Chapter 851 Zhu Tong Guan Sheng, pay homage to Guan Yu! [Please give me a monthly ticket]
Although the pig farm in Qilin Village has implemented large-scale breeding, it is not modern enough and has a strong smell. Especially in the pigpen, manure water gathers into a small pond. Song Jiang and Wu Yong, lying in this pool.
The old man frowned when he came in and asked Tang Huai, who was in charge of guarding, Zhang Xian: "Why did you lock people up here?"
Tang Huai curled his lips :
"When they were escorting back to the village, these two people kept scolding us. They told them that Uncle Liu came to save the people. They began to scold Uncle Liu as a traitor who was a rioter who caused trouble to the Song Dynasty." When Lao Guan heard this, Wave his hand: "One person pours them a scoop of feces."
The three brothers Liu, Guan and Zhang are very interesting. I scold me. I don't care, but you want to scold the other two, three No matter who your brother is, he will immediately fall into a state of rampage.
Outside the pigpen, Ruan Xiaoqi and Tao Zongwang, two leaders from Liangshan who came out, stood together, wanting to hear what profound remarks Song Jiang could make in front of Mr. Guan Er.
Gongsun Sheng walked over with his sword on his back, looked at the two of them and asked: "Why don't you go in? Are you afraid that Song Jiang will be soft-hearted when he is tortured?"
Ruan Xiaoqi shook his head: "No, I'm worried that he would shout "Brother" and I would have to retching for half a month... Is Master Gongsun coming to say goodbye to him?"
Gongsun Sheng waved the dust in his hand casually :
"I'm not familiar with Song Jiang, it doesn't matter if he dies. I'm just here to cleanse the pigpen... It's too dirty and affects the growth of pigs, especially the two stinky brats Tang Huai and Zhang Xian. Bringing people to the pigpen may cause much psychological harm to the little fat pigs. "
When the Seven Stars Gathering Yi Ji Ji Ji, Gongsun Sheng, became sworn brothers with Chao Gai and San Ruan, and later Song Jiang When they went to Liangshan, Gongsun Sheng left and went home to support his mother. The relationship was not that close.
Especially after joining Qilin Village and meeting Liu Bei, Song Jiang's clumsy way of winning over the people made Gongsun Sheng more and more disgusted the more he thought about it.
The pigpen in Qilin Village is a standard layout for modern breeding. It is a 100-meter-long vaulted building with two rows of pigpens inside. One side of the pigpen has drainage ditches and vents.
When the nearby well is well done, you can rinse it every day, and there is no need to use spells to purify it.
Gongsun Sheng found out where Song Jiang and Wu Yong were located outside, and pinched a breeze curse, merged the smells of several nearby pig houses together, and then concentrated them into the pigpen where Song Jiang was imprisoned.
A person with a smelly mouth should be like he has gone home when he smells this smell.
After working for a while, Gongsun Sheng asked Xiaoqi: "How are the casualties of the leaders of Liangshan?"
Xiaoqi said:
"Most of them are dead, especially those evil demons who have done all the bad things. They are not very capable and call them brother when they encounter danger. As a result, they are shot by the arrow set by Taoist Xie... How many of them are so capable are they? He died, but he inhaled a lot of Principal Fan's poisonous fog and coughed constantly. Zhang Heng, the ship Huoer who was robbing merchants on the Xunyang River, shattered his lungs and died very miserably. "
San Ruan didn't have much affection for the people in Xunyangjiang.
Especially in the last row, Li Jun is higher than Ruan Xiaoer, Zhang Heng is higher than Ruan Xiao5, and Zhang Shun is higher than Ruan Xiaoqi... This is obviously Song Jiang is playing with power and using his own direct line to crush him... The one who suppressed Chao Gai.
Tao Zongwang took out a list from his arms and handed it over. It was full of the list of Liangshan leaders. Most of them had been killed last night, but some were captured.
Gongsun Sheng took the list and looked at it in confusion:
"When did Xiao Yang Yuji Pang Wanchun go to Liangshan?"
" Guan Erye analyzed that it should be arranged by Xuannv. He probably wanted to use Fang La to gather 108 generals, but was later If you call the matter to stop, the matter will be left unresolved."
Gongsun Sheng nodded and understood.
He saw Yang Yuji's name drawing a circle and asked again: "The cross is dead. What does it mean to draw a circle? Are you injured?"
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Tao Zongwang nodded: "Someone squatted behind him and called brother, and an arrow passed under his ribs. If it weren't for his luck, and with Doctor An in the village, he wouldn't be able to hold on this morning. ”
Gongsun Sheng remembered that in the original work, Pang Wanchun was very brave and kept killing others with bows and arrows. Unexpectedly, this time the boat capsized in the gutter... Even masters can get cold arrows. It seems that Liangshan is really at the end of his journey.
