Chapter 208 The Big Bosses of Collapse
Pictures began to appear on the large screen in the sky.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, something serious has happened." The old eunuch holding Fuchen trotted to the imperial study room with a frightened look on his face.
The empress, who was dealing with the memorial, raised her head dissatisfiedly and said, "Jun Banban, how unbecoming do you look like this!"
"I'll go, the sect master has become a eunuch."
"Which of the same sect is that empress? This appearance is really... really addictive."
In the stands, the peak master of White Tiger Peak, Shu Yiming, laughed wildly and said: "Hahahaha, I never thought I would be able to see this scene in my lifetime. It's really worth my trip."
"To be honest, the sect leader can become a eunuch who always accompanies Huang Si, and maybe he can make some money. Huang Si, Huang Si, is truly one of the top ten beauties in the world." Second Elder Jiang Shengyuan said with some envy.
Back then, I was also Huang Si's suitor. Just now, the sect master held Huang's hand and wouldn't let go, but I almost couldn't help but take action.
"Stop laughing, such interesting things are not allowed to be recorded." The Seventh Elder said calmly as there was a picture stone suspended on the ceiling of Luoshui.
"That makes sense, that makes sense!"
in the screen
It turns out that a prince of the dynasty rebelled and is about to occupy the northern border. If it is not stopped in time, the dynasty will be in danger!
Empress Huang Di frowned and said, "Let my general lead two hundred thousand cavalry to put down the rebellion personally."
Eunuch Jun came to the residence of the general of the dynasty with the imperial edict from the empress.
General Wu Daotian looked at the old eunuch in front of him with disdain and said, "Are you saying that the prince in the north rebelled, and your majesty asked me to put down the rebellion?"
"Yes, General." Eunuch Jun said with fear on his face.
Wu Daotian grabbed the imperial edict, then kicked the old eunuch and said: "Go back, I hate seeing eunuchs like you the most. Tell your majesty that I, Wu Daotian, will twist off the prince's head."
"Pfft, senior brother is probably doomed." Bai Yao laughed out loud before he could enter.
Jun Sandao also had a dark look on his face, hoping that his old father could still bear it when he came out.
The scene shifts to the rebel side
Prince Jiang Taiyuan of the North scolded Fang Qiu at his subordinates: "A mere girl dares to claim the title of emperor. All the soldiers have drank this cup. Let us enter the imperial city and share the wealth."
Almost all of the soldiers below were immortal elders from the Ten Thousand Beasts Sect, with only a few disciples mixed in.
rebel cook camp
Chen Jiuge was serving rice to the soldiers with a smile. The full bowl of dry rice was praised by many soldiers.
Until the last soldier left holding dinner with a happy face, Chen Jiuge rubbed his wrist and said, "I'm exhausted, Xiaohua, rub it for me."
Xiaohua, whose head was wrapped in a thick scarf, was very obedient and helped Chen Jiuge massage.
Although Xiao Hua's face was mostly covered by dust, how could the many elders in the stands not recognize that this Xiao Hua was the Fifth Elder Yueshang Hua.
"Elder Yue has become a joke again. That disciple must be the great elder's disciple." Gong Qingru, the fourth elder, shook his head and laughed.
"I think Elder Yue shouldn't care about it. After all, she already has a lot of jokes." Second Elder Jiang Shengyuan said with a smile.
While many elders were chatting, the pictures on the screen began to flash quickly, directly coming to the battle between the two armies.
As a general, Wu Daotian personally fought with generals and killed several rebel generals. He kept shouting: "Child Jiang Taiyuan, you have no one. How can any crooked melon and jujube become a general?"
rebel camp
Jiang Taiyuan was so angry that he threw the wine bottle in his hand to the ground and said, "This reckless man Wu Daotian bullied me too much, Ao Tian, please kill him for me."
The rebel general Ao Tian, with his nostrils turned upward, held a big knife and said with disdain: "Warm wine, come to a certain house when you go."
a quarter of an hour later
Jin Xiao, who played the role of a soldier, trotted in with a devastated look on his face and said, "General Qinglong was captured alive."
"What's so unreasonable? Is it possible that in my huge army, no one can subdue this reckless man?" Jiang Taiyuan's irritable voice sounded in the camp.
"Laoshu, this is your disciple of White Tiger Peak, I think. I remember that he seems to be about to become a core disciple." Fu Shanhe, the peak master of Qinglong Peak, laughed.
Shu Yiming's face turned dark and he said, "I remember Li Yao also went in, so he won't be as high as my disciple by then."
"Damn it, why are you just a soldier? You'll be dead when you come out, causing me to lose face in front of Old Ghost Fu." Shu Yiming said, letting go of his harsh words.
As time passed, there were fewer and fewer generals in the camp, and Jiang Taiyuan could not sit still. If he was killed by that reckless man, not to mention his morale, there would be no generals leading the troops.
"I think there is a general who is qualified for the job!" Suddenly someone from below said something.
A beautiful figure appeared, and it was Yue Yinghua.
