Chapter 345 The Bad Guy Alliance? !
Central Garden Avenue, Manhattan Island, New York.
Early in the morning, just as Lango and his friends were still sleeping sounding at home, a sudden gunshot suddenly rang out in a bank just a hundred meters away from the Natural History Museum.
"Yes, yes, I believe your eyes, you are not wrong, I am a wolf, a big bad wolf!"
The werewolf wearing a white suit and holding an automatic rifle stood In the middle of the bank hall, a playful smile hangs on the corner of his mouth. Beside him, a yellow python wearing a straw hat and a man tall was spitting out a letter lazily.
"But this is nothing strange. After all, I always act as a bad guy in fairy tales."
The big bad wolf shrugged, his tone as relaxed as if he was chatting about family matters, "You humans, you just love to judge people by their appearance." . Although I may, maybe, or maybe not as bad as you think, it doesn't matter. I just like to be a bad guy~ right, greedy snake?"
He suddenly patted his head, as if he had remembered something Important things, "Oh, look at my memory, I almost forgot to introduce my old friend. Come on, let me introduce it grandly - Greedy Snake!"
He waved his hand exaggeratedly, as if introducing it A star.
"Yes, he is just a snake, but he is not an ordinary snake. He is a snake that can open any safe, password lock, vault in the world!"
"Believe me, humans, I am the one who has no hands and feet."
"Of course, none of these matters. Do you know what is the most important thing? Today I am still my good brother, Greedy Snake Birthday! ! ”
In the bank hall, there was still a faint smoke and dust on the ceiling. Citizens and bank staff looked at the combination of wolf and snake in amazement, as if they were in a An absurd dream.
"Ah!!!"
"Call the police! Someone robbed the bank!"
"Fake! Are you blind? Is there a wolf robbing the bank!"
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After silence for less than two seconds, panic spread instantly, and the screams of women were heard. The crying sounds of children intertwined and echoed throughout the hall.
"Ah"
The werewolf named Big Bad Wolf shrugged at the greedy snake beside him, "It seems that no humans are celebrating your birthday today, man. But it doesn't matter, After I go back, I call the professor and…”
"Okay OK! Can you stop talking nonsense, man, hurry up and take action! Go outside to pick me up in three seconds!" The greedy snake interrupted him impatiently, and swung his tail and directly pushed the big bad wolf towards him. The door.
Immediately afterwards, its figure flashed and disappeared from its original place.
The big bad wolf smiled slightly at the citizens squatting in the corner, raised his arms and shook his body back!
The next second, the roar of the engine roared like a beast, and an extended car suddenly broke through the glass door and rushed into the bank hall.
In the driver's seat, there was the big bad wolf who was still talking nonstop.
He actually left the bank in an instant, got a car from somewhere, and drove back like lightning.
Not long after, something even more shocking happened.
The disappeared greedy snake appeared again with a howling sound of wind, and its tail was tightly wrapped around a tightly sealed safe.
You know, the bank's safe is stored deep in the vault, and this snake actually cracked the vault's password lock in three seconds and dragged out the largest safe!
"Goodbye to the humans!"
The big bad wolf lowered the car window, blinked at everyone, and a smirk appeared on the corner of his mouth. He stepped on the accelerator and the car was carrying a safe worth tens of millions of dollars, disappearing from everyone's sight.
In the bank hall, citizens and staff looked at each other, their faces filled with disbelief.
"So. We were snatched by a wolf and a snake?"
"To be precise, it should be the big bad wolf and the greedy snake."
" Go and check it out quickly.”
"What to check?"
"Fak! Hurry up and check if there is any animal on the insurance compensation list!"
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It's right there While everyone was still talking in shock, the big bad wolf and the greedy snake had already entered the morning rush hour traffic in Manhattan.
On Garden Avenue, sirens were heard one after another, and NYPD's police cars were chasing each other.
It was the morning rush hour. Although the streets were blocked, the Bad Wolf used his superb driving skills to flexibly shuttle through the traffic, and soon left a large number of police cars behind. "I've seen a lot of racing movies."
The big bad wolf looked at the passers-by drivers waving past the window, and his chatterbox personality couldn't hold it back.
"Death Speed, Fast and Furious, Need for Speed, Car Theft God, Racing Movement."
