Chapter 533 A layer of syrup, a layer of toilet cleaning
"Here, come out."
The doctor from the Chinese Medicine Hospital changed his clothes and entered the corridor of the cystoscopy room. He heard a sound from the operating room from afar.
Out? !
What comes out!
The doctor in the Chinese Medicine Hospital was stunned. The first thought that appeared was a thermometer, but he himself denied this view first.
The thermometer slips in the bladder without holding back, and you can take it out as soon as you say it? Just dream.
"Director Pei, just use this in the future. There are many problems with clamping pliers."
sweat!
If there were any questions just now, then there were no questions at all, and the doctors in the Chinese Medicine Hospital were a little dazed.
Thermometer, that's thermometer! Clinically common foreign bodies of the urethra and bladder.
In the past, everyone tried it, but basically it didn't take it out. If it didn't work, it would be done with surgery.
He never thought there was such a convenient way to get it out in a short time.
How short is the time?
It took me a few days to chat with my classmates.
Just as he was stunned, a young and tall doctor walked out strode.
"Lao Liu, tell him how many days of antibiotics oral, and try to be more agitated in the future. Don't mess around, play with everything. If it is really broken inside, acute mercury poisoning will be fucked."
"Oh oh oh."
"There's nothing else. By the way, Lao Liu, you won't do this."
"No, no, no, I definitely don't, I'm honest and honest." Technician No. 66 quickly denied.
"I tell you, if you play so much, either don't look for me. If you look for me, I will call the interns and the rules and trainees and directly take an open class."
"!!!"
"Students are curious. Many people are curious when I tell them about foreign objects in class. You know that there are many young people nowadays. If you play, don't cause danger."
"..." Technician No. 66 was silent.
The doctor from the Chinese Medicine Hospital stared at the tall, young, and light-filled doctor in a daze.
Is this Professor Luo?
"Professor Luo, has it been taken out?" asked the doctor's classmate from the Chinese Medicine Hospital.
"Well, use the Nets to get the stone, very soon." Luo Hao smiled, "I still have surgery on it, so I'll go and do it first, you guys are busy."
He came and went in a hurry, like a gust of wind.
The doctor in the Chinese Medicine Hospital had the shape of a stone net in his mind. Huh? It seems to be really good.
Who said that you have to use forceps to get foreign objects in your bladder? The Nets are fine. Go down, hold it, and take it out, it is simple and easy to do, and does not require much exquisite techniques at all.
He thought it was a crush on skills, but he didn't expect it was a crush on thinking.
"Professor Luo, wait." Pei Yingjie rushed out of the cystoscopic room and chased Luo Hao, and his figure disappeared.
Seeing Director Pei's expression, the doctors in the Chinese Medicine Hospital were shocked.
If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he would have imagined that a director of the department of the First Hospital of Medical University would have been so flattering to a young professor who led the group.
Pei Yingjie's face was indeed a flattering smile, and his smile seemed to be physical, overflowing from Pei Yingjie's face.
When I arrived at the cystoscopic room, the patient had left.
There is no need to be hospitalized for this outpatient surgery, and it is almost uninjured. It is enough to take antibiotics for a few days after leaving.
The doctor in the Chinese Medicine Hospital saw the whole process of getting the thermometer in the machine.
He took the stone net and grabbed the thermometer.
After all, the thermometer has a diameter of about 0.5cm, so the net cannot leak out. Then I took out the thermometer so simplistic and convenient.
It doesn't seem difficult, but the doctors in the Chinese medicine hospital have repeatedly watched the entire process of taking the thermometer more than ten times.
The surgery was lightweight, and the idea was simply too awesome.
Usually, people in the group occasionally say that they encountered another case where the thermometer was stuffed into the urethra and was not taken out in time, and finally fell into the bladder.
But no one realized that the Nets could actually use the thermometer to get the stone.
This... has really increased clinical experience.
The doctor from the Chinese Medicine Hospital silently wrote down this matter.
