Chapter 184 Welcome to the jungle! (Ask for monthly ticket)
"Welcome to the jungle~"
“wegotfunandgames!!!”
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"Watchitbringyoutoyourshunn-n-n-n-n-n-n-nkneesknees~~~"
The door opened with a bang, and deafening rock music surged out like a tidal wave. The dense drum beats, wild strings, low bass, and the hysterical roar of the home field seemed to be able to penetrate people's souls and hit the most primitive desires in their hearts!
Looking around, the colorful lights intertwined into a grotesque ocean, and immersed in it were countless people who were twisting wildly to the drums, clinking glasses, cheering and screaming, and were intoxicated.
"So"
Lango's eyes swept over all this, shrugged and smiled at the rough guy leading the way, "You think the fun place is the bar? Although I love Guns N' Roses and drink even more, I don't think the bar is a good place for conversation. ”
"Don't worry, the fun will come later."
Butcher smiled mysteriously and led them to a door backstage.
After he had a brief conversation with the strong man guarding the gate, the strong man looked at Rango and his group, especially Teddy and Yumi, before nodding and letting them go.
Behind the door, there is another world, the rock music is even more deafening, it is a more secret and crazier corner, and the people it serves are even more special!
"Holyshite!"
Teddy looked at everything in front of him in shock: he saw countless pairs of men and women naked, intertwined with abandon.
On the ceiling, a superhuman with the ability to levitate was having fun in the air.
The superhuman being, only the size of a finger, jumped down from the table and got into the woman's skirt.
On the sofa, a man stretches his arms infinitely like a rubber man, while four or five colleagues hug him and make love.
This scene reveals excitement in its absurdity.
"I thought I would come to a place like "Boxing Club", but it turned out to be the filming location of "Eyes Wide Shut"!"
Teddy was astonished and turned to Rango excitedly, "Rango, do you see, this is the true meaning of our journey through the world!"
"yeah."
Rango hugged Youmi and gently covered her eyes with his hands. An excited smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, as if he had found a sense of belonging: "We are home."
After hearing their words, Butcher frowned in confusion. He glanced at Lango, who was full of curiosity, and then explained: "This is a place where superhumans can satisfy their dirty fetishes." , there are no paparazzi, no reporters, and no idle groupies.”
He pointed at the rubber man who was having sex with several people, and said softly: "You can't see that guy, but here, he can indulge in sex with four or five people at the same time."
"Ah" Lange shrugged, and then joked: "This guy is not too hypocritical, at least he is playing as an adult, hahaha."
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Butcher chuckled and led them into a separate private room.
After a while, wait for the waiter to finish serving the drinks and go out.
Rango and Teddy talked excitedly about the uninhibited scenes of superhuman beings outside, while Yumi was floating leisurely in the air, occasionally sipping a sip of juice, looking quite bored.
Butcher frowned as he witnessed this scene, becoming more and more confused about this man's behavior pattern.
Just an hour ago, he witnessed with his own eyes that this guy named Lango was still in the park.
Then he took the cat and bear beside him to the supermarket and bought a few cans of beer. On the way, he smashed the door of a closed seafood shop in order to steal a bucket of fresh fish and feed it to the cat.
The most outrageous thing is that he and the little bear drank too much and urinated everywhere without talking about it. They even stood on the rooftop and used empty beer cans to hit passers-by at night. They exchanged swear words with others. Mom and Fake shot out like a machine gun.
However, such a seemingly cynical guy could easily defeat the other six members of the Super Seven on his own in a battle.
He even mercilessly killed the lamplighter and seriously injured the locomotive in front of Madeleine, the president of Walter Company.
This guy obviously has a strength that is not inferior to that of the people of the motherland, but he does not have the superior and strong attitude of the other party at all. He even puts his shoulder and makes some dirty jokes with him, and his attitude is very close, as if he is completely Don't worry that you have some plot against him.
He really couldn't figure out this man named Lango.
On the other side, after Lango made an appointment with Teddy to hang out here alone next time, he turned his attention to Butcher.
This face looks familiar. It seems that he must have appeared in many supporting roles in movies. In all likelihood, he is also a plot character.
So, he flicked the ashes of his cigarette and asked bluntly: "So, you are looking for me just to help you deal with Walter Company?"
Butcher smiled and said, "I think this should be our common goal. I witnessed with my own eyes what you did on the 99th floor of the Watt Building. Believe me, neither the motherland nor the Watt Company will I will let you go easily."
"Yeah."
