Chapter 344 Gloria who strengthens daily life at home
After still not responding after hundreds of consecutive snaps of his fingers, Lango completely gave up.
In the past half hour, he had at least hundreds of wishes, including the big ones saving the world and destroying the ancient gods, and the small ones were even more.
For example, give Tedian two hangings, remove wrinkles on Gloria's buttocks, tighten Clare's Y part, create body for the Earth-Binding Spirit who has been a maid at home for many years, and add more than ten more agent K Yearly life span, allowing invisible people to freely choose the time period for their body to be invisible
But as everyone stared at the expectation, there was no change in the end.
"Oh"
After being furious, Lango finally sighed helplessly - accepting his fate.
Instead, in order to vent his anger, he pointed his finger at the gloating Teddy, "Shet! That is to say, you know that this Infinity Stone will fail in another universe, but you still look at me like an idiot. Collect them, right! ”
Lango grabbed Teddy's head, carried him into the air, stared at him and questioned.
However, his angry look could not scare Teddy at all. The boy opened his arms and justified himself and said, "Believe me, I forgot the limit of Infinite Stone at first, until you open the portal, I see It was only when Thanos had the infinite gloves that he remembered this thing, really! ”
If anyone else might be deceived by Teddy's words, who is Korango? He grew up with this little bastard since he was a child and knows the bad taste of this guy, so his hand holding his head was not loose. Turn on, and it becomes more and more forceful.
Teddy felt his tight scalp, and at the mercy of nowhere he could only say truthfully: "Okay, OKOK, I knew that Infinity Stones had no effect in other universes, but so what?"
"Water?! So what does that mean?" Lango said speechlessly: "Do you know how much time I wasted in the Marvel World? Me"
"Waste? Is it really a waste?"
Teddy interrupted Lango and said seriously: "Think carefully, how much have we gained in Tony's universe? Friends who can fight side by side, friendships that can sacrifice their lives for you, high-tech weapons, etc., you even Come back with a pair of armor and an axe! Isn't that enough? Waste? Man, if Tony and the others hear you use this word to describe the time with them, they will be sad."
< br>
"Uh, I don't mean that."
Langor was speechless and glared at Teddy in discomfort. The boy knew that the waste he was talking about was not referring to the days he had spent with Tony and Thor, but he had to say it out and mock him, but he still Release the hand holding Teddy.
"Okay, at least one thing you're right."
Lango nodded in agreement, "I have gained several precious friendships, which cannot be considered a waste."
"Look, then I'm not doing anything wrong."
Teddy raised her eyebrows proudly and said, "The purpose is just an additional product. What is important is what we have seen along the way and what we have encountered. This is the most important thing in an adventure, right?"
He looked up and down at Lango and joked, "I think you are actually quite happy with it. You seem to enjoy the feeling of pretending to be a big brother in front of those classic movie characters."
"Fake, what is pretending? I was their elder brother, and I was your elder brother."
Lango waved his hand, and although his face was full of disdain, Teddy did speak out his heart.
Now he is no longer the novice exorcist who needed to use holy water to open the way when he first returned to North America a few years ago.
After the system summoned more than a dozen times, his strength has increased to an extremely terrifying level. In Thor's words, his strength is now infinitely close to the peak of the Heavenly Father's level.
Like Thor's father Odin, who was holding the Eternal Gun and holding the Rainbow Bridge, might be similar to the current Lango.
In other words, when he fully stimulated all his energy and weapons, Lango already had the ability to destroy an entire planet.
Of course, this is what Thor observed when he watched himself fighting Thanos.
In fact, Lango himself has no confidence in breaking the star with one punch. After all, it must be astronomical and digital nuclear explosion power, and he still hasn't had the chance to try it.
But no matter what, with his strength, he will pick out any of the ancient evil gods below him alone. Lango has the confidence to hammer the other party and then turn them into nutrients in the system.
As if he saw his thoughts, Teddy smiled and said, "I'm right, man. In fact, the gains we have taken risks along the way should be enough to deal with some bullshit evil gods. Don't put too much pressure on yourself. Your strength is growing too fast, and you want to find something to show off and just make a fuss."
"Fuck, I don't want the environment and world I am familiar with to be destroyed by a bunch of inexplicable villains."
Lango snorted lightly, then said with some sorrow, "I'm not worried that I can't deal with those evil gods, but you know my fighting style. If I really fight, I might not be sure that the entire earth will turn into ruins, and then it will be everywhere. It's all nuclear radiation, and it's directly entering the wasteland era."
Hearing what he was worried about, the others around him frowned.
