Chapter 185 A banana costs 20 yuan, can you trick Japan and South Korea?
Someone even posted the two of them online.
to be honest!
Whether it's RW's steak or WE's red rice, they have a free-range policy for players. As long as it doesn't affect the overall situation, they will not interfere.
But after seeing the situation of the two people.
I'm completely speechless.
I used to sell flowers to cheat couples.
Selling watermelons is a trick on the Japanese.
Okay!
Now it's even more extreme, directly selling homework to deceive primary school students.
What is this?
After seeing this situation, the comment section was also convinced.
【Cowhide! 】
[This is the first time I saw a professional player selling this. 】
【Actually! I'm used to these two people setting up various stalls, but I really didn't expect to set up a stall selling exercise books. 】
[The most hilarious thing is, before Zhou Yi took out the exercise book, someone said I was your fan. 】
[After taking out the exercise book, I completely lost my temper. 】
【It’s you! You are also misfiring. 】
[But the firm did a great job. 】
[It seems that there will be fewer primary school students in the canyon in the future. 】
【pretty! 】
That's how it goes in the comment section, but the reality is different.
Wails everywhere.
Let’s put it this way!
Many students refused. They already had a lot of homework, but now they are doing something like this. Maybe some people bought it for Zhou Yi's autograph.
But most people stayed away.
Yet they don't buy it.
Someone buys it.
Why did two people choose the entrance of a primary school?
The reason is simple.
There are more people in primary schools, so there will be more sales. And the most important thing is that primary school students are still very weak. Many parents are worried, so they will come to pick up their children in person.
In this case, the target group will also change.
Students don’t buy it!
Parents buy it.
Then the emotional value refreshes crazily.
【bite! 】
[Xiao Ming’s emotional value +10! 】
[Xiaoping’s emotional value +10! 】
[Xiaohong’s emotional value +10! 】
………
However, during the sales process, a sixth-grade student suddenly asked a question and said: "Firm? Can I ask, how can I play professionally? I like professionalism very much, can you ask me for advice."
“(⊙o⊙)…”
As soon as this question came up, many people became interested.
【Profession? 】
【I want to know too. 】
【Tell me about it...】
twitter.
Maybe this is the star effect, there are many people around, and there are many discussions.
And for this case.
Zhou Yi also thought for a few seconds, because he knew very well that the reason why many people said they wanted to play professionally was not because they really wanted to play professionally.
I just simply want to play games.
Playing games is not the same as playing a career.
Finally Zhou Yi spoke and said: "Do you know Ezreal?"
"I know! EZ, Xiao Huangmao!"
"Then let me ask you, an EZ level 12 has just experienced a thirty-second team battle. At fifteen seconds, he released a big move."
"And in future team battles, he hit seven Qs!"
"It is known... EZ's current equipment is one and a half pieces, Radiant Light + Magic Cut, the talent has no additional CD, and there are no CD shoes. How many seconds are left for EZ's ultimate move now?"
【"???"】
【"???"】
【"???"】
WTF!
real!
The whole audience was stunned.
What the hell?
"Answer within three seconds."
"This...this..."
Not to mention the person who asked the question, even the surrounding audience were stunned for a moment. There were some top students among them, but they still couldn't figure it out.
If it were just listed as a simple mathematical problem, it would definitely be very simple.
But all of a sudden there's a bunch of stuff.
Who can react?
【have no idea! 】
【Who knows this? 】
[How can anyone calculate these things in three seconds? 】
Then... the next second, Able spoke and said: "40.5 seconds!"
【"???"】
【"???"】
【"???"】
Zhou Yi nodded and said: "Look... If this doesn't count, why do you still want to be a professional? Study hard, if you really want to be a professional!"
"Here! Start with the exercise book."
"You deserve to have a math exercise book."
【…………】
【…………】
【…………】
The whole audience was speechless.
They always felt that something was wrong, but they couldn't explain it. However, the eyes of the parents around them lit up, and their eyes on Zhou Yi became gentler.
have a look!
This is what an idol should do.