Lange did not deny the other party's words, gently shook the glass in his hand, and said leisurely: "There is news that you may not know. Before I left, the female president of Walter named Madeline chatted with me for a while. There is a meaning inside and outside the words.”
He raised his head and looked at Butcher with bright eyes, "Walter Company wants to recruit me."
"WTF?!" Butcher was shocked when he heard this, "You killed the lamplighter in front of that woman, disabled the locomotive, and even threw Black and Maeve out of the building, but she still wanted to win over you. ?”
"What can I say, man." Lange spread his hands, raised his eyebrows and smiled: "It seems that no matter where you are, those with strength will always receive preferential treatment."
Butcher forced a smile, but he had mixed feelings in his heart.
He originally thought he had found a partner who could fight alongside him, but he didn't expect that Madeleine's bottom line was unimaginably low. Even after suffering such a heavy blow, she still tried to win over Lango.
At this moment, he couldn't help but secretly regret that he had exposed his identity prematurely, and his hand unconsciously touched the handle of the gun at his waist.
"Hey don't be so serious man."
After seeing these small actions, Lange smiled helplessly and said: "I have a good impression of you. Really, don't do anything that makes me misunderstand."
Butcher stared deeply at Lango, and finally slowly put down his hand, took a deep breath, and regained his composure.
Lange patted his shoulder lightly, raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "As I said just now, I am a hot commodity. If you want me to help you deal with Walter Company, you have to show some sincerity and give it to me. A suitable condition.”
Butcher was silent for a moment and confessed: "To be honest, I don't have much money to pay you."
"Uh-huh." Lange shrugged nonchalantly: "I like your honesty, keep talking."
Butcher paused and his tone became serious: "Although we have just met, I can clearly feel that you don't like Walter or those so-called superheroes!"
He began to list his observations, "For example, when you buy beer and snacks, you deliberately avoid products endorsed by superheroes; after coming out of the supermarket, you immediately changed out of clothes with the Sevens logo; you even peed on the street. At that time, you deliberately chose a street lamp with graffiti from the motherland. The subtle expression on your face when you mentioned the people of the motherland, and the disregard of the billboard of the Seven on the roadside, all showed your inner disdain for them.
"besides."
"Wait! Wait, man!"
Lange quickly interrupted this guy who talked endlessly, and he took another look at this rough man with a square face and unkempt appearance.
Although he didn't want to admit it so simply, almost everything this mother-in-law said was right.
He couldn't help but frown and asked: "What did you do before, private detective?"
Butcher twisted his head and said slowly: "I served in the Air Force, and then worked in other departments of the government. As of now, I am just an ordinary homeless person."
".OK, that makes sense."
Lango nodded, then looked at Butcher seriously and said, "You're right, I really don't like Vought's approach of packaging superhuman beings into stars, and I learned the true face behind their glory, which made me More disgusting.”
He changed the topic and said with a smile: "This does not mean that I want to be enemies with them. In fact, I may soon leave North America and go to Europe or the East to find a quiet town with my family and friends. Live a peaceful life.”
"Pfft hahaha."
After hearing what he said, Butcher immediately laughed out loud. He waved his hand towards Lango and couldn't help laughing: "Sorry, man, I didn't mean anything else. It's just that I couldn't help what you said."
Rango and Teddy looked at each other, smiled and asked, "Is there any problem?"
Butcher stopped laughing, touched his chin, and his tone turned serious: "Lango, what makes you think that Watt Company and the people of the motherland will let you live a stable life? Huh huh?"
"You just made a big fuss at their headquarters a few hours ago. Six of the seven-man team were defeated by you. Do you think that arrogant motherland man will let you go? You don't really think that he and he Are you as humble and upright as you are on TV?”
"And the most crucial point."
Butcher raised his eyes to look at Lango, with a meaningful smile on his lips, "You are not the kind of person who can settle for mediocrity. If you were true, today's scene would not have happened. What you pursue in your bones is excitement and tension. Life!"
".oh.."
After hearing this, Lange was silent for a moment, then suddenly clapped and laughed: "Xie Te, although your motherfucker doesn't look very good, you are pretty good at judging people."
Seeing this, Butcher smiled and extended his hand: "So, how about cooperation?"
Lange looked at the hand with a playful smile on his lips. He did not respond immediately, but asked curiously: "I have two more questions to ask you."
He looked at this guy carefully and said, "You are just an ordinary person, with some government background at most. To be honest, I don't see any value in you. Why should I cooperate with you instead of others."