Especially for leaders of government agencies like Quigma and Lao K, if they make their decision, of course, they can snap their fingers and kill those evil gods silently, or put the battlefield in space, if they are on Earth If there is a big fuss, I am afraid that in a few days, all governments will turn into empty airs.
At this moment, seeing them all with constipated faces, Teddy said in confusion: "Lango, have you learned some mirror-dimensional spell from that Strange? Then find a reason to do so. They gathered together and then locked them all in that space. Wouldn’t it be enough to take them all in one go!”
"."
Lango was stunned, then glanced at the boy in surprise. If Teddy didn't say anything, he would have forgotten that he could mirror the dimension.
But
After thinking for a while, he shook his head, not optimistic about what Teddy said, and directly used the mirror dimension to fight the evil god bloodily.
The last time Strange used this move, he just gently pinched a small nuclear explosion and smashed the mirror dimension opened by this contemporary supreme mage.
When he fights the evil gods, the power and scene will only be greater. He really doesn't have the confidence to be able to fight these enemies with more strength than the God King level and can still be distracted to use a lot of power to maintain the mirror dimension when fighting with double-digit enemies. Not destroyed.
But this is indeed a solution.
"Forget it, I haven't watched the Eastern movie. There must be a road before the car arrives at the mountain." Lango raised his head and looked at the night sky full of stars, then shrugged and smiled at the big guy.
"Yes, those guys will have to wait a few more months to come out." Old Qiao's fingers in the wheelchair for a long time but couldn't figure out the exact date, but the next words were full of humanity.
He patted his chest heavily, then pulled Quigma beside him, and sincerely promised: "But don't worry, Lango, no matter how difficult you face in the future, our two uncles will always do their best in the future. Support you with all your strength! ”
"Just be behind. If Uncle Kui wants to let him stay ahead. Hahaha"
Lango teased casually, then turned his eyes to others, without exception, even the Hellboy, who had not had much deep friendship with him, bit the cigar and raised his chin at him.
The meaning is self-evident, and everyone clearly showed that they wanted to fight side by side with him.
"Since that's the case, what else can I worry about?"
Lango smiled indifferently and threw the infinite gloves in his hand high into the sky!
"Release the grill! Get the steak! It's time for the barbecue party!"
————————
Late at night, after the carnival, it was already early in the morning and the guests were almost gone.
"Lango, listen to me, listen to me! I really like your party, but unfortunately there are fewer exciting things, such as some white. Well, you know, anyway, with ours The body strength is no different from smoking. "
"Fake, I am a law-abiding citizen. If you dare to do that in my house next time, I will break the corner on your head!"
"."
Lango sent out the five-mist-in-law Hellboy who had already drunk out of the house and kicked him hard on the butt.
With his wife and Abel there, there is no need to worry about this big guy going out to drink too much.
"White powder on horseback"
Lango smiled speechlessly, not knowing whether the Hellboy was tortured by his pregnant wife, but he even started to taste the hallucinating things.
But this guy said just now, quite right. With his physical strength that is more than ten thousand times that of ordinary people, let alone K powder, I'm afraid it's just to mix the powder into noodles, roll it into noodles and eat it three times a day, one in a row In the past year, he could not do any harm to his body. Back in the house, Megan was carrying a broom and a trash can and slowly cleaning up the mess all over the ground, followed by two earth-bound spirit maids.
Speaking of this, when I moved into the murder house, the gang of earth-binding spirits that had killed many innocent people in the basement were almost all hammered to ashes after being squeezed dry by Lango.
Now, there are only two pretty good-looking female tyrants left. Because they are honest and obedient, and have also secretly pestered Langoso for several times, they have obtained a long-term meal ticket and can stay at home forever. .
Lango thought he was good to them, and even made a wish with Infinity Gloves to allow them to regain their bodies, but unfortunately, Infinity Stone is purely a decoration in his universe.
At this time, seeing him come back after sending the guests, the two maids secretly glanced at the upstairs and saw that the door was closed, and they all showed charming smiles.
They no longer cleaned up their hygiene, shaking the white thighs under the servant's skirt, pulling Lango's shoulders from left to right, and pressing their bodies tightly against him, holding their heads as if they were picking them. .
"Go and go, go there."
Lango was upset and was about to send them away, but when he saw the aggrieved and sad expressions of the two women, he couldn't help but explain helplessly: "If I still have enough in a few days, I'll give it to you again, OK?" br>
After receiving his promise, the two maids became happy again, and they hummed a little song and started to clean up the house.
Looking at their beautiful appearance and the curves of the man's blood, Lango scratched his head strangely.
No mistakes, one song, one content, one in 6, one book, one bar, one reading!
He suddenly discovered something worth paying attention to.
It seems that since his strength has become stronger, his little things between men and women have become less enthusiastic about them than before.
