Chapter 303 "Jade Beast Danger Rating Table"
Everyone can see that this little girl is interested in Fushimikun. As for Fushimikun's attitude, it is a bit unpredictable.
Eating melons is a human instinct. Everyone keeps encouraging (inciting) to make Genyuko brave once, don’t leave any regrets, and shout out all the thoughts in her heart.
The atmosphere was so strong that Yuan Yuzi was a little bit over. She opened her mouth and subconsciously wanted to call Mom Jiang's name. Suddenly she thought of something, and couldn't help but turn around and secretly glanced at Fushimiku.
The latter was just looking at her, and his eyes touched each other, and Yuan Yuzi's heartbeat inexplicably accelerated. She withdrew her gaze like an electric shock, lowered her head nervously, and disturbed her fingers.
It seems...it's a good opportunity...
Do you want to shout...
no! If you shout it out, you will lose!
However, they are good partners, and the friendship they cherish each other is nothing...
No, no, Fushimi-kun is obviously testing you!
But if you don't say it, maybe Fushimi-kun will fall in love with other people...
So what? How can you force yourself!
But, but...
Yuan Tamako's face turned red like a tomato, gradually heating up. If it were in the anime, it would be a high-temperature special effect.
"Come on!" Ito Mato encouraged, "Be brave, there is nothing to be embarrassed about!"
Damn it, if you say this, it seems ambiguous! ! Yuan Yuzi pouted her mouth and looked aggrieved. Her brain was overloaded with heat, and the case of burnt corpse and love tests were thrown out of the sky for a while.
No matter what!
Yuan Yuzi's mind was twitching, and she didn't know what she was thinking. She took a deep breath and shouted to the sea:
"Fushimi--"
The second half of the conversation came to an abrupt end, as if the recorder pressed the pause button.
Genyuko's ears buzzed. She realized that she was doing something stupid. The young feeling was defeated by the uneasy fear. Inexplicable uneasiness swept over. When the words to her mouth turned into: "Fujiki's House--"
"Fujisi" and Fushimi are homophonic; the sentence "Fujisi" is literally translated as "you can see the room on Mount Fuji", which is often used to describe a place or scene with a good view and a view of Mount Fuji.
It can barely be regarded as "the vision is so broad".
After Yuan Yuzi finished speaking, she pretended to be nothing, turned around and wanted to cover up the truth, saying that she didn't really want to call her mother's name.
After saying that, she urged her to go down the mountain and hurriedly ran towards the cobblestone path.
Anyone with a discerning eye could see that the "Fujiki" that Genyuko just shouted was originally "Fujimi". There was a very obvious pause in the middle. They were not deaf, so they naturally knew what was going on.
Ito Mato thought it was such a clever technique. He used this way of retreating to advance and giving the right to choose to the other party, which did not break the window paper, and it also showed his intentions. He was really a clever love hunter!
He is worthy of being a city man, and his love rank is so high!
As Gentako's back gradually drifted away, Ito Mato withdrew his gaze and turned to look at Fushimi Deer.
So, how will Fushimikun respond next?
Fushimi Lu himself was also very surprised. He originally wanted to tease Tsuko Gen, divert Tsuko Gen, and buy time for himself to create perjury.
But he never expected that Yuan Yuzi's favor for him had obviously escalated to the level of a secret crush.
Fushimi Lu first reflected on himself, but it was all because he was not restrained and always exuded a damn charm, and then began to think about what to do next.
According to his original plan, it would be better to be able to survive at Fu Loli's house and wait for death than to earn money. When Chu Yuan Tamako paid him the first partner fee, the demonic villain in her mind had already had this idea.
But the problem is that Genyuko is also a poor man now.
This guy always wants to be self-reliant and has cut off financial relations with his mother. He lives on the little salary paid by the police station every day, and the deposit in his pocket is the same as that of a wage earner. Even if you are poor, Fushimi Lu cannot be regarded as a stock investment. He has no reason not to do such a low risk, low investment and high return business... However, there is another fatal problem, that is, Genyuko is not only disobedient, but also wants to change his life habits, life views, and work attitude...
If he really follows Yuan Yuzi's wishes, then he is not making a fuss, he is completely a dog for Yuan Yuzi!
Fushimi Kaoru wants rich loli, wants to collect money while lying down, and wants freedom. In short, it is just four words:
"Soft rice and hard food"
Otherwise, it would be put before the horse.
To this end, Fushimi Lu formulated a "Takimono Beast Danger Rating Table" in his mind to consider the degree of influence of Tamako on him. Once it exceeds the red line, it means that nothing can break the window paper. Otherwise, with his C-level willpower, he might really go to be a dog for Yuan Yuzi...
Even Fumimi Deer could imagine that she was obsessed with the help of Genyuko's righteousness and confessed the truth about the heavenly punishment. Yuan Yuzi held his hand in tears and advised him to surrender. No matter how many years he had been verified, he would be willing to wait for him to come out...
Really seeing a living ghost!
He won't do such stupid things!
Thinking of this, Fushimi Lu quickly filled out the form in his mind, and according to the performance of Genyuko during this period, the scores were scored one by one. Don’t ask him why he doesn’t write a paper version. Asking is just lazy. Secondly, this thing is shameless. Keeping it confidential is better, or it’s better to rot in your stomach.
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"Yazi Beast Hazard Rating Table"
——Guidelines for the risk assessment of soft rice and hard eating of Fushimi Deer (top secret version)
Scoring items and criteria:
1. Economic support capacity: "0 points: deposit ≥5 million yen, pay regularly", "2 points: salary is moonlight but can eat free meals", "5 points: rely on instant noodles to live and grab my desserts", "10 points: borrow money to maintain daily expenses"...
2. Control index: "0 points: Let me lie down and suck", "3 points: I'm silent and persuading, but no actual actions", "8 points: Take compulsory measures to force me to work hard", "15 points: Make a detailed daily living plan"...
3. The intensity of moral influence: "0 points: I default to my gray income", "5 points: I occasionally advise me to "do some serious part-time jobs", "10 points: I have a heart-to-heart talk at night to discuss legal justice and substantive justice"...
4. Tolerance of soft and hard eating: "0 points: Actively pay partner fees without asking for purpose", "5 points: require accounting but are too lazy to check", "10 points: check consumption records and cut entertainment budget", "20 points: Forced management of family finance"...
5. Mental pollution level: "0 points: I feel very decadent and cool", "5 points: Try to recommend inspirational books", "15 points: Positive energy quotes every day"...
6. Progress of limb domestication: "0 points: only for massage and foot pinching", "5 points: forced to go to bed early", "10 points: forced training and exercise"...
Risk level determination:
0~10 points: "Low-risk soft rice area"
"Keep the status quo and keep it sustainable."
11~30 points: "Medium-risk warning area"
"Beware of sugar-coated shells and uphold the dignity of a man who is soft-fried"
31~60 points: "High-risk collapse zone"
"Initiate the emergency plan: pretend to be sick/missing/find a new rich woman"
＞60 points: "The Jade Beast is fully descending"
"Escape quickly! You will become a model detective who wears a collar to work!"
Core principle: Soft rice is a means, freedom is the goal, and never bend your back to be a dog for five dou of rice!
Dynamic adjustment: Re-evaluate on the 1st of each month. If a single item exceeds 20 points, you must start the "Tako Calmness Technique" (including but not limited to: pretending to be a scumbag, lying to have a girlfriend, and revealing that you owe usury).
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After all, Fumimi Lu's face changed slightly. Now he was stuck at 30 points and his condition was quite dangerous.
(This chapter ends)