"Professor Luo is really awesome." His classmate sighed, "No wonder Director Pei usually talks about him, it's a pity why Professor Luo didn't come to urology at the beginning. Although our subject doesn't make much money, it's better than interventional subjects."
"What's the story?" The doctor in the Chinese Medicine Hospital began to gossip curiously.
He rubbed his eyes, and he looked too focused just now, his eyes ached.
"I'm sorry, forget it, not to mention this, I'll be crying if I talk too much. The doctors in the interventional department have gained a treasure. In less than a year, everyone has a SCI written by each article, but they still have an impact factor of more than 20."
"!!!" The doctor in the Chinese Medicine Hospital was stunned for a moment. What family and department actually has such strong scientific research power.
Everyone has a SCI article, but it is still a journal with an impact factor of 20 or above. This is too awesome.
"We can only flatter Professor Luo, thinking that others should not forget us, and give one occasionally."
"So powerful? Why haven't I heard of it?" the doctor from the Chinese medicine hospital murmured.
"Look at this place, I remember that last year a child stuffed a dogtail grass into his urethra."
"Hahaha, kids are naughty."
"The rhubarb of his family left and was buried on the small hill behind the home. After a winter, he started to grow dog tail grass, which was so good. A child, he is ignorant, and he inserted the dog tail grass into his urethra to learn rhubarb."
"..." The doctor in the Chinese Medicine Hospital was stunned.
This child really misses the rhubarb at home.
When the doctors in the Chinese Medicine Hospital were a little sad when they thought of the ground where the rhubarb was buried, they were covered with dog tail grass.
When I was a child, the rhubarb at home was buried in the woods, so I had time to go back and take a look. I still remember when I went home, Dahuang came out to pick me up with her tail wagging her.
I thought too much, and the doctors in the Chinese Medicine Hospital had a little sore nose.
He quickly turned his attention, "The most bizarre thing I encountered was a female patient with huge bladder stones. At that time, we gave the gravel and finally found that there was a card in the middle of the stone."
"Issuing a card?!"
"Yes, I found out after asking that the patient was angry with her mother when she was young, but she got her hair stuck in her urethra without any pain. Later, it was like this."
“…”
There are all kinds of bizarre things. How can you stuff such a big hairpin into the urethra? But it's no wonder, who doesn't have a brain to get into the water.
...
...
Luo Hao returned to the operating room and began the operation.
The technician No. 66 didn't come back, so he went to help the little girl wash her feet.
Luo Hao did not blame technician No. 66 for this. One person has his own preferences, and it is a simple task to do something.
As for whether to lick or not, Luo Hao doesn't care much. Lao Liu is not a member of the medical team, why should he take care of so much?
Anyway, there is no technician who can do it himself, it doesn’t matter.
For Luo Hao, technicians can only play the role of icing on the cake and are not very important.
One surgery followed one surgery, and the last surgery was about to be completed, and the sound of the intercom came.
"Professor Luo."
It is Meng Liangren's voice.
Luo Hao turned his head and saw Lao Meng through the leaded glass, and also saw technician No. 66.
"What's wrong with Lao Meng."
"Professor Luo, it's almost done."
"Now, you say."
Behind the leaded glass, Meng Liangren's face looked a little embarrassed.
What's wrong with this? Why does it feel wrong? Did Lao Meng also stuff the thermometer in? No, Luo Hao quickly erased the idea.
Seeing that Meng Liangren was hesitant, Luo Hao didn't say anything, just told him to tell him quickly and go down and talk about it without rushing.
Luo Hao focused on the operation, but the operation was not difficult. He finished it quickly and turned around and stepped down.
Meng Liangren was going to follow the patient to carry him, but he hesitated for a moment, instructed Zhuang Yan to do it, and took Luo Hao to the corridor.
Seeing that there was no one around, Meng Liangren whispered, "Professor Luo, I just saw Director Yuan in the ward that had a patient with low ions."
Luo Hao smiled and said, "That's all."
"They consulted three times, but there was no conclusion... it was not a conclusion. I thought I had done a lot of examinations. I...I..."
"I have taught similar classes, right? It seems that I talked about it once when I was gossiping." Luo Hao asked Lao Meng.
