Chapter 362 Kardashian Bo Gang? !
The Rasu trio, touched by Lango's words, seemed to have found the gate to express their feelings, and began to complain.
Afen stood up first and accused with a grievance, "You don't know. The life of living with the Holy Lord is simply not a human being! We pay for everything we do out of our own pocket, and sometimes even the travel expenses for business trips have to be solved by ourselves. This is simply paying for work."
"Yes, once we went to Egypt to perform a mission, and the Holy Lord said that after the mission was completed, we would have countless wealth. As expected, the mission was destroyed by Jackie Chan again, which almost made the three of us beg for food on the streets of Egypt!" Rasu couldn't help but interrupt, with a little choking in his voice.
Xiao Zhou clenched his fists and added angrily: "What's more terrible is that in order to complete the task, we borrowed usury! As a result, the mission failed. The Holy Lord not only did not help us pay off our debts, but also called us useless! We were chased by the underworld and ran all over the streets, and we didn't even dare to return home!"
Just as they were talking, a familiar voice sounded from behind - Jackie Chan slowly descended from the spacecraft.
Hearing their complaints, Jackie Chan couldn't help asking speechlessly: "You are a gangster, and will you still be collected by the gangster?"
Rasu and others explained without looking back: "Since the Holy Lord became the boss, we rarely do gangsters anymore. We run around the world every day and engage in some activities to dominate the world, which has long become a laughing stock in the gangster community."
Rango and others were speechless.
Okay, if you don’t do this promising job in the underworld, you have to rule the world.
Now, not only can it not rule the whole world, it has also become a joke in the underworld.
It seems that I can be hungry for nine times for three days after being with the Holy Lord.
At this time, Rasu and his men also discovered that the person they had just spoken was Jackie Chan who had fought with them for so many years.
They opened their mouths in surprise, widened their eyes, and stared at Jackie Chan and Xiaoyu.
Just when Jackie Chan thought they were going to take revenge on him, these guys actually ran over crying and opened their arms and hugged Jackie Chan and cried loudly.
He said with a sensation: "After so many years, we finally know who is the most suitable man to be our boss! That is you - Jackie Chan! A superman who is so fast that he can surpass laser rays, escape from gravity, and ignore any physical rules!"
They cried and shouted that they would follow Jackie Chan in the future, not wanting to be a gangster anymore, nor do they want to be with those bosses who always want to rule the world.
Lango and Teddy looked at each other in a daze, and sighed in their hearts: These three are so cowardly. It is hard to imagine that the Holy Lord was trying to defeat so many gods and old monsters in this world to rule the world.
When Rasu and the others were trying to follow Jackie Chan with a shameless face, the demon dragon in the distance had reached its boiling point.
He went to Hawaii with great effort. He wanted to talk to Rasu and the others with a caring attitude, but he didn't expect that they not only disagree to follow him, but also wanted to surrender to his enemy Jackie Chan in person.
This was a very shame for him. "You bunch of trash, how dare you betray me!" The demon dragon roared angrily, and his body suddenly turned into a ball of fire, crashing towards Lango and the others like a meteor.
The high temperature of the explosion contained in the flames seemed to swallow everything.
Lango was calm when he saw this. He stared at the coming fireball, a trace of joke flashed in his eyes.
Just the moment the fireball was about to touch him, he raised his hand and a blue ray suddenly shot out, directly turning the demon dragon wrapped in the flame into a yellow slutty snake
This scene made Rasu and the others present stunned, looking at Lango with incredible expressions. The demon Xiaolong was lying on the ground with a confused look on his face, his body still twisting.
Lango strode forward and grabbed the demon dragon's tail, just like a farmer who caught a snake while farming in the countryside. He swung the body of the demon dragon and smashed his head to the ground!
Every time of impact, a hole was made on the ground!
After hitting a few times, the demon dragon finally couldn't bear it. He vomited his tongue, tilted his head, and completely fainted. Lango snorted disdainfully, then knotted the demon dragon and wrapped it around his waist like a belt.
Now, when facing these enemies with not strong strength, he is too lazy to use his abilities to fight with them. It is convenient and easy to use talismans.
