Chapter 854: Middle-aged and elderly travel groups in the world in the book! [Please give me a monthly ticket]
Zhang Fei held the serpent of the 18th snake flashed out from behind Guan Yu, and Cao Cao was so scared that he hurriedly hid behind Liu Bei: "The past has all disappeared, General Yide, don't want it again I was so angry that Yun Chang, please hold your third brother quickly. I will go to the Western Regions to recover the lost territory."
Once in Dangyang Bridge, Cao Cao led countless powerful generals, but was scared by Zhang Fei's three loud shouts. He had to flee, and now he met this evil star again, and Cao Cao had no soldiers or soldiers around him.
He felt a little regretful. He missed Xuande and Yun Chang, just keep it in his heart. Why did he have to come and give him a head?
Liu Bei waved his hand to Zhang Fei with a smile: "Yider, we are just reminiscing about the past today. Come and try the plum wine I cook. Today, you are willing to let go of your belly and drink it vigorously. How about it? "
After hearing that there was wine, Zhang Fei immediately stopped cursing: "You talk about you, I'll drink... Where is Pengju? Let him go to the real world to get some wine and food , I have led my army to capture the Baotou area. When will I attack Xixia?" Cao Cao asked in confusion:
"Where is Baotou?"
"It is Jiuyuan County, Bingzhou, the hometown of Dama Monkey in Bingzhou. I also erected a stone tablet and wrote a letter to the former residence of Dama Monkey. If he saw it, he would definitely make his lungs qi Fry."
Cao Cao diligently made a bowl of wine for Zhang Fei and asked in surprise: "Has Jiuyuan become the hand of a foreign race?"
Guan Yu Sit down and sigh:
"More than Jiuyuan, our Beidi County is now occupied by a group of Dangxiang people. Fortunately, the Sixteen Prefectures of Yanyun have been recovered, and Beidi County will return to the arms of the Han Dynasty as soon as possible."
Guan Yu and Zhang Feiyi Come on, it was obviously not enough to serve wine and food. Liu Bei contacted Yue Fei, who was maintaining equipment in Junqifang with the walkie-talkie, and asked him to go to the real world to get some wine and food.
Gongsun Sheng took Yue Fei to the palace and went to the real world in front of Cao Cao.
As soon as he appeared in the warehouse, Yue Fei met Mu Guiying. The girl was holding the empress's arm and acting coquettishly, wanting to be the emperor and become the queen. "Greetings to Grandma, to His Majesty the Third Division."
When Mu Guiying saw Yue Fei coming, she immediately returned to her elder appearance: "Xiao Feifei, what are you doing?" Yue Fei replied respectfully:
> "Mr. Cao came to Zhending Mansion as a guest. Your Majesty asked me to bring some wine and food to entertain him."
The Empress pointed to the boxes of white wine piled in the corner of the warehouse and said:
"Welcome which liquor is suitable, and the beer is inside... There are braised chicken, pig's trotters, elbows, etc. in the kitchen. Look at it and pack it." Yue Fei asked:
>"Sir is not here?"
Mu Guiying nodded:
"I went to Beijing to attend Sister Fu's wedding, and I also became my best man... Fortunately, I didn't go, otherwise I would have robbed it The bride is not very popular. Our Xiaofei family sent Xiaofeile and Xiaofeihui to participate, which was not considered a rude thing."
Yue Fei: "..."
I really envy the mentality of the third master's wife. I will never get in touch with it and always be confident. This mentality alone can instantly kill 99% of the emperors in history.
He accused him of guilt, went to the kitchen to pack some food and fried food, then moved two boxes of white wine and several boxes of beer to the electric tricycle, and drove to the world of the book.
After Yue Fei left, Mu Guiying continued to act coquettishly: "Master, can't I really ascend the throne to the throne before the New Year? I still want to wear a dragon robe during the New Year's Eve dinner." br>
The Empress dotes on her good apprentice to tidy up her hair: "Then just wear it. Anyway, you wear a dragon robe and play Cosplay. Everyone just thinks you are playing and not taking it seriously."
< br>Mu Guiying pouted, her face full of burying:
"But I want everyone to shout at me, long live my emperor... Master, you are ready to let me be here When will you ascend the throne? "
"You can just look for it for a day after the New Year. Now the Liao Kingdom on your side has not been destroyed. When the Yang family generals destroy the Liao Kingdom, you can ascend the throne and become emperor." br>
The master and apprentice were talking, and Yunxiao came to the real world.
The Empress raised her wrist and looked at her watch, and said to Mu Guiying: "Start the car, I'll call you mother-in-law and Xiaochan, let's go shopping and have dinner in the city."
