Chapter 342 I’m going to snap my fingers now! (Daily)
“Everybody~Rockyourbody~”
“Everybody~Rockyourbody~”
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"Backstreet'sBack~alright!!!"
Kama Taj.
The noisy rock music and the sound of a group of people crying and howling almost filled the mage holy land.
In the yard, Lango held up a microphone and used the karaoke device transformed from the reality gem to torture Strange, who was meditating in the dormitory.
Beside him was Teddy, who had been separated for a month, and Thor, who had come to join in the fun with him.
Of course, in order to gather the number of members of the Backstreet Boy, Captain America and Loki were also forced to hold a microphone and roar with their necks.
"It seems useless.
After singing the song, Teddy was still a little impressed. Seeing that Strange's door was still in a tight fit, she suggested that she have a few more noisy raps.
Of course, as a great man who devotes his whole heart to the black field of Knights, he naturally sings not black rap.
After a while, a song "Withoutme" that was transformed by him was freshly released, with the noise facing Strange's window.
Lango lost interest and used his infinite gloves to play with the three infinite gloves in his palm.
Purple - Power Gem: Grants infinite power, can control almost all abilities born in the universe, and can even greatly enhance the power of other gems.
Red - Reality Gem: Manipulates all possible reality, changes the essence of things from a micro perspective, and ignores any science.
The last one was the orange soul gem he had just gotten from the Red Skull not long ago.
Although the methods may be a bit disgraceful, I still have this gem that can create and erase other people's souls, distort the cosmic racial identity, and call for manipulating the undead.
It is worth mentioning that this gem can be said to be the most special existence of all Infinity gems.
It has a sense of self!
This was also discovered when Lango was chasing this guy. Judging from some characteristics at that time, this thing was not only conscious, but also had a low IQ!
Fortunately, having Infinity Gloves is like a god. Let this little guy escape. As long as he is caught by Infinity Gloves, he will immediately become docile and obedient.
At this time, it was rolling in Lango's palm, rubbing the metal surface of the Infinity Gloves with its sharp edges from time to time, like a baby returning to the mother's arms.
"It's just three"
Lango was a little proud and proud. He was probably the fastest human to collect six Infinity Stones and Infinity Gloves ever.
Putting aside these three, the other three, the soul gems are on Fantasy's head. Now, tens of thousands of kilometers away from New York, far away from here, Tony is performing a gem stripping operation on Fantasy's world.
Originally, Lango just wanted to borrow it for a day or two before finally returning the soul gem to the Fantasy World.
But this guy seemed to be determined to become a real human without the help of the gems. He entrusted Tony to help him with surgery and completely stripped off the gems of the soul.
And once the operation is successful, Lango will go and take it away.
As for the space gem, it has been preserved in Asgard, and according to Thor, it is very likely that Loki will hide it on him. This is also the reason why Loki stayed in Kama Taj at this time.
Of course, there is the last time gem that is the most bizarre and powerful in Lango's opinion.
"Bang--!"
"Fake! You guys are really too much! Lango you"
The dormitory door was slapped open, and Strange stared at a large group of people and animals in the yard with an angry face.
Then, without waiting for Lango to speak, he said angrily: "Mage Gu Yi told me more than once before his lifetime that the Eye of Ago Motorcycle is a treasure that the Supreme Master will protect for life, so I handed him over to If you are lost, how can I explain to all the mages of Kama Taj?! ”
Lango was not angry when he heard this. Since the other party was willing to come out to talk, he was actually giving him a chance to touch him.
"Brother."
Lango smiled helplessly and said, "I just want to use six gems to make a wish. After the promise is over, I won't return it to you. It's unnecessary for you to worry."
"Haha."
Strange glanced at him without speaking, but the contempt in his eyes was about to overflow.
Since Lango returned from the dark dimension, his notoriety has spread to all dimension spaces. A mage like him who needs to recharge the dimension space regularly has long heard of Lango's feat of fraudulent Domaum. The dark dimension had accumulated thousands of years of pure abilities and was deceived by Lango. Domaum was so angry that he inquired about Lango's news and secretly wanted to revenge.