Everyone is doing the questions, so what reason do you have to be lazy?
soon!
Workbooks sold out.
This time the two came by car. Zhou Yi had a driver's license, so he rented a van and started setting up a stall.
As for how much it sells for?
There is a price tag on the back.
Thirty-five per copy, as for the purchase price?
Um!
It’s five yuan a book, and there are discounts for large quantities.
Now they understand why it is easy for children to make money. This is the reason. After setting up a stall for one hour, after excluding the cost, each person can earn two thousand.
Zhou Yi had heard such a rumor before.
A small store in a school has an annual income of tens of millions. He thought it was just a lie, but now he is sure.
It's true!
Of course they were both happy.
But they were happy, but some people cried.
Just make it when you buy it, especially in this era of chicken babies. The pressure on students is already great, and now it is even worse because of Zhou Yi.
Some students even tried to be opportunistic by copying the answers on the last page.
The result is after turning to the last page.
I scolded my mother directly.
Damn it!
The answer was torn.
And besides Zhou Yi, who else could be the person who did this?
Copying answers is a shameful act, so this kind of problem must be eliminated from the root. This is to protect the future flowers of the motherland.
Then...
【bite! 】
[Little Green’s emotional value +10! 】
[Xiaolan’s emotional value +10! 】
[Wang Gang’s emotional value +10! 】
…………
Too much wailing!
Zhou Yi can understand their mood, after all, he came here like this when he was young.
So...
You can't just let yourself suffer alone.
In the following days, the two of them changed places and set up shop in elementary schools around the city. Anyway, they set up mobile stalls.
Even the city management couldn't catch him.
And the most important point is that the two of them are doing good things.
This is for the sake of student performance.
If they knew what Zhou Yi was thinking, they would definitely say...
Thank you so much.
So such a legend appeared at night.
firm!
The moving devil.
If you see a silver van at the school gate.
Run quickly!
Otherwise it will be too late.
In just one week, Zhou Yi went from the idol of all primary school students to the nightmare of primary school students, and they were already looking forward to the start of the summer season.
Depend on!
Stop torturing people.
The summer competition finally started, but the result disappointed them. Able might have to compete, but Zhou Yi's life here is still relatively leisurely.
It's not that it was hidden.
But we always have to give substitutes a chance, right?
So Zhou Yi came out by himself, but he just cleaned up the inventory.
When will it be completely gone?
The intercontinental competition is about to begin.
2018 Intercontinental Championship.
Four LPL teams participated.
【RNG, IG, EDG, RW】
A free-for-all in three divisions.
LMS, LCK, LPL.
But many people know.
The winner this time can only come from the LPL or LCK, and not only the LPL takes this competition seriously.
The same goes for LCK.
If it is said that MSI and the global finals are personal competitions.
The intercontinental competition is a competition in a division.
Especially for LCK.
They value it more. Maybe they lost MSI and the World Championship, but that may not be the case in the Intercontinental Championship.
Personal strength is weak.
But it doesn't mean that our overall strength is weaker than yours, and Zhou Yi is also on this list, so whether you like it or not.
Everyone is going to participate in this intercontinental competition.
At that time, the primary school students in Shanghai heaved a sigh of relief.
Oh shit!
The devil is finally gone.
People are gone.
But things are still being done. Since it is an intercontinental competition, there must be people from outside coming over.
Japan?
It seems that the Japanese team did not participate this time. So we can’t sell watermelons.
pity!
After all, the people over there seem to have a special liking for watermelons, and just when Zhou Yi was thinking about how to cut the next leek, his cell phone rang.
Now the four teams have all arrived in Dalian.
In order to cope with the subsequent intercontinental competition.
All four top teams gathered together!
EDG!
RNG!
IG!
Occasionally they play training matches together, and Zhou Yi is familiar with several teams, especially IG. After all, he has played a lot of training matches before.
It's the same now.
As for EDG and RNG.
How to say it!
It is true that EDG has the factory director and Zhou Yi is his fan. As for UZI, Zhou Yi also likes it very much, but on the other hand.