In the pigpen, Song Jiang and Wu Yong were filled with a can of feces, and the smell made them vomit.
Zhang Xian asked curiously:
"Hasn't Song Jiang taken the initiative to eat feces and urine in Xunyang? Why are you not adapting to it?"
He said that when Song Jiang wrote a drunken poem, Huang Wenbing reported that he wanted to rebel. In order to escape punishment, Dai Zong It is recommended that Song Jiang pretend to be crazy and eat shit and drink urine.
As a result, I ate shit and drank urine, but I was still not let go. Instead, I was thrown into a death row because of Liangshan's forgery of letters. Dai Zong, who had come up with bad ideas, was also imprisoned and was killed.
Tang Huai lifted Song Jiang and Wu Yong out of the pigpen, poured a bucket of water on each of them to wash away the filth on their bodies, and then he rushed to the gate of the farm and saw the sitting here. Guan Yu.
At the beginning, the two were still very tough, and they acted like they would not kneel down. However, Guan Yu's words made Song Jiang and Wu Yong break the defense in an instant:
"Your backer, Nine Heavens Xuannv, has been executed by our gods."
This is Song Jiang's greatest reliance and the source of motivation to support his actions. It is precisely because of the existence of Nine Heavens Xuannv that he has a kind of overlooking the situation. The feeling of the world.
As a result, such a big backer died silently.
No wonder when the Tianshu Wufeng ignited spontaneously when the attack was launched yesterday evening.
Song Jiang was suddenly discouraged and felt a sense of his faith collapse. Seeing this, Wu Yong quickly knelt down and kowtowed to Lao Guan:
"We are willing to follow the general and plan the world for the general."
Guan Yu smiled as soon as he heard this:
"I understand your abilities. If you are in there, you may be able to plan into one or two. One thing, but it is easier to be ridiculed by the people of the world... Don’t think about surrendering, think about your own way of dying."
Lao Guan came here today just to see the person who is as charming as his elder brother. What's it like? Only after this contact did I realize that when I used the difference between clouds and mud, I already looked up to Song Jiang.
He waved to Tang Huai:
"Prepare for a public trial meeting, the prisoner camp must also be held. Those who are extremely guilty will be executed on the spot, and others will arrange for mining or labor reform... Song Jiang and Wu Yong, as the leader and think tank of Liangshan, took the lead in executing death to avenge the people who were once bullied by Liangshanbo. "
The population of Qilin Village is large and almost caught up with a county. Most of these populations were brought by Ruan Xiaoqi and others along the way when they came to join Liu Bei.
Now that the leader of Liangshan is caught, the people must be happy no matter what, and vent their hatred.
Song Jiang did not forget to show off his brotherly love at this time. He straightened his clothes and bowed to Guan Yu: "The general wants to kill and cut him, Song Jiang has nothing to say, but he still Please let go of my brothers. They were buried with their talents and chose to become bandits after they had no choice. If the general could give them a way out, Song Jiang would be grateful! "
Lao Guan was happy when he heard this: "Do you know who I am? Do you deliberately show off this brotherly love? The three of us have been sworn brothers for many years, but we have never bullied the people, and we have never robbed the food and brought them. The behavior of people beating the people. Zhang Shun beat the people of Qingfeng County has been sentenced to exile for three thousand miles by our Qingfeng County Magistrate. The location is in the northwest desert. "
Aren't you watery? I exiled you to the desert, causing you to die of thirst.
Song Jiang also wanted to defend himself: "We are just in a hurry to follow the power of things. How can we... how can we..."
He couldn't speak, and he felt that he had just taught some unruly people who did not pay food to the government army. How could he be exiled for three thousand miles? Even the serious crime of murder is not like this, right?
Lao Guan said: "You have never seen the people. You just want to do everything possible to get rid of the identity of a clerk, to seek an official position, and to shine your ancestors... You think you can be an official by becoming an official... To seek welfare for the people, but when it comes to that point, in order to please the court, you will exploit the people more than corrupt officials. You will even use [Climb to a higher position to seek welfare for the people] to deceive yourself. You are a complete, A villain with a performance personality."
Song Jiang sat on the ground without saying anything.
Wu Yong wanted to say something, but Lao Guan didn't give him this opportunity at all. He waved his hand and asked Tang Huai to tie the two of them back and threw them into the pigpen, and began to prepare for the public trial meeting.
When leaving the farm, Gongsun Sheng walked over: "Master Guan Er, the emperor asked me to ask you when will you leave for Zhending Mansion to attend the throne ceremony?"