There is a happy event in the village today, and Li Yu is not here. Li Jianxin and Jia Xu followed Wu Song to the village to receive gifts. The empress planned to take her family’s family to the city to go shopping and eat hot pot.
Soon, the cicada baby was wearing her panda hat and jumped downstairs. When he saw Mu Guiying driving Zhou Ruotong's Maisha Rui Guard, he took out one from his pocket. The corn candy was torn open and fed into the Queen's mouth.
"Thank you, second sister!" Mu Guiying's words made the baby cicada blush: "Sister Guiying, you are making a weirdo again. Is your husband not here? No one can care about you? "
"Where, when I saw you, I couldn't help but want to shout "sister", thank you for your meticulous care, and when I ascend to the throne and become emperor, I will definitely give you the first-rank queen and the husband. For the ninth-rank concubine, kill him with a arrogant arrogance! "
She talked endlessly about how to torture Li Fuyu after ascending the throne, until Zhang Ping came to the car with a Hermes bag. Then I closed my mouth.
No matter how naughty you are, you must maintain the image of a good child in front of your mother-in-law.
Zhang Ping got into the car and said: "Yunxiao, Guiying, Xiaochan, what are you three want? Just talk about what you want. I'll buy it for you. It's the New Year, and each one will give you one. A New Year’s gift.”
Yunxiao said:
"Mom, don’t spend money randomly, we don’t lack anything.”
Zhang Pingbuyi: "Other gifts can be saved, how can you lose New Year's gifts? Eat first, then go shopping and eat."
Two mothers brought three daughters-in-law to come. When I went to a Doulaofang, I ordered a bunch of shabu-shabu and various drinks, and a large portion of Yangzhi Nilu each person. Mu Guiying was not satisfied with her, so she added two more portions to herself.
Zhang Ping likes Mu Guiying's good appetite very much: "It's a blessing to be able to eat, it's much better than Xiaoyu. When he was a child, he was very picky in food and was beaten by me a lot." >
The Empress put a dish of hanging dragon into the hot pot and asked with a smile: "Now I am not picky at all, and I am very good at cooking food. No one can compare to the young talents in the world in the book. "
Zhang Ping is very familiar with her own baby:
"It's not that he is not picky about food, but that he doesn't buy dishes he doesn't like, and directly eliminates them from the source. The possibility of picky eating."
As soon as he said this, Li Yu called:
"Mom, we will go back from the capital tomorrow, one day ahead of the original plan. You can prepare your room. My father-in-law and mother-in-law spend the New Year at a B&B for the first time, so we can't neglect it." Zhang Ping agreed: br>
"No problem. Pay attention to safety on the way back. There are many cars returning home. Many people drive this car once a year. You should be careful and don't get distracted."
"Yes Well, I know, have you had a meal? "
"Baodoulao is here to eat hot pot. Tongtong and you walked all your relatives around the capital. The people in the city didn't like outsiders at all , if your etiquette is not in place, people will be picking their noses and eyes."
The mother was worried that although Li Yu was already His Holy Son, in Zhang Ping's eyes, she was still the rash and loss-making boy.
Li Yu is currently visiting his uncle Zhou Bingshan's house. After hearing this, he smiled and said: "Mom, don't worry, no one is picking on me. My mother-in-law even went to Hermes counter to buy it in the morning. There are several silk scarves, each mother has a share, and you have new props when taking photos."
Li Yu never understood why middle-aged women always use silk scarves to put on some rustic shapes when taking photos.
Zhang Ping couldn't continue chatting with her son:
"I'll get angry all day long, I'll hang up. Remember to call when I leave tomorrow."
The Empress flipped through the calendar and said:
"Tomorrow's 28th lunar calendar, I can get in advance It’s good to come back. You don’t have to be nervous the day after tomorrow. You can arrange the New Year calmly. "
This year’s Spring Festival B&B is not open to the public. It’s all about the New Year of the Book World and Li Yu’s family. If you want to travel, only the guests You can stay in Fengminggu Hotel at the entrance of the scenic area.
Yunxiao took out the hot dragon and distributed it to everyone. Mu Guiying put a plate of snowflakes and fat cows into it without saying a word.
Just eat hot pot, it’s not OK to be able to keep the meat on.
Diao Chan was eating the delicious dragon and said with a smile: "I'm going to collect a bunch of New Year's money again. It's so good to celebrate the New Year. I like the New Year."
After the meal, I'll pay for the New Year." The family of five went shopping nearby to buy things. Mu Guiying had just walked a long way and rewarded herself with a candied haw on the grounds that she was too tired to walk.
The next day, Li Yu and Zhou Ruotong bid farewell to their relatives in the capital and took Zhou Bingren and Zhao Peimin back to Yinzhou for the New Year.
