Chapter 305 It seems that the people in my dormitory are not normal. Where are you? "It's not yours, it's not yours today. Today I'm also in the clinical department. I heard that a super handsome guy came. The girls in our class are discussing it, and someone secretly took photos."
"Call me What. "
"Zheng...forgot." "The Department of Industry and Business Administration also has a very good-looking one with special legs."
"Damn, there are so many good-looking people in this class. I would have been reinstated if I had known it."
The senior in the window was muttering, when suddenly a shadow appeared next to him. He turned his head and greeted him: "You are so lying down." trough! ”
The senior was so scared that he moved back and lowered the chair. "Master Taoist?? Have you come to the wrong place??"
The person outside the window said nothing, but just handed something over.
The senior looked at the other party’s admission letter and fell silent.
Zhuda is really an inclusive institution.
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Male sleeping room A.
Lu Yuanqiu stood at the entrance of the dormitory building and waved goodbye to the two senior sisters enthusiastically, and then walked into the door.
Senior sister a: "Does he have a girlfriend? I don't ask for contact information, and I don't tell which class I ask." Senior sister b: "Can we not look good?" br>
Senior sister a: "The truth is like a quick knife... Stop talking, I am a junior, and if I can't find a boyfriend, I have to digest it internally with my roommate."
Lu Yuanqiu entered the door Later, I found that the key to 401 had been taken away, and it seemed that some roommates had arrived in advance.
On the way he came, he asked Zheng Yifeng and the others and learned that their dormitory was 402, and Lu Yuanqiu was not in the same dormitory as them, but the two dormitories were adjacent.
"Fourth Floor..."
At the moment he was going upstairs, he suddenly saw a dark-skinned man in front of him, and it seemed that an uncle in his forties or fifties was walking up with two snakeskin bags. "Uncle, I'll help you." Lu Yuanqiu immediately took two quick steps and took a snakeskin bag from him. "It's okay, child, I can move. You go by yourself, you go by yourself."
The dark-skinned uncle looked up and showed a silly smile to Lu Yuanqiu. His teeth were snow-white, which was a bit different from his skin color.
"Okay, uncle, please wait." Lu Yuanqiu nodded, and just took two steps forward, a loud shout suddenly came from behind: "Stop!"
Lu Yuanqiu was shocked and turned around quickly. Still that uncle.
The uncle put down the snakeskin bag and walked towards Lu Yuanqiu with a serious expression. He stretched out his hands towards Lu Yuanqiu's neck. Just when Lu Yuanqiu thought he was going to be strangled to death by the other party in the corridor, the uncle was just a matter of He placed his rough hands on Lu Yuanqiu's collar.
Lu Yuanqiu lowered his head and found that the uncle had buttoned his collar to the third button on the second hole and then back to the third hole.
After finishing, the uncle raised his head and let out a ecstasy sound of "Ah~".
"Uncle, did you scream comfortably just now?"
"I didn't."
"You obviously called, I heard it, you just screamed." br>
Lu Yuanqiu raised his head as he was. "You kid, no, just no." The uncle sneered, bent down and picked up two snakeskin bags to continue walking up.
Who is this parent? It's quite interesting... Lu Yuanqiu smiled and muttered in his heart.
But when Lu Yuanqiu went to the fourth floor and found that the uncle also came to the fourth floor, he unexpectedly said, "Uncle, you won't go to 401 too, right?"
"Yes? So are you?"
"Yes, yes, yes, what a coincidence, why didn't your child come? What is his business card in the class group?"
The uncle responded with a silly smile: "Business card means that the family has three treasures."
When Lu Yuanqiu thought of the person who wanted to build a scrap station in the school, he immediately understood that he and this "three treasures in the family" were roommates. "Where are others?" "I am." In the corridor, Lu Yuanqiu's silence was deafening. He looked at the uncle in front of him again. He was short and concise and dark-skinned. He looked like a farmer who often went to the fields in the countryside. However, his teeth were extremely white, simple and honest, and he looked honest and scheming. Although the clothes he wore were covered by The hair was gray and discolored, but it was very clean and tidy, and...extremely symmetrical.
"Are you Gui Geng this year?"
"36 years old."
Seeing Lu Yuanqiu's pupils as if they were earthquakes, "There are three treasures in the family" smiled at him and stretched out his hands: "Hello, dear roommate, , I am a high school graduate of the 1993rd class. After repeating the school 17 times, I finally reached the beloved Zhudao I had always dreamed of."