Guan Yu caressed his beard Said:
"When I finish the work of Liangshan, talents like Hu Yanzhuo and Pang Wanchun should be given a chance and cannot be beaten to death with one stick. As for those villains who are corrupt and abused and bullying the people, I will He is merciless, Taoist Master Yiqing has no objection, right? "
Gongsun Sheng waved his hand:
"It has nothing to do with me even if I kill."
Liangshan and the imperial court were detained separately. Lao Guan sent instructors to discuss their thoughts with them, held a complaint meeting, and both sides selected some extremely evil soldiers and puppets and The bandit was escorted to the public trial meeting and executed.
As for the leaders of Liangshan such as Song Jiang and Wu Yong, they were also questioned and executed in the condemnation of the people. The storytellers under the name of Qilin Village also promoted the news everywhere, so as not to have Song Jiang's fans in the world.
After doing these, the less-destroying Liangshan bandits and the less-destroying imperial soldiers arranged labor reform, and the more-destroying ones were escorted to Shexian to mine.
Lao Guan asked Gongsun Sheng to strengthen the formation outside Qilin Village and removed the voice-controlled arrows placed by Xie Yingdeng. Just as he was about to go to Zhending Mansion to attend the throne ceremony, he saw two people wearing parrot green robes. The general came to attack the horse, and before he arrived at Qilin Village, he knelt down and kowtowed first. When Gongsun Sheng saw it, he was immediately happy:
"Second Master, you are talking about the incarnation and descendants of Yue World in Water Margin, and you are here to join you."
Lao Guan then realized:
"He Er People are Zhu Tong and Guan Sheng? "
"Yes, the one with a beard is Zhu Tong, and the one with a red face and three beards is Guan Sheng. I have seen them more than once, but because of the Nine Heavens Xuannv He has never been in contact with him, but they have never gone to Liangshan, and they have been close and distant... Now that he can find Qilin Village, it is likely that Xuannv died and no one has interfered with the normal fate of both of them."
When "Water Margin" was written, Guan Yu had become a god, so his appearance and character were inherited by Zhu Tong and Guan Sheng.
Guan Yu came to the front of the two of them by horses. Zhu Tong first knelt down: "Sinner Zhu Tong, pay homage to the second master!"
Guan Sheng gave a great gift, and his whole body was Almost lying on the ground: "Guan Sheng, an unworthy descendant of the Guan family, pay homage to Guan Emperor Saint!"
Guan Yu helped the two of them up and compared them with Zhu Tong with a smile: "I'll give you a box of beard cream tomorrow, so that your beard will be brighter." One wrong poem, one post, one content, one in one 6, one 9, one book, one bar, one read!
When Zhu Tong came, he felt over and over, especially when he heard that Song Jiang was executed, he was worried that he would be retaliated, but the desire for worship in his heart forced him to come and see him. look.
Now that he saw his idol, he was even more short of his beard, and he almost fainted when he was so excited that he almost fainted.
After greeting Zhu Tong, Guan Yu looked at Guan Sheng who was nine feet tall: "This guy is pretty good. How have the Guan family practiced sword skills? While Mr. Zhou is in the village, you can learn from him well. Learn, then follow me, and follow me in the future to pacify the Central Plains, and you can also win the title of wife and son."
Although everyone says that they are relatives from each other, Lao Guan and Guan Sheng are too long, so long that they have already been I don't know how to treat this junior.
When Guan Sheng heard that he could fight with the ancestor, he kowtowed and bowed: "Please don't worry, the Holy Ancestor, I will definitely study hard. If you don't do well, just fight Swear, the more ruthless I beat you, the happier I feel."
Lao Guan smiled and said, "I am better than me. Where are my family members? I received Qilin Village earlier. This is the location of our family members, and everyone's family members are here."
Guan Sheng asked: "Is it too dangerous for all the family members to be together?"
Gongsun Sheng said with a smile:
"The leader Song from Liangshanbo also thought so, and then tens of thousands of troops were captured by us, and he himself was judged justly." Not long after, Water Margin said that the Zhending Mansion of Yue World was carried out. A simple and sensational ceremony.
Simple is because the purpose of the process is to keep everything simple and avoid waste of money as much as possible. As for the sensation, it is because many gods also come to watch the ceremony.
The gods and Buddhas all over the sky appeared one after another, and Yunxiao also blessed Liu Bei on behalf of Li Yu.
As soon as the ceremony of ascension ended, a huge dog paw appeared in the sky, which lowered Liu Bei's body protection energy. Liu Bei could not be assassinated by the gods in the future.
Liu Bei called himself Han. In order to distinguish himself from the Three Kingdoms world, he called himself Ji Han, which was a continuation of the Han Dynasty and also a correction of the Chinese nation.
