Chapter 338 "The wise men are here!"
Africa, the mysterious land of Wakanda.
Steve sat upright on the huge rock on the mountainside, surrounded by the sound of roaring waterfalls beside him. He closed his eyes and focused his mind like a sculpture, immersed in meditation.
After a long time, he let out a long breath and opened his eyes. There was a man with broken arms and a black man in a robe in front of him. It was Bucky and Wakanda's new king, Black Panther Tchara.
"You look much more relaxed than when you first came." Techara observed Steve's face and recalled: "Meditation is really effective. My father used to let me meditate for an hour a day, and then I was still It doesn't matter, now..."
He shook his head and smiled bitterly.
Bucky felt a little uncomfortable when he saw this scene.
Although the incident in Vienna has passed and the murderer has received the punishment he deserves, after all, all the guy did was to lure him out.
Steve smiled slightly and said to Techara, "Thank you for your hospitality these days."
"I just don't want to see a hero blinded by hatred," Techara responded.
Steve shook his head and said frankly: "There is no hatred between Tony and I. Even if there is, I owe him. When I was in Russia, I was too impulsive. Now I want to say sorry to him, maybe It's too late."
"Maybe you can ask Lango for help," Tchara suggested, "I heard that he has a good relationship with you."
"Lango?" Steve thought for a while and smiled helplessly. "He has a better relationship with Tony. I, an old stubborn person, are not very popular at times. But you can try it, but he is always elusive. , it is not easy to find him."
At this moment, a blue light suddenly flashed in the air, and a portal appeared in front of Steve.
"This is..."
Steve looked at the scene in the portal, and even he was shocked by the sudden change.
"It seems we don't need to take the initiative to find him." Techara said with a smile, "Do you need my help, captain?"
Steve looked at the battle scene in the portal and smiled: "Give me a shield is enough."
Meanwhile, similar scenes are also staged elsewhere: Kuaiyin, who is napping, Wanda, who is busy studying new recipes, Tony, who is sweet with Little Pepper, Strange, who is inspired by Lango, Professor X, who was busy correcting homework, and Wolverine who had an affair with Gretchen without telling Cyclops... Even Lango's family and friends in another universe received invitations to this battle.
Long Island, New York, murder house
This house that Lango bought when he returned to North America a few years ago has been expanded.
Since he returned to North America, he has spent a lot of money on this house. He has taken all the land and villas around him and turned them into a manor.
In the backyard, a vast area that can play football and turn around, Lango's longing for family and friends are leisurely enjoying their happy time.
Teddy was lying comfortably on Toothless's back basking in the sun, and Toothless's body was soaked in the special "seafood swimming pool", and from time to time lowered his head to catch a few fish as snacks.
That's right, there are fish in their swimming pool. It's not so much a swimming pool, but a private water world for Toothless.
Although the Toothless cannot fly freely like the buddies in the sea, it is more attached to the family and prefers to be with everyone than taking a bath alone.
"It's boring, it's really boring!"
The venom in Teddy's belly suddenly started complaining and suggested, "Hey, how about we go to the Elf Hotel for another visit? Last time"
"No!"
Before he finished speaking, Mevis, who had turned into a bat and hanged under the eaves, opened his eyes and stared at them and interrupted, ""Since you ate the hotel guests as snacks last time, my dad has already taken them." You are on the blacklist! If you dare to go, you will probably serve it directly and change it. ”
"Tsk, the chefs of the hotel are here. The old bat can't do anything if he wants to do it, right, Is it a kid in the mouse?"
Teddy murmured quietly, then whistled the rat king who was busy making barbecue in the yard. The little guy immediately nodded excitedly.
As a qualified chef, as long as you can cook for guests, the location does not matter to this little mouse.
Moreover, although all kinds of demons and monsters gathered in the murder house, the atmosphere here is much more friendly than the Elf Hotel, at least everyone looks less scary.
