Chapter 133: Unbearable, not a woman, but a man.
Yu Que said this time, the county general spoke in person, and no one in the camp knew about it in advance, so he was trying to speed up the sect at first glance.
So Shuzu, who helped him handle the documents, personally led him to the location of Bimafang.
After a while, Yu Que arrived at the southwest corner of the Bingzhai.
Although there were only a few old horses and skinny donkeys belonging to Bimafang, and when the two approached, they did not hear the neighing of the horse, there was a strong smell of horse odor and horse manure. , it still makes people feel uncomfortable.
Yu Que, who was originally talking and laughing with Shu Zuo, suddenly frowned slightly.
Shuzuo was a person who could observe his expressions and expressions. Seeing Yu Que frowned, he immediately chuckled and said, "This Bimafang is empty for a long time, and the guys inside are inevitably lazy. However, if the adults take office today, they can speak to Bimafang to change their appearance. I believe that the people below will be more sweeping, and they will not be as dirty as they are today."
Yu Ceng nodded and continued to walk inward .
The two of them suddenly came, and they didn't hold the horse and donkey in their hands. The grooms and veterinarians in the shop were all surprised to see this.
Someone asked: "A group of sick horses have been sent back by us recently, but what's wrong?"
The man's face was sad and a little worried, and he muttered: "It shouldn't be." Ah, it was fine when I sent it back, and I brought a large number of good forages. "
They seemed to be afraid that the two of them would be missing, so they came back to cause trouble.
When Shu Zuo heard this, he immediately shook his robe on his body and said in a voice: "It's not this matter. Let's call the leaders of our shop, especially the deputy supervisor and the dictionary. The official has something to announce."
Yu Que added: "I heard from the general that there is an old horse monkey in the Bimafang. Please invite this person here."
Hearing this, the men in Bimafang looked different and were submissive, so they hurried down to call someone.
Yu Que and the other two walked in the Bimafang, wandering around and then heading towards the main account of the matters in the yard.
As a result, before they entered, two figures rushed out inside, and almost collided with Yu Qu and the others.
They were wearing official robes, but the colors were gray. They were ninth-rank small officials. They were fat and thin, drunk and drunk.
Before Yu Qu and the others informed their identities, the fat man was stinging with his belly and cursing:
"Don't block the way if you don't have eyes. Be careful to delay grandpa's welcome."
The thin man's face looked pale at first sight. The other party immediately pulled the fat man's sleeve and pointed at Yu Que. Two people.
The two of them looked at Yu Que and Shu Zuo at this time.
Yu Que was wearing a regular dress, but there was a Bimaweng token hanging on his waist, and it was already revealed from his waist while walking. Shu Zuo was wearing a noble civil servant robe. , it looks appropriate and detailed, and is incompatible with the scene in Bimafang.
The faces of the fat man and the thin man changed suddenly, and they immediately stood up and beat the fat man at the two of them:
"I have met two adults."
"I dare to ask the two adults why it is for official business?"
Yu Que saw that although the two had some collisions, his attitude could be corrected in time. Although he didn't like the two of them drinking randomly in the yard, today was the first day he took office, so he pretended that he hadn't seen it.
He nodded and directly ordered the two of Pangshou and Shou: "I am the new owner of the steward and lead the way. If you have any questions today, you must discuss them in the steward."
The two Pangshou and Shou heard this and looked at each other. The upper part was shocked, and his eyes showed such a cramped look, and his eyes couldn't help but fall on Shu Zuo's body.
Shuzuo had already given the scene to Yu Que to speak, and was stared directly by the two of them. He bowed his eyebrows and bowed to the direction where the general's camp was located, nodding and said:
"I am The military account and Shu Zuo and the military positions of Master Yu Fang have been handed over. You can't pay a visit to you quickly."
The fat and thin men agreed to see Shu Zuo, and looked at each other involuntarily, unable to help but speak. "There was no one to choose until yesterday, so why did they suddenly choose today?"
They said this, and they saw Yu Que's frown, and they realized that it was not good. He quickly lowered his eyebrows and shouted:
"Sir, please forgive me. For several months, I have been looking forward to the arrival of the Lord. Now I have finally waited for the Lord. I am really overjoyed and neglected me."
The two of them stood in front of the tent, and they were doused. Let’s take a walk and introduce each other.
