Chapter 183: Playing with people!
Really, this was the first time Zhang Lin saw such a big eel. It looked like a snake. If he hadn't known it was an eel, he would have thought it was a snake at first glance.
However, this eel has been killed and soaked in medicinal materials. It can be seen that the cuts in the meat are fresh and it has only died recently.
Special aged eel: This seems to be an eel that has been growing in the forest for who knows how long. It was just discovered and killed by a dark-skinned old farmer. Now it is soaked in special medicinal materials. It is a great tonic. items, price: 2 million/1 item (purchase limit is 1/1).
When Zhang Lin saw this note, he just wanted to say, my dark-skinned old farmer is amazing.
The special medicinal ginseng was also discovered by an old farmer with dark skin.
Now this eel is too.
What kind of arrogant person is this dark-skinned old farmer?
If this wasn't the background NPC in the game, he would have wanted to get to know an old farmer like this.
But this eel costs 2 million. Isn’t it too expensive?
Do you think you are a hundred-year-old eel spirit?
However, Zhang Lin quickly spent 2 million and clicked to buy.
We can know from past experience that the more expensive the game system is, the less simple it will be.
Everything you pay for is great value for money.
It has been said that this eel has lived in the forest for who knows how many years, so it might be a hundred years.
Of course, this is just what he thought about. Is this really how he became a spirit?
[Congratulations on spending 2 million to buy Shanhuo, a special aged eel! 】
"Your last number... spending 2,000,000.00 yuan, balance: 1,204,525.44 yuan."
He bought the eel with his personal card. In this case, it would be difficult to do the financial accounting if he went through the farm's accounts. Why is an eel worth 2 million?
There is no way to explain this at all. Instead of asking Chu Su to be more flexible, it would be better not to have this trouble.
However, his personal account previously received 5 million in dividends, and more than 1 million in corporate income tax was deducted from the 5 million, and then another 750,000 in tax was deducted! Of the more than 3 million yuan received, there are now only more than 1 million left.
So, this is why so many people evade taxes.
Think about it, the day for Liyuan Farm’s quarterly tax payment is coming soon. The entrance tax is 13%, and there is support for crops. But when it comes to the scale of the farm, the tax is 9%, and there are other profit points combined with a 25% tax. Such a calculation Next, it may exceed 10 million in the first quarter.
If he wants to use the money as dividends and put it into his own pocket, he will have to pay another tax.
You must know that the company that pays the most taxes in Youcheng only pays more than 40 million yuan a year.
Therefore, when the Youcheng Business Summit is held again next year, he will no longer sit in the second row, but may sit directly at the top of the first row.
However, seeing that Kairi only has a pitiful 1 million, he plans to distribute another 20 million in dividends next month.
A man always needs some money in his pocket.
Zhang Lin thought about it and got up from his desk, walked straight out of the office and headed to the warehouse in the core area. He couldn't wait to see the properties of these 2 million eels.
When he arrived at the warehouse, he saw the eel soaked in a glass bottle with medicinal materials floating in it.
He stepped forward to pick it up and saw the note information:
[Special aged eel: quality 1]
[This is a special old eel. Because it has lived for a long time, it seems to have a special essence. Special effects: 1. Strengthen kidneys* +1. 2. Replenish blood and beauty +1. 3. Strengthen muscles and bones +1 ! 4. Brain supplement. 】
[Note: The effect of this aged eel may have special reactions with some drugs, so please do not add other medicinal materials! 】
After Zhang Lin saw this note, he knew that the eel was expensive, but for many people, 2 million was definitely worth it.
Just to strengthen the muscles and bones +1, and tonify the brain and improve the intelligence +1, it is worth spending 2 million for a rich person.
Also, this blood nourishing beauty +1, if you were a rich woman, you would definitely buy it without even thinking about it.
As for strengthening the kidneys*+1, it goes without saying that as long as a man has that money in his pocket, anyone will take it out without hesitation.
So, no matter what, this is worth 2 million.
It's just that he doesn't have a girlfriend now. Isn't eating this food a little too supplementary?
But he just thought about it for a moment and decided to eat.
After all, it is to strengthen the kidneys and*, to become stronger, not tonic.
