Chapter 353: The murder house is recorded: 10,300 Minions!
When he first returned to North America, Lango was not really happy to settle in New York. He liked Los Angeles on the West Coast.
The beach beauty Hollywood plus Lakers are very attractive to him. The only disadvantage is that there are too many immigrants, and most of them are black men and Mexicans, which some affect the city appearance.
If it is not good, it is good to go to Montana.
The vast ranch and southern cowgirls would go out to tease a few black guys when they were in a bad mood. If they were accidentally killed, they would just take him to the "train station".
As for New York?
Farke, this place is crowded, with the highest prices in the United States, and the tax rate is also outrageous. Although Lango was a little money at the beginning, he lived in New York and was definitely not as comfortable as going to the south.
But there is no need to say what happened next. In order to adopt Emma, she could only buy a house and find a job in the local area. Even if she felt a little unhappy, she could only settle here.
However, the longer he stayed in this metropolis, the more he became obsessed with it.
There are many reasons, but the main factor is that there are too many interesting people and things in this city!
Especially for people like Lango who know most familiar movies and American TV series, they can meet a familiar guy in just a few steps.
"But this is too exaggerated."
Lango looked at the villa in front of him that was no different from the house in which ordinary middle-class people lived, and couldn't help but scratch his head and look at him around him. The little yellow people next to them.
"In other words, this bastard Gru's home is not only the same as our community, but also two streets away?!"
"yep~"
The little yellow people nodded repeatedly, jumped and jumped in front of the villa gate, chattering and wondering what they were talking about.
This time, after asking Mr. Chaojin's base with the elastic superwoman, he and Teddy split into two groups.
Teddy went to Mr. Chaojin's nest to bring back all the valuable things, and he followed the little yellow people who led the way to the Gru's house.
I originally thought that Gru's base was either in the suburbs or in an abandoned subway station, but I didn't expect it to be so close to his home.
Lango shrugged when he saw this, walked forward casually, and looked at the locked door.
Buzz —!
The hot eyes suddenly hit, melting the lock mouth and burning it through.
The door opened with a "bang". Lango had no worries and led a hundred people in a swagger, ninety-nine little yellow men into Gru's house.
After entering the interior of the villa, press the light switch, and the dim light instantly dispels the darkness and sprinkles into the house.
It is worth mentioning that although this guy Gru looks like a despicable and shameless villain on the surface, the decoration of his home is quite warm.
The surroundings are filled with small and cute ornaments, both wallpaper and lights are in warm colors, and even a photo of Gru and a minion is hung on the wall.
"Rick! Rick!"
After seeing this photo, the little yellow people pointed at the little yellow people sitting on Gru's shoulder and started whispering to each other again. I use all kinds of messy dialects and don’t know what I’m talking about.
Lango after listening for a while, he also understood a little bit.
It turns out that Gru would choose the best performing minor to take photos with him every week as a reward to encourage the remaining minor to work hard and overtime.
This Rick has occupied the position of taking photos for several years and is Gru's most capable assistant and partner.
"Tsk, I didn't realize that this guy is quite good at PUA guy."
Lango hummed disdainfully. Now that he has been with the little yellow people for a few years, he also understands that The personalities of these little things.
They are not the kind of creatures that can recognize their masters. The reason they are willing to obey a person is purely because they regard the other party as their own boss.
Being a boss requires salary!
Since there have been a lot of minors at home, Teddy has not even bought lottery tickets, and all the money saved is used to pay the yellow people.
But this guy Gru actually used flashy photos to souvenirs to PUA minions. It is conceivable that this guy probably never gave money to the minions on weekdays.
"We will do the same in the future!"
Rango made a decisive decision. He raised his chin to the little yellow people beside him, raised his eyebrows and said, "You guys in the future Whoever performs the best, is the most obedient and obedient, can take a photo with me and your little boss every week and hang it in the living room together."
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The little yellow people were collectively stunned and looked at each other without saying anything for a long time.
Just when Lango thought they were not satisfied with their actions, these little guys actually cheered together, and excitedly grabbed Lango's trousers and turned around, and some even flipped in place. He jumped into the air and wanted to kiss Lango.
"Okay OK, go down quickly, I'll take your salary away again!"
Lango threw them away helplessly. Although the little guys were cute, they had It's so clingy that it's unbearable. "By the way, Kevin! Bob! Dave!" He shouted to the few minors he knew most.
After the words came, the three little yellow men immediately stepped out and looked at him expectantly.