Looking at Jackie Chan and Rasu and others' strange gazes, Lango tilted his head and said, "Let's go and find the token of the gods that contain the demonic spirit of the roaring wind."
Yes, the reason they came here was purely because the map showed that Hawaii had tokens containing the demonic spirit of the roaring wind. As for the demon Xiaolong and Rasu, they just happened to encounter it when the spaceship flew in the sky.
Lasu and his men looked at each other in a row, then immediately took a step and chased after them. They looked at Lango's back, their eyes full of fiery.
The arrogant guy who just now claimed to be the son of the Holy Lord was crushed by the man in front of him with a finger? !
They have decided not to follow the Holy Lord or the Demon Dragon. As for Jackie Chan, they have now regarded it as a spare tire.
They must hold Lango's thigh tightly!
Not long after, several people were already standing outside a small art exhibition.
Jackie Chan and Xiaoyu frowned at the crowded abortion in front of them.
So many people, it’s not easy to get a token.
Rango and Teddy were being carefully served by the trio. One of them held a cigar box in his hand, one of them held a cup of freshly brewed tea, and even those who held the ashtray, looked at Lango and Teddy with flattery.
As for the money to buy these, when he just passed by the pawnshop, Rasu took him for decades and sold him as a gold necklace that he had run away.
In order to hold Lango's thigh, he was willing to give in.
At this time, the exhibition hall was filled with bright lights and a wide range of artworks. People either stopped to appreciate or talk in a low voice. The entire exhibition hall was full of artistic atmosphere.
Lango and the others walked through the crowded crowd and came to a glass counter.
There is an antique paper fan in the counter. The paper fan was painted with exquisite patterns, as if it contained some mysterious power.
"Is this the paper fan with the demonic spirit of the roaring wind?" Lango looked down at the radar and asked Uncle Long.
Uncle Long nodded with a solemn expression: "That's right, the roaring wind represented the power of wind in ancient times and could control all hurricanes in the world. It was eventually sealed by Han Zhongli, and this paper fan was the token of Han Zhongli."
Lango couldn't help but feel a little surprised when he heard this.
These eight demons have already reached the level of the God King, especially the Holy Lord. Maybe if Zeus had become an animal, they would have been turned into animals. Well, it is not right. Even if they become animals, Zeus would only be happier.
But something strange is that since these ancient demons are so powerful, the one who seals them is not a demon-eliminating god like Yang Jian and Nezha, but the Eight Immortals. Are the Eight Immortals in this world really that powerful? I don't know if I will see you again in the future.
At this moment, the demon dragon on his waist suddenly woke up and interrupted his thoughts. The guy twisted hissing in anger: "Damn it! You liar! You actually use the power of my father to deal with me! If you have the ability, let me go! I want to fight you again!"
Lango looked down at the snake on his waist, and a trace of disdain flashed in his eyes: "Man, you should be glad that I used the power of the talisman, otherwise you would have become a pile of meat paste."
However, the demon dragon did not intend to give up. He continued to twist his body, trying to irritate Lango with words: "Damn human, don't be too proud too soon! One day I will swallow all the demonic energy and make you pay the price!" Lango looked dissatisfied. As for this so-called demon dragon, among the enemies he encountered, his strength might not be even in the first hundred. Not to mention himself, if Captain America comes over, he will probably be able to subdue him.
But although he didn't care, Rasu and others, who already thought they were Lango's younger brother, were not happy.
Several people slapped the demon dragon's head with a powerful force, pointing at him and cursing, as if they were going to have to splatter blood for three steps if they had a disagreement.
Lango sighed helplessly. Anyway, as long as he goes out, no one of the guys he meets, whether it is an enemy or a passerby, has a normal personality.
Forget it, let’s do the serious business first.
He looked around and found a large number of tourists gathered in the exhibition hall and immediately coughed lightly and winked at Xiaoyu.
This little girl is very smart and immediately understood what Lango means.
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She smirked and opened the backpack behind her, took out a set of clothes and a foldable black suitcase from the inside, and then jumped out of the door with her calf.
Not long after, Xiaoyu, who had already changed into a white robe and a white turban, rushed in again with a suitcase!