Soon, Yu Que knew that the fat man was the deputy supervisor, his deputy, while the thin man was the diary book and the deputy, who was mainly responsible for handling various documents, accounts, and notches in the Bimafang. .
Yu Que said that he had written it down and said again: "Lead the way."
However, the deputy supervisor and Dianpu, who had a sudden enlightenment, continued to stand at the door of the tent, looked embarrassed, and did not move away immediately, and respectfully asked the two to make the account.
Yu Que walked forward two steps, but was blocked by the two of them.
He narrowed his eyes slightly and looked at the two of them calmly. The other party lowered his eyebrows and retreated with a cramped look on his face, and directly retreated into the tent.
When Yu Que saw this, he did not care too much about the rudeness of the two, but suddenly stepped forward and opened the heavy tent.
The next moment, a sharp woman-like laughter came from the tent:
"Sir, why have you been out for so long?"
"But I don't want to have a drink with us anymore."
Yu Que stared at the tent in amazement, and immediately saw it unbearable. A scene that is impressed.
The big account book is an important place for Bimafang to discuss political affairs and welcome and send them to you. However, at this moment, the wine and water are everywhere, and the table is colorful, with two slender bodies, flowers on their heads, and faces. The "woman" in the pink dress was smiling cutely during the meal.
The object they were smug was the fat and thin people.
To be honest, Yu Que had long been drinking from the fat and thin guys, and guessed that he must be having a drink and having fun in the camp. He was prepared in his heart and did not intend to be too concerned about this matter, thinking about grasping it a little. The two of them asked them to clean up.
But he never expected that not only did they dare to drink and have fun, but they also dared to visit prostitutes.
Yu Que blurted out and asked, "Can there be prostitutes in the county's large village??"
Although he first joined the army, he also knew that it is strictly forbidden to raise the army of this dynasty. Even the prostitute, even among the officers, at most, secretly stuffed the concubines into the tent in the name of washing women and laundry workers, and it would not be too much on the surface.
In particular, the army in other places said that the commander of the Huangshan County soldiers was a female general.
All of his personal soldiers were men, and female generals were likely to have restrictions on women and other people in the army, and it was even more impossible to allow prostitutes to visit.
Shu Zuo, who followed Yu Que, was also stunned.
At this time, the two deputy supervisor and dictionary who were ostentatiously beaten by the prostitute scolded the two prostitutes to retreat, and then knelt down in front of Yu Que with a panic look on their faces, shouting: "Sir," It's unfair, this is not a prostitute."
"This is a friend from other barracks in the army. We are here for a banquet, but our hobbies are different. These two brothers especially like women's clothing. .”
Yu Que was even more shocked when he heard this.
When the two prostitutes heard this, they also reacted and did not dare to let go. Instead, they shrank, stretched out their white arms and bowed:
"Back Lord, we are not prostitutes, we are actually men."
One of them was also wise in a hurry and said:
"If the lord doesn't believe it, even if he comes up and touches it with his hands, it is not a woman. Male! ”
Yu Que's eyebrows were cured into mohua and his face was strange. He couldn't help but look at Shu Zuo beside him, as if asking with his eyes: "Is it so fancy and absurd to play in the army?"
Shu Zuo also reacted. A light cough: "You two are not getting up quickly, blocking those two mouths to avoid tainting the owner's ears."
The fat and thin men quickly got up, one of them was the same They wanted to hug two "prostitutes" and throw them out directly, but they were worried that they would hug each other, which made Yu Que even more displeased.
"Go, go and go!"
No mistakes, one song, one content, one in 6, one book, one bar, one reading!
The two of them simply took off one sock, blocked the mouths of the two "prostitutes", pushed and shoved each other, and rushed the other to leave outside the tent. Next to Yu Que, Shu Zuo was helpless and explained to Yu Que in a low voice: "As the general knows, prostitutes are forbidden in the army of this dynasty. No soldier is allowed to bring prostitutes into the camp, and violators can be beheaded.
But... Soldiers are isolated outside the county and will only go out if they have tasks. Most of the villages are full of men with strong qi and blood, so it is inevitable that There is a need to vent some way, so the military guys have found another way."
At this time, the fat and thin men drove away the two "prostitutes", and they all lay in front of Yu Que again, and kowtowed: "What Master Shu Zuo said is very true. We are just drinking in private. It is not about visiting a prostitute. "
"Male prostitutes are not prostitutes, so please be careful!"