Butcher's expression remained unchanged, and he looked at Lango firmly: "My government background may be deeper than you think. Do you think I am the only one fighting against Vought? You are wrong, I have a powerful team!”
His tone became more firm: "Join us, Lange. With you, we will be as unstoppable as the Nine-Six Bulls! Kill all the superhumans in front of us, and then step on Madeleine to win our championship ring - the motherland. Human head!"
".OK" Lange shook his head gently, with a trace of amusement on his face: "You are quite good at using metaphors, but I have one last question." The relaxation on Lange's face faded instantly, and he held Butcher tightly. shoulder, and said expressionlessly: "During the time I spent with you, I can feel the complex emotions in your eyes - defensiveness, panic, but more deeply, disgust for me. "
Butcher was hit by these words, and his original excitement suddenly cooled down, and he fell silent.
Seeing this, Lange smiled at the corner of his mouth, "Look, I'm pretty good at judging people. Please explain, man, I'm not interested in cooperating with a guy who is a brother-in-law on the surface but secretly hates me so much."
Butcher's eyes were slightly cold. He glanced at Teddy beside the sofa who was looking at him with the same smile, and Yumi who was holding a glass of juice in the air and winking at him. After a long time, he grinned and said: "Rango, I miss you. It’s a misunderstanding. It’s not you I hate, but all superhuman beings!”
"Oh? Why?"
Lange laughed when he heard this and said, "Is it possible that your wife was taken in by a superhuman?"
"You bastard!" After hearing someone insulting his wife, Butcher was furious and immediately prepared to draw a gun to hit the other party. However, under the squeeze of Lango's iron hoop-like arm, he was now He didn't even have the ability to move.
Butcher's face became even more gloomy. He lowered his voice and said with indignation: "In the past nearly ten years, I have witnessed with my own eyes how superhumans bring disasters to ordinary people. They claim to be the embodiment of justice, but they are often criticized for their actions. Reckless and out-of-control power has resulted in injuries and even deaths of innocent people. In order to maintain the image of these superheroes, Vought has covered up countless truths."
"I hate these so-called superheroes, and I can't turn a blind eye to the murders behind them. So, I want to overthrow Walt and expose their true colors!"
Lange listened quietly, looked at Butcher deeply, and finally nodded slightly to express understanding.
"I can see that's not the main reason, but whatever."
He smiled and patted the guy on the shoulder, "I think we'll get along very well."
When Butcher heard this, he was stunned for a moment, then sneered: "As long as you stop making fun of my family."
After speaking, he raised his glass and said seriously: "Welcome to the jungle?"
“Fake—yeah!”
Lango responded loudly, knocked Butcher's wine glass hard, and laughed heartily, "Let's turn this world upside down together!"
After a glass of wine, Lange urged Butcher to go out and call some superhuman girls in to play.
Butcher looked at this guy's crotch. He had just had such a big rash in the park not long ago, which had creamed Starlight's face. How could it happen again so soon?
He shook his head, stood up and was about to go out to call someone, but as soon as he opened the door, he suddenly heard Lango shouting from behind: "Remind you Butcher, I am MJ, you are the Pippen, don't mess with the relationship." Wrong."
"hehe."
Butcher smiled when he heard this, turned his head and raised his eyebrows and said: "My position is that of a Zen master."
After a while, when he left the private room, Teddy shook his head helplessly and said to Rango: "This guy is obviously using us as a weapon. Rango, you shouldn't agree to him so easily."
"Yeah, I know, but"
Lange tilted his head, with a certain light shining in his eyes, "I don't know why, but I admired him very much as soon as I saw him. This guy might be able to give us a surprise in the future."
He then smiled and added: "Besides, the suggestion you made earlier becomes more and more interesting the more I think about it."
"What?" Teddy asked.
Lango lit a cigarette, blew out a puff of smoke, and said slowly: "The world is indeed very accepting of superhuman beings, but once existences like Andrew and the others appear in public, Vought Company will never sit idly by. This company is using superhuman beings for profit and is ruthless, and we must be prepared.”
Hearing this, Teddy's eyes flashed with excitement: "Instead of passively defending, why not take the initiative?"
"I have a tentative plan, but to implement it, the government resources behind Butcher will be key."
Teddy looked confused, spread his hands and asked, "What exactly is your plan?"
Lango turned to look at Teddy, with a mysterious smile on his lips: "Give yourself a loud nickname, man, we will need it soon!"
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The next morning.
