Chapter 202 Blind Date Chaos
This outer sect disciple looks pretty good, but not outstanding. I can only say that he looks relatively calm, and his cultivation level is only the golden elixir. He is still the kind who has just broken through. He is quite courageous, even if so many people are looking at him. He wasn't nervous either and seemed very calm.
As the matchmaker began to test for marriage, a large number of figures flew into the air. From Chen Jiuge's visual inspection, there were probably more than a hundred people.
"Is this a malfunction?" Wu Daotian looked at the figures in the sky in disbelief. There were too many, even if they were too many, there were actually many elders of the True Immortals, and even Junior Sister Yue. This golden elixir How virtuous and capable are the outer disciples?
Chen Jiuge couldn't believe it. What the hell was this? Could it be that this was also a time traveler, or a son of destiny, a powerful reincarnation?
Yue Yinghua in mid-air looked at the red line beating on her wrist with a speechless expression, and was about to cut it off with a knife.
"Definitely, this is not a destined marriage, it's just that your futures will intersect. His marriage has not yet appeared, but there is a high chance that it will happen between you." The matchmaker's soft voice sounded.
Although the matchmaker's words made the disciples and elders above breathe a sigh of relief, they still felt suffocated in their hearts. They would interact with this little Jindan guy, and might even be his Taoist companion in the future. This was simply mocking them.
Chen Jiuge also saw something was wrong: "Why does this look so like a fire?"
"Junior brother, ordinary people don't have too many Taoist companions. Even those naturally lustful dragons don't have too many Taoist companions. Taoist companions are different from mortal wives and concubines." Wu Daotian said meaningfully.
Sitting on the stage in the square, Jun Linsheng was very surprised and said: "This is the second person from the demon species to appear. It seems that the harvest this time will not be too little."
"Well, it's not bad. I hope I can get some useful information." Ye Sheng said very satisfied.
The red thread of marriage is a sacred object of heaven and earth, and it is also the natal magic weapon of a supreme being. However, that existence has disappeared for a long time. Only the red thread of marriage that produces spiritual wisdom is left wandering in the heaven. I don’t know when to start it. This matchmaker's job.
At first, those sects asked him to take the test out of fun, but the test turned out to be wrong. The messy relationships caused chaos in the sect. Especially for some disciples with very low cultivation levels, there were an absurd number of marriage lines. And the targets are those beings with extremely high cultivation levels.
After a study, it was discovered that such disciples will carry so-called "systems" with them, and these "systems" are the demon seeds planted by the demon gods in the infinite star sea. Compared with this discovery, the sect's chaos is nothing. It's over.
Therefore, every time the red line of marriage appears, there will be a situation like the Ten Thousand Beast Sect. Its detection ability is widely praised by various sects in the heaven. Of course, those monks who have been cheated are not counted. After all, the green turtle is really miserable.
The outer disciple Xu Sheng, who was being watched by everyone, felt excited. He didn't expect that he had just traveled through time and had not started to rise with the help of the system. He had so many marriages. Sure enough, he was the destined one.
But it seems that the situation is not very good when it is exposed so early, but it should not be a big problem. With so many people, there must be a few love brains. I can observe this heaven. This is a fairyland with wrong painting style. I believe there will be a few love minds. It's not too brainy either.
"Arrange someone to control Xu Sheng and send him to the back mountain." Jun Linsheng said to the law enforcement hall disciples behind him with a smile on his face.
"No need to cause too much noise."
The commotion caused by Xu Sheng was quick, but it subsided even faster, because disciples from the Law Enforcement Hall appeared and were taken away saying they wanted to ensure his safety.
"This blind date is really unique." Chen Jiuge was frightened by the harem of a hundred people. Even an immortal would be exhausted.
"It's indeed a bit much." Wu Daotian's eyes showed a hint of envy. He didn't ask too much, just a few more would be fine.
The figures that appear next are much more normal. Generally speaking, they are one-on-one, or not at all, and at most they are one-on-two.
"Hey, senior brother Jin Xiao?" Chen Jiuge saw an acquaintance again.
The cold Jin Xiao didn't really want to come up, but he couldn't bear the peak master's roundhouse kick and was forced to come up.
"Let me take a look." The matchmaker seemed to be getting excited.
"Wow, I didn't expect my cousin to look cold. I didn't expect that he has so many confidantes."
This familiar voice made Chen Jiuge quickly locate Jin Yuanbao, who they had been hanging out with in the Baiyou world.
"Brother Chen, Senior Sister Wen, wow, senior brother, and senior brother's Taoist companions, I didn't expect you are all here." Jin Yuanbao was so happy that his little eyes were almost invisible.
"Hiss, isn't this Gao Danyan?" Wu Daotian took a breath, this blind date was so exciting.
