Chapter 367 Baccarat: "Sometimes I really want to call the police."
In a cave far away from the small town of Beechburg, the God of Baccarat was staring at several gazes, as if he was a rare animal locked in a cage.
In addition to the ray demon and dirty bubble that had previously rescued him, the masters of these eyes also had a mutated moth with flapping wings, a black Jack dressed similar to SpongeBob, who had a middle-parted black Jack, and a ghost floating in the air in the costume of a pirate captain - the Flying Devil.
Of course, in addition to these guys who are strange in shape and are not good at first sight, there are also a group of strange creatures staring at him.
These include but are not limited to a mechanical mantis, a flat flounder, a big lobster with a strong cervical limb and a scorpion-like tail...
"Damn, what are these guys... Also, why are there any big moths that mom messed with Farke in the sea?!" Dionysian felt a little whispered in his heart, his mind full of question marks.
However, considering that the other party had just saved himself from the hands of Superman and Ocean Ranger, he still forced a smile to try to make himself look friendly.
"So."
The Feitian Devil looked at the God of Baccarat for a while, then circled around him for a few more times, pondered for a while, and asked in an inquiring tone, "Are you a human or a horse? Or, a seahorse?"
"I am Olin..." Dionysian was about to report his identity arrogantly, but he swallowed it back when he spoke.
He suddenly realized that although these guys who call themselves "bad guys" don't look very smart, if they have any taboos for the gods of Olympus, wouldn't they cause trouble?
So, the myth of the wine changed and said nonsense: "I am a centaur, from a small island called Orin on the sea. I committed an unforgivable crime there. When I was taken to the execution ground to behead me, I took the opportunity to knock out the guards, jumped into the sea to escape, and then came to this... Well, Beech Castle, against the town of Beech Castle."
"Oh?"
Upon hearing this, the "bad guys" in the cave were immediately excited, especially the ray demon and the dirty bubble, and even excitedly collided with each other with their butts (after all, the dirty bubble has no hands).
They finally didn't save the wrong person and found a "bad guy" who was as bad as them!
"Very good, very good." The Feitian Devil nodded with relief, and then asked in a sophisticated tone, "From what you mean, you seem to be an amazing criminal in the world on the sea. So, how many bad things have you done in total?"
As he said that, he pretended to put his hands on his hips, raised his head, and said with a show of flaunting: "I tell you that in the past day, I have scared more than 20 residents of Beachburg, one of whom was even scared to the hospital and has not come out yet."
Um?
Scaring people?
Baccarat frowned and suddenly felt something was wrong.
But before he could ask questions, the ray demon next to him put on a sarcastic look and said proudly: "It's nothing great to scare more than twenty! When I just rescued this seahorse, I also destroyed a car with a laser! That's a car! The explosion of fire is several meters high!"
"Wow~~~"
After hearing the Ray Demon's words, the other bad guys in the cave opened their mouths in shock, as if it was so amazing that it would be to blow up a car.
Next, these guys spoke one after another, showing off their "bad things".
"I ambushed a group of students going to school on the side of the road, and then dismantled all their bicycles! Haha, these little kids can only go to school in the end, and they will definitely be late and scolded by the teacher!"
"I peed on the beach of Kule Lake, and all the guys who went swimming tasted my pee!"
"When I went out yesterday morning, I met an old man who occupied my parking space. I was so angry that I knocked him out! The old man kept lying on the ground and twitching, but I was scared... Cough, I left coldly and ignored him. Maybe he is dead now!"
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The bad guys who were originally showing off their "criminal records" suddenly shut up and looked at the guy who said they might have killed someone.
Black Jack felt everyone's eyes and suddenly felt that his cowhide seemed to be a little too much. But he still bit the bullet and continued to brag, "To put it bluntly, it's just killing a person, it's nothing great. Hello, old man..." He shouted to the Dionysian like a change of topic, "How do you think I'm doing?"
Baccarat was stunned, looking at Black Jack's expectant gaze, shrugged, and said bluntly, "That is to say, you killed one person this morning? Cool, what about yesterday? How many did you kill?"
"Yesterday?" Black Jack was speechless.
He will kill a lot of people! After knocking the old man out in the morning, he immediately ran away in fear when he saw the person twitching.
In order to escape from the police's arrest, he hid in the cave nest of the ray demon in broad daylight.
The other people's eyes at Baccarat turned from curiosity to shock at this moment.