UZI has a bad temper.
Therefore, the emotional value provided is relatively rich.
For example, on my first day here, I happened to see a pet dog.
Zhou Yi spoke subconsciously and said: "Look! There is a puppy, woof woof woof, come here!"
Then...&
【bite! 】
[UZI emotional value +66! 】
…………
Sure enough, as a person, even if you get older, the things inside your bones still cannot be changed.
That's pretty much it for now.
But it is also because of this that I can better increase my emotional value. At the same time, I am also thinking about setting up a stall. I was originally thinking about how to contact the Korean team.
As a result, the phone was opened.
Wuhu!
Who else could it be besides the man?
Even though he was beaten badly on the field, offline, Brother Hanzi and Zhou Yi had a good relationship.
Some people are conquered by beauty, and some are impressed by power.
And the man...
It is attracted by mustard.
It's the same now.
The first sentence...are there any pickled vegetables?
I came to Dalian.
To this!
Zhou Yi didn't know what expression to make, but since he had these, it would be interesting. He was still thinking about how to cheat the Koreans.
Unexpectedly!
Isn’t this what’s coming?
At that time, he coughed dryly and said: "Of course there is!"
"Bring me a box. After coming here, I haven't been allowed out much, so I can only contact you. Do you have it?"
"Don't worry, I have a fortune, do you want it?"
"????"
What the hell?
He didn't quite understand, but when he knew what he was going to do, the man refused. He said he couldn't do it, but after he knew that he could get free mustard and free fruit.
Done!
Not only did he call me a man, I even called him "able".
Nothing's wrong with this guy!
I also came to Dalian, not so much to watch the game, as to travel. It is the summer vacation, and the weather is relatively hot, and Dalian is a city close to the sea.
Just in time to come and have some fun.
but!
He didn't just come alone.
And his girlfriend, as for what little tricks Able had, how could Zhou Yi not know how to quickly enhance the relationship between men and women?
That is a friend in need is a friend indeed.
Go to a strange place, then you are her only one.
Isn’t this easy to grasp?
So everyone understands it, and when able knows what to do, his eyes light up even more, as long as it is related to setting up a stall.
Everything is OK!
So during this period of time, the two of them often disappeared.
Still the same sentence!
Steak is only concerned about the results and not about the players, so he can go anywhere. Besides, there are no big players like European and American players this time.
As for the difference between LMS and LPL?
What?
Do you want to sell tea eggs?
As for the LCK, they also know very well that many people in the LCK are very wary of the LPL.
How much can you sell?
So Steak said that everything is OK, as long as it does not affect the performance, and then the paper can't cover up the fire after all, and the LPL side is actually fine.
But...what about LCK?
After coming to the LPL, the four teams in the LCK strictly followed the coach's instructions.
Food, clothing, housing and transportation!
Going out?
Don’t even think about it. Even for meals, the coach arranges for the restaurant to cook Korean food. However, in the past few days, there has been an obvious increase in garbage.
Especially with the peel inside.
After understanding everything, several LCK coaches exploded.
Find a steak to settle the score.
At the beginning, he was calm and composed.
"What's wrong with eating some fruit? How much money can I get from this?"
Then when Steak learned that a banana sold for 20 yuan and a pound of watermelon sold for 10 yuan.
The whole person fell into deep thought.
Damn it!
What a profiteer.
At this time, Zhou Yi also came back and sold another batch of goods. As expected, it was easier to have internal staff, but there were still some defective products left.
So Zhou Yi chose to bring the steak back as a gift.
"Coach! Do you want to eat bananas? From Cannon! They are delicious!"
Then Zhou Yi discovered something was wrong in the office.
Um!
All four LCK coaches are here.
KZ’s coach SIN, SKTT11’s coach KkOma, AKD’s coach LEE, and KT’s KIM.
If you use words to describe it.
That is to raise an army to investigate.
However, regarding the arrival of several people, Zhou Yi just looked blank and said: "Wow! Coach SiN, coach KkOma, are all here? Do you want to eat a banana? It's delicious!"