Even the ancestor of black magic could be deceived into this way. If he were the new supreme mage, how could he not worry about borrowing or returning the time gems.
"Oh"
Seeing this, Lango couldn't help but sigh and said bluntly: "Tell me honestly, in my world, there is a group of ancient evil gods suppressing within the planet. There is less than a year, no, less than three months, the other party It will break out of the ground and destroy the world as I know it."
"Although I am sure to deal with them now, there are quite a few of these guys, and if the battlefield is placed on Earth, there will only be more innocent civilians killed or injured. Therefore, I want to collect all six Infinity Gems , promise a wish of all evil gods to die, to save the world."
"I'm not for my own selfish desires! If you don't believe it, you can ask Tony or Thor, they have all been to my world!"
Lango said sincerely, and Strange was a little infected when he saw this, but he still did not believe the other party's words and turned his eyes to Thor not far away.
That guy Tony was not here, and he couldn't ask, but even if he was there, Strange wouldn't ask him. The playboy and Lango had a similar stinky taste, and they were obviously a guy all the way.
But this Prince Asgard looks like a serious man.
As for the result, there is no doubt that when Thor went to play in the world of Lango, he personally went to the bottom of the hut in the forest to experience the breath of the ancient god Klos.
So, the guy patted his chest and promised, "Lango definitely didn't lie. That damn Close gave me even more horrifying than my father. He was definitely an evil god with strength that exceeded that of the God King!"
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Strange was speechless. He looked at Lango's eyes that looked at him, sighed secretly, and raised his hands and recited the spell silently.
Buzz —!
The Ago Motorcycle Eye, which had been worn by him on his neck, opened instantly, and the green light from the time gem suddenly shot out, illuminating the entire courtyard.
"Remember, this is for you to save the world. Don't use it on evil ways. Of course, if you use it, I can't stop you. You just need to remember to return it to me."
Strange looked at the time gem floating in front of him reluctantly, and then pushed it in front of Lango.
Before Lango could take it, the gem had turned into a stream of green light and entered the gap in the Infinity Gloves.
"Don't worry, man, with my ability, I can still do a lot of things I want without gems."
Lango was very satisfied with Strange's attitude. Although this guy has a weird temper and has a sharp personality, he is indeed a complete good person in various senses.
This is also the reason why he did not force him with force. "I have something to be curious about."
Lango looked at the infinite gloves in his hand, then asked jokingly: "I think you must have seen countless timelines with the time gem. In the end, did you see which time line you didn't lend me the gem? Safe and sound? ”
".Hmph."
Strange didn't speak, and then turned around and returned to the room after a proud and cold snorted.
Lango shrugged funny as he looked at his back, and then he turned his eyes to Loki, who was dancing in the middle of the yard with a microphone at a loss.
"Man, what else do you want?"
He raised his chin to Loki, "Hurry it over, it's not something you can hide."
"What?"
This kid seems to want to struggle.
At first he was slightly stunned, then he widened his eyes in discomfort, but then, looking at the people around him looking at his playful expression, Loki had to smile awkwardly, then raised his hand and wiped it behind his waist.
The next second, the universe cube with the space gems stored appeared in his hands.
No mistakes, one song, one content, one in 6, one book, one bar, one reading!
This gem was hidden in the Nordic territory countless years ago by Odin himself, but was then discovered by the Red Skeleton during World War II. Since then, it has been wandering for decades, handled several masters, and finally went around in circles. It was still back to Asgard.
Hulala-
Lango took the Rubik's Cube, squeezed it hard with his five fingers, and the Universe Cube shattered in response to the sound and turned into fragments on the ground.
Like the soul gem just now, as soon as the space gem was free, it couldn't wait to jump to the gem inlay opening left by Infinity Gloves.
With the blue light shining, Lango's words full of anticipation sounded.
"One is missing!"
A few days later, the top floor of Stark Building in New York.
Since Tony resigned from his position as president, he has changed from an office to a scientific research laboratory with the world's most advanced technology.
At this time, Huanshi, who had already stripped the gems, was excitedly observing his new body.
