Chapter 856 The sound of firecrackers bid farewell to the old year, and the income will increase tenfold in the coming year! [Please give me a monthly ticket]
At around five o'clock in the afternoon, Yue Fei and Zhuge Liang moved 100,000 firecrackers to the yard, put a huge word "Fu" on the open space, Li Shimin held a stick of incense, Go past it.
After a crackling sound, the yard was full of red cannon paper, which looked very festive.
Lu Bu said with a loud voice: "It's time to eat. I won't eat enough tonight. I'll be poor for a year next year. I'll eat as much as I have. Don't keep my stomach! ”
The small dining table in the restaurant had already set aside, and there were several large dining tables in the open space in the middle. Everyone sat together and began to taste the food Li Yu had prepared for the day.
Wu Song poured wine and said: "There are several times more people than last year's Spring Festival. Our family is becoming more and more prosperous."
Last year, only Qin Qionglubu was the only one who built a new year. Wu Song, Mu Gui, Ying, Yue Fei, Diao Chan, and Li Yu gathered together to celebrate the New Year. Although it was very lively, regardless of the size or number of people, it was far inferior to this year.
Zhou Ruotong gently twisted Li Yu:
"I've been hiding it for so long. I'm very accomplished when I make lies all day long, right?" Li Yu shook his head: "No, I was like a real estate practitioner at that time. Heaven is worried about waiting for the bubble to burst, for fear that you will ignore me for the rest of your life, so that I will be lonely, unkempt and use games to relieve my sorrows, so happy... Oh no, I just spent my life in such a daze."
< br>Zhou Ruotong twisted him again: "I accidentally let it go, right?"
"I don't like games at all. Every time I play, it's the same as punishment. So next time I make you unhappy, I will punish me for playing games. I will definitely cry and repent."
When Mu Guiying heard the conversation between the two, she suggested:
"Go back to buy a game CD and let Brother Dao pillow, open a game world, throw your husband in, when will you vomit blood? When I heard this, I quickly raised my hand and said, "Senior sister, I am used to being young and young. I'll give me some punishment, let me play games The world is not important, but the world is not important. I just want to accept some punishment."
Wu Song originally wanted to raise his hand, but thinking that Hao Zhenzhen is still big, he wisely did not add the saying "I am the same."
However, I felt that I was chewing on the pig's trotters and said: "If there is such a world, I would like to go in and enjoy it. I would feel the joy of killing if I want to, and beating if I want to. "
Qiongxiao was about to raise his hand and team up with his brother-in-law to explore another world, but Bixiao spoke first: "You can open the world of "Call of Duty" and steal weapons from it ...If it can be turned on, everything inside can be made out, including the detonated nuclear bomb, which can be reversely studied using divine power, and a large number of them will definitely be copied."
Li Yu was about to communicate with Brother Dao, and the empress said: "Brother Dao cannot open up this kind of world for the time being. Its ability is limited to words, and it is a literary work that many readers are following. You can only wait for it. Only after upgrading can you open the game world or the film and television world. "
Since it cannot be opened, then forget it.
Yue Fei took the spoon and put a small bowl of apple, candied date, tremlin soup made by Li Yu to Li Wa, and asked the Empress: "Grandma, that kind of more detailed historical materials." Can it be opened? For example, if a book about cities in the prosperous Tang Dynasty can be opened, can you get a city? ”
The Empress put down her chopsticks and patiently explained to her good grandson: "No matter how small the scope of the text is, once Dao Ge exerts the magical power of Kaitian, it will immediately form a world that conforms to the times... Kaitian is forbidden. In addition, Brother Dao has not completely controlled the world in the book, so he will not open a new world in the book for the time being. Only when Brother Dao gains the authority of the entire world in the book and can he deduce the high-dimensional world with me can he decide to open it. Not opening a new world."
The Empress has always been a little worried about the high-dimensional world.
It's not that I'm worried that there is too strong that there is a collapse or out of control.
In this case, no matter whether Brother Dao’s star or Dundu’s cat star will eventually be affected.
Everyone was eating and chatting, and Li Shimin also ran to Zhou Bingren with juice and asked him about some historical questions.
The first time Zhou Bingren heard Li Shimin call him grandpa, the wine glass in his hand was almost unstable.
The generations have increased for countless generations, which makes this great professor who has been studying the history of the Sui and Tang Dynasties for many years and is also a little nervous.