Gao Danyan, a core disciple of the sect, is an immortal. She doesn’t have any hobbies in her daily life. She just likes to raise spiritual beasts and plant various spiritual plants. She also has a good personality. However, the spiritual beasts under her are very irritable. They are so irritable that you would look at me or me more. The kind that I'm going to beat you up with just one look from the master.
"Poor Junior Brother Jin, he's going to die." Wu Dao said pitifully.
Chen Jiuge originally wanted to ask what was going on, but then he looked in the air and realized that there seemed to be no need to ask.
A Zheng with a fierce look on its face appeared from behind Gao Danyan. Gao Danyan smiled naughtily at Jin Xiao and said, "Junior brother, be careful."
(Zheng: a spiritual beast born for fighting. Its smooth and graceful fighting posture is loved by many monks. It is one of the more recognized ten evil spirits)
Jin Xiao now doesn't care how many Taoist companions he has hit, because Zheng is rushing forward.
"Senior sister, please forgive me." Jin Xiao covered his buttocks that were bleeding continuously after being scratched, and walked all the way north. He couldn't even maintain his usual aloof image.
Gao Danyan smiled and said nothing, but quietly watched Zheng chasing Jin Xiao away, and said angrily in her heart: "This shabby matchmaker, if I had known earlier, she wouldn't have come out to watch the fun, now it's okay, she will definitely be laughed at when she goes back, okay There’s still Junior Sister Yue.”
The leader of White Tiger Peak, Shu Yiming, has a headache. This kid Jin Xiao is very handsome, but it seems that he is too good. Why did he get in touch with Gao Danyan?
"Lao Shu, we haven't chatted for a long time. I think we should be intimate and affectionate." Third Elder Jiang Taiyuan appeared quietly behind Shu Yiming, and his voice sounded very eerie.
Shu Yiming turned his head stiffly and said, "Old Jiang, maybe next time, I seem to be quite busy now."
"What are you busy with? What can be better than the intimacy between the two of us? Let's go, let's go." Jiang Taiyuan grabbed Shu Yiming's neck and dragged him away, leaving a long mark on the stands. .
Many Jinxian elders looked at each other, but Jun Linsheng finally smoothed things over and said, "The two families are intimate, so we don't need to worry about it."
"That's right, that's right." Many elders agreed, and at the same time their hearts began to beat. Why is this time a little different from before? Why are the disciples who came out of the blind date higher than the last?
Gao Danyan is the disciple of the second elder Jiang Taiyuan, and he is the only disciple. His attitude towards her is better than that of the descendants of her own family. If her surname was not Jiang, everyone would think that she is Jiang Taiyuan's illegitimate daughter.
"It's a pity Lao Shu."
As if responding to the wishes of many elders, Shu Yiming's angry voice came out: "Old Jiang, don't think that I can't defeat you."
"No, no, no, I was wrong. Take your zheng back. Don't spank me."
"It's miserable, it's really miserable."
It seems that she also found that her marriage was a bit fierce. The matchmaker finally calmed down a lot in the next few matchmakings. Basically, it was the kind of thing where a man is in love and a concubine is interested, and only broke a window paper. It can be said that everyone is happy.
"Next I will change to a female monk." The matchmaker suddenly said.
Then Chen Jiuge saw the female immortals on the square running very fast one by one, disappearing with "swish", "swish" and "swish".
"Ah, what's going on?" Chen Jiuge was stunned.
Jin Yuanbao winked and said: "Male Taoist monks are often called romantic, but the female ones are different." Chen Jiuge understood, and turned around to remind the senior sister who had not left yet to get out of the way, but the senior sister was in the air.
"Hey, junior brother, you have to be mentally prepared." Wu Daotian said with some sympathy.
Before Chen Jiuge could figure out what was going on, the matchmaker in mid-air had already begun to use her magical powers.
In the stands, Jun Linsheng said with a smile: "Great Elder, this is your disciple."
Yue Shanghua, who was hiding in the void, poked out her head full of gossip and said: "This girl is so beautiful, it's not simple at first glance."
Although Ye Sheng was a little worried, he still said contemptuously: "You think everyone is the same as you."
Yue Shanghua was very depressed. She was ignorant and didn't run away, so she was chosen by the matchmaker. When she tested the matchmaker, the entire sky turned into a black mass.
It doesn't matter if there are many Taoist companions in the future, the worst thing is that I can choose one when the time comes. As a result, after so many years, those people back then are either dead or have Taoist companions, and I am still alone. It is ridiculous.
"Okay, stop arguing, the results are out."
Chen Jiuge was very embarrassed. Senior sister went up, and senior brother Wu had obviously reminded him. Why didn't he think of it immediately?
