Chapter 822 Don’t let me be my brother-in-law, I will be your stepfather (two-in-one)
"Good Master Consciousness." Li Ru stood up and bowed a bow to Xu Pingzhi and Xu Xinnian’s astonished eyes. Don’t say it , it really looks like a rich lady. "I was only heard from Zhiping and Dalang when I got home today. I thought... the master was like the monks in the temples, but I didn't expect to be so young and handsome."
Li Ru Kazilan, who was pursing a pair of talking big eyes, said.
"Who is this girl?"
"Her name is Fuxiang, it's my...maid."
The monk has a maid, which is strange and strange, but Li Ru did not show too much emotion and said with a smile: "Miss Fuxiang is good." br>
"Hello Mrs. Xu."
Fuxiang pressed her hands slightly and bowed her back to pay the gift.
As soon as I saw, whether it was Xu Pingzhi who had lived with her for more than ten years, Xu Xinnian and Xu Qi'an, I was all stunned.
When did my wife/mother/second aunt become so easy to talk to? This is definitely not the tigress they know who can scold their neighbors for an hour.
Where is her stingy? Where is her philosophical business? What about her unreasonableness? Where did you go?
"I heard from Ning Yan that it was the master who helped our Xu family in the case of the Zhou father and son."
Chu Pingsheng stood up and said, "I have nowhere to go when I first arrived in the capital. Thanks to Xu Baihu and Mr. Xu's stay, they were relieved of the pain of sleeping in the open and should repay their kindness and help them all their hearts." "Hey, just a little bitch, why bother. The master is the great benefactor of the Xu family. , without the help of the master, Lingyue and Lingyin might still live in Yunlu Academy."
"Since Mrs. Xu has moved back, the little monk may have many inconveniences when he stays in the mansion."
When Xu Xinnian heard this, she was happy and thought to herself that the bald donkey was actually speaking. I also know that if the female family of the Xu family comes back and lives here, it will be depressed. Will it be criticized?
Li Ru said anxiously: "How could it be? The master can stay here because our ancestors of the Xu family are virtuous and accumulated over the years."
Eh?
Xu Xinnian was stupid.
Did he get this script wrong?
"Mom..."
Li Ru handed over a look that warned him not to talk too much. "Master, just treat this place as your own home and live with peace of mind."
"Inconvenient."
"What's inconvenience? You live in a side courtyard. We are in the main room and share the main door and side corridor at most. Ningyan, do you think there is any impact?" Xu Qi'an shook his head and said, "No impact, How could it have an impact? With a master like a master, you can't even get close to the Xu Mansion in the future. Just say, if the master hadn't taken action to deal with Duke Wei, how could I join the Killing Geng and become a glorious The gong? "
He actually knew very well that it was the eldest princess Huaiqing who introduced him to the other side. However, as a smart time traveler, he knew the importance of hugging his thighs, like the Consecrated Monk If you can walk around the Gengren yamen, as long as you have a good relationship, are you still afraid of wearing silver gongs, gold gongs and other things in the Gengren yamen?
Chu Pingsheng said, "But the side courtyard..."
Xu Qi'an said, "That's all a misunderstanding. I don't care. Why should the master be sad?"
"Yes, yes..."
Li Ru's eyes were straight, and Xu Pingzhi, who secretly put the chicken into her bowl, hurriedly patted his chest and said, "The side hospital affairs are for me, and it will be repaired within three days. "
She was very satisfied with the old thing's performance, and then said to Xu Xinnian: "Don't say goodbye to the old, after dinner, you can clean up your clothes, books, etc., go to Yunlu Academy to stay for a few days and put the room Free it for the master and wait until the house in the side courtyard is repaired before moving it back. "
"Mom...Why is this happening..."
Xu Cizhe was deeply hit and felt that the whole world was Betrayed myself.
Li Ru ignored him: "Master, you haven't eaten yet, come, sit down quickly, sit down."
Chu Pingsheng walked silently until he walked away, and looked at him with a curious look on his face. Next to Lingyue, it seems that she has chosen a position with a large gap.
Xu Xinnian remembered the plot in her dream and hurriedly pulled a stool to sit next to her sister, looking at him with a threat. "You see, I'm so sensible." Li Ru walked over and pulled her son away, but she didn't know where the energy came from. As a woman, she almost pulled a big guy down.