"That's right, and all we eat are guests who go to the hotel to find fault." Venom's head stretched out from Teddy's belly and replied with a little aggrieved.
Mevis wanted to refute, but he swallowed it back when he said something, and a trace of doubt flashed across his face.
Recently, hotels have frequently encountered customers looking for trouble, and many of them are superpowers. Logically speaking, no one should have dared to provoke easily the status of her father and those uncles in the dark world...
"I would have liked Lango. I really don't know where she has been running again!"
Meves muttered unhappily, turned back into a human form, and picked up a little yellow man, just like playing with an unzipped toy, pinching the little guy's head, enjoying the elastic feel, and then his mood was slightly better. Now.
"When you wait for your master who doesn't have the house all day to come back, I'll see if I don't get rid of him well! ”
"Buna Buna..."
The little yellow man rubbed the dull hair on his head and rubbed Mavith's palm in a flattering manner.
For these little guys, Gloria has the best temper among the three hostesses who murdered the house, but she either busy running a bar every night or follow her neighbor, Mrs. Smith, to be a gun-ridden man. So the little yellow people didn't spend long with her.
As for Clarey, who comes from a big demon hunting family, often has to go back to the family to help, which is even more rare.
Therefore, the one who spent the longest time with them was the powerful and black-bellied little bat, Mevis, which also led to the fact that these summoners of Lango were somewhat awe of her.
"Ha"
At this moment, an inappropriate sneer came from the corner.
The female version of Lucifer, who was leisurely holding the juice, rolled her eyes at Mevis, obviously disdaining her words.
"Hey!"
Seeing this, Mevis shouted dissatisfiedly: "Why are you still staying in our house? You are not a member of this family, why are you staying there all the time?"
"Do you care?"
Lucy Fa replied indifferently, "Do you want to drive me away? If you have the ability, call your dad over, otherwise I will be settled in this place."
"You" Mevis was so angry that he couldn't speak. Since the last time this woman was taken home by Lango, she has been lingering for no reason.
Even though Lango has disappeared for almost a month, Lucyfa still stayed in the murder house with shame. Not only can he not drive it away, but he also got along very well with the little guys at home. Seeing the little yellow people surrounding Lucy Fat, Meves was so angry that he gritted his teeth and secretly scolded these little guys for being heartless.
In fact, she really misunderstood the minion in this regard.
For them, the closest ones are always the bad guys with the evil aura that comes from their bones. This is brought in their genes and cannot be changed by just a few boxes of bananas.
Fortunately, before Mevis got angry for too long, a suitable venting object appeared in the air.
A portal with blue sparks suddenly appeared, and on the other side, it was her beloved Lango who was waving at her.
"Lan Hum."
Mevis snorted lightly, suppressing the joy in his heart.
At the same time, she looked around and what made her unhappy was that not only did Teddy and Toothless have this portal in front of them, but also Lucy Fat had one.
"Damn Bichi"
Mevis cursed in a low voice and jumped into the portal.
No mistakes, one song, one content, one in 6, one book, one bar, one reading!
When Teddy and the others saw that it was the portal opened by Lango, they could not wait and got in one after another.
As for Lucyfa, she looked at Lango who didn't even look at her, and she gritted her teeth with hatred.
When this guy left, he was having sex with him, but as soon as he received a message from a friend, he pulled it out so simply
Until now, she can't forget the "thump" sound of water when she pulled it out, and the cold and decisive expression of this mother's fucking fuck.
"Bastard, I will squeeze you all out sooner or later!"
She tied her hair and walked through the portal, and the originally lively backyard suddenly became deserted.
After a long time, accompanied by a wisp of light and almost undetectable wind, a transparent figure quietly appeared in the backyard.
"They all disappeared suddenly, yes, they disappeared suddenly."
"I didn't observe carefully? Mom messed with Farke, why don't you come here? There is no normal person living in this house."
"Okay, okay, shut up quickly. While those monsters are not around, I will go inside to check and see if I can find what the boss wants."