Wu Dalang was eating delicious food, drinking juice, listening to everyone's discussion, and secretly wiped his tears: "I never thought I could live such a life, and I would never suffer again I will not be bullied anymore. Thank you to my brother, thank you to Nuwa, and thank everyone."
He was so excited that he wanted to sing a song "Grateful Heart" to everyone on the spot.
But before it was his turn to sigh, Hao Zhenzhen confiscated the juice: "How many cups have you drunk? Do you still want your teeth? These juices are blended with fructose syrup, so drink too much It is particularly bad for your health, so drink less."
This fierce lesson made Wu Dalang look forward to his nephew's birth every day.
The nephew was not born for a day, so he, a primary school monk, was not free for a day.
The Empress said to Hao Zhenzhen: "His body is higher than the real world and will not get sick at any time. However, drinking too much of this thing is really not good. Dalang wants to listen to your sister-in-law."
The old mother did not preach or deny Hao Zhenzhen like ordinary parents. Instead, she explained the situation first, and then agreed with Hao Zhenzhen's words and made Wu Dalang obedient.
Diao Chan said: "This is what the parents said online are not disappointing. Haha, I want to make a small mistake and let my mother-in-law educate her."
Mu Guiying put a piece of crispy pigeon on the plate and distributed the pigeon legs to Diao Chan: "You don't need to educate me, just hang it up and beat it gently, no need for the master to come forward, I can do it."
She tasted the sausage of pigeons and found it fragrant and crispy, and very delicious. She quickly picked up a few pieces of pigeon legs on the plate to her old mother, Zhang Ping, Zhao Peimin and Houtu Empress: "The four mothers are one by one, don't say that I am a junior." Zhao Peimin tasted the pigeon legs and felt that the taste and taste were gone. He was picky and asked Mu Guiying:
"Gui Ying, did you do this?"
"It's not me, it was made by Sister Yunxiao. She was worried that she would not be able to control the heat here, so she wrote back to the book and roasted it with Samadhi True Fire. Zhao Mom, you want to like to eat. Tomorrow, Sister Yunxiao can make more. One pigeon is better than nine chickens. Eat more beauty and skin care, which is good for the health." Zhao Peimin said with a smile:
"I am really worthy of being the queen. This is a good eloquence."
A mom Zhao immediately made Zhao Peimin have a strong affection for this happy girl.
Seeing that she liked this title, Diao Chan also called Zhao Mama, which made Zhao Peimin very happy.
Zhou Ruotong: "..."
What a good guy, my mother has become a shared one.
Not long after, after three rounds of drinking, the elders began to pay New Year's money, and adults also began to give each other gifts. The scene was very lively, and even Xuandu, a "child" who was hundreds of millions of years old, received it. A lot of New Year's money.
After receiving the New Year's money, the younger generation went out to play with firecrackers in groups of three or three. Diao Chan wore a glittering spiritual snake hairpin, pinched a fairy stick with a flower-sparing flower in her hand, and looked at Mu. Guiying said:
"Bala Little Fairy, become a queen!"
Mu Guiying laughed:
"This is fun, let me play with it."
She snatched it Fairy wand, first performed a dragon and phoenix dance, and then shouted at Li Fengyang, who was wearing the flashing pig hairpin: "Balala little magic fairy, turn into a roasted suckling pig!" br>
Li Fengyang immediately stopped doing it: "I don't care if you call me a little pig, but I actually called me a roast suckling pig. Mu Guiying, you have no conscience, don't have ten flashing small hairpins, don't want to let it go I forgive you! "
"I'll drive you to the city to watch the fireworks show later." "
"Trade!" "Li Fengyang is very Forgive Mu Guiying generously, then took the fairy stick of the flower-squeaked woman and cast a spell on Li Shimin:
"Balala little demon fairy, become... become the first brother of the ages!"
Li Shimin smiled, lit a monkey in the sky and put it into the air, and said modestly:
"Sister Don't do this. Although I am in the first echelon of emperors, the praise of the emperor through the ages is still too hasty, which can easily arouse the jealousy of other emperors."
Li Fengyang shook his hair coolly: "What I mean by the age is my younger brother's brother."
Li Shimin: "..."
Cut the mat, break up the friendship, and expelled from Li Shi's family!