"Master, sit down."
Chu Pingsheng sat down on the stool of Erlang of Xu's family with a heartfelt look. Mrs. Xu handed him chopsticks very considerately.
"I didn't know that the master was there before, and there were not many vegetarian dishes. From now on, I will ask Lingyue to prepare a few more exquisite vegetarian dishes for daily meals. In the future, you don't have to start a new stove, just come here like Dalang. While having a meal, everyone gathered together to have a lively meal, right? Ning Yan." "Auntie is right." At this moment, it seemed as if Xu Qi'an was her own son.
Chu Pingsheng said, "No need to be so troublesome. Our Tiandi monks do not ban food, they can eat meat and vegetables."
Li Ru clapped her hands and said, "That's really great."
>Chu Pingsheng stretched out his right hand, took out the sleeve of the monk's robe, and found three liang of silver patterns: "Madam Xu, you are so kind-hearted, the little monk really feels sorry. There are three liang of silver here, although not much..."
Before he finished speaking, Li Ru pushed him back. "Master, you are slapping me in the face. The Xu family has received your kindness and just now I beat up a high-ranking official like the Minister of the Ministry of Revenue. What is it like to have a few meals and live in two houses?"
"Ah, since that's the case..." Chu Pingsheng took the silver back into his sleeve: "Madam Xu is really a bodhisattva." "Master, I feel embarrassed to praise you."
She pulled her stool and sat next to him.
This scene made Xu Qian suddenly see, thinking something was wrong with the second aunt.
Look at Xu Pingzhi with similar expressions over there.
No, the second uncle covets the feast of the courtesan, and the second aunt falls in love with the Consecrated Monk. This is really... it's not that the whole family doesn't come into the family.
He patted his forehead and looked at Xu Xinnian with sympathy. He just said, "What you need to guard against is not your sister elopement with the monk, but your kiss on my mother and throwing her arms into her arms."
"In this way, the little monk would be more respectful than obedient..."
Chu Pingsheng winked at Fuxiang. At this time, Xu Qi'an realized that he was only surprised by Mrs. Xu after they entered the door. He was abnormal and did not pay attention to the exquisite food box in Fuxiang's hand. After opening it, there were two dishes inside, one with a golden crispy crispy roast goose and the other with an attractive sauce-colored Pure Tea pig's trotter, which are all signature dishes of Guiyuelou. Before Xu Xinnian attended the autumn examination last year, Li Ru went to Guiyuelou to pack a dish of Pu tea pig trotters for her son to eat, as a good omen.
Fuxiang puts the plate on the table.
Li Ru was not so enthusiastic about her, so she quickly called her nephew and son to have dinner, and even cast a threatening look on the man who was puzzled.
"While the roast goose is still warm, it will be cool and not crispy."
Chu Pingsheng thoughtfully tore off one goose leg to Mrs. Xu, and the other goose leg to Xu. Lingyue picked up two pig's trotters and went to the bowl of a foodie who was already 70% full, and gave her a slight "Thank you" with a slight voice. The sound was lingering on the beams and it never dissipated for a long time, which made Xu Xinnian's heart needle prick It hurts like a lot.
He understood that some little monk had many inconveniences in a side courtyard. He simply used retreat as an advance, and acted hard to get, pretending to be pretending...
My mother and sister gave it to her He lied!
The Erlang of Xu's family became more and more angry, and the more he looked, the more crazy he became. He couldn't bear it anymore and said, "Mom, this monk is lying to you."
"Why did Erlang say this?"
"Well, then A woman... is not a maid at all. She is a private prostitute raised by the Consecrated Monk. When you didn't come back, the lewd monk and she stayed in the side courtyard all night, proclaiming lust day and night. If you don't believe me, you will ask your father, and he will know this. "
The baby face of the Xu family, who was calm and elegant, fell into the bowl after half of his goose legs and moved towards his sister's seat.
"Private prostitute?" Li Ru turned around and looked at the pretty maid standing behind the monk with a respectful look on her face. She glanced at her own man. The guy seemed to know nothing. She lowered her head and ate hard, and gave it to her dear nephew. He picked up a pig's trotter and asked him if the rice was enough or not, or if the second uncle went to add rice, and he looked like he was in love with his uncle and nephew.