Lu Yuanqiu was stunned for a long time.
He didn't understand, but respected him, so he smiled dryly and shook hands with the other party: "Hello, you are so...persist!"
"Oh."
The uncle smiled brightly, and suddenly his smile froze. He reached out to hold Lu Yuanqiu's crooked collar, and then instinctively let out a comfortable "Ah~", and then he continued to laugh like he was amnesia. He said, "Where are you, you have won the prize."
Lu Yuanqiu's expression was solemn: "Uncle, you just screamed comfortably."
"No, I'm just talking nonsense, you kid."
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No mistakes, one poem, one post, one content, one in 6, one book, one bar, one read!
Lu Yuanqiu: "..." He wiped his head uneasy. He thought it was nonsense enough to be reborn and study hard to take the college entrance examination. Now he found...
There are even more outrageous.
And what's wrong with this uncle's indirect amnesia + obsessive-compulsive disorder?
While clearly screaming comfortably, he still insisted that he didn't shout.
"...Let's go to the dormitory?"
"Okay, okay, I'm finally going to college. I'm so happy."
The short and concise uncle walked towards the 401 dormitory with two snakeskin bags.
Lu Yuanqiu followed behind with some doubts about life.
When he passed by dormitory 402, he stretched his head and looked in. The beds of the four of them were tidied up, but there was no one inside, so he probably went out to buy things.
Lu Yuanqiu walked into 401 with his bag on his back.
As soon as he entered the door, a pungent smell of musty came towards him. Lu Yuanqiu stood at the door and saw a man wearing short-sleeved shorts and flip-flops sitting on the No. 1 bed of 401.
He has a burly figure, but his hair is very messy, and his clothes are not only messy but also dirty. The man is sitting on a chair with his legs shaking and playing games. His legs are very long. When he suddenly sees it, he thinks it is Wearing black stockings. "Oh! Someone is finally here!" The sloppy man turned his head and quickly said to his game teammate in surprise: "My roommate is here, let's get off first."
< br>"Hello, I am your senior Finger! The first time I met! Are you surprised? Isn't you surprised?"
The sloppy man turned around and stood up. He pulled away his messy length Fa shouted with a smile to Lu Yuanqiu.
The stubble on his face was very long, but the first impression he left on Lu Yuanqiu was: sloppy + long body hair.
Lu Yuanqiu did not rush to respond. He silently turned his head to look at the uncle in front of him. His eyes were staring at "Finger", and his right hand beside him was trembling uncontrollably.
"Finger" smiled and walked over to shake hands with Lu Yuanqiu: "My name is Song Fenfang, which looks a bit like a girl's name. Hahaha, don't mind! Don't mind!"
Listen With his rough smile, Lu Yuanqiu thought to himself that your name is Song Fenfang, and his body is not fragrant at all... He responded with a dry smile: "Hello, hello, my name is Lu Yuanqiu, I am Yi Ye Zhiqiu in the group."
"Finger" laughed again, very cheerful. He turned around and shook hands with the uncle: "Hello uncle, please send Lu Yuanqiu over here in person. Don't worry, I'll help him with the next thing. …”
After Finger finished speaking, he didn't hear the uncle's response. The dark-skinned uncle immediately pointed at the stool and shouted loudly: "You, sit back!"
Finger raised his legs in fear and turned around silently. He stepped back and sat back on the stool: "What, what's wrong?"
The uncle ignored him, squatted down quickly, put his bag on the ground. He first took out a white medical mask for himself to wear. Then take out some items such as brushes, shavers, steel wiping balls, dishwashing detergent, etc. from the bag. "Uncle, what are you doing?" Finger wanted to sit up, but the uncle pressed him down again.
The uncle shouted loudly: "Don't talk!"
Lu Yuanqiu stood at the door and stared at the scene blankly, quickly lowered his head and sent a message to Bai Qingxia: "It seems that the people in my dormitory are not normal, where are you?"
As soon as he finished sending the message, he Hearing the movement behind him, Lu Yuanqiu turned around, took a deep breath, retreated suddenly, and then took an Ip Man-style defensive posture.
The man was wearing a yellow Taoist robe and a square hat with a yin and yang fish on his head. He was dragging his suitcase into the door at this moment.
"True Ling Xu?! You are a Taoist priest, I'm a chastity!"
Not to mention water, there are a lot of new roles in the new school and need a lot of writing to describe it, otherwise The subsequent content will be very depressed...
(This chapter ends)