Chapter 629 Don’t laugh at the challenge
Liu Li suddenly felt that he had the potential to be the top 100 UP masters.
Because I have achieved very excellent results in the ongoing "Don't Laugh Challenge". It can be said that there is only one jade-jade disease left from Baida.
damn it.
It turns out that holding on to laugh for a long time is really a torture?
Fortunately, this torture will soon be another person's turn to experience it.
Two hours later...
According to the ceremony that Ke Tianbao searched online, Liu Lanzhu stepped on a brazier, took a shower and changed into new clothes, and sat on the main seat of the big round table under the applause of the "relatives and friends".
Looking around the familiar faces, Liu Lanzhu might have really felt something, or she might have honed her acting skills in prison.
In short, her tears took only one second and she burst into tears, and she spoke with a touching tone, "I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect it.
It is said that tea is cold when people leave, even if they are husband and wife, they will fly away from each other when they are in trouble. But today I saw you here and I realized that there is still true love in the world. ”
After the words came, Shu Sili, who was sitting next to Liu Nianzhu, immediately smiled and said, "Zhuzhu, after all, Tianbao must be filial."
"Yes, if my son could be like Tianbao, I would be dying of laughter."
"Who said no? My family doesn't have the qualifications to compare him with Tianbao, not to mention that they are catching up with Tianbao."
Shu Sili's words soon received the approval and approval of others.
After all, everyone here knows that there are ones here. The reason why they are willing to come here for this meal is because of Ke Tianbao... or simply because of the face of "Ke Xinying".
Liu Lanzhu, after all, is just a mistress who has succeeded in a "rich family". She cheated on all kinds of things and even made her husband angry to death.
Who would pick her up and get out of prison and have dinner with her for dinner?
But Liu Lanzhu felt pretty good about herself. Seeing that everyone was praising Ke Tianbao every word, she thought everyone was giving her face.
So she turned her head and ordered Ke Tianbao, "Tianbao, these uncles and aunts praise you so much, you have to show your expression. In this way, you can bring a cup and respect everyone."
"No, no, Tianbao is not adult yet, so you don't need to drink." Shu Sili refused directly.
"What are you afraid of? It won't affect whether you become an adult or not. Tianbao will inherit my family business in the future. You should exercise more now." Liu Lanzhu waved her hand with a smile.
And the people here became weird after hearing Liu Lanzhu's words. It is the kind of reaction that cannot believe your ears after hearing a "extremely absurd remark".
Especially Liu Li, who was sitting at the end, began to hold his forehead and cover his face again.
Damn, sister, what family business do you have?
Your husband didn't leave a penny for you. Do you have a big family business?
If you didn’t have this son, you wouldn’t be able to afford this meal. Do you know?
Seeing this, Ke Tianbao naturally knew what these people were thinking. This made him feel a little complicated. Liu Lanzhu was his mother after all. Her mother was embarrassed, and her son might not have any light on her face.
However, if you don’t leave this, the trouble will only be greater. This is the core of the difficulty in dealing with housework. To put it bluntly, it is impossible to erase or cut off from the "love".
Taking a deep breath, Ke Tianbao picked up the wine glass. The atmosphere of this meal gradually became hot as he stood up and toasted.
However, gradually, Liu Lanzhu became a little dissatisfied.
Because she found that among the people here, except Liu Li, everyone else was surrounding Ke Tianbao, and no one seemed to take her as the "protagonist" seriously.
For Liu Nianzhu, who has just been released from prison with hatred, the most urgent thing she needs is actually "respect". She is extremely eager to still be like the stars before.
Therefore, she could not accept that there was another protagonist at her reception banquet, even if the protagonist was her own son.
With this mentality, she suddenly discovered something. A few years later, Ke Tianbao's height has risen to 1.8 meters and his appearance has become more and more handsome.
Originally this was a good thing, but his eyebrows were getting more and more similar to Ke Xinying. This look was really annoying.
So, Liu Lanzhu picked up the cup and just planned to increase the volume and said something to attract everyone's attention.
But Ke Tianbao took the lead and raised his cup and said to everyone: "Uncles and aunts, I think I must give you another cup, as for the reason..."
"If you toast Tianbao, you must drink it. This is the place where Tianbao will be useful in the future. We must help. What other reasons do you need? Are you right?"
Shu Sili is also a scene person. She knew how to hold her and talk. After she helped her to raise her head, she raised her head and started pouring wine into her mouth.
That is, when she poured the wine into her mouth, Ke Tianbao said the second half of the sentence: "Since Aunt Shu said that, I'm not polite. I'll ask everyone to help my mother seek revenge on Xu Xiyu."
"yue~~" After the words fell, Shu Sili drank the wine in her mouth and directly returned to the cup.
What followed was a strong cough.
"Cough, cough cough cough... Tianbao... Cough... you... Cough cough... Who do you think you want to seek for revenge?" Shu Sili coughed while grabbing Ke Tianbao's arm and asked.
Looking at Shu Sili's incredible eyes, Ke Tianbao held back his smile and said seriously: "Let Xu Xiyu take revenge. Aunt Shu, you are my mother's good sister and best friend. Wouldn't you not help me?"