"Lead the way." Lango pointed to the room and said casually: "Since that guy Gru is an evil inventor, he must have a base. After all, you have been with him for so long, so look for it. Well, where is this guy’s base?”
He remembers that in the movie, Gru had a large number of minors studying the messy invention of weapons like tools.
Rango is not very interested in these weapons, but the top engineers like the Minions will naturally be better.
After receiving the order, Kevin and his friends did not dare to delay for a moment. Each of them led a group of minors to start searching for the entire villa.
Lango pulled a chair and sat down, prepared to light a cigarette, and thought carefully about what to do with the guys who were peeping at him in the dark.
However, as soon as the cigarette was lit, a call came from the minion.
These little guys were gathering in front of an elevator disguised as wardrobe, pointing at the buttons beside the wardrobe and looking at him.
Lango bit the cigarette butt and looked at it carefully for a few seconds. He found that the buttons that control the elevator were actually a password lock, and they needed fingerprints and iris to unlock them.
He was too lazy to find a way to crack the password. Since he had searched all the floors above the villa without any trace, the elevator could only lead to the bottom.
After waved his hand at the minions, Lango urged to scatter their hands, aiming at the floor below!
Buzz! ! !
After a few breaths, the alloy steel plate several meters thick underground had been cut into a huge square mouth.
"Go down and take a look!"
Lango jumped down first, and the little yellow people behind him followed, as if they were laying dumplings, He screamed excitedly.
Within a few seconds, Lango landed smoothly.
The scene in front of him at this time was completely different from the warm villa environment above.
In front is an underground base with a large and extremely open floor area!
The surroundings are filled with various mechanical instruments that Lango has never seen before, and countless minors are running around busy.
Some people are doing scientific research in white coats, some are repairing electric welding with masks, some are patrolling everywhere with weapons, and some are even being pulled on the bed as experimental subjects for human body research!
"Good gift."
Lango's expression was shocked when he bit the cigarette butt.
The guy Gru actually dug a square underground, isn't he afraid of ruining the entire community?
And how many minors are there here? !
Lango looked up and saw that there was basically a yellow ocean in front of him. If Teddy were here, he would probably have already sang "yellow" excitedly.
"Enemy attack!!!"
Before he sighed for a while, the little yellow soldiers who found a stranger invaded had already pointed at Lango and shouted.
The group of little yellow people holding weapons, who looked like security team members, besieged towards Lango, and various colorful laser weapons shot at him, and even more little yellow people behind him were more small yellow people. They also listed the battle formations, and they rushed towards Lango with strange roars. "It's quite energetic."
Lango was not angry when he saw this. He smiled and directly used his body to resist these painless attacks.
He can even handle the Star Destroyer beam cannons shot from the giant spacecraft, not to mention the lasers shot from small pistols.
Fortunately, the attacks of these little yellow people who are still affiliated with Gru did not last long.
The little yellow people who followed Lango had already rushed out from behind him and ran happily towards the former friends ahead.
The yellow people in the base were stunned and looked blankly at the group of companions in front of them who had disappeared for a long time.
Kevin and Dave, who had just been named by Lango, didn't know what they said to these little yellow people. They whine and danced, and pointed at Lango from time to time. , and at the same time, he made a gesture of counting money in his hand
Although Lango didn't understand much, every word they said, the little yellow people in the base would open their mouths and suck in the cold air, with a shocked expression.
One of the little yellow men even lengthened their legs and looked like Gru died. This scene suddenly made the little yellow men in the base very sad, and even tears appeared in their big eyes.
But not long after, they all looked at Lango again.
Looking at these countless big eyes, Lango smiled awkwardly.
No mistakes, one poem, one post, one content, one in 6, one book, one bar, one read!
"Hello you guys, actually my house is quite big, if you want to find a new boss."
This large group of little yellow people who originally belonged to Gru looked at each other and whispered to each other. muttered.
Not long after, a one-eyed minnow with a Mohidden hairstyle jumped in front of Lango.
Lango remembers it very clearly that this little man seemed to be the little man sitting on Gru's shoulder in the photo in the living room. What's his name? Rick?
The little yellow man approached Lango, first looked at Lango with his head raised like a naughty head for a long time, then grabbed his trouser legs, and stretched out his head and sniffed it all the way up. Sniff it away.
After being sniffed for a few minutes, Lango was also a little impatient, but just as he was about to put the minion's head down.
The little man named Rick suddenly jumped off him, his mouth grinned and a satisfied smile.