I am single now, but I will have a girlfriend in the future, right?
It makes sense to be stronger for your future girlfriend, right?
Thinking about it, he knew to walk towards the office center with the jar in his arms. When he got here, he happened to see his mother.
Lin Yan looked at the eel in his hand in surprise: "Xiao Lin, is this a snake or an eel?"
"Eel!" Zhang Lin explained.
"It's such a big one. This is a good thing. Take it home at noon and I'll cook it for you!" Lin Yan was surprised and said with a smile on her face: "Eat this one and I'm sure you will have a son with your first child. !”
As she said this, she was even a little excited.
"..." Zhang Lin couldn't answer this, it was too far.
However, there is nothing wrong with taking it home and making it.
Therefore, he put the can directly in the Mercedes-Benz S and drove it back later.
When it was almost noon, his mother called him.
He also left the office and got into the Mercedes-Benz S with his mother.
Unexpectedly, as soon as I got in the car, I saw my mother taking out her mobile phone and making a call: "Yao Yao, Auntie is going to stew something good at noon. Please come to my house to eat. I'll ask Xiao Lin to pick you up!"
"..." Zhang Lin was stunned.
Lin Yan hung up the phone but said: "This thing is good for men, and it is also good for women. It is rare to see such a big thing. Call Fu Yao to have something to eat together. I have agreed with her to let you pick her up." , she said you know where to pick it up!”
Zhang Lin naturally knows where to pick him up.
The car soon arrived at the community parking lot. The Mercedes-Benz S with license plate LY888 obviously attracted the attention of the residents parking next to it.
Many people in the community knew that there was such a Mercedes-Benz S. Those who were well-informed knew that this car was related to Liyuan Farm, while those who were not well-informed and did not even pay much attention were curious about who the owner of the car was.
When Lin Yan got out of the car, she took the jar and the eel inside, and then urged Zhang Lin to pick up Fu Yao.
"Mom, you can't add other medicinal materials to this eel. You spent a lot of money to buy it. If you add other medicinal materials, it will be wasted." Zhang Lin thought of the system notes information and hurriedly reminded his mother. You still have to pay attention to the game system's prompts, otherwise 2 million It’s all in vain.
"I know, go pick up Fu Yao quickly." Lin Yan urged again.
Zhang Lin had no choice but to go to No. 1 Middle School and sent a message to the girl outside the school gate.
Soon after, I saw a girl wearing a No. 1 middle school uniform running out in a hurry. When she saw the Mercedes-Benz S, she immediately ran over and got into the passenger seat.
As soon as she saw Zhang Lin, she asked with joy: "Uncle, what did auntie do?"
"Good stuff, it can beautify your skin!" Zhang Lin said with a smile.
"Really? Then take me back to change clothes first." Sister Fu Yao looked at her school uniform and was discovered the moment she got dressed.
"Yeah!" Zhang Lin nodded and took the girl to the Triangle Square. The car couldn't get in. There were too many people at this time, so the girl got off the car here and ran home.
After a while, the girl changed into a pure white dress and trotted back cutely, just like a flower blooming in spring. The girl's aura was really attractive, and there were not many old women around who were attracted to her. attract. After she got in the car, Zhang Lin also started the car and drove towards the community.
When he got home, he smelled a very fragrant smell.
"Uncle, it smells so good!" Fu Yao said in surprise.
"Fu Yao is here?" Lin Yan heard Fu Yao's voice and came out of the kitchen with a smile: "The eel has been put down to stew. It will be stewed soon. Please wait a moment."
Lin Yan still cooked a lot of delicious food for lunch. Naturally, what caught Fu Yao's attention the most was the eel. She was surprised when she saw it: "Is this an eel? It's such a big one!"
"Well, this is good stuff. Fu Yao, please eat more!" Lin Yan nodded with a smile and filled a bowl for her.
Zhang Lin had already started, filled a large bowl and started eating. He knew how delicious the eel was.
This big one is enough for three people to eat, even if he eats it open, there will be no problem.
After taking a bite, he found that the eel tasted really good. It had a special aroma when stewed. The key point was that the meat also had a medicinal aroma, which was very good.
This made him gobble it up.