After complaining a few times to the sound in the headphones, he tiptoed carefully toward the residence ahead.
However, just as he was about to step into the door, a sharp chainsaw sound suddenly sounded in his ears.
"Chain saw? Is there someone inside sawing wood?" The transparent man was shocked and shrugged subconsciously. He was about to continue moving forward, but his body suddenly froze.
I saw a little loli wearing a court skirt locking herself accurately with two machine guns
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The land of nothingness.
Lango looked at the figures that were coming out of the portal one by one, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but smile, showing a smug smile.
"Look. This is my terrible connection."
He raised his eyebrows at Thor, his tone full of pride, "Learn, brother. If you can have the ability to make friends with me, the God King will be able to do it, and my concubine will have her share whenever he has the turn of Haila. ! ”
"Uh"
Upon hearing this, Thor shrugged and replied in a teasing way, "Lango, don't tell me you didn't notice it. There are several portals that are still empty until now."
"You know, those doors were opened for my father-in-law and a few uncles. Well, they must have something to do."
Lango secretly remembered Dracula's words in his heart. He had called him father several times, but the old man still didn't give him face.
Let’s see how I deal with your baby daughter tonight!
At the same time, Thanos, surrounded by a large group of inexplicable guys, fell into unprecedented confusion.
He wasn't he so shocked that Lango could open so many portals to call for helpers, but he just couldn't understand a little. What the guy called was sure was a helper?
His eyes flew over Steve and Tony, who seemed ordinary earthlings, and turned to the strange existences such as teddy bears and yellow puddings on the other side, and he sneered in his heart.
With such a lineup, he can defeat the blockbuster with just one punch.
Wait, even a cripple? !
After seeing Lao Qiao looking around in a wheelchair, Thanos's originally frustrated anger could no longer be suppressed. Is this earthling man preparing to besiege him or openly humiliate him?
"Everyone!"
Lango's voice sounded at the right time, echoing in every corner of the battlefield, "This guy named Thanos is Hitler of the universe. He slaughtered countless planets, and was the best among the bad guys and the best among the evil guys. Therefore, let Let's work together to completely destroy this bastard here! ”
"Cosmic Sittler?"
Steve and others looked at each other. Although they were not sure, from Lango's words, they could vaguely feel that this guy with a purple head was definitely not a good person.
Teddy and others from the original world seemed relatively calm. After all, in their world, Marvel Comics really existed.
The next second, Old Qiao took the lead in action, turning his wheelchair with both hands and rushing towards Thanos at an astonishing speed. Thanos snorted disdainfully and raised his big sword to cut it into two pieces. However, Lao Qiao's reaction exceeded his expectations. At the moment when the big knife was about to fall, he suddenly lifted up his wheelchair to block it!
"Huh?" Thanos had not yet shown a surprised expression, and he had already been hit by Old Qiao in his face!
"Haha! Did you see Quigma? This guy Thanos was knocked away by me!" Old Qiao laughed proudly.
Quigma was also inspired and was about to take off his pants and lift his weapon for Thanos, but at this moment, a huge space warship descended from the sky.
The warship's artillery began to accumulate energy, and a powerful energy cannon had locked on everyone below.
"Ebony throat?" Lango couldn't help frowning when he saw the figure on the battleship console.
He thought that the Obsidian Five Generals had escaped, but he didn't expect that Ebony was quite loyal and found an undestroyed warship to rescue the scene at a critical moment.
Seeing that the energy cannon was about to be launched, Lango raised his hand to destroy it. However, at this time, people on the battlefield were faster than him.
boom--!
The energy cannon was bombarded, but was intercepted by a group of yellow figures halfway through.
The little yellow people used their bodies to block the firing direction of the energy cannon. Although this energy was enough to destroy matter into a molecular state, they were only temporarily flattened their bodies and recovered as before in the blink of an eye.
"This..." Thanos' eyes widened in shock, "What the hell is this?"
(This chapter ends)