"Buna!"
It shouted at the countless little yellow people behind it.
As if some switch was pressed, all the little yellow people in the base were excited and put down their weapons. The alert on their faces disappeared without a trace, gathering together. Lango shouted "Buna" next to him.
The entire base suddenly echoed in the noisy "banana" sounds. "Is this. Is it successful to recognize the boss?"
Hearing the screams in my ears, Lango couldn't help but raise the corner of his mouth proudly.
Wait, how many minors are there here?
He raised his hand and counted, and then his smile slowly stiffened.
Ten thousand three hundred minions?
His family can't let go of so much!
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The conversation was divided into two parts. Just when Lango was worried about how to accommodate more than 10,000 little yellow people, the big guys far away was in the suburbs. The bad wolf and the others also arrived at the trading location they had agreed with the man in the suit.
"A tube of essence, blood, and a tube of brain fluid. Yes, when he comes, we don't rush to hand it over to him, and take the opportunity to explore his bottom before talking."
"But will he believe it? This brain marrow liquid is obviously just the shampoo we just poured in. You can tell at a glance that something is wrong."
"Fuck, that guy has never seen the dragon brain marrow growth before."
What does it look like? How did he know that this brain marrow is fake from shampoo. "
At the entrance of an abandoned factory, the group of animal thieves with no hackers were anxiously waiting for the arrival of the man in the suit.
Although they are backed by Lango now, they are still a little confused.
After all, who knows if he can carry Lango to come from other places? If he doesn't have time, he may have to collect their bodies when Lango comes.
call out--!
A roar suddenly sounded in the air.
A guy who was like a thunderbolt fire among the magical four heroes drew an arc from the night sky with fire and landed accurately in front of them.
The air waves when landing, the big bad wolf shocked and couldn't help but take a few steps back.
Joseph looked at these guys coldly, and when he saw the test tubes with a few fists in the hand of the Big Bad Wolf, he became restless in an instant.
"You guys?"
He pointed at the Big Bad Wolf and asked in horror, "You got it?!"
"Uh yes."
The Big Bad Wolf Although Wolf didn't understand why this guy's expression was so in contrast, he still nodded, "To complete the task, Mr. Gru, Mr. Chaojin, and the Internet girl, all sacrificed. Fortunately, we all got from there. The evil dragon was drawn out, where is Professor Jam's soul? Let's exchange souls with one hand and the other hand with liquid! "
Joseph didn't say a word, but just looked at the three test tubes in a daze.
After a long time, he took a deep breath, nodded and said in a deep voice: "Very good, give me the things first. I didn't bring your teacher's soul with you. You can go to the company with me to pick it up later."
"No!"
The big bad wolf immediately refused, and said with a sharp tone: "If you don't hand over the professor's soul, I will smash it directly."
Bang!
Before he finished speaking, a gust of wind had already passed by him.
The big bad wolf suddenly felt a lighter in his hand, and the three test tubes he had been holding tightly had already reached the man in the suit!
"I don't know what's up!"
Joseph was not busy identifying the authenticity of the liquid in the test tube. After putting it on the inside of the suit, he sneered at the Big Bad Wolf and said, "To be honest, I'm going to be honest , I appreciate your action, but it's a pity."
He shook his head and sighed, "Anyway, your partner is dead, so I'll send you down to see her by the way, just think this is it The next mission was paid."
After speaking, countless fire balls of head-sized fire emerged from the air and surrounded Joseph.
Some of them are extremely high in temperature, almost igniting to burn the air, while others are biting cold and cold, emitting a sensation of cold air.
Within this scene, the bad wolf was in a panic. Although he knew that the other party might not let them go, he didn't expect that this guy wouldn't say a word and refused to recognize others as soon as he met!
But fortunately.
"Hmph, I knew you were not kind enough, but fortunately we came here without preparation!"
After saying that, The big bad wolf patted his chest, and the black sticky thing that penetrated into his body was inside.
Since it was sent by Lango to help them, his strength must not be underestimated.
However, he took a few shots, but there was no reaction in his body.
"Venom, Venom? Brother Venom, don't scare me, where are you?!"
"I'm here!"
The big bad wolf turned his head suddenly , hundreds of meters away, a black sticky substance like paste was running out and waved to him, "I'm really sorry, I'm afraid of fire! You guys should take it first!"
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The big bad wolf men looked at each other blankly.
This guy actually ran away? !
(This chapter ends)