In the private room, Ke Tianbao's words fell into a dead silence.
Shu Sili froze while still, looking at Ke Tianbao's serious expression, and after a while, he repeatedly confirmed: "Are you serious?"
"Of course." Ke Tianbao nodded.
This sentence "of course" made Shu Sili's eyes tremble. At this moment, she wanted to return all the wine she had drunk at this meal.
Damn it?
What the hell are you talking about?
Looking for revenge on Xu Xiyu?
Just for you two?
Just when Shu Sili was considering whether to use her fingers to pick her throat and "return all the food today to Ke Tianbao".
Liu Nianzhu next to him pretended to be "reprimanded" and said, "Tianbao, what are you saying? Just eat and eat. Why do you have to talk about these unhappy ones?"
"Yes, yes, yes, don't talk about these, don't talk about these..." Shu Sili instinctively agreed, but she was still in a state of confusion with her.
She was confused, but the others were not confused.
I saw a Curtin Real Estate executive who stood up and put his phone in his ear and said, "What?! Your mother was in a car accident. Where is it? Wait for me, wait for me, I'll go there immediately..."
No mistakes, one song, one content, one in 6, one book, one bar, one reading!
While saying that, he hurried out, and he was too lazy to fight Liu Lanzhu and Ke Tianbao even if he said hello.
Looking at his back as he quickly left, Liu Li's expression was distorted to the extreme on his lower face.
His hand was pinching his thighs hard, trying to use pain to offset his smile. At the same time, my heart screamed:
My dear mother!
Help! ! !
Come and save someone!
It is impossible to save it. There are one person present, and they are all thinking about finding an excuse to leave, and they have no intention of paying attention to others.
Liu Nianzhu was not stupid either. Of course, she felt something was wrong with the atmosphere, so she hurriedly smoothed out and said, "Don't listen to Tianbao's nonsense. You have to make a long-term plan for such things. I won't talk about this for now."
"Long-term plan?!" Shu Sili finally came to her senses, stretched her head and said with an indescribable expression, "Long-term plan means, are you really planning to seek revenge on Xu Xiyu?"
"That won't." Liu Lanzhu waved her hand.
This sentence "No" finally made everyone present relieved. If you continue to chat like this, everyone will have to consider who should get into a car accident.
But just when everyone was relieved, Liu Lanzhu said again: "Xu Xiyu is just a soft-hearted person, and the one who is really difficult to deal with is Ke Xinying.
As long as I can successfully take down Ke Xinying, it will be a good thing to deal with Xu Xiyu. I have to report it to him..."
Before he finished speaking, a shrill voice suddenly sounded over the private room: "What? My father-in-law was smoking and suffocating to enter the ICU?"
"Hey, wait for me, wait for me, tell my father-in-law that he must hold on. My wife and I cannot lose him!!!"
"Father-in-law, my dear dad... You must not have something to do. I'll be here soon, wuwuwu~~"
"Puff~~jijijijijijijiji...cough...um...swish~~hehehehe..." Liu Li finally couldn't hold back and laughed out loud, but soon he held it in a while through coughing.
Not only that, he also forcibly wrinkled his face, pretending to be serious and nodding his head and shook his legs, as if telling everyone that he didn't laugh just now.
But the question is, how can I hold it in?
After wrinkling for a while, he laughed out loud again, and then quickly lowered his head.
But the next second, he found that bowing his head seemed not enough.
So he simply shrank under the table and pretended to be looking for the chopsticks that fell to the ground.
"Crazy, it's so crazy. Liu Lanzhu and Ke Tianbao, don't take us with you if you want to die!" Shu Sili finally came to her senses and was extremely rude when she spoke.
Originally, she was thinking about climbing Xu Xiyu through Ke Tianbao's line.
As a result, this guy actually came to "want to seek revenge on Xu Xiyu"?
Forget it, just take revenge, but still say that Xu Xiyu is a soft-fried man?
"Shu Sili, how are you talking?" Liu Lanzhu couldn't help but feel scolded and choked with a cold face.
"How do I say? How do I say?" Shu Sili was angry and laughed, "I said, when you were sentenced to sentence your body and your brain separately?
Did the body have been sentenced to a few years, but the brain has been sentenced to lifeless, so this time my brain has not been released from prison with you? Look at what you are talking about? ”
"You!"
"What are you, I'm just asking Xu Xiyu and Ke Xinying to avenge him? What a guy, you know Ling Yi..."
"What's the one with zero or one, Shu Sili, are you drunk too much?" Liu Lanzhu really couldn't hold on and cursed interrupted.
After Shu Sili was scolded, she also reacted.
As Ling Yi's identity, let alone Liu Lanzhu, he only found out through the news.
Those who are like Li Yiguang and Liu Yutao are the most powerful people they can come into contact with.
But he was the "zenith star" in his eyes, and he was defeated by Xu Xiyu.
You Liu Lanzhu are not as good as me!
How dare you speak so wildly?
Thinking of this, Shu Sili felt that it was necessary to introduce herself to her "best friend" and not to make her feel like she was seeking death.
(This chapter ends)