Lin Sanqi brought 15 large trucks of New Year's goods, not to give gifts to individuals, but to seek benefits to the unit. The things he gave were absolutely irresistible.
After arriving at the general manager, the convoy stopped.
Lin Sanqi jumped out of the car and shouted at the convoy: "Come here 5 trucks, and the other 10 cars drive to Yongding Road next to them to hide, don't be discovered."
< br>Then he showed his ID and ran into the office of Leader Jing behind him quickly.
It's the end of the year and there is no job. Leader Jing was listening to the mini radio sent by Lin Sanqi in the office, drinking tea. It was a rare leisure time, and then Lin Sanqi broke in.
"Oh, leader, listen to the radio during working hours. Do you want to find two female soldiers of the art troupe to beat your legs?"
Leader Jing was so angry that he threw a ball of waste paper on the table: br>
"You boy, you've caused trouble during the Chinese New Year, right? Play it up if you have any farts, Mei Lanfang's Peking Opera is playing on the radio."
"Don't listen, don't listen, I'll give it to you Your superior authorities are here to send New Year’s goods and benefits. Hurry up and get them, be careful not to be seen by others. Don’t blame me if it is gone. "
As soon as Leader Jing heard this, his eyes lit up instantly. "What?"
Lin Sanqi said proudly: "This year, I have prepared 5 carts of pork for your boss, all of which are big fat pigs. Oh my god, I booked them one year in advance to find these fat pigs."
This Lin Sanqi didn't lie.
He signed a contract with a pig farm in Qingyuan countryside early, because it would not be possible to make an appointment in advance. Nowadays, pigs are fed "crospin". They are all lean meat, and there is very little fat. .
The fat meat cannot be sold on the market, and the price is low.
The farmland pork has fat, and there are fat meat with five fingers wide, but the number of pigs Lin Sanqi wants is too large, with hundreds of pigs that cannot be supplied in rural free-range pigs.
So Lin Sanqi made an appointment with a pig farm early and stipulated that those with less fat than five fingers should not be allowed.
Pig farms have their abilities. If you want lean meat, you can lean meat. If you want fat, you can make a reservation. As for whether you add anything, whether it is healthy or not...
A person who has been in his 1962 years is almost starving to death, who cares whether he is healthy or not?
Sure enough, when Leader Jing heard that 5 carts of pork were not even wearing coats, he hurried out of the door and shouted:
"All the general manager should pay attention, everyone has it, Take the guy right away and follow me! ”
After all, it was the headquarters. When the staff members who were drinking tea and reading newspapers in the office heard it, they thought that Jiang Fei was coming again. They rushed out of the office as quickly as possible and picked up weapons from the armed warehouse. He screamed with excitement.
"Where is the enemy?"
"Damn it, dare to go to Fuxing Road?"
"Brothers, I'm itchy when I rushed to me. After many years, I finally came to live! "
The headquarters offices are all working together, not only the General Secretary, but also the General Political Department, General Staff, General Assembly, Headquarters, etc. Everyone works together. At most, there is a wall apart.
There was a noise here, which quickly attracted the attention of staff from other departments and offices, so they all ran out to see the fun. "What happened?" "Why is the boss so noisy?" "I heard that there is an enemy, and there is already fierce fighting on the road!" br>
"Wow, who is looking for death?"
"Let's go together, take the guy~~~"
After hearing that there were enemies, they all excitedly picked up their weapons and rushed out.
Lin Sanqi looked back and became anxious: "Leader Jing, Minister Jing, Uncle Jing, Old Jing, please keep a low profile, look at the back!"
Minister Jing was just over excited , I have been hungry for a year, and I can finally eat meat at the end of the year. And I have to eat as much as I want, so I forgot to keep a low profile in everything and die quickly with high profile.
He turned around and saw someone bravely rushing out from all offices, with his face firm and excited.
"It's broken!!!"
How can it not be broken? If it was a war era, my comrades would follow him to charge and fight side by side, it would be a happy thing.
But he is going to receive pork, what is pork? Now it is a good thing second only to life. It seems that the next generation is going to fight a "pork defense battle".
Leader Jing braked suddenly and cursed at the top of his voice: "What are you all coming out? Go back, I am excited to be from my hometown, and I am also from my hometown?"
One of the old men with three golden flowers on the epaulettes held a pistol in his hand and thought: "No, Lao Jing, something is very wrong. In the past, people from my hometown came, you would have been invited home to eat. I'll send someone away for a meal and I'll never bring them to the unit."
Another old man Sanhua also laughed and scolded:
"That's right, the little Zhuge was good at lying to others back then. Someone else came to his hometown because he was worried that there was not enough food supply, but you were blushing and ran out without even wearing a coat. Are you a good old lady from his hometown? "
Ha Haha~~~
Everyone chuckled, and Leader Jing didn't dare to turn against each other, so he could only quip: "Okay, okay, it's all gone. It's more than ten degrees below minus ten degrees outside. I'm still cold if you are not cold. "
At this moment, a burst of exclamation came from outside the gate: "God, so much pork~~~"
After hearing this, Leader Jing's face turned It changed instantly.