Zhuge Liang and Huang Yueying did not play with fireworks, but got together and studied the principles, such as the kinetic energy rushing into the sky, the reasons for the formation of different colors, etc., making this originally full of reunion and celebration. The days have a little more academic atmosphere.
Wu Dalang pinched a stick of incense, wanted to play with a second kick, but was worried about hurting himself, so he finally chose the gyro to rotate quickly, and it would ignite it. For him, he would not get tired of playing for a day. . Qiongxiao and Bixiao could have had some more food, but the scene of playing firecrackers was really novel, so they simply wore flashing headdresses, one with Gatlin attacked the sky, and the other with a dedicated effort to play with fireworks. bomb.
Mu Guiying felt that there were not enough people, so she picked up the walkie-talkie and said, "Call Xiao Feixue, call Xiao Feixue, send you a signal flare from our Mu Ke Village." Afterwards, she lit a fireworks and shot it towards the top of the mountain.
Soon, Zhao Xue's voice came from the walkie-talkie: "Hahaha, I saw it, it's so beautiful. I just had the New Year's Eve dinner and immediately took Xiao Qian'er down the mountain and followed him. You meet up, and my sister-in-law said that His Highness the Holy Son bought a cart of fireworks. If it is lit later, the scene will definitely be very beautiful. "
In the restaurant, Li Yu didn't even enter the qualifiers in the Big Eater competition. He watched the big eaters compete for their strength with envy. He took out his mobile phone and posted the photos taken before the meal to his Moments:
"The sound of firecrackers bid farewell to the old year, and the income will increase tenfold in the coming year. I wish you all a happy Year of the Snake!"
When Lu Buzi was decided by Qin Qiongxuan, Wu Song, the New Year's Eve dinner was coming to an end.
Lu Bu said very skillfully: "Don't collect these cold dishes first. You have to eat another round after the event. Tonight, fill in the pit of poverty and eat more and more. The next year's days will be more and more full. The better.”
Li Yu packed the bowls and chopsticks, and put the unfinished dumplings into the basket. When everyone is tired of playing, they can fry them and eat them.
All kinds of hot dishes are received in the kitchen and they will heat up again later, which will not easily cause damage to your stomach.
No mistakes, one poem, one post, one content, one in 6, one book, one bar, one read!
When everyone left the restaurant, everyone brought out the washing machine-sized fireworks and started playing with everyone.
On the mountain, Zhao Feng drove his newly bought SUV and drove his whole family down the mountain to watch fireworks. When he passed by the door of Lao Jia's house, he shouted:
"Mr. Wenhe, I'm going down the mountain to watch the fireworks." Jia Xu came to the door and said with a smile: "You go first, our New Year's Eve dinner has not been finished yet, so wait a moment Just go down."
After saying that, he took out a red envelope from his arms and stuffed it to Xiao Qian'er:
"Give it, this is the New Year's money I gave you. Go to the foot of the mountain, over there More New Year’s money.”
After Zhao Feng's family left, Jia Xu returned to the room and said to his three sons: "I have finished saying everything. I won't ask more questions, I can only guarantee that No matter which world you are in, you won’t be hungry... Come on, have a meal quickly, the fireworks show is about to begin, and all the administrators of the world are at the foot of the mountain. You can wait a moment and remember to say hello to everyone."
Duan Shuqing cooked the dumplings and brought them over. The whole family finished eating them lively and walked down the mountain.
When halfway through, the fireworks at the B&B began.
Clusters of fireworks shot into the air and then exploded suddenly, forming a magnificent pattern, shining with various colors, and looked very beautiful.
Xuan Du looked at the gorgeous fireworks and unconsciously pinched a handprint: "Although there is no divine power in the real world, I still want to pinch a curse of peace and prosperity in the country, hoping that the Chinese people will be better next year... I don't know What does it feel like to use divine power in the real world?" Li Yu said: "Lin Xu's family will be here to visit tomorrow afternoon. You can ask Dundu, its lucky ability can be in the real world It should be able to give you some inspiration."
Xuan Du spread his hands helplessly:
"It is a creature in the high-dimensional world. If we are not suppressed by dimensions, we can't do it. We can't use divine power yet, so we can only be an ordinary person."
A box of fireworks has ended, and Liu Xie is diligent and quick. He moved the box to the fifth electric wheel and prepared to pull it to the Three Kingdoms World for papermaking.