"Xu Pingzhi!"
This lion roar made Xu Pingzhi so shocked that he could not escape. He grinned his teeth and scolded Xu Xinnian in his heart. head.
Yes, doing this can indeed reveal the true face of the monk's hypocrisy and lust, but what does this unfilial son mention him? Isn’t this a cheating father? "I don't know, I didn't hear it, you know, I'm going to sleep to death, let alone the movements in the side courtyard, you can't wake me up even if you kick me."
Li Ru thought about it and it was true.
"Dad..."
Xu Xinnian was about to tell him what he was doing at the wall, but Xu Pingzhi glared at him and cast a warning look at him. His cousin also kicked him downstairs. a foot on the stool.
Xu Qi'an thought further. If the incident of three people visiting the kiln was revealed, Li Ru might be embarrassed to get angry with the monk, and at most she should stay away from him, but she would not be so worried about the male members of the Xu family.
"Oh."
No mistakes, one song, one content, one in 6, one book, one bar, one reading!
At this moment, the monk sighed heavily. "It's time for this, the little monk can only tell the truth." Chu Pingsheng put down his chopsticks, twisted the Buddhist beads with both hands, and the precious light flowed on his face, and his expression was solemn and solemn. "Everyone, I'm not sure about it. The little monk came to Dafeng Capital to avenge his lover."
"!!!"
Avenge your lover?
The Xu family was stunned except for the snacks, and Xu Pingzhi and Xu Qi'an were surprised.
The monk lived in Xu's house for more than half a month, and they had never asked him about his purpose in coming to the capital. "A year ago, the little monk went east from the heavenly realm to practice asceticism. He arrived at the capital during the New Year Festival. That night, the city was full of lanterns, with beautiful flowers everywhere, and the streets were filled with people, and she walked away. It was a little slower and was knocked down by a reckless child. The monk reached out and helped him. When she turned around and thanked the monk, the moment she saw her eyes, she fell in love with her. "
Chu Pingsheng continued, "That night, the little monk threw the Buddha into his mind, went to the lantern festival with her, guessed riddles, and told interesting stories on the way east. He made an appointment to go to Feixueping to set off fireworks and walk the Magpie Bridge in the west... We lived a very happy life until later I learned her identity... the daughter of King Yu of the Great Feng Dynasty. "
The daughter of King Yu? Princess Pingyang!
Pick.
The chopsticks Xu Pingzhi held in his hand fell to the ground.
He knew about this. After all, King Yu was implicated because of this incident. He died of depression because of the accusation of the civil servants and the emperor's rebuke. It was rumored that Princess Pingyang eloped with the same monk, and that monk... It was actually consecrated?
"It's a pity that happy days are always short. Pingyang cried and found the little monk. He told Emperor Jing of Yuan to designate a marriage for her. The father agreed. She asked the little monk if he had the courage to take her out of the capital and fled to a place where no one knew him. At her place, the monk returned to Tianlong Temple, stole the magic weapon that could hide its breath in the door, and left the capital with her. However, an accident occurred in the middle, and Pingyang was betrayed by the official she trusted, to avoid being humiliated and swallowed his hairpin. The little monk was beaten to death by them and left the cliff. "
"No matter how far the sky is, the Buddha is favored by him, there is a river under the cliff, and the water flows the monk to the shore. Originally, it was the time. The situation will surely die. I didn’t expect that the consequences of the great disaster will be blessed. At that time, There is a Taoist master who failed to overcome the tribulation and was injured. After hearing the experience of the little monk, he resolutely transferred his cultivation into the little monk's body. His own yang spirit replenishes the Tao and dissipates in this world. It's a pity that I am a Buddhist monk and cannot Absorbing all the power of Taoism in the body can only practice Buddhism and Taoism, so as to refine the bequests of experts, gain the ability to protect yourself against strong enemies, leave the valley and return to the capital."