Another old man with three flowers laughed: "Old Jing, Lao Jing, do you think you can deceive us by hiding the truth? I don't believe it. Come and go to Chen Cang secretly. Look , I caught it in the current situation, right? Pork, do you want to eat alone?"
Leader Jing ran out the door and cursed:
"The surname of Wu, I'll do it. Is it easy for me to order pork? If you have the ability to do it yourself, what is the ability to grab your comrades~~~”
The soldiers standing guard at the door didn't know what happened, and a large group ran out of the gate Green military uniform.
In front of them are all the generals who are rare in normal times, followed by a large group of school officials, and finally even ordinary civilian staff ran out.
"Where is it?"
"Where is the enemy?"
"Where is the pork?"
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The guards panicked, and several officers on the road shouted: "The pork is here, here, the whole truck is full of all, at least several tons!"
Leader Jing was anxious and took him with him The Chief Executive rushed forward desperately: "Uh, um, all of them are um, no one is allowed to move!!!"
Helplessly, the Chief Executive is only a small number of people in the organization , these five large trucks were parked there, and there were already two or three hundred Celtic uniforms at the scene, and no one could beat them.
Leader Jing was so angry that he patted the hood of the car: "Drive, drive away quickly~~~"
The drivers were also panicked. Anyone who came here was their leader. They really started the car and were the leader. Is he not wanting to live?
So he didn't dare to move.
An old man with three flowers on his epaulette quickly climbed into the car at a speed that was not in line with his age. When the rain cloth pulled, a burst of exclamations came from the scene.
The pork is all killed, and the pork is filled with layers of pork.
The leader named Luo was lying on the pork and shouted:
"This is our General Staff, no one is allowed to rob it!" Leader Jing almost vomited blood: "Who is the last one, Luo, are you shameless? This is our General Staff? Pork, and we didn’t spend a penny on the country, we found a way to raise it ourselves. Why is it your General Staff?”
Leader Luo closed his eyes and ignored it:
"Who is it? I know, this logistics support is the business of your chief minister. Do you get pork to take care of your own collective share? How can you make such a reason? Those who see you have a share. What about your chief minister? All of them are from the country! ”< br>
Leader Jing pulled Lin Sanqi over: "The headquarters is divided into pork, which is the responsibility of the General Office. Our General Secretary is responsible for the logistics of the entire army, and is not responsible for the logistics of you. Look who this is, this is our colonel, my man... Old Li, put down my pork!" Next to another big truck, a big leader named Li carried it on his back A slap of pork was running away in a short walk!
"Old Jing, I won't argue with you. Anyone who gets it will belong to me. This half of the pork is on me. If anyone dares to rob me, I will shoot anyone. I won't say anything. This meat is not allowed. I'm sure I'm going to eat!"
A man led the team, and the others' eyes turned, so they all climbed onto the truck, carried half a slap of pork and ran away.
There were hundreds of people on the scene, some of whom were departments, and some were departments, all of whom called friends, and they tried their best to grab pork from each other.
The formations on the battlefield back then, such as the one-character long snake formation, the two dragon water formation, the three talent formation of heaven and earth, the four-door fighting bottom formation, the five tiger flock sheep formation, the six-yu squad formation, the seven-star Beidou formation, the seven-star Beidou The formation, the eight-gate golden lock formation, the nine-father star observation formation, and the ten-sided ambush formation are all used.
Even the largest leader in the headquarters was alarmed. "What are you doing? Is this a vegetable market?"
The scene was quiet, and everyone stopped their work.
When the super-large leader knew what was going on, he was so angry that he stood at the door and cursed! "Stop, what do you think? You still snatch the pork from young people when you are old. Are you a starving ghost reincarnated? Isn't it a joke about us Junwei when you are seen? Then who? Come here, are you carrying half a fan of pork on your back? Come on, try it out. "
A two-bar three-star quickly persuaded: "Leader, this fan of pork is 100 kilograms, your waist... …”
The big leader was upset: “Who do you look down on me? Even if I put it on my shoulder, I can’t see if I can’t carry it. Humph, come on.”
Half a pork slap On the back of the super-large leader, the super-large leader snatched two pig heads from an officer next to him, and then moved them step by step with difficulty.
Lin Sanqi put down his hand that had just saluted, and then asked uncertainly: "Leader Jing, is the big leader... the sword is not old?..." " "You are so stupid." , He is eating alone! ! ! ”
Then someone shouted: Grab it~~~ The scene became messy again.
Leader Jing was so angry that he pulled out his pistol and shot three times in the sky, but no one on the scene jumped.
Everyone came from the rain of bullets. Who is afraid of whom? Come on, I have the will to fight me.
You are typing, do you typing? (This chapter ends)