Chapter 273 The gentleman stayed away from the kitchen
"I'll eat? I'm here to accept you~"
Before dinner, Bai Liang, who seemed to be bored after taking a shower, was bullying the Mushroom House Dog.
Xiao H and Xiao O, who were poked by him, looked at the rice bowl that was being taken away by Bai Liang, looking at it.
Dogs are good, but people are bad.
Fortunately, there is also someone who is kind-hearted and kind-hearted, and Sister Zhao helps them to be fair.
Sister Xiao Zhao also took a shower, it was fragrant~
The hair that had been tied up before due to transplanting rice seedlings was put down again, and the smell of a heroine on her body became more and more popular. Heavy.
But this sense of oppression is equivalent to none for Bai Liang.
In his place, Sister Xiao Zhao has not changed much.
The posture of his lesson was not changed. He still put his hands on his hips and opened his mouth as soon as he opened his mouth: "How old are you? You still bully the puppy?" "It's unfair to be accused by Master Qing Tang. ~”
Bai Liang said with an innocent look that he was just talking loudly. He actually wanted to help the dogs add some extra meal.
When I was fishing today, the dogs actually helped me, and I helped me with it for a while, so I was cheering up.
If you don’t have any credit, you will have hard work, so you will naturally have a portion of them as you eat fish.
The chocolate and meat have been eaten on the other side. "Can they eat fish?" "My grandma raises a puppy, which is what dog she eats, and she raises it very well." After the dogs had a meal, Bai Liang went to the kitchen to see Teacher Huang who was still working hard to cook.
Then I saw the other party pouring rice wine into the pot of Buddha jumping over the wall in Kuku.
One bottle is not enough, another bottle!
Finally cover the lid and feel satisfied.
Bai Liang's eyelids twitched~
Oh by the way, Teacher Huang likes to add rice wine to stew things, and even adds this to the "lethal dose". The culprit is actually Chen Chi. This guy Chi.
It was him who fooled Teacher Huang to do this.
This also shows that our Huang Xiaochu’s cooking skills are actually just a relatively ordinary home cooking level.
Otherwise, Chen Chichi dared to say it, he would really dare to listen.
What a chef, can he be commanded by an outsider?
Because of Lin and Xin's relationship, Bai Liang and Chen Chichi are quite friendly. They have drunk several times and played twice.
So I know this guy is just a slut!
Lin and Xin used to drink with him and a host named Zhu Zhen. They were neighbors in the same community.
These people were so drunk that they didn't dare to answer the phone.
Later, there was no way. Once, I simply asked Bai Liang to help him "teach a lesson" for these goods.
After all, Bai Liang had the record of drinking Wu Jing, a wine man who dared to blow a whole bottle of white wine, into the hospital.
The "learning" was of course very smooth, but Bai Liang also saw how much these people love drinking.
So Chen Chichi fooled Teacher Huang to add rice wine into the Buddha's wall to make the food taste better?
This guy just wants to drink!
The case was solved.
Then the question is, can Jing Tian and Sister Xiao Zhao drink withstand this pot of "lethal dose" of rice wine?
You won’t get crazy when you drink too much, right?
Sister Xiao Zhao was still feeling scared when she stood beside her. On the one hand, she suffered a loss when she came to "The Life of Longing for" last year.
She was still a sweet girl at that time, and she foolishly believed that Teacher Huang was really a chef.
At the same time, she had psychological shadows, from the time she bought fake wine and almost fucked herself in the hospital. Something is.
Since that time, she has basically never touched alcohol.
"Sister, why don't I give you food? I'm young and I can withstand it."
"Why are the words you said so strange?"
Sister Xiao Zhao turned pale Bai Liang glanced at him, "I have a good alcohol tolerance, you should care about Tiantian, why don't you give her food to you~"
Bai Liang was puzzled: "Why can't I care about you together?"
< br>"Bah!" Sister Xiao Zhao turned her head and looked into the distance, giving him a handsome back.
Jing Tian would definitely not eat instant noodles. She is now full of the big fish she caught this afternoon.
The girls actually hold grudges, and she still remembers the grudges she slapped in the face!
Eat you!
However, I don't know how she remembered Bai Liang's revenge. I can't eat it for him too~
This kind of little distress will naturally not make Jing Tian confused at this moment .
She is so happy today.
This is the happiest variety show she has recorded.
So, the step back and step back cannot be used.
The place where you should use the step back is on the island in the middle of the lake.
But since they are all islands in the middle of the lake, where can she take steps back?