Li Shimin took a green apple and ate it:
"Brother Xie, you are more active than those who pick up rags." Liu Xie smiled and said with a smile. :
"Our great Han nationality has withered, and we cannot let a single resource go... By the way, Brother Shimin, how can we make the foreign race work wholeheartedly for the great Han?"
Li Shimin thought for a moment and gave his own answer: >
"Use hope as a temptation, don't learn from our Tang Dynasty, and give it a silly position, but in the end it will be too big and it will become a disaster... You have to learn to hang them, just like a donkey pulling a mill, pick a bamboo pole Carrots, let the donkey grind, but you will never be able to gnaw the carrots." Changsun Wugui asked: "What if the donkey dies?"
Li Shimin waved his hand with a very imperial look: "Then continue to catch foreign races as donkeys. As long as the front line is long enough, there will be a steady stream of livestock transported to China for work and work... The information says Western society abducted a large number of Chinese workers and died without even a grave. Now the feng shui is changing, so it is time for us to use them as animals. Then I will write a poem: Poor bones by the Seine River, but they are still dreaming of a white pig. Chinese people, it’s so rhyme! ”
Changsun Wugui has read a lot of modern books recently and has also taught himself some health theories:
"Shimin, I said to eat more in my book The pork is not good, is this true or false? "
Li Shimin gnawed the apple and said:
"Pork has high fat content. Eating too much is indeed not good for cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases, but pork has a benefit, so it needs to be promoted all over the world."
Changsun Wugui reacted for a while and smiled and photographed Li Shimin. Here: "Shimin, you are making a weirdo again, be careful grandma twist your ears."
The fireworks were set off until almost ten o'clock, and everyone was a little hungry again now. Go Sitting in the living room for a while, Li Yu fryed the remaining dumplings, heated the remaining vegetables, and cut some braised food again. Today's fourth meal began.
Jia Xu's family finished fried dumplings and walked back to the mountain.
Li Fengyang was still thinking about going to the city, but the sound of firecrackers nearby became sparse, and he set off another round at most at midnight, and there was no need to appreciate it.
Qiongxiao said:
"If you like it, I can use my divine power to perform for you when I go back. It is definitely more exciting than the fireworks show here."
Li Fengyang's eyes lit up :
"Then thank you Miss Qiongxiao!"
"You're welcome, we're all members of the Xiaofei family, so we should help each other."
Everyone has enough food and drink, and Lu Buzishou and others returned to the world of the book, but Liu Xie and the others lived in the B&B. Anyway, there are some empty rooms in the B&B, so everyone can stay at any time.
Li Fengyang hugged into Mu Guiying's room with a pillow, preparing to experience this prison-style room.
The next day, on the first day of the Lunar New Year, Li Yu got up and set off firecrackers and ate dumplings. He felt that the new year was the same as last year, but it was a little different.
More and more people know the world in the book, and more and more people appearing in the real world from homestays. Fortunately, Dundun's lucky power would help, otherwise this secret would be discovered sooner or later.
Sun Facai ate a bowl of dumplings and came over to Li Yu and said, "Give me the car keys. I will take my wife and children to my parents' grave to take a look. I came too late yesterday and didn't have time to go to the grave. "
Li Yu handed him the car key, and Sun Facai drove Cai Yan and Xiao Maoer and two concubines down the mountain to the cemetery in his hometown to worship his parents.
In front of the gate of the homestay, Xuan Du changed into a handsome white Hanfu, holding an eight-sided Han sword, and hanging a wine gourd around his waist. He asked Li Yu: "Brother, I'm a silhouette." Can this kind of dressing on stage really attract tourists? ”
"It will definitely attract a large number of tourists to take photos and add WeChat. You have to be more reserved and don't be fooled into the industrial park in eastern Myanmar."
Xuandu was amused when he heard this:
"If I cheated on me, I could turn it into white land."
After saying that, he danced with his right hand and raised a stone pier worth five or six hundred pounds at the entrance of the homestay with his left hand. I threw more than ten meters high effortlessly and gently caught it: "Brother, can tourists accept this style?"
Li Yu: "..."
Brother, you can perform romantic or abstract, but you can't perform frivolously!
He waved his hand and said, "Don't raise the stone pier, it's so scary. The ordinary immortal sword dance is enough."
After getting ready, Everyone headed towards the scenic spot in a vast way, preparing to show their talents to tourists, and at the same time to digest food and snatch the lunch, so that they can eat more delicious food!
(This chapter ends)