In the car, Zhou Bingren asked Zhou Ruotong indirectly about the situation in the world in the book: "Daughter, can you come back after going there?" "Yes, but time will be a little messy. , the time lines of each world are different, and the time flow rate is slightly different. The Wa Palace is even more self-taught. Last time I studied in the quiet room for ten years, but only a few minutes passed outside."
Now that I am going to take my parents into the world of books, Zhou Ruotong has not concealed it anymore.
Zhao Peimin cares more about his crow's feet:
"Tongtong, can my wrinkles be eliminated when I go there?" "Yes, the queen has prepared peaches for you and my dad. If you go there, you can eliminate wrinkles. The skin will also improve. If we are too young, we will not be like mother and daughter." Zhao Peimin was very happy, but on the surface he was still maintaining the majesty of his mother:
"Go and go, it's getting bigger and smaller. Now it seems that it's right to ask you to go to Yinzhou. If you don't go, you're probably just an ordinary employee of the National Expo now."
The bigger the The slower the promotion will be, and there will be fewer types of cultural relics in the unit, and there will be no conditions for writing papers.
On the contrary, although places like Yinxu are a little harder, they are more free.
The car left the capital, and Li Yu drove all the way to the Baoding service area, and changed to his father-in-law to drive.
Zhou Bingren is an old off-road fan. Driving is like a common occurrence for him. He drives to Xingtai in one breath. If Zhou Ruotong hadn't been worried about fatigue driving, he would have driven to Yinzhou in one breath.
Li Yu took over his father-in-law and drove to Yinzhou. After getting off the expressway, he went directly to the homestay.
As soon as the car was parked, the elders of the Empress Zhang Ping and Li Jianxin came out.
During the greetings, Zhao Peimin held the empress's hand and asked in a low voice: "Do I need to kowtow to you? Doesn't it seem respectful enough if you don't kowtow?"
The empress smiled and said: >
No mistakes, one poem, one post, one content, one in 6, one book, one bar, one read! "We are all in-laws, how can we still care about these things? Let's have lunch together. Yunxiao and Guiying tinkered in the kitchen for a whole morning and made a table of dishes for you to greet you." >
Although Zhao Peimin has a lot of complaints about his son-in-law's behavior, he thought that his son-in-law did not hang out with women in the real world. They were all from the world in the book, so he didn't care so much.
Besides, my daughter has obtained a lifespan of 100,000 years, and it is somewhat ridiculous to have a system like monogamy.
One hundred thousand years, the history of China is only a few thousand years. When the time is long enough, those originally huge things will immediately become insignificant.
When we arrived at the restaurant, the whole family had a hearty lunch.
As soon as the ended, the empress said:
"Please clean up and go to the world of books with me, and take you to the world of books."
This time it was a middle-aged and elderly tour group. My mother only brought Zhang Ping, Li Jianxin, Zhou Bingren and Zhao Peimin to the world of books with four people. .
Everything was ready. She pulled Zhang Ping with her left hand and Zhao Peimin with her right hand. The two mothers each pulled their husbands and walked into the world of the book together.
As soon as we appeared in the Wa Palace, everyone felt that it was cloudy and foggy, and it was very warm and comfortable.
The Empress explained:
"This place is full of spiritual energy, not haze. It is often in this environment, which is good for the body and skin, and various diseases on the body will gradually improve."
Li Jianxin looked at the next to him I think this is a good place to study buildings. It can be built and demolished at will, and can also simulate wind, sun and earthquakes, etc., which can maximize the optimization of the structure of the building.
Zhou Bingren has studied the Sui and Tang culture for half his life, and wants to go to the Sui and Tang world to experience the real Tang aura.
Zhang Ping and Zhao Peimin only want to beautify and make themselves beautiful.
The Empress waved her hand and four fairy peaches flew out of the Wa Palace in turn:
"This is the peach that Eye respects me. Each one can increase the life span of 36,000 years. You each have one. After eating, you can reach the peak of the human race. After eating, you will take you on a trip. Meet the little one. Yu students in various worlds. "
The four middle-aged people who have been learning materialism since childhood suddenly came into contact with Xiantao, which can increase their lifespan. They felt a little emotional, but they didn't hesitate for too long, so they took their own hands I started eating the peaches.
It was said to be eating, but in fact it was just picking it up and sending it into your mouth. The whole peach instantly turned into a warm current and entered your stomach, and then began to spread to your limbs and bones.
Soon, all four of them felt that their bodies were fully strengthened.
Zhao Peimin took out a small mirror from her bag and looked at it. The originally faint crow's feet completely disappeared, and she seemed to be about ten years younger.
Zhang Ping also said happily: "A piece of white hair on her head is gone, this peach has a very good effect."