Well, although they call themselves "bad guys", the worst thing they have ever done is just to scare children. Like the Ray Devil's actions of bombing cars today, it has been enough for him to brag about for several years.
And this guy, Baccarat, would be fine if he didn't speak, but he looked like a perverted murderer as soon as he opened his mouth. How could he not shock the Feitian Devil?
Of course, Dionysia is not a fool either. When he heard the so-called "crime incidents" in the mouths of these guys, he also understood it in his heart.
What is the "bad guy group" that is either bullying elementary school students or punching old men, and the flying devil who looks like a ghost captain, the most promising "crime incident" is actually a scare...
"Fake, it seems that this town needs a little high-quality crime." Baccarat's eyes rolled, and he had an idea in his mind.
He raised his hand and stuffed it deep into his ears, took off the micro headphones, and after hesitating for a while, he gritted his teeth, threw it to the ground suddenly, and then raised his foot and stepped on it into pieces with a "bang".
He decided to go all out and have a fight with Lango!
Anyway, if you go out, you will die, and when Lango comes to find him, it will be dead. It would be better to join forces with these so-called "Baichburg Criminal Group" to encircle Lango.
Thinking of this, Dionysian looked at these people a few more times. Although they have weird looks and weird personalities, their strength should not be bad.
Especially that dirty bubble, when he was locked in his body before, he could not break this guy's defense no matter how hard he used his divine power to bombard him.
There is also that ray demon, which not only flies, but also has extremely fast speed, but also emits devastating lasers with extremely strong destructive power.
As for the Flying Devil, Black Jack and others, although they can't see any superpowers, they are obviously not ordinary people who can mix with the ray demon and dirty bubbles.
"Maybe...it can really involve Lango." Dionysian thought to himself, and even felt that there might be additional gains this time.
"Guys!"
Baccarat clapped his palms, attracted everyone's attention, cleared his throat and said seriously, "I believe you are all amazing villains, all high-quality criminals. I am also honored to join our big family of Bad Guys Group in the Beachburg. But unfortunately..."
He raised his hand and pointed above and said with a sigh, "The guys who were chasing me on the shore may have arrived in Beech Castle now. They will never let me go after finding me. I think I should not implicate you."
After saying that, Dionysian's eyes kept spinning on them. As expected, the Ray Demon and Dirty Bubble finally saved their identified "bad companion" from their old enemy, Hai Superman. How could they easily let him leave? The two of them quickly patted their chests and promised to help him fight back the chasing enemy. As they spoke, the others also agreed. Only the flying devil kept rubbing his chin, his face full of hesitation.
Speaking of which, he has never been very satisfied with the way the Ray Demons recruit newcomers.
As for the way to recruit people? It's very simple, that is, they will save whoever Hai Chaoren catches, and then force the other party to join their camp.
This method is too rough, and to be honest, Feitian Devil is not actually a bad guy...
However, seeing that everyone looked indignant, he was too lazy to be the first to object, and asked directly to the God of Baccarat: "How is that guy who chased you? Are there any of the Sea Superman and the Ocean Ranger who are powerful?"
"They?" The God of Baccarat remembered the two old men he had seen before, and couldn't help but curl his lips and said speechlessly, "Of course it's better than them! Only those two old men, I guess they can't even beat Lango's pet!"
"Hiss..." The ray demon and others took a breath of cold air.
Can Superman and Ocean Ranger even beat the enemy's pets? Then aren’t their bad guys who can only play 50 or not, even more so, Lango’s opponents?
The God of Baccarat saw their shock, and after coughing, he clapped his hands and said to them, "Everyone, Lango is indeed very strong, but you don't have to worry. When I was outside, I heard that the town of Beechburg has a very powerful treasure. As long as we can get it, we may have the capital to fight against Lango."
"Treasure?!" This immediately attracted the attention of everyone present.
These guys counted one, and their eyes began to emit a golden light of greed for money.
Dionysian scratched his head in confusion. He always felt that the group of people in front of him looked like a character in a funny movie. How could he still shine when he heard the "treasure"?
The newest ⊥Xiao⊥Speak⊥Send⊥Six⊥9⊥Book⊥⊥⊥⊥Back⊥⊥⊥⊥!
He sighed helplessly and continued, "That treasure is a soundboard, which will emit a thunderous roar when hit, which can control the lightning in the world. Think about it carefully, is there such a thing in Beech Castle?"
"Speaker?" The Feitian Devil looked at each other. After a long time, someone asked in confusion, "What is a speaker?"