They were both wronged one by one, for fear of being exaggerated.
The deputy supervisor and the diary were still secretly rubbing each other, saying that these two male prostitutes were not raised by them, but were invited from the army.
Their meaning inside and outside is that if they really want to catch them in prostitutes, they will directly involve other people in the army, and that will be a big deal.
After the introduction, Shu Zuo next to him stood by with a helpless look on his face, looking down at the tip of his shoes, allowing Yu Chou to deal with it.
Yu Que figured out the reason. He glanced at the dirty camp tent and the two deputy lieutenants lying on the ground, and immediately let out a breath, not knowing what to say for a moment.
Although the two of them were in his hands on the first day, it was convenient for him to grab the other person's braid, knock it, and establish their majesty.
But the fact that visiting prostitutes in the army and having sex with male prostitutes is really too dirty and unbearable to see.
This incident also represents the atmosphere in Bimafang. It is probably so bad that it is unimaginable that he cannot imagine. It is not that he can hurry to make corrections by grabbing the other party's braid.
Just just as Yu Que was thinking about how to hold it, there was a noise outside the camp, and a stumbled figure suddenly appeared. The other party's body was full of alcohol, his nose was red, and there was a huge rosacea hanging on it. He walked straight away. Enter the account.
After the visitor recorded the account, he looked around and immediately laughed: "Hahaha, it's not good for military uniforms and women's clothes, and male prostitutes are not prostitutes.
Supervisor Deputy Lord and Dianpu, you are so fucking talented people.”
Yu Que looked up and found that this person had a strange appearance, his face was red, like a monkey's butt.
And the other party's arms crossed his knees, and he seemed to jump but not jump while walking, turning around, and he looked like a human and monkey.
This man is not young, and the flies on his face can kill flies. He has a pungent smell of livestock. He must be the old friend of Bimafang in the mouth of the female general. People of "Macadamia Monkey".
Yu Que looked at the other person, looking at everything he thought.
He experienced the incident of the Red Snake Madam becoming a snake. Now he is looking at the big horse monkey, and suspects that there is also a "spiritual vein" in this person's body, perhaps it is a spiritual bloodline of the ape. This led to the other party's appearance being so ancient, it seemed like the rumored mandrill, ugly and weird.
The big horse monkey saw Yu Que's gaze, and hummed with a snorkeling at Yu Que: "My humble post, Ma Hong, has met the new master of the shop." >Yu Que responded with a smile and said, "This father-in-law is also drunk. He was drinking in the tent just now. When he saw the official coming, he escaped first?"
Ma Hong heard the words , immediately spat, he patted a huge wine gourd on his waist and said, "What Ma drank is the monkey wine brewed by monkeys in the mountains. Just now, he is the old man in the yard. People eat beans and drink wine, so how can they be worthy of entering this military tent and visiting prostitutes and eating meat?”
The man did not hide his disgust for the deputy supervisor and the diary, and looked quite arrogant.
Xilulu, pucchi.
Ma Hong's words fell, and there was an old donkey behind him. He walked to the military tent with the rest of the yard as he followed the order.
The old donkey also cooperated to sniff, and the alcoholic smell squirted, and licked the wine gourd around Ma Hong's waist. "Sir, all the leaders and friends of this shop have already called me." Ma Hong pushed the old donkey, then pointed at everyone and shouted at Yu Que:
"Hey, donkey official, here too! The donkey official was having a drink with us just now, and Ma did not gather to drink."
According to what this person said, if he was only in Hefang A few old donkeys and horses were drinking without being with others, so it was not considered "gathering people", and it could be considered as drinking without permission.
Yu Que heard this and felt more and more interesting.
But at this time, the fat and thin men lying on the ground saw that everyone in the shop had come and their eyes were repeatedly glanced at them.
The two of them were in a hurry and no longer lie down and argue. Instead, they got up on their own and interrupted:
"Yes, yes, yes, Mr. Ma is not a gathering group to drink. We are not a prostitute in the army. Please be aware of it!"
"If Mr. Ma insists on convicting us, Mr. Ma can't run away, either Take off. Just look at the adults, eating wine with a donkey is considered gathering..."
Ma Hong heard it and didn't care. He still looked at the eyes and looked at the funny fat and thin two people with sneering. Don't argue.
Yu Que raised his eyebrows slightly and squinted his eyes to the scene...
(The end of this chapter)