"Female? That's fine. As long as you can beat Wu Daotian, you will be my number one general." Jiang Taiyuan was also in a hurry and sought medical treatment at this moment. Let's just say it's a girl. Anyway, it'll be great if you can win.
Ula Ula
Wu Daotian, who was bullied by Yue Yinghua outside, suffered the same fate inside. Fortunately, his general risked his life to save him and escaped with his life.
Then the war in the north descended into quagmire.
Three years have passed in a blink of an eye, and the empress in the light curtain is still sitting in the royal study, but her expression is uglier than three years ago.
"Your Majesty." The sad-looking Eunuch Jun entered holding a memorial.
"What's wrong?" Empress Huang Si looked at her companion with a headache.
"Your Majesty, they asked for the opening of salt and iron, saying that the war in the north consumed too much."
"Asshole, they said they wanted to choose a concubine three years ago, and I already agreed, but now they want to open up the salt and iron industry. This gang, this gang of drunkards, gave me an order to ask all the people who proposed to go to the north. Who doesn't want to go? Search my house."
The screen changes
In the harem, Ye Sheng, who looked sad and held an embroidery needle in his hand, sighed: "How can a man die in depression?"
Ye Sheng's words were heard by the empress who was in a bad mood, and she was sent to the north.
Under the order of the empress Huang Si, the ministers dragged the poor father-in-law into the water after finding that they could not resist.
Then the already lively northern border became even more lively.
An unprecedented ethical battle has officially begun.
"Damn eunuch, go to the death squad for me." Wu Daotian kicked Jun Linsheng into the death camp.
"You will be my personal soldier from now on, and this girl will be my maid." Yue Yinghua pulled Chen Jiuge, who was cooking in the cook's camp, into her personal soldier's camp with a cold and arrogant look.
Even the little maid who served him became Yue Yinghua's maid.
As the number of wars increased, the two sides began to undergo drastic personnel changes.
Either two of my generals surrendered to you today, or one of your generals surrendered to me, and a unique war broke out.
Chen Jiuge, who had become the second general of the rebel army, looked at the weak Ye Sheng in front of him and shouted: "Sissy, suffer death."
Yue Yinghua looked at the defecting maid Yue Shanghua and said with a trace of sadness: "Am I not treating you well? You actually betrayed me?"
Yueshanghua shook her armor and said, "I will definitely wash away the shame!"
Wu Daotian looked at Jun Linsheng and said, "A mere dead eunuch dares to be my enemy!"
Master and apprentice fight each other, master and apprentice fight. This strange scene made the disciples and elders of the Ten Thousand Beast Sect watching below excited.
Especially since the plot is a nonsensical comedy, the funny scenes are incredibly exciting.
Hitting Jun Linsheng's crotch with a stick, Wu Daotian sneered: "You weakling."
Jun Linsheng shook his lower body triumphantly. A headbutt made Wu Daotian dizzy, and then he hit the milk dragon's claw hand, causing the general to jump on the ground in pain. Yue Yinghua kept waving the sword and Yue Shanghua started to fight with the bayonet. The two practiced the same martial arts, and they were always on par. As the endurance of the sword reached its limit.
Under the gaze of the two men, the broken blade flew down on Ao Tian who accidentally tripped.
"Ouch, that bastard, you are so unethical, don't you know that you can't attack the third route?" Ao Tiantian said in frustration, pulling out the two broken knives on his butt.
When the two women saw that they were in trouble, they quietly dropped the broken knives in their hands and hid in their respective armies.
Compared with the bizarre showdown above, the war between Chen Jiuge and Ye Sheng was much more normal.
The fight with swords and guns looks extremely passionate, of course, provided that the unsharp weapons of the two people are ignored.
Ming Jin retreats his troops! ! !
"Ouch, I'm exhausted. Lao Ye, why don't you have two drinks tonight?" Chen Jiuge stopped what he was doing and rubbed his wrist.
"Okay, I still have two kilograms of wine. You can cook a few chickens tonight and we'll have a meal." Ye Sheng nodded.
This harmonious scene appears in various places on the battlefield.
If someone carefully scanned the battlefield, they would find that in this day's battle, not a single person was killed. The most serious one was Ao Tian, who was stabbed twice in the butt.
Under the brutal battle between the two sides, the dynasty of the empress Huang Si collapsed.
In the end, the counter-rebellion army and the rebel army merged into one and invaded the dynasty. The empress was forced to hang herself.
Jiang Taiyuan, who wanted to be emperor, was voted down by many soldiers and successfully became the second Jun Banban.
The general is still the Martial Arts Heaven, but there is an additional invincible general Chen Jiuge.
Ye Sheng, who originally thought he was freed from his status as a male favorite, was once again admitted to the harem.
The first father-in-law, Jun Linsheng, became the director of horse racing. Yue Yinghua, who was uneducated, directly started his horse breeding career.
Various other characters have their own nonsensical lives.