If you are not careful, you will fall into the lake.
It’s better to enjoy the present and spend these days happily first.
The movie has been going on for so many years, and she can still raise her beauty and beauty. It is not without reason.
"Duck! Add a meal!"
Jing Tian, who had just come out of the shower, saw a duck standing on the wall, and his eyes lit up instantly.
As a result, the only response to her was the chocolate that had just eaten.
I can really understand the chocolate!
After receiving the instruction, this little thing twisted its butt and rushed towards the duck. As a result, the person could fly, and he was stunned.
"Hey hey, Tiantian, that's our colorful lantern, a member of the mushroom house, you can't eat it."
Teacher He quickly stopped Jing Tian from wanting to have extra meals. impulse.
Bai Liang also said a fair word: "It's too late to deal with ducks now, and Teacher Huang is quite tired today."
"Xiaobai, do you also want to eat our colorful lanterns?" Teacher He He suddenly said "dissatisfied".
Bai Liang smiled and said, "Actually, I think the sheep over there are pretty good too~ the little lamb skewers look very cute."
"And there are lambs? I'll go see them Look~” After hearing this, Jing Tian felt that she had new fun.
Teacher He was anxious: "You can't eat lambs~ I don't have to follow me and take a look."
"No, she really plays with these little things for a while and she doesn't want to eat them immediately. Otherwise, why would a gentleman stay away from the kitchen?" Bai Liang said with a smile.
Teacher He was stunned, "Hey, what you said is a bit interesting, then I'm going to take the exam for you."
Bai Liang: Then you'll really get the exam for the exam. .
He has really studied this thing to help control himself from entering the state of "not eating beef".
Looking at Jing Tian, who was lying outside the sheep pen and teasing the lamb, Bai Liang held his chin and said, "A gentleman is a beast. When he sees his life, he cannot bear to see his death; when he hears his voice, he cannot bear to eat. The meat. Therefore, a gentleman stays away from the kitchen."
"So this is what the gentleman is away from the kitchen?" Sister Zhao said in surprise.
"What do you think it means?"
Sister Xiao Zhao was a little embarrassed: "A gentleman doesn't cook and cook"
"In fact, there is nothing wrong with it, it's good for a saint. It’s hard for people to do it.”
"Xiaobai, how come you feel like you see through the world at such a young age? "Teacher He smiled.
Bai Liang blinked and leaned on the railing: "That's not, I'm actively integrating~"
The sun sets, and a layer of golden yellow seems to gradually render the earth.
Just relying gently on the figure beside the railing, it seemed to have an unexpected and out of place.
Although it was a bit rude, Teacher He really thought of the book "Shuangzi's Book" for no reason.
He suddenly understood why in that book, Shuangzi expressed a strange and humble attitude as if she was "serving the gods".
Fortunately, with Jing Tian's shout not far away, he walked back to the world.
"Don't you come and see the lamb?" "Come on~ I'll take a look at my lamb skewers, sprinkle more cumin and less spicy~"
< br>"No, the lamb is very cute."
"Then how about we eat it?"
"Uh"
"You are actually moved, what a terrible woman!"
Jing Tian's eyes suddenly widened, wow, let's turn the tables? ! It was clearly what you suggested!
She chased, he ran away, she couldn't chase~
Looking at this scene, Teacher He couldn't help laughing, and subconsciously glanced at Zhao Liying, his eyes somewhat complicated and eccentric.
However, at this time, Zhao Liying looked at the time, took out the rubber band with her hair tied from her pocket, and started to tie her ponytail. "Yingbao, your hair is not completely dry yet~ What are you doing?" Sister Zhao smiled and her mouth flew towards Bai Liang. "Fry the eggs for this little enemy. He wants to eat two more packs, one for a meal."
Teacher He: Oh, just spoil him~
I've been busy all day in the kitchen Master Huang suddenly wanted to order a takeaway.
No mistakes, one song, one content, one in 6, one book, one bar, one reading!
However, he looked at the two girls who were "breaking into" the kitchen with great enthusiasm, and while frowning, he also had a very bad premonition.
Zhao Liying is fine. She may not be a chef, but there is definitely no problem with cooking instant noodles.
But Miss Jingtian, who took over the job of fried eggs, was a little troublesome.
Her series of operations made Teacher Huang look so hard that his eyes twitched.
No matter whether it was splashing oil everywhere or the messed up eggs, it was like a war in the kitchen.
I don’t know how she did it, and the stove on the horse was black.