"Although this is solved The problem of lack of power to take revenge has brought new difficulties. The technique practiced by the Taoist master was the Heavenly Sect’s practice of the three sects of heaven, earth and man. The characteristic of the Heavenly Sect’s practice is that it is practiced according to the cultivation level. Improvement will gradually lose emotions, and eventually forget the love, abandon the body, supplement the Tao with the soul, and become the Tao of heaven. Part of it is similar to being dead, and the way to solve this problem is to plunder the human sect to embrace the power of karma fire from the seven emotions and six desires, stabilize human nature, and avoid being assimilated by the heavenly way. This is also the origin of the dispute between heaven and man in the Taoist sect. It is the reason why the saint son of Tianzong is not practicing in the mountains, but he likes to experience it in the world. "
"The little monk does not want to forget Pingyang, does not want to forget hatred, and does not want to attack and plunder the origin of the disciples of the Human Sect. The way to suppress the negative impact of Tianzong's martial arts is to put aside the Buddhist rules and precepts and follow the practice of the Saint Son of Tianzong. Maybe you don't know the name of Li Lingsu, the Saint Son of Tianzong. If you go to the world to inquire, you should be able to hear some He is promiscuous and has countless lovers The rumors of the head, just imagine why the sect like the Taoist Tian Sect, which has great prestige in the world, can tolerate such a naughty saint? It’s because they are all forced by martial arts and want to survive and not get angry during the practice. Being deviled and consciousness dissipated, you must embrace human desires and burn your body with karma."
"The little monk did not want to harm a good woman like Li Lingsu, so he settled down and brought the floating incense with him. It was the courtier of Yingmei Xiaoge and the money tree of the Jiafangsi after the court invaded the officials. Under normal circumstances, there is no possibility of redeeming oneself. The little monk did this, which could solve his own difficulties, and the other... it was also to save her from the sea of suffering and wait for the little monk in the future. After completing revenge, she was let go and she was free. "
He finished speaking.
It's a long time to talk and it's a lot of information.
Xu Qi'an and Xu Pingzhi looked at each other.
Everything was linked up. The monk came to the capital, snatched the incense, became a lustful monk, and had no taboos to help them deal with Zhou Xianping, and bravely fought against the Gengren yamen...
"Master, no Thinking of... you are such a dedicated and miserable person." Li Ru said with red eyes and hatred, "The dog official killed this day should be broken into pieces and thrown to feed the dog."
Xu Lingyue moved the stool back again, looking at the handsome monk with a look of care and radiance of love all over his body. She felt that his story was even more powerful than the male protagonists in the story book who had a rough life experience and had twists and turns. "Master, eat, it will be cold if you don't eat it."
She picked up the empty bowl in front of Chu Pingsheng and scooped him half a bowl of chicken soup.
"Yes, yes, eat, eat."
Li Ru noticed the foodie's daughter who looked at the dining table after eating the pig's trotters and wanted to break the atmosphere, but did not dare to speak, and found the plate. There was only one pig's trotter left in it, so he put the pig's trotter in Xu Qi'an's bowl into the foodie's bowl, and grabbed the last pig's trotter on the plate to the ill-fated Consort Master Consort.
The Imperial Daowei Baihu and the Xu family Dalang dared not say anything or ask anything. They looked at each other and silenced their heads.
The only thing Xu Xinnian wanted to pick up food, but was knocked over by Li Ru's chopsticks. She glared at her eyes and was frightened. After ten breaths, she silently picked up half a bowl of rice and squatted to the entrance of the hall, like an air-feeding bag. Looking at the bowl, sighing.
How could this happen?
Why is this happening!
He gave everything to expose the ugly face of the lustful monk, but in the end he gave the monk a chance to show himself and enter the hearts of his mother and sister, and he... turned into a sensational clown.
Only Fuxiang knew that the monk was acting, and this guy was too good to pretend. He tricked the Xu family into a circle and established himself as a affectionate monk.
Of course, she will not expose the lies, there is no need, and she dares not.
In the afternoon, Jin Luo came to pick him up. As she understood the twists and turns, she realized that Li Yulang was anxious after thinking about it. She planned to ignore the interests of the demon clan, Kui clan and the Witch God Cult and reveal the picture of Henghui in advance. Card.
After the monk and Da Gengren left, she went to Xicheng to contact the allies, but after waiting for a long time, she didn't see Li Yulang appear. Finally, Song Shi, the doctor of the Jiafangsi, went and said that Lord Shangshu was called to the palace by the emperor. In the room, she discussed the memorial service of Sang Bo, and couldn't get rid of her for a while and could not see her at the contact point.