At the end of the story, on the left side of Yue Yinghua, who was wearing a dragon robe, stood Jiang Taiyuan, who nodded and bowed, and on the right stood Yue Shanghua, who looked indifferent.
"The show is over!"
Shopkeeper Huang came to the stand with an unfinished expression and said: "Originally, there are many plots to be performed in this big drama, such as the jealousy in the harem, how those soldiers defected, and how Jiang Taiyuan became the second father-in-law. of."
"It's a pity that the elders were a little embarrassed and forcibly cut off these plots. I'm sorry, but fortunately the general plot was played out, and it can be considered a successful ending."
Jun Linsheng, Jiang Taiyuan, Ye Sheng, Yueshanghua, Ao Tian, the five golden immortal masters looked at Huang Si who was chatting with gloomy expressions, and their fists became hard without realizing it.
"Hahaha, the five fellow Taoists are really pretty." Jiang Shengyuan put away the shiny photo stone and said with a smile.
The fourth elder Gong Qingru also nodded in agreement and said: "It's very good. Although this drama is very short and terrible, it is still worth collecting."
Other elders also said that they would cherish and preserve it well.
Jiang Taiyuan said with white air coming out of his head: "You all took pictures?"
"It's not just us, look below." Jiang Shengyuan said with a smile.
Oh, I was angry when I first came out, but now I see, good guys, thousands of disciples of the Ten Thousand Beasts Sect, all holding shadow stones in their hands, shouting to keep them well.
Now it's better, the original glorious image is completely gone.
Others were fine, but the most angry ones were Jun Linsheng and Jiang Taiyuan. Shenma Jun Banban and Jiang Banban were simply a shame and a great humiliation.
Chen Jiuge and Wu Daotian in the audience knew what they had just done in the play as soon as they came out.
"Elder brother, you have done me a terrible job." Chen Jiuge suddenly felt that his life was gloomy when he thought of treating the fifth elder as a maid and competing in actual combat with the first elder.
Wu Daotian said with a look of despair: "Junior brother, I feel that I am in a worse situation."
"I think if you are fine, you should run away first. After all, there are so many people here, and you may be embarrassed." Jun Sandao reminded with a smile.
"rational."
"Thank you, senior brother, for reminding us, let's evacuate first."
"Wait a minute, I think I should avoid it too." Yue Yinghua suddenly got between the two of them and expressed that she wanted to join them.
After the three of them ran out of the square smoothly, Die Luowu looked frightened and said, "Fortunately, Senior Sister Wen, you reminded me in time, otherwise I would have gone in."
Die Luowu couldn't believe this scene, it was too scary.
Wen Ruo was also frightened for a while, knowing that he wanted to go in at the beginning, but luckily he held back.
"This is tragic." Bai Yao saw that the five golden immortal bosses who were still on the stage had disappeared, and silently prayed for the three of them in her heart.
In the Garden of Eden
When Chen Jiuge and others came back, they saw five golden immortals with sneers on their lips, holding small leather whips, standing at the door.
"My dear eldest disciple, where are you planning to run to?" Jun Linsheng stroked the whip and said with a smile.
"Master, I said I was just a little hungry and came to my junior brother's house for a meal. Do you believe it?" Wu Daotian swallowed his saliva and argued.
"Eat? Master will buy you something better." Jun Linsheng's expression changed drastically, and he instantly hung Martial Arts Sky in mid-air.
He whipped him hard on his buttocks and said, "You're a dead eunuch, right? You hate eunuchs the most, right?"
"Master, that's fake, it's fake!!!" Wu Daotian shouted miserably.
Chen Jiuge didn't know what happened to his senior brother, but he just looked at the two elders in front of him in horror.
"Great Elder, Fifth Elder."
"Little guy, how do you feel about me serving you?" Yue Shanghua asked with a smile.
"Fifth Elder, that's just acting." Chen Jiuge argued.
The great elder said considerately: "I don't blame you either."
"I'll leave him to you, and your disciple to me, no problem!" Ye Sheng sneered.
"Don't worry, just fight." Yue Hai said without turning around.
In fact, the most miserable person is Senior Sister Yue, because at the end of the story, Senior Sister Yue castrates the third elder Jiang Taiyuan and becomes the second personal companion, while the eldest elder Ye Sheng becomes the male favorite again.
"Xiaoyue, let your uncle come to verify the progress of your cultivation?" As soon as Ye Sheng got closer, he heard Jiang Taiyuan's gnashing of teeth.
"Old Jiang, how could you do this?" Ye Sheng was very dissatisfied.
"Great Elder." Yue Yinghua said movedly.
"What do you mean, Old Ye?" After knowing Ye Sheng for so many years, Jiang Taiyuan really knew Ye Sheng too well, and he couldn't just let it go.
"Of course we will verify it together." Ye Sheng said with a smile.
"No, help!"
It seems miserable, but in fact, those elders are also joking. In order not to lose their humanity in their long lives, Jinxian will almost always have fun and let his emotions fluctuate.
So Chen Jiuge and the other three were not injured at all, but the pain was really painful!
(End of chapter)