Well, the appearance is actually no different from before, it's just that the forehead is too sunken, it looks like I accidentally ate an elbow on my forehead while chatting with a ball.
However, Vision was extremely satisfied with this body. Although he could not fly and escape from the sky now, could not sense other people's emotional fluctuations, and could not use his forehead to emit energy pulses.
But for Vision, such an ordinary, infinitely close to human body was what he had always dreamed of.
"Do you want to tell this guy that his body is actually made of vibrant gold, and his brain can also connect to the Internet of the world at any time. This is not related to ordinary people, right?"
Teddy whispered beside Lango: "I even suspect that Captain America can't beat him if Vision uses all its strength."
"Why do you care about so many things? Just get the gems!"
Lango interrupted the boy's complaint and shook the six gems on the Infinity Gloves with different lights at him.
At this moment, the mind gem has been completely inlaid on the last gap in the glove!
"Although I may be a bit arrogant, I may be the supreme existence of the universe now."
Lango looked at his jewel-like right hand and suddenly felt a sense of accomplishment after satisfaction.
Even if you snap your fingers now, you can destroy the earth in just one thought, right?
Or. You can do something more meaningful.
At this time, Teddy seemed to see his thoughts, and a smirk appeared on the corner of her mouth.
He leaned close to Lango's ear and didn't know what he said, and at the same time pointed at Tony, who was checking his vision on the operating table and Captain America not far away holding a can of beer, looking at him.
"I remember there is a parallel universe in Marvel comics. Iron Man is a hot hot girl and he also fell in love with Captain America. Do you think you want it?"
"Good idea!"
Lango first looked at the evil-interesting Teddy in shock, then nodded in agreement.
Since Tony and Steve returned from fighting the Land of Nothingness, their relationship has eased a lot, but they were still a little embarrassed when they met. As their friend, they should help this friendship.
Moreover, he really needed to snap his fingers to verify the power of the gloves that had all the gems collected.
Turning his eyes to the bored Captain America, Lango thought about it, and then made a dull snap of his fingers after metal friction in the air!
The next second, it seemed like an invisible force was centered on him, penetrating all around.
Immediately afterwards, something incredible happened.
"Water?!!!"
Tony, who was collecting Vision physical data, suddenly felt a softness behind him, and two snow-like arms poked out from behind and surrounded his waist tightly.
He thought it was Xiao Chili coming, and he habitually stretched out his hand and stroked the thigh of the person behind him.
But the more I touched it, the more I felt something was wrong. He remembered that Pepper was not so erect!
Until he turned his head and looked.
"Who are you?"
Tony questioned the woman in front of him who was tall, charming, and even showed a heroic spirit between her eyebrows.
If it were the past, he wouldn't mind having a good relationship with the other party, but now he is engaged and will have long since been disappointed and no longer be a playboy.
"Wait. You. Why are you wearing Steve's Patriot Short Sleeve!"
Tony wanted to say something else, but the other party rushed over, his lips kept pressing on his face, unable to push it away.
"Hahaha"
Lango and Teddy suddenly remembered the hilarious and at a loss. Seeing Tony's embarrassing and at a loss, the two of them laughed and explained angrily: "Don't resist Tony, this woman is what you are thinking about. , Steve, who has been jealous for him for several days, why, are you not used to becoming a woman? ”
"Yes, we used Infinite Gloves to turn Steve into a woman, and made him fall in love with you hopelessly. You just honestly obey her. Anyway, I don't think you're too resistant. .”
"You two."
After hearing this, Tony suddenly felt chills. He screamed in horror, then pointed at Lango and Teddy and was about to curse, but before he could curse a few words, a portal had been opened by Lango.
"Man, I'll enjoy your two-person world these days when I'm not here."
Lango waved at Tony, then quickly escaped into the portal with Teddy in his arms!
Seeing this, Tony wanted to catch up, but one big hand had already grabbed his neck hard, and the other hand had already begun to untie his belt
"Don't do this, Steve, Steve"
Tony broke free several times, but the other party's hand was still motionless. He could only roar to the sky in pain: "Fak Squid! Lango!!!"
(This chapter ends)