She turned her face and looked at Li Jianxin. She was originally a quick five Ten-year-old Lao Li looks only 38 or 39 years old now, and his hair is not only black and shiny, but also very thick.
The four people all became younger as if they had used beauty filters, and their bodies were full of vitality. The feeling of fatigue that was unable to do so was wiped out.
The Empress asked:
"How do you feel?"
The four of them quickly thanked him. Li Jianxin and his wife sighed that they had benefited from their son's fortune, while Zhou Bingren and his wife were talking about benefiting from their son-in-law.
Then, the queen took them to browse through various worlds and met many novel characters familiar to the people, including Wang Shubigan, Wucheng Wang Jiang Ziya, God of Wealth Zhao Gongming, Yuwen Chengdu who led troops to fight, and the energetic young general. Sun Bofu, Huang Zhong, the peak period of sweeping Liaodong, the heroic young man Luo Cheng, the black iron tower Yuchi Gong, the giant Wu Wenhua...
The faces, either heroic or brave, were dazzled by everyone.
In the Journey to the West, the heavens were closed, the disasters disappeared, and the project to obtain scriptures was officially stopped.
The Central Plains and Tang Dynasty continued to promote Hinayana Buddhism, and the Mahayana Buddhism was not implemented for the time being. It would not be too late to gradually promote it after all the ghosts were screened.
Xuanzang, Black Bear Spirit, and White Dragon Horse will go to the Lingshan Mountain in Xitian to serve as Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, and Arhats. Before we go, several people will cooperate with Wukong and Erlang Shen to capture all the big monsters who cannibalize people.
Wukong saw that Li Yu's elders had come, he quickly flew over to say hello, borrowed flowers to offer Buddha, and took a few immortal fruits from Erlang Shen to honor several elders, extending the lifespan of Li Yu's parents and father-in-law and mother-in-law to 50,000 years old .
The Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit also sent several star fruits that could identify the direction.
But this is not a simple version, but contains the power of stars. As long as it appears in a place with stars, it will not be harmed.
As a mortal, you cannot control too many active skills and can only think about passive defense.
When a few people returned to the Wa Palace again, the Holy Mother of Turtle Spirit also sent four small accessories made of turtle shells. When attacked, they would be protected by quasi-saint-level turtle shells.
Zhou Bingren sighed: "The knowledge I learned since I was a child was overthrown all at once."
The Empress asked the children of the Imperial Palace to serve tea: br>
"What do you want to study in your in-laws? You can find Jiang Shang. Even if you are not a character in the world in the book, he can look for it over the long river of time and let you experience it yourself." Zhou Bingren's mind was instantly in his mind. The Xuanwu Gate Incident emerged. I wanted to know how dangerous it was at that time. At the same time, I also wanted to go to the Song Dynasty to see if the so-called sound of candle shadow axe was real.
There are too many historical mysteries that he has not solved in his mind, but as he thought about it, Zhou Bingren said: "I suddenly don't want to study history anymore. I want to try to create history... If you look for it, you can find it. It should be interesting to have a planet without civilization. "
The Empress said:
"The planet is easy to find, but I suggest you wait. In the near future, I may be able to create a lifeless universe. If you want to study it, you can go directly to observe the origin of life in all aspects."
Zhou Bingren became interested as soon as he heard this:
"Okay, okay, I'm not in a hurry, I can study the history here first."
The four atheists and others felt the impact of the gods, When I returned to the real world again, it was already the 29th day of the New Year.
This year is not New Year's Eve, and it is New Year's Eve on the 29th.
Li Yu prepared a lot of ingredients and started working early in the morning.
Fortunately, Mu Guiying and Yunxiao were both helping, and they had to do all the physical work, so Li Yu was not too tired.
Jia Xu and his wife also prepared a lot of dishes on the mountain, intending to welcome the arrival of their three sons and have a reunion dinner for the whole family.
When Zhou Ruotong saw her much younger parents, she asked with a smile: "How do you feel?"
Zhao Peimin waved his hand: "Let's talk about it later, we have to digest it first." Li Yu cooked some meat and brought it to Brother Dao, rubbed its head and said: "It's the Chinese New Year, have you prepared any New Year surprises for me?" Brother Dao thought for a while, then got out of the ground, and then started to lower his head to eat meat.
Li Yu originally thought that this guy was just shaking himself, but he didn't take it seriously.
At noon, he went to the warehouse to get vermicelli and suddenly saw a pale middle-aged woman standing in the warehouse in a confused manner, as if she was adapting to the environment here.
Li Yu was stunned for a moment, and after seeing his appearance, he said excitedly: "Godmom, you finally come to the real world!"
I just saw my godson The Queen Houtu, who became the administrator of Journey to the West, came to her senses:
"Xiaoyu, is this the real world? Come and let your godmother see you. My son is so handsome!"
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