"But honestly, I can be in the driving skills The only one who beats me may be the Viper sports car named McQueen. I heard that there is a star named Winchester in Long Island who has such a car. I really want to see it if I have the chance."
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"Oh, I almost forgot to say it."
The big bad wolf glanced at the series of red lights in front of him. Instead, he did not slow down, he stepped on the accelerator to the bottom.
Just as soon as the front of the car rushed out of the zebra crossing, the red lights at all intersections turned into green lights!
"Perhaps others rely on driving skills, but I rely on partners!"
Bang—!
A muffled sound suddenly came from the roof of the car, and a spider wearing a black hoodie and carrying a laptop crawled in through the window.
"Hacker! Our team's exclusive hacker, a technical genius, once went in and out of the Pentagon network. But compared to Hacker, we actually like to call her "net girl" more! "
"Stop talking nonsense!"
The hacker patted the big bad wolf's head and said proudly: "I controlled the police system in New York by the way The network destroyed the satellite imaging system and prevented the police helicopter from taking off. "
"Is this the cake takeaway you ordered?! Fark! I've chased you for a long time!"
Outside the car window, a deliveryman wearing a yellow vest riding an electric motorcycle angrily threw the cake into the car. He was so angry that he didn't even ask for a tip, and he slipped away after a sharp turn.
The girl in the net bit the cake with satisfaction, suddenly realized something, and looked at the greedy snake awkwardly: "Uh... Sorry, I almost forgot that today is your birthday. Why don't I go home again? Buy you a new cake?"
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Greedy snake rolled her eyes helplessly, "I hate this birthday, where is the beautiful belly shark?" >
"He's there. He's hell. Where did that big guy go?!"
The big bad wolf looked outside for a long time, but still couldn't see a familiar figure.
At this time, the police car behind him was getting closer and closer, and the harsh sirens seemed to be right in his ears.
"Drive quickly! If you are caught up by these stupid police, we will be laughed at by the professor for the rest of our lives."
"Don't worry, our reinforcements have arrived!" The big bad wolf calmed down. With a smile, he then stepped on the brakes and pulled the handbrake. A beautiful tail swing drifted, and the front of the car was aimed directly at the police car that was chasing closely behind.
"This guy"
The police were stunned for a moment, and before they could order, a huge shadow suddenly appeared in the sky.
Bang—!
An unmanned school bus suddenly fell from the sky and blocked them heavily!
"No need to thank you!"
On the crane, a big shark wearing a work vest and walking with two feet finished speaking, jumped down from a height of 100 meters, rolled on the ground for a few times, opened the car door and got into the big bad wolf's car. inside. "Damn big fat fish, you came slowly than planned!" The net girl couldn't help complaining after seeing him. "Sorry, I saw a good business selling Taco on the way, so I lined up to buy a few copies." As Meitu Shark said, she took out a few copies of Mexican from her pocket. Throw cake to the companions in the car. "Just treat it as a birthday gift for you, a greedy snake." The beautiful shark said casually while chewing the pancake.
"I said, I hate this birthday." The greedy snake responded impatiently, pricking up his ears and listening carefully to the sound of the gears of the safe password lock.
No mistakes, one poem, one post, one content, one in 6, one book, one bar, one read!
However, before he could open the safe, several police cars suddenly appeared in front of him, blocking the intersection and setting up roadblocks. "I'll go down and clean them up!" The beautiful shark was ready to scrub his hands. "No, don't forget that we have another partner." The big bad wolf stopped him confidently and raised his chin forward.
The few people suddenly widened their eyes and saw a police car blocking the intersection suddenly hit a gap!
A little guy with a round body, green skin, and puffer fish rushed out like a missile and directly knocked out the police car blocking the road! "Stop! Don't move!" The police immediately pulled out their pistols, and some even pulled the trigger directly.
Bang bang bang-!
The bullets were shot at the jumping little guy like raindrops.
But a scene that surprised all the policemen: when the bullet hit his body, it disappeared without a trace. But the body of this fat-headed fish is becoming more and more swelling.
Immediately afterwards—
Swish swish swish! ! !
The absorbed bullets suddenly bounced out and flew around like a celestial girl scattered flowers.