"Yes!" Meng Liangren responded quickly, "It was a gossip you told, saying that the emperor had bought a lot of American licorice for his old lady, the kind with ammonium chloride inside."
Luo Hao smiled. Ammonium chloride is the main ingredient in toilet cleaning. I don’t know why the Americans like this.
Because it is an imported thing, her mother-in-law especially likes to eat it and eats a lot of American licorice sugar every day.
Later, people disappeared like this, and there were no autopsy reports or the like. The doctors of Union Medical College speculated that the cause of death was hypokalemia caused by excessive licorice intake.
It turns out that what Meng Liangren is going to say is this.
"How much blood potassium is the patient?" Luo Hao asked.
“2.2mmol/l.”
"Have you supplemented potassium?"
"I saw that the doctor's advice was there, but the effect was not good, and the basic value did not go up." Meng Liangren said, "Professor Luo, I checked the patient's advice and went to chat with the patient for a while, and found that he did not eat licorice products."
Luo Hao was very pleased.
Although Meng Liangren is just an old attendant, his desire to be ambitious is really stable.
It's not stable either, to be precise, it should be impatient.
It seemed as if Lao Meng always felt that he would leave him and leave him in the first hospital of the Medical University.
This is a terrifying thing for Lao Meng.
It is a good thing to be studious, Luo Hao nodded, "That's how Lao Meng. If the potassium ions are unstable, look at the doctor's advice and whether there is any sunny or sweet lixin in it."
"???"
Meng Liangren had a question mark.
Tianqing Ganping and Ganlixin are commonly used liver protection drugs in clinical practice. Because eight out of ten patients in the department are patients with cirrhosis and liver cancer, it is the most normal thing to take Tianqing Ganping orally.
What's the point of seeing this? Is it useful? Luo Hao looked at Meng Liangren's eyes and saw that he didn't understand, so he carefully taught, "Old Meng, what is the name of Tianqing Ganping?"
"Compound glycyrrhizone diamine entericide capsule..." Meng Liangren said, suddenly stunned.
Compound glycyrrhizic acid!
He never thought that licorice could appear in Western medicine.
The front and back were connected all at once, and Meng Liangren suddenly felt his eyes lit up.
"Just like the rehabilitation liquid is made of American cockroach, there must be one ingredient," Luo Hao said. "You go back and look at the instructions, which contain contraindications for patients with severe hypokalemia."
"!!!"
"Since the word licorice has the same pharmacological effects, it will still cause refractory hypokalemia to some sensitive patients. But, drugs like Tianqing Ganping are milder and have very few side effects."
"So that's the case. Tianqing Ganping actually has this side effect, I don't know."
"It's just that some sensitive patients will have similar side effects, not all. If there is a refractory hypokalemia, let's see if there is Tianqing Ganping oral treatment." Luo Hao emphasized again, so that his words should be as flawless as possible.
"Okay."
Meng Liangren immediately ran into the operation room and looked through the patient's doctor's instructions.
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The doctor's advice clearly stated that the sky was clear and sweet.
This is true. Although Professor Luo didn't see anything, he guessed the truth with a "spoken" guess.
"Okay, Lao Meng, go hurry up, I'll talk to Director Yuan." Luo Hao smiled and patted Meng Liangren on the shoulder, "Lao Meng, it's not bad."
"Has..."
Meng Liangren was a little embarrassed to be praised by Luo Hao.
However, he also realized that his recent changes were no longer viewing problems from the perspective of the old treatment of infectious hospitals who had hopeless growth for a lifetime. Now Meng Liangren always demanded himself from the perspective of 912 experts.
In the past, if there are problems in other groups, what does it have to do with themselves?
But now Meng Liangren always thinks about what will happen once he encounters a similar patient. If even this little thing can't be solved, Meng Liangren is worried that he will be despised after going to 912 in the future.
It doesn’t matter if I am an old attendant, and it doesn’t matter if I’m despised, so it’s not good to touch Professor Luo’s darkness.