"Auntie, uncle, this eel is delicious!" Fu Yao couldn't help but praise after taking two bites.
"Eat more, and what's more, this food can beautify your skin. If you eat it, you are guaranteed to have a boy." Lin Yan said to Fu Yao with a smile on her face.
"Ah..." When Fu Yao heard this, her face became angry. Why did she mention giving birth to a child? She subconsciously looked at Zhang Lin with a look for help.
I don’t know how to talk about this topic.
Zhang Lin smiled and said, "Mom, to give birth to a boy, the man needs to eat more to be effective, right?"
"Women also want to eat!" Lin Yan said and poured some more into Fu Yao's bowl.
Fu Yao could only keep her head buried.
Really, I can't relate to this topic at all.
However, while eating the eel, she still secretly glanced at Zhang Lin.
After all, she admires her uncle very much. He is also handsome and capable!
Thinking about her makes me even more ashamed!
How can I eat an eel and think about this?
Zhang Lin quickly finished a bowl of eel and immediately had a second bowl.
So delicious.
After eating the eel, as he digested it, he clearly felt another warm current emerging from his stomach and flowing to his waist. The feeling was very comfortable.
He understood that this must be the special effect of the eel, and he also felt very comfortable.
He knew that this was all strengthening, and the effects of strengthening the kidneys*+1 and strengthening the muscles and bones+1 were taking effect.
This feeling is really comfortable, and the benefits can be clearly experienced.
I don’t know when the swarthy old farmer in the game can catch another one, so he will definitely buy it again.
"Uncle, I feel numb on my face, as if someone is doing a massage!" Fu Yao was also very surprised and said. Apparently, the beauty treatment effect after eating eel had an effect.
Moreover, with such an obvious effect, this eel may have become a sperm, but it shouldn't be. If it really becomes a sperm, it won't be caught by an old farmer.
Just as Zhang Lin was thinking about it, his face suddenly turned a little ugly. The warmth was still there, but it seemed that there was an extra area of warmth, rushing toward his lower abdomen.
Something was wrong. With this warm current, he felt as if something had changed in his body.
*2 Uncomfortable bloating.
What's going on?
At this time, the game prompt appears:
[You seem to have forgotten the tip. While using special eels, you also used medicinal wine brewed with special medicinal ginseng. The similar effects of the two things seem to have a special reaction, and they seem to increase your abilities in certain aspects. But It seems that an embarrassing situation has arisen during this process. You may need to find a way to solve this problem yourself, otherwise unexpected situations that are difficult to solve may occur...]
[Please remember to remember the note tips in the future! 】
Zhang Lin was stunned when he got this game prompt.
He had seen the note before, saying that no other medicinal ingredients could be added. He also specifically told his mother, just to avoid unexpected situations.
Who knew that medicinal wine could also be considered a medicinal ingredient?
He now drinks medicated wine every morning. The key point is that after such a long time, is there still conflict?
That medicinal wine seems to have the property of making a woman beg for mercy.
Are these two similar attributes? So there was a special reaction?
Isn't this just messing with him?
Moreover, now there is an embarrassing situation. The key is swelling and pain.
"Xiao Lin, what's wrong with you?" Lin Yan noticed her son's abnormality and asked quickly. She could see cold sweat on his forehead.
"Uncle, what's wrong with you? Are you feeling uncomfortable?" Fu Yao also asked quickly, with anxiety on her face.
"No...it's okay!" Zhang Lin quickly got up and ran towards his room.
What the hell is this?
This scene made Fu Yao and Lin Yan confused.
The two of them didn't pay attention at first. After a while, Lin Yan hurriedly said to Fu Yao: "Yao Yao, go and see him."
Fu Yao nodded and followed the room very worriedly. When she entered the room, she found that the uncle had taken off his pants there, and she also saw a scene she shouldn't have seen.
"Ah..." Fu Yao exclaimed, her pretty face turning red instantly.
Just as she was about to turn around and go out, her hand was grabbed.
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"Uncle, how...how can I help?"
"Just use your hands, like this!"
"Uncle...we..."
"..."
Almost when Zhang Lin was speechless, another urgent event reminder suddenly appeared on the game map in his mind.
"..." Zhang Lin.
What the hell.
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(End of chapter)