"..." Dionysian held his forehead speechlessly, "It's the prop used by Dongfang Shuo crosstalk."
"What is crosstalk?"
"A form of performance, you can understand it as a two-person talk show."
"What is a talk show?"
"Are you going to do it all!"
Baccarat roared speechlessly, shocking the people present, took a deep breath, suppressed the impatientness in his heart, and explained again, "Don't worry about so many, just understand it as two wooden boards long. Then this treasure can emit lightning and loud noises. Think about it carefully, where have you seen it?"
After hearing this, everyone scratched their heads and thought. After a long time, the oldest flying devil seemed to have thought of something, and recalled, "I have never seen the wooden board before, but you said that this treasure can emit lightning, then I thought of a place."
"Where?" asked Baccarat impatiently. This was his only chance to escape from Lango's palm.
The flying devil shrugged at everyone and said directly: "Jellyfish Field!"
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Not long after, under the urging of the God of Baccarat, the absurd Bad Guy Group of Beake Castle had all gathered in the jellyfish field as the Feitian Devil calls it.
The Baccarat, who was already in high spirits when he set off, looked at the scene around him and his face was astonished as ever.
Jellyfish! All are jellyfish!
Moreover, there was obviously no water in the air, but these jellyfish floated in mid-air like swimming, and lightning was shining on each tentacle.
"Buddy."
The God of Baccarat turned his head and looked at the leisurely flying devil beside him, with a little doubt in his tone, "I'm here to find a speaker, are you right? That's two pieces of wood! Why did you bring me to this jellyfish breeding base?"
The flying devil smiled and shook his head, and said with a smug look around his fingers: "These ordinary jellyfish naturally have nothing to do with the treasures you mentioned. But what we are looking for is not them, but the king of these jellyfish!"
"Jellyfish King?" Dionysian looked surprised.
"That's right!" The Feitian Devil recalled the scene a few years ago, and a trace of awe flashed in his eyes. "I had the honor to see the Jellyfish King at a glance. The guy's body was larger than a cruise ship, and his eyes were like searchlights, and his tentacles were filled with heart-pounding light."
He then carefully analyzed: "The most important thing is that I remember very clearly that the mutated jellyfish king has never appeared in this jellyfish field for thousands of years. Combined with what you said, there is only one possibility - the jellyfish king must have accidentally eaten the speaker you mentioned, so it grew so huge!"
"Hiss~~~"
The God of Baccarat suddenly took a few steps back, looking at the flying devil in shock.
To be honest, he was shocked by this guy's ability to reason!
I originally thought they were just a group of biological variants with brute force and simple minds, but now it seems that they are serious.
"Very good, devil brother, when I get the call board, I will remember your first skill!" Dionysian patted the Feitian Devil's shoulder excitedly and asked curiously, "Then how should we draw it out?"
"This is simple," said the Feitian Devil confidently, "that Jellyfish King usually treasures these little jellyfish. If you catch any one of them, it will come out to take revenge..."
"Bang--"
Before he finished speaking, the old guy, Baccarat, could not wait, grabbed a jellyfish and squeezed it out!
"Fake! I'm asking you to take it away, not letting you kill it!" the flying devil shouted speechlessly.
"Hey, what's the difference? Isn't it good to be able to draw the Jellyfish King out?" Jiu Shen clapped his hands indifferently, and was about to continue his "homework", suddenly his body stiffened, and the hair on his head seemed to be attracted by something, standing up one by one!
He looked up and saw a jellyfish that covered the sky and was even larger than the entire town of Beechburg emerged at some point, floating quietly above his head.
Meanwhile, outside the jellyfish field.
Lango stared at the black speaker in the transparent body of Jellyfish King, and he slapped the dozens of crab roe fortresses in his hand together, then opened his mouth to the maximum and swallowed it all without chewing.
He turned his head and nodded to the figure wearing an aerospace helmet beside him, "Thank you, Sandy. Thanks to your invention, we can find this place so quickly."
Under the helmet of the space suit, there is a squirrel face with beautiful eyebrows and anthropomorphic facial features. Her eyes were lively and her smile was kind: "When I was on the Mysterious Island, Mevis and I were good sisters. You were his husband, that was mine... uh, friend. It's time to help you."
Lango nodded with a smile, while his eyes stayed on the squirrel lady for a moment, and he couldn't help but mutter in his heart:
What a hell, why is a squirrel so hot and sexy?
(This chapter ends)