is in disarray.
Not to mention, the hole in the ceiling of the presidential suite.
Please leave me alone for a moment. ”
Madeleine ignored her boss's departure, her goal was still to climb the mountain.
But at the end of the third chapter, the illusory figure of Oshiro opened the back door of the resort and looked through the gap at Madeleine's leaving figure.
There was only the black and red slime escaping from his body.
The resort has no guests again.
Of course, such a sad scene has nothing to do with Erxiao.
"I finally passed!"
Unprecedented excitement swept through Erxiao's body.
No one in my family understands! This time my hand was really injured at work!
The screen in the live broadcast room instantly went black and dialed down at the speed of light.
"No? Where are the people?"
"It won't be broadcast anymore? I still want to watch it!"
"Are you really crying? I haven't seen how many times you have died in this level! Erxiao, please open the door!"
Erxiao is no longer broadcasting, but there are still many host area anchors on the entire network who are being crazily tortured by Weilan!
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