"Then I'll go see the robot press."
"Okay."
The robot is wearing sunglasses and is chatting with the patient.
As time goes by, robot chatting becomes more and more proficient, and Meng Liangren even feels that robots can replace themselves anytime and anywhere.
The robot chats so hard that he talks, he says everything, and he is tireless and doesn't even have to drink saliva.
"You are a minor problem, just order a few days later."
Meng Liangren suddenly heard the robot talking to the patient.
"But I have liver cancer."
"What's so great about liver cancer? Look at the patient in the bed next door, who has had interventional surgery for 12 years. At that time, our Director Shen was still in charge of the team professor, so he performed the surgery on him. Look at him now, he is still alive."
“…”
"Just don't get angry. Although there is no practical study on liver depression and qi stagnation in traditional Chinese medicine theory, we have clinically summarized that qi has an extremely important impact on liver cancer."
"Ah?! Really?" the patient was surprised.
"Yes, it should be that anger will affect the endocrine system, but there is no scientific basis. There is an old patient who has been undergoing interventional treatment for liver cancer for ten years. If there is any problem, just have surgery. It's not a big deal."
"But one time I was suddenly carried over."
"Why?"
"Arguing with his daughter at home, his daughter said he was just a physical father, but he was not her father."
"..." Meng Liangren was silent.
What can robots learn?
Why did Chen Yong teach robots these messy things?
Meng Liangren remembered that it should be a patient of Shen Zizai. Because his son and his daughter-in-law quarreled, the daughter-in-law later turned over the table in public, physically turning over the table, and then the old man became magnanimous. After a re-examination half a month later, the whole body of the tumor metastasis was covered.
Chen Yongke is really... Meng Liangren sighed in his heart. Isn’t this a private product?
"Yes! One day my girl told me the same thing. Tell me, why did the little cotton jacket suddenly become someone else's home?" The patient grinned and wanted to cry.
"Don't cry, I'll tell you, what you need to pay attention to now is your body. Don't be angry, the twelve young people mentioned in Taoism, think less, think less..."
The robot began to preach a set of theories of Taoist practice.
Meng Liangren didn’t know if it was right. Anyway, Professor Luo didn’t say anything, so there was something wrong with it.
The robot is really capable of speaking, and has a lot of temptation. He turned the patient's words into a dizzy way, and Lianlian said that he should try his best to be the twelve young masters in the future.
Meng Liangren sighed in his heart that he had the best thing that he was good at. Even if he was a little bit short of it now, at most, the robot would be better than him in three years.
Fortunately, by chance, I came early, and if I were one step later, I probably didn’t know which corner I had been wandering.
After taking the patient back to the department, Meng Liangren and Zhuang Yan checked the room first, learned about all the patients' situations, and then returned to the office after a while.
"Old Meng, what did you say to Luo Hao?" Chen Yong had also come back. He was sitting at the table writing a paper. When he saw Meng Liangren come back, he asked directly.
Meng Liangren told the story.
"No wonder, you still remember such disgusting things."
"Disgusting?!" Meng Liangren was stunned.
"The licorice in the United States is licorice. Brush a layer of syrup and then a layer of toilet cleaning."
"Brother Yong, don't always say that the toilet cleaning is good." Zhuang Yan began to give her opinions.
"What I said is true. Just brush a layer of ammonium chloride outside. What do you think is not a toilet cleaning spirit? It sounds ugly, but this is the truth."
"..." Zhuang Yan was speechless, regretting that she had eaten a bite of the licorice candy her classmate gave her.
The taste was strange, and it felt like hell food.
"It's sweet, they also have salty licorice."
"Can salty ones be called sugar?" Meng Liangren asked.
"Anyway, that's what they call. Let me tell you, Lao Meng, when I look at foreigners, I feel that I have diabetes. Sometimes I even suspect that the insulin company has bought soft articles for decades and advocated it."
"Why?"
"They make desserts, put the cookies on the bottom, then a layer of Oreo, a layer of caramel cookie sauce, then a layer of chocolate, a layer of hazelnut sauce, then a layer of chocolate, a layer of sandwich chocolate, and finally top it with chocolate sauce, and sprinkle a layer of chocolate beans before baking."