He still remembered that when he first moved into the murder house, he hugged all the beautiful female earth-Bian Ling in the house in a few days.
At night, the museum is working in the night shift, and during the day, Wei Kun stays in the bedroom one by one.
It’s the same with other worlds. In the Black Robe World, I also had a chance to go wild in the park with Starlight at night, not to mention Marvel.
On the contrary, when the strength soared to a certain level, I began to lose some thoughts in that aspect, at most I just talk a few words, but I was too lazy to put it into action.
"Fak, this won't work."
Lango smashed his mouth a few times in a terrifying way. Since he had Yumi, his life goal is to go to different worlds, communicate with various women, and satisfy his philatelic cravings.
Now, I have just gone anywhere, and I have become a little pure and have no desires.
call out--!
At this point, Lango directly increased his speed as fast as possible, and his figure disappeared from the hall without a trace.
In the bedroom, after washing, Gloria specially put on light makeup. Before she could take a look at the low-cut tight leather jacket she had just bought in the mirror, she suddenly got picked up!
"What are you doing so anxious?" She turned her head in a hurry, and when she saw the visitor, she immediately twisted her body dissatisfiedly.
"You can't be anxious. If you continue like this, you will almost become a monk."
Lango raised his hand and pinched Gloria's neck from behind, turned her body over, facing herself, and then pressed against the wall.
Bang bang bang——
"Fake?! Be gentle, do you want to kill me!"
Before Lango could fuck her a few times, Gloria screamed in pain.
He looked up and saw that after several collisions, several spider-web-like gaps had cracked.
"Sheit, I almost forgot that you are an ordinary person."
"Hmph"
When he heard this, Gloria, who was already in high spirits, snorted angrily and tried hard to push Lango away.
It would be fine if this guy was messing around outside, but when he got home, he just said these things that made her sad.
For a moment, Gloria was filled with resentment.
She glanced at Lango in front of her. If it were when she was in love before, Lango had already thought of a way to coax herself, but now.
The next second, Gloria opened her mouth wide in disbelief.
Rango suddenly squatted down, reached into his pocket and touched him, not knowing what he was looking for.
"Is it a marriage proposal?"
This thought suddenly flashed through Gloria's mind, and her eyes became rosy.
Unexpectedly, this playboy is really going to get married for her, but what should Mevis and Clare do?
Gloria suddenly became entangled. On the one hand, she was secretly proud of her position in Lango's heart, and on the other hand, she was contradictory and did not want to see Mevis and the others sad.
"Uh"
After a long time of struggling, Gloria seemed to have made up her mind and said seriously: "Lango, don't tell me what I want to propose."
"Proposal? What kind of proposal? Are you going to propose to me?" Lango looked confused.
"You" Gloria said anxiously: "Why are you squatting down if you proposed?"
"I'll take out the things, wait, keep them in your pocket for a few days, don't die." Lango stretched out into his pocket and snatched it several times, and finally took out what he wanted.
Three caterpillars and a mouse that has been crushed
"Fake, it seems that when they were fighting with Thanos, they accidentally crushed her to death." Lango looked at Proxima Centauri, who had turned into a rat, and shook her head unfortunately.
Fortunately, the three caterpillars were still jumping around lively. Lango immediately handed them to Gloria and smiled happily, "This is the gift I brought to you."
Gloria looked at the caterpillar that was covered with barbs in front of her, which was much thicker than an ordinary person's fingers. After hesitating for a moment, she asked tentatively: "Are you a pet?"
"Hehe, they are much better than pets."
Lango removed the control of the deformed ray, and the three caterpillars flashed with golden light and directly condensed into a dark golden spear.
It is the magic gun that can divide three death rays into pieces!
According to Lango's observation, this magic gun contains a cosmic divine power. If you hold it frequently, it can maximize the physical strength of the user.
Although it is not as magical as the sword of the Death Blade, it can hold the soul and live forever, increasing the lifespan of the user is absolutely no problem.
After hearing his explanation, Gloria's eyes lit up and she held her hand expectantly.
Buzz —!
A violent wave of air spread out instantly, overturning all the debris in the bedroom!
Gloria, holding a spear, slowly floated into the air.
She looked at the golden spear in her hand in shock. Although she didn't know why, she could feel a stream of inexplicable energy coming from the gun body to her body. It felt like she was steaming a sauna, and she was all over her body All the pores opened slightly comfortably.
"How is it, how do you feel?"
Seeing her satisfied look, Lango couldn't help asking curiously.
However, Gloria did not answer his words. The woman smirked a smirk on the corner of her mouth and sat directly on Lango's face in the air!
"It feels like I want to ride your face like a horse."
"."
(This chapter ends)