At this moment, looking at Xiaoyu's outfit and the seemingly slight Middle Eastern dialect in her mouth, the tourists were a little nervous but they were not afraid to escape until...
"Bang--!"
Xiaoyu smashed the suitcase to the ground, then took out a lighter and pointed it at the thread on the clothes
Seeing this scene, the Americans who had a very life experience immediately panicked!
They didn't even bother to visit the exhibits, and they all ran away in panic. "Hahaha, good guy."
Lango and Teddy and others looked at each other, shrugged playfully, easily broke the glass counter and took the paper fan away.
As soon as he touched the paper fan, a shock suddenly surged in Lango's heart.
He could clearly feel the majestic and surging demonic energy contained in this paper fan, as if it was a sleeping toad, waiting for the moment of being awakened.
Well, that's right, it seems that Xiaofeng is a toad!
Just looking at the magnitude of this demonic energy, the Xiaofeng may not be as strange and unpredictable as the Holy Lord in terms of ability, but his strength is definitely extraordinary, and he is already infinitely close to the level of the God King.
A urge to swallow this magic immediately surged in Lango's heart, but he forced himself to suppress the desire.
Uncle Long and Xiaoyu were watching from the side. It would be better to find a suitable opportunity to suck them after collecting all the tokens.
Anyway, all my father wants is a token of gods. I don’t know if I can fill up the progress of the system after sucking all of these demonic energy.
Thinking of this, Lango's mouth curled a satisfied smile and gently shook the paper fan in his hand. On the surface, it was no different from any ordinary paper fan. It was as light as nothing, and the pattern on the fan was shining with a faint luster under the light.
He suddenly had a flash of inspiration and decided to test the true power of this paper fan.
The power of the blue fist was mobilized, and a hidden energy flowed along his arms, finally gathering at his fingertips, gently touching the paper fan.
At this moment, the paper fan seemed to be activated and suddenly trembled. Then, a hurricane that was so strong that it could almost touch the depths of the soul suddenly burst out, with devastating power, raging like a wild horse that broke free from reins.
The fierce hurricane actually tore the surrounding walls to pieces, and dust and gravel splashed everywhere!
"Wow"
Lango glanced at the people around him and found that they were not affected by the hurricane, and then focused on the fan again.
Unexpectedly, this token of gods has evolved into a magic weapon that can control hurricanes after accommodating Xiaofeng’s demonic energy!
Banana fan? "Hahaha, good stuff, what a good stuff." Lango put the fan on his waist with satisfaction, and suddenly, he became a little embarrassed.
From the effect of this paper fan, I'm afraid that the other tokens of gods can also activate the superpowers of those demons. In Dongfang's words, this is a complete magic weapon. Isn't it too waste to use it as a nutrient for the system?
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A few days later, one night, in Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, this star-studded rich area is now shrouded in a strange atmosphere.
In front of a huge manor, the gate is closed and the towering walls are brightly lit. Although there is no one in the courtyard, several faucets are always on, allowing the clear water to flow freely, looking both rich and absurd.
At this time, several people were standing outside the gate, looking at the manor, especially Lango. His eyes were puzzled when he looked at the manor.
In the past few days, he has collected several tokens of gods, such as flowers with the demonic spirit of the earth; gourds with the demonic spirit of the water; lotus bags with the demonic spirit of the moon
Now, I have not received the token of the gods of Mount Bo Gang and the thunder demon Zhong Su. "Has the place been made wrong?" Lango murmured to himself in confusion, then unfolded the ancient map given by his father again, and activated the precise radar that could track the demonic energy.
Everything was as usual, and the blue light spots on the radar screen clearly showed that the power representing the demonic energy was only a few hundred meters away from them, and was shaking up and down and staying in front of them. "Lango shouldn't be wrong." Uncle Long said affirmatively: "Although my father has a bad temper and has many quirks, his ability to find things to position things is absolutely first-class. The holy object containing the demonic energy of the waves must be hidden in this manor."
Lango nodded when he heard this, his eyes turned to the door sign next to the door, and he couldn't help laughing a little, "So, is the Kardashians just the mother who messed with Farke?"
(The end of this chapter)