However, although Miss Jing Tian was in a hurry at the beginning, she actually fryed two decent eggs in the end.
Anyway, when I brought it with the bowl of noodles cooked by Sister Xiao Zhao, Bai Liang really didn't see anything wrong.
"I'm so awesome!" Jing Tian said like Bai Liang.
"Something is something~ I won't."
"Then you are not as good as me~"
Fried two eggs, but Jing Tian was so proud.
Teacher Huang on the side had a little resentment on his face: she had twelve eggs before she succeeded in this way, and almost ordered the kitchen during that time.
To be honest, at this moment, Huang Xiaochu suddenly felt that our show is called "Longing for Life", and ordering takeout is also good.
Fortunately, he didn't say this, otherwise Bai Liang, who captured the keyword "order takeaway", would have to show him his skills.
He is very good at ordering takeaway.
Teacher Huang: I can see that you all have unique skills.
It was just that he was forced to keep doing all the smell of his father. "It's time to eat!" After Teacher He arranged all the dishes for tonight, he began to call for someone.
We waited for everyone to sit down one after another. "Before eating, I have a question to ask!" Xu Zheng looked serious, which made everyone else feel a little harsh.
Peng Yusing this guy is the most nervous and doesn't know where to put his feet.
But his eyes looked at the food on the table and swallowed.
If Teacher He is a "pica", Peng Yuchang would be really hungry.
When a child grows up, he can really eat anything. "What's wrong?" Teacher Huang was sitting there and gasping. His work intensity was really high today. It was really a waste of life to make that fish. Later, Jing Tian tortured him well. After some more.
"How much rice wine has this Buddha jumped over the wall?"
Hearing this question, Teacher Huang was happy and said proudly: "Let's talk about two pounds less, what's wrong?"
Xu Zheng slapped his forehead, "It's over, I lost."
"What lost? Are you betting with someone?"
If you should say it, Teacher Huang is really good at thinking. No wonder he has a nickname for a magician in "Extreme Challenge".
It's very fast to rotate.
Xu Zheng looked helpless, "Yes~ You stew a Buddha over the wall, why pour so much rice wine?"
"The Buddha must do this when he jumps over the wall!"
"Okay, I'm willing to accept the loss. Peng Peng shampoos our Director Xu later!" Bai Liang clapped his hands and said.
Peng Yu sang: "Ah? Me?"
"Of course it was you, Ip Man, could it be me?"
It was not Peng Yu sang and looked at Xu Zheng. Is there even a piece of hair on the head that needs to be washed?
And he comes to wash? Wouldn't it be too offensive ~
Xu Zheng also understood the performance of the program very well, so he continued: "Use facial cleanser~ That effect is better."
Shaving hair is of course a program after dinner.
Before that, we have to deal with the meal today.
Teacher Huang is still quite accomplished now. No matter whether it is Buddha Jumping over the wall or the big fish, he finally cleaned it up.
At this moment, he sat on the chair with a teacup, smiling as others were holding chopsticks to start eating.
Having said that, it is normal for the chef who cooks has no appetite after being smoked and fired.
But Teacher Huang often doesn't eat it after cooking. Bai Liang always feels that this will become one of the reasons why everyone "attacks" him in the future.
I know it's unpalatable, so I won't touch it myself~
"This fish is amazing!"
I know that even if I block the sound characteristics of this line, I know that Who said it?
Bai Liang, who was pulling the instant noodles, looked at Teacher He, and the other party looked at him, and the two of them smiled.
The only sister Jingtian in the table may be really full of expectations.
She had been sitting there obediently waiting for the meal to start.
"Fish~ I'll eat you!"
"Tiantian was so great today. She caught such a big fish with Xiaobai." Teacher He continued with a smile. Give emotional value.
"Hehe." Jing Tian couldn't wait to enjoy today's "glory and praise".
But after she brought the fish into her mouth, the expression on her face suddenly became strange.
Three points of suspicion, three points of confusion, three points of helplessness, the remaining ninety-one points are all respect for the camera.
I tried hard to swallow, as if I had swallowed something strange. "It's delicious." She said blankly.
What does it feel like?
It seemed as if the big fish that had already been cooked, it was still alive on the plate after it was cooked, and then gave her a big pussy.
Ms. Jingtian today was slapped twice by the same fish!
Twice!
Is this reasonable?
She wanted to call her parents: I was bullied by fish! twice!
Seeing at Buddha jumping over the wall, she felt that she had to drink some soup and smoothly.
(This chapter ends)