Looking at the red-faced senior sister opposite, Chen Jiuge felt that if he had to use one thing to describe himself, it would be a boiling hot water kettle.
“Ula uh uh uh”
"Senior sister, why don't we go down?" Chen Jiuge really couldn't bear the attention of so many people, it was too embarrassing.
"That's fine."
The two landed in panic.
Seeing the eldest brother and others with aunty smiles on their faces, Chen Jiuge and Wen Ruo wanted to run away, but were pulled to the stand by the sect master and the elder.
"Not bad, not bad." Ye Sheng was very satisfied with Chen Jiuge's marriage to Wen Ruo just now.
I originally thought that dozens of people would show up, but I didn't expect that this little girl actually gave me a big surprise.
"Some people need to learn from it." Ye Sheng said to the void with an unclear expression.
Because the matchmaker started to choose someone again, Yue Shanghua didn't reply.
"Okay, I've watched you two children grow up. Your master has gone to the Infinite Star Sea, so leave your affairs to me." Jun Linsheng said, taking care of everything.
"Tai-Tai-Tai-Tai, what do you mean I've watched you grow up and let it be done by you? This is my disciple. What are you doing here? If you have this time, you might as well deal with your own son's affairs first." Ye Sheng was very dissatisfied.
"Your disciple, don't think I don't know. You didn't even intend to admit it at first. Now that you have, it's too late for me to tell you." Jun Linsheng mocked.
"That's my disciple too, go ahead." Ye Sheng sneered.
Looking at the noisy two people, Chen Jiuge said weakly: "That sect master, the great elder, is it possible that we haven't reached this point yet?"
"Do you want to be a traitor?" Two old men hundreds of thousands of years old shouted at the same time.
Chen Jiuge was so frightened that he immediately stood up and said, "No, no, I'm still a child."
"It's okay if it's not. If you want to be a traitor, haha." Jun Linsheng showed a bright smile.
Chen Jiuge was very depressed. Why did this world of heaven become weirder the more he understood it? There was also the aspect of elders urging marriage. It was really a ghost.
Wen Ruo has always been quiet. Wen Ruo doesn't know if he has a good impression of his junior brother. He only knows that being with his junior brother seems to be a good and relaxing feeling.
"Okay, you guys are really not old yet, so let's wait a few years later, when you can also develop relationships." Jun Linsheng said with some pity.
"That's my line." Ye Sheng said with a dark face.
Chen Jiuge didn't know the outcome of the quarrel between Jun Linsheng and Ye Sheng, and he didn't want to know. It was a strange feeling that he was just watching the excitement but it turned out to be excitement.
Just like now.
Looking at the senior sister An Jingjing who looked like a quail, Chen Jiuge had an indescribable feeling. Anyway, it was just weird.
Chen Jiuge was a little absent-minded during the following execution on the mid-air execution platform. It was not until the shocking news that an immortal elder had cheated on him that he attracted Chen Jiuge's attention.
The female elder in mid-air tightly protected the inner disciple who only had Mahayana cultivation behind her. Opposite her was her original wife, the elder. She was so angry that her hair stood on end. If it weren't for the tail, she would look like a Super Saiyan. people.
"If you have the ability, you can test it," the female elder shouted.
"Just take a test." The male elder had a very loyal expression on his face.
Then a seven-tailed spirit fox appeared in mid-air, and the male elder cheated on the spirit beast.
"Hiss." The melon-eating crowd below all contributed to the warming of the heavens.
The male elder didn't expect that this thing could detect spiritual beasts, so he was confused.
Looking at the two immortal elders who were fighting in mid-air, Chen Jiuge thought that the sect leader and others would stop them, but in the end they just set up a barrier to prevent the disciples below from being accidentally injured, and started watching the show with popcorn in hand.
Chen Jiuge was really convinced. This painting style was too crooked.
But this scene is still pretty good to watch.
In the end, the male elder came out on top because the seven-tailed fox he cheated on was also a fairy.
The unwilling female elder was arrested anyway. What was even worse was the disciple. The female elder was an immortal after all, but the two of them did not fight with all their strength. At most, it was just a family dispute, and the disciple was finished.
The subsequent executions became more and more intense, and Chen Jiuge and others were dazzled by them.
It's a pity that there is no such thing as a banquet that lasts forever. The red thread of marriage is gone, leaving behind pairs of infatuated men and women, carrying a large number of gifts, and drifting away.
Chen Jiuge was very tired watching it. It was really a sweat-soaked super show.
"Junior brother, let's go over there and have a drink. Today is really interesting." Wu Daotian was very satisfied with today's excitement.
Chen Jiuge smiled awkwardly. Thinking that he was also one of the liveliest people, his mood suddenly felt bad, but it was not easy to solve. After all, today was quite interesting.
(End of chapter)