The Watt Building in the center of Manhattan is still as busy as ever inside and outside. All employees who witnessed the storm in the command base have been asked to sign a confidentiality agreement. Any leakage will face astronomical compensation. Therefore, there is no outbreak in the building. Waves.
At the top of the building, the 99th floor, the exclusive territory of the Super Seven, Starlight wore her iconic platinum jersey and greeted the surrounding staff with confidence.
Many people affectionately called her Starlight after seeing her. This unprecedented feeling made her very satisfied.
She finally accomplished the dream she had always dreamed of.
But at this moment, a deep and powerful voice interrupted her joy.
"Starlight"
Xingguang turned his head to look, and when he saw the person clearly, the smile on his face suddenly froze.
Stars and stripes cape.
Of all the superhumans in the United States, only one dares to dress like this.
Xingguang suppressed her uneasiness and smiled, "Hi, good morning, people of the motherland."
The motherland man looked at her expressionlessly, and slowly walked up to the woman, with a chilling smile on his face.
"I heard that the guy who dared to fight against our seven-man team in the base last night was your teacher? His name was Rango, right?"
Xingguang nodded slowly, hesitated for a moment and then explained: "He is not our enemy. Everything he did was just to help me. I encountered X harassment in the deep sea, so..."
"Shut up!"
The motherland interrupted suddenly, with red light flashing in his eyes, as if two flames were about to burst out, "As the captain, I would like to remind you that your current identity, Starlight, a member of the Watt Company's Super Seven Team, is no longer that Southern The redneck Annie!”
He pushed Xingguang back step by step and said in a cold tone: "As a member of my team, I don't want to see you have any contact with that exhibitionist named Lango. Otherwise, I will execute you as a traitor." !”
After he finished speaking, the red light in his eyes grew stronger. Just standing opposite, Starlight could feel two blazing rays locking on him, potentially cutting her in half like butter at any time!
At this critical moment, a solid arm stretched between the two of them.
Queen Maeve, another female member of the Seven, stood in front of the starlight, smiled and said to her motherland: "You should be more patient with the newcomers, I think she already understands what you mean."
As she said that, she turned her head and winked at Xingguang. Although Xingguang was unwilling to do so, he could only nod his head obediently.
The motherland man looked at the only two women in the seven-man team in front of him, snorted coldly, turned and left, his back as tall as a pine tree looking aloof and cold.
After he left, Starlight sighed helplessly towards Queen Maeve, "Thank you. Without you, I don't know how it would have ended."
"You're welcome. We will be partners from now on and should help each other."
The two of them were walking and chatting, and before they knew it, they had entered the women's restroom.
Maeve touched up her makeup in front of the pool and casually taught: "Remember, as long as you follow the wishes of the people of the motherland, usually nothing will happen. To gain a foothold in the seven-man team, the most important thing is not to openly oppose his opinions. "
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Xingguang was arranging her clothes in front of the mirror, and felt very complicated after hearing this.
She finally realized that the glorious images they portrayed on TV were so completely different from who they were in reality.
At present, it seems that Queen Maeve is indeed as shown on the TV screen, integrating beauty, kindness, nobility and strength, and can be called a true superhero model.
"Oh, right."
Queen Maeve suddenly changed the subject, with a hint of joking in her eyes, and looked at Starlight, who was admiring her slightly, "I saw you went to the park to find Rango last night, how was it? How many times did you do it? I've been here a few times, and he looks pretty big, so he doesn't think it's useful, right?"
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When Xingguang heard this, she was shocked and even more disbelieving. She never expected that Queen Maeve, whom she admired just now, would ask such personal questions so directly and vulgarly.
She rolled her eyes angrily and left Maeve quickly, unwilling to stay with this woman for another second.
Looking at her back, Maeve sneered disdainfully. If it weren't for the fact that she had a teacher who could compete with her motherland, she wouldn't even be interested in talking to such a newcomer.
She casually threw the tissue in her hand into the trash can. When she turned around, she coldly cursed at the empty corner of the women's restroom: "You pervert, how long do you have to peek into the women's restroom every day, Fake Invisible Man!"
As soon as she finished speaking, a naked and invisible figure slowly appeared in the corner. After giving her two evil smiles, he left as if nothing had happened.
Maeve secretly regretted it. When Lango killed the lamplighter last night, it would have been great if he could have also killed this disgusting invisible man!
And dozens of blocks away in Brooklyn, in an abandoned house, Lango was experiencing the most speechless moment since he came to this world. He couldn't help but burst out with swear words:
"Fuck Fuck?! This horse is the strong team you said?!"
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(End of chapter)