However, these bullets seemed to have deliberately avoided everyone and just shot through the tires of the police car.
"Stop playing, piranha! Get in the car! The professor is still waiting for us!" The big bad wolf grabbed the still angry green piranha and threw it back into the car.
The car quickly passed through the gap that was knocked open by the piranha, leaving only five palms with "worship" gestures to the police.
Just as the police felt frustrated, a scream suddenly erupted in the crowd.
In front, countless green bills floated out of the big bad wolf's car, sprinkling on the street like a rain of US dollars. Citizens picked up money one after another, and the whole street fell into riots in an instant.
"Teached hard to rob the bank...but threw away all the money?"
The police looked at each other, completely unaware of what these animal thieves wanted to do.
(Out of the auto-animated movie "Bad League")
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Underground, in an abandoned subway station.
An old elevator that had not been started for a long time actually roared unexpectedly. After a few seconds, the elevator door slowly opened, and a five-person group with the Big Bad Wolf as the core walked out of it with a joke.
"Your trick to disguise yourself as a construction worker is very good, beautiful-bellied shark." "Do you still need to say it? I am the world's first-class disguise master. But we have robbed so much money, why Don't leave any for yourself?"
"With the robbed money, it's the lowest-level thieves. We are the most stylish criminals in the city - no, correct it, We are the vigilantes and the heroes who rob the rich and help the poor! "The big bad wolf explained passionately.
"So that's it~"
The big bad wolf held a piece of cake that was bitten gently and painted his ideal blueprint to his companions, with a satisfied smile on his face after he showed his face as he painted his own blueprint of his ideals to his companions. .
Looking back several months ago, they may not have such a lofty consciousness. But in a failed theft, they were rescued by a guinea pig named Professor Jam. This professor, who is small but extremely intelligent, gradually guides them on a new path.
Today, although they are still bad guys and thieves in the eyes of the world, they have become a group of senior criminals with a unique ideological system and selfless dedication!
Through the dark and damp corridor, and then stepped on several running cockroaches, they came to a rusty iron door. "Professor, we are back! We also bought cakes for the Greedy Snake."
The big bad wolf pushed open the iron door as he said, but the smile and words on his face froze instantly.
Their beloved professor Jam was hung on the ceiling with scars on his face and his eyes were closed, and his life and death were uncertain. "Professor!"
The five people exclaimed in surprise and quickly stepped forward to prepare to loosen their ties for the professor.
But suddenly, a hot and terrifying flame suddenly burst out from the air, burning under their feet, blocking their way.
A row of men in black suits and cold-faced faces slowly emerged from the deep darkness. They were like well-trained soldiers, divided into two rows, standing neatly beside the wall, with hostile His eyes were fixed on the five big bad wolf.
"You came later than I expected, but as a partner for the first time, I can tolerate your lateness." A low and powerful voice sounded.
Then, a tall man wearing sunglasses slowly walked into their sight.
The big bad wolf stopped the piranha who was ready to move and frowned at the guys who suddenly appeared. He glanced at Professor Jam who had no response and asked in a deep voice: "We never cooperate with the outside world. What have you done to Professor Jam?"
"Don't worry, he is still alive, I'm just temporarily His soul was imprisoned."
The man curled a calm smile on his lips, and his tone revealed an unquestionable arrogance, "I heard that you are the top thieves in the world. Can you steal without you? What you get. As long as you can steal something for me, I will not only regain your teacher's freedom, but also give you power beyond imagination! "
The Big Bad Wolf breathed a little relieved when he learned that Professor Jian had not died.
But the soul is imprisoned?
This doesn't sound like something a good person can do.
Feeling the powerful oppression emitted by the men in the suits ahead, the big bad wolf felt a sense of desire to escape. With an impulse, he even began to fantasize about going to Brooklyn to find his distant cousin to support him.
But when he thought that Professor Jian's soul was still in the hands of these villains, he had to suppress this impulse.
He shook his head at the greedy snake and the net girl, and then asked the man, "Who are you going to steal?"
"Lango!"
The man took off his sunglasses and his pupils A strange light flashed in it, and a python with wings appeared and a winged totem appeared. He grinned and smiled excitedly, "What I want you to steal is the home of Lango Winchester, the owner of the murder house in Long Island!"
(End of this chapter)
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