"I'll ask you, Lao Meng, do you have toothache after listening to me?"
Meng Liangren nodded. This is too sweet, so he was so terrible.
"You have to take an insulin when you smell it. It's strange if you don't have diabetes all year round. You can only sell medicine when you are sick. Don't overestimate the conscience of capitalists. I know those dogs too well." Chen Yong said confidently.
“…”
“…”
This is too exaggerated. Meng Liangren and Zhuang Yan both knew that Chen Yong was a complete emperor and scoffed at everything abroad, but they did not expect that just a dessert could despise the flowers.
"What did you say just now?" Chen Yong confused himself.
"Licorice."
"Yes, licorice." Chen Yong said, looking at Meng Liangren with a strange look, "Old Meng, do you care about Director Yuan's patients?"
"Aren't I afraid that we will meet similar patients in the future?"
"Hahaha." Chen Yong laughed, "It's great, Luo Hao just likes you like this."
Meng Liangren raised his eyebrows.
"Really, it's good to study it carefully." Chen Yong said, "The contraindications of those medicines, and so on, are actually quite interesting to study carefully."
"And I have studied a lot of content and thought about it. I have cheated a lot of money in my life."
"???" Meng Liangren didn't understand what Chen Yong was saying.
"For example, the whitening care that Mr. Lao Liu did was actually retinoic acid cream + scrub, which was wrapped with plastic wrap and stuffed for twenty minutes. Then wipe it off and apply it with a salicylic acid cotton pad for five minutes."
"Vitamin A?"
"It's not vitamin A, it's vitamin A cream. Lao Meng, you don't understand. Look at Xiao Zhuang, you're nodding there."
"It seems to be, Brother Yong." Zhuang Yan nodded slightly, "I heard someone say it when I was in school, but I was born to be useless and I didn't use it."
"Born to be white, tsk tsk." Chen Yong tsk twice, "If you don't have vitamin C, you can use vitamin C. Anyway, you mainly use one to cheat, add a zero to the next and sell it directly."
"Brother Yong, I just wanted to apply for a card, so you can tell me this."
"I'm sorry, if you study the various clinical vitamins carefully, the principles of action are almost the same."
Chen Yong's mask was gossiping.
Chen Yong is familiar with all kinds of women's things.
Seeing that if he didn't stop, Chen Yong could talk about getting off work, he hurriedly leaned over with a smile, "Doctor Chen, did you see Professor Luo and Director Yuan talk?"
"Yes, Lao Fan was still stubborn and said it was impossible. Later, Luo Hao took out a lot of medical records and papers, and Lao Fan shut up. You didn't see it, Lao Fan's eyebrows were about to be twisted out of water."
Meng Liangren looked at Chen Yong deeply and did not respond.
"I'm afraid of yarn!" Chen Yong said arrogantly, "It's easy to discuss and give them a face. Otherwise, Luo Hao would take the medical office to check their medical records and throw the drug instructions on Fan Dongkai's face."
"I don't dare to do this."
As he was talking, Luo Hao walked in.
He knew what Chen Yong was saying.
Walking to the seat in the sun, Luo Hao snapped his fingers, the machine panda turned on, and walked to Luo Hao.
Luo Hao rua the robot panda and said with a smile, "I'm not from the medical department."
"I'm talking about extreme situations. By the way, I heard that Da Hei picked up a dog poisoned by tetanus?"
"Yes, it's hard, I've recorded videos and taken photos. Tetanus is rare nowadays, and this dog's condition is particularly typical. I'll tell the students in class, and the effect is very good."
"Is there really a horn bow that is turned backward?"
"Yes, the whole dog's limbs are stiff." Luo Hao said, learning a position, making Zhuang Yan laugh.
"It's probably that."
"Can you recover completely?"
"Yes, I heard from the big girl that the dog can jump around like a zombie dog."
Zombies, dogs.
A doomsday wind blew.
(This chapter ends)