"Who eats it!"
Then a few people nodded and thought it tasted good.
But soon they reacted.
no!
This is not what I came here to do.
But regarding their problems, Zhou Yi just pretended not to know, because it had been arranged from the beginning, and if anything happened, the blame would be placed on the man.
That’s right!
It's his fault.
So there is nothing they can do.
What can be done?
You asked Steak to fire Zhou Yi?
over thinking.
However, after sending a few people away, Steak gave an ultimatum, that is, stay here until the end of the intercontinental competition.
Zhou Yi also waved his hand and said: "Yes, yes! Am I that kind of person, and what happened this time has nothing to do with me!"
"Not you? Who else could it be?"
"What if it's an insider!"
"!!!"
This moment!
Steak feels tired.
Now he may understand why OMG wants to sell Zhou Yi.
Maybe that's one of the reasons.
Dishonest!
But the strength is there, what can you do?
However, the LCK side would not give up so easily, so the next day, doubts about Zhou Yi also appeared in the media.
And everyone has seen this statement.
The Japanese team said the same thing before.
But is it effective...
That's it.
And many people also commented on what happened this time.
【Ha ha ha ha! It made me laugh! 】
[This firm is really dishonest. They used to sell homework, but now they start selling fruit again. 】
【So expensive! A pound of bananas sells for twenty? 】
[You read it wrong, it’s not a pound of bananas, but one banana. 】
【WTF! 】
[Are Koreans fools? Why buy it if it’s so expensive? 】
[You don’t seem to know the national conditions of South Korea. Their agricultural products are even more exaggerated than Japan’s. It is said that a banana can be sold for 70 yuan. 】
[A watermelon can be sold for thousands, and even the watermelon rind is sold for several yuan. 】
【No wonder...】
[But what to do? Koreans are looking for samples, can they buy them? 】
[It seems like KZ’s manly brother has become a mole. 】、
【Talented! 】
[Brother, a tough-minded man. 】
Barrage blast!
Zhou Yi has long been prepared. Even if the incident comes to light, what does it have to do with him? As long as he makes money, he doesn't care about anything else.
Sometimes, Zhou Yi feels it.
ε=(ο`*)))Alas!
I seem to be becoming more and more like a profiteer. It seems that if I don't have a career in the future, I can consider going into business. I will never study medicine anyway.
right!
That's it.
As for other issues, there is no need to worry at all. Unless the officials go out and kill Zhou Yi under pressure, nothing will happen.
As for whether the authorities will take care of it?
Won't!
Because there is no explicit prohibition against this behavior.
And from the perspective of the incident, this is completely a personal behavior and they have no control over it. And there is another most critical issue, that is, this is the home court of the LPL.
People in LPL fight for LPL.
Now you, an outsider, want someone from the LPL home court to ban a major player who is fighting for the LPL.
What does this sound like?
For this reason, LPL is fine.
There was an explosion in the LCK. It can be said that all the people condemned Zhou Yi, but what does it matter?
Out of sight, out of mind.
So the man suffered a lot and was scolded directly in his face. However, the coach had one attitude, but the players had another attitude.
Especially some of his teammates.
A question of the soul was raised directly.
【Any more? 】
There’s a thump!
The man regretted it. If he had known this, he should not have agreed to Zhou Yi's request.
But there are advantages. Even though they eat as much as they can, the man can keep a lot of things for himself, so his life is also very good.
As for why they don't go out and buy it?
Fighting for the LCK, basically not allowed to leave the house.
Even if I go out, it’s because of the language barrier.
I can only come back silently.
Right now, the guy is not going out and is concentrating on preparing for the intercontinental competition.
soon!
The intercontinental competition begins.
Group stage?
Very simple!
Not many people even paid attention to it, but on this day the finals came.
Intercontinental competition!
finals.
LPL vs. LCK.
This time it is not a victory for the team, but a victory for the division.
Who's winning!
Who is... the strongest division.
(End of chapter)