Fuxiang is not a fool. He knows that this is Li Yulang's excuse. The interests of the demon clan in Dafeng Capital are to hide his identity and collect information. Naturally, he cannot make things worse. He is nothing like Song Shi, a little doctor. It was easy to say, so I left with dissatisfaction.
Who would have thought that as soon as he went out, he would be blocked on the street by Master Consang.
She thought that the monk went to the Kengren Yamen and even if he could leave alive, he would have to peel off even if he didn't die. Who would have thought that he was not only unscathed, but also wandered around the city openly. Moreover, she couldn't understand that the monk was How do you know her whereabouts?
In the words of Master Kaiguang, as a private prostitute, the owner should be punished without saying anything, but how should he be punished? He has a unique way of corporal punishment, called S and M.
I don't know how he found the yard with perfect replica of the cell facilities in the suburbs. After a while, he felt like he was going to play tricks. He didn't let her go until dark and warned her. She performed better for dinner, otherwise she would continue after dinner.
I think she is the elder of the demon clan...even if she is not using her own body, she never wants to do that kind of mental shame again.
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After the dinner, Xu Xinnian was kicked out of the Xu family by Li Ru, without any hesitation and no reluctance. This cold and violent coldness penetrated the heart of Erlang of the Xu family. He sighed, compared to the dog of a frustrated family, and walked towards Yunlu Academy in the confused eyes of neighbors.
Xu Qi'an and Xu Pingzhi were worried about his mental state and wanted to send him off. Li Ru stood at the door with a feather duster, warning them that anyone would dare to move and not come back in the future. They were so scared that they plunged into each other's head. I didn't dare to say anything in the room.
The next day, the fight against Gengren was quiet and did not explain anything about the monk's riot in the yamen. In the afternoon, something that people care about happened at Dongshikou, one branch was from two A team of ten craftsmen entered the Xu Mansion and started to practice what should be repaired in the side courtyard and what should not be repaired, and started to do it inside and out.
Li Ru felt that her man had invested a lot this time. It seemed that the small treasury usually saved a lot of money, so she actually hired twenty craftsmen to help Master Kaiguang repair the side courtyard until noon, Xu Pingzhi After bringing drunken colleagues of the Imperial Daowei to carry tools to the side courtyard, she realized that the person was not invited by her husband at all. After careful inquiry, she realized that it was a man named Shin-Lu who asked them to come here to repair the house.
Xu Pingzhi learned that Yin Luo, who was in charge of this matter, was in charge of the Founder Teahouse in front, and ran to get close. As a result, not only did he not make a good relationship, but Li Yuchun was embarrassed. After all, Yang Yan brought him to tear the yard. One day, I asked someone to come and practice, and I was completely embarrassed.
At the same time, Wei Yuan summoned Xu Qi'an, who had just been repaired by Nangong Qianrou. The man accused Nangong Jinluo of practicing him, shifting his hatred towards the monk Kaiguang to him, and demanding that he have no choice but to He withdrew from the fight and returned to Changle County Government to be a catcher. If Wei Yuan refused, he would go back to worship the monk Congguang as his teacher, explore the world, and practice Zen and enlighten the Tao.
Wei Yuan certainly knew that he was acting, but now that things have come to this point, it is difficult to ignore it, so he threw the person to Yang Yan and took care of him.
Yang Yan was very happy, after all, Xu Qi'an got the arbor in yesterday's test. Of course, because of this, Nangong Qianrou hated Xu Qi'an who made a report and Yang Yan, who was snatching him.
In this way, Xu Qi and An went around in circles and went to Chunfeng Hall and became colleagues with Zhu Guangxiao and Song Tingfeng. After the three of them had a fool for a while, Chu Caiwei, a Fengshui master of Sitianjian, pulled his strong man and took him After a field investigation, several people discovered the Kui soldiers hiding in the mine. After a fight, they solved the enemy. Then they returned to the capital with intelligence and reported the matter to the official. The city was spreading widely, saying that the monks in the Tianyu made a big fuss to fight against the people's yamen, and Wei Yuan and the Twelve Jinluo were helpless, which was a headache for Wei Yuan to damage the reputation of Dafeng.
After hearing the recent situation in the capital from his colleagues, Xu Qi'an was a little gloating when he learned that the court's call for strict monks was getting louder and louder.
ps: Happy Lantern Festival.
(This chapter ends)