After the Tang Dynasty, a series of small courts and incompetent courts kept China covered with dust. Now it is time to re-show the Chinese nation's enterprising and decisive side.
Ji Han had just established his country, and his majestic national fortune floated from all directions, while crops around Bianliang began to die on a large scale and reduce production... The country's movements moved, and the originally prosperous Northern Song Dynasty showed signs of destruction.
When the throne ceremony was held here lively, in the real world, Li Yu put all kinds of gifts, medicinal wine, monkey wine, etc. prepared in the trunk, and drove to the capital with Zhou Ruotong to attend the Fujie Gu Ying and Zhang Hao’s wedding.
When leaving, the Empress and Zhang Ping repeatedly told them to pay attention to safety, and also said that they would prepare New Year's goods at home and wait for Zhou Ruotong's family to come to Yinzhou for the New Year.
Li Yu drove down the mountain and got on the highway soon.
Zhou Ruotong on the co-pilot fed him a piece of cantaloupe:
"This is what the little cicada prepared early in the morning. From now on, we will all become people with a lifespan of tens of thousands of years. Will you be in a hurry? "
Li Yu smiled and said: "What's the hurry? Just based on my relationship with Gouzi, as long as I go to the world in the book, there will definitely be a big deal Pile the benefits."
Zhou Ruotong asked: "Aren't you afraid that Brother Dao will give you a big claw that fell from the sky and beat you up?" "It's okay, Yunxiao's Dao defeats it, and then jokes , Gouzi is not a person who is unclear and will not do such things."
At the same time, in the study room of the homestay.
Brother Dao lay on the carpet, with a laptop in front of him with a plan written on it:
[1. When he arrives in the world of books, he will give him enough merits]
[2. Help him become saints and let him have the magical power to restrain all gods]
[3. He beat him hard and let him distinguish the big and small kings】
As he was writing, Diao Chan came over and took a look and asked in a low voice:
"Brother Dao, what you said about him, Who is it? ”
Brother Dao shook his tail, raised his claws and slapped the keyboard a few times, and typed out four words:
[My adopted son]
Diao Chan immediately covered her mouth and laughed: "But my husband thinks so too. You two become a conjugated father and son." Brother Dao thought about it and added another one:
[4. Let him be impotence for a month, and I won’t recover if I don’t ask for it]
As soon as I finished writing, the dog smiled badly, then saved the document, closed the laptop with his head, and walked out of the study happily , I went to the living room downstairs to rub my beautiful legs in my stockings.
After a long journey of hundreds of kilometers, Li Yu and Zhou Ruotong finally drove to the Fifth Ring Road at 1:00 pm.
The two of them were not so rushing at first, but Zhou Bingren called and said that Li Yu was not in the capital, so the old man refused to let the meal start. He scared Li to run at the speed limit all the way, for fear of letting his father-in-law be hungry abdomen.
After coming to the Zhou family courtyard, Li Yu was about to send a gift, and Zhou Bingliang dragged him to the restaurant:
"Eat first, eat first, and don't run away with gifts... Did Xiaoyu bring that wine this time? Don't think too much, I don't need much wine, mainly because of your uncle, now I'm almost glaring at the wine fan. He just stole a small glass."
Li Yu smelled the wine in his second uncle's mouth and felt that his uncle was about to become the robber at home.
But when it comes to wine, Li Yu pointed to Maisha Rui Bentayga outside the door and said: "There is monkey wine in the trunk. Do you want to try it?" >
Zhou Bingliang became interested as soon as he heard this:
"Give me the key, I'll get it."
Zhou Binghou was afraid that his second brother would pick out the gift in advance, so he took the initiative to ask for help. When Zhou Bingshan saw this situation, he felt that if he didn't go, he might have to recite something again. Where is the pot.
In the end, Li Yu went there and brought a bucket of amber wine. After opening it, the rich fruit fragrance floated out, not only attracting the attention of the men, but also the female guests at home. They were all fascinated by the fragrance.
Zhao Peimin pulled Zhou Ruotong and asked in a low voice: "Tongtong, where did this wine come from?"
"The monkey brewed from Huaguo Mountain, Zhang Daoling stole some... You want to like it. You can drink more when you go to Yinzhou this time." Zhao Peimin blinked and got drunk before she started drinking. Feelings.
When we started to taste the delicious Monkey wine here, Gu Ying and his wife were rehearsing the wedding process with the host of celebrating the wedding in an auditorium in a Diaoyutai State Guesthouse.
As busy, Zhang Hao suddenly patted his head and walked to the corner, and said to himself in distress: "What a great man who established the country and the heavenly path is becoming more and more frightening... The reward is not distributed, so I have to find a guardian of divine power to collect it. How can I know where it is? ! ”
(This chapter ends)