Chapter 122 The Secret of the Chat Group (Part 2)
Qin Su continued: "Then..."
Suddenly a large group of people in the chat group shouted stop.
Hua Honglian: "Please wait a moment, please wait a moment, my head hurts a little."
Luo Qingdie: "Novel world? Novel world!? Am I originally a character in the novel?!"
Zhu Shanlin: "You're lying, right? Wait a minute, you said the group leader must be a character in the real world? So Chu Lu is from reality?"
Xu Liniang: "So... everything I do is arranged by others? No, even myself is arranged by others?"
Liu Ruyue: "Huh, my fate is up to me!"
Chu Lu looked at the collapsed people, but he breathed a sigh of relief.
He had also doubted whether he was a character in the novel, but now he no longer had to worry about it.
Qin Suze frowned and wanted to comfort them: "It doesn't matter. There is no essential difference between the mature novel world and the real world. Even if you were indeed puppets before, everything you do in the future will be for your own sake." will."
Luo Qingdie: "But even if I say this, I still feel so uncomfortable."
Hua Honglian: "Yeah, it's so uncomfortable. I feel like life is meaningless. So empty."
Zhu Shanlin: “I don’t want to do anything.”
Yi Xiaowan: "I don't even want to marry the 69th Sword anymore."
Xu Liniang: "Oh."
Seeing their dejected looks, Chu Lu also joined in to comfort them.
Chu Lu: "As for that? There is no difference between the novel world and the real world in my eyes."
Luo Qingdie: "Nonsense. If you think about it carefully, Chu Lu, your attitude has always been wrong. You are obviously so much lower than me in cultivation, but you always have a sense of superiority! Tell me! Did you already know that we are from the novel? "
Chu Lu: "I have had such doubts."
At this time, Xu Liniang was filled with indignation and said: "I knew it! That's why you always act so condescending! If you think you are a character in reality, why don't you look down on us in novels!"
Chu Lu: "No, that's just because I think you are too stupid."
Luo Qingdie: "I'm not stupid!"
Chu Lu: "You're so stupid, okay! The stupidity is already soaked in."
Luo Qingdie: "Me!...Wait a minute, am I not a character in the novel! So the stupid one should be the author who wrote that stupid plot! She is the stupid one!"
As soon as these words came out, it seemed to cause a chain reaction.
It's like transferring hatred, or using it to vent it.
They began to attack the author crazily.
Hua Honglian: "Yes, there are bugs in my rice. It must not be my sister who hates me, but the author's fault!"
Zhu Shanlin: "That's right! I'm an immortal. It's not normal for me to grow taller, no matter how I think about it. It must be because the author is a short winter melon!"
Yi Xiaowan: "Master has been urging me to stop, and the author must have been secretly instigating it! What's wrong with me marrying a thousand, two hundred swords?!"
Xu Liniang: "I didn't perform well last night. It must be because the author was jealous of me and deliberately made a fool of me! It's not my fault that you are single!"
Luo Qingdie: "Qin Su, is there any way for us to go to the real world? I have something to say to the author!"
Liu Ruyue: "Shatter the void!"
Chu Lu looked at the chat group that was frantically scrolling and saw that they kept complaining. He wanted to be fair and said that some things should not be blamed on the author, but after thinking about it, he let it go.
At this time, Qin Su looked at Chu Lu and expressed gratitude: "It's been a big help. You're quite... good at taking care of them."
Chu Lu: "No, you misunderstood. This should be because they are good at taking care of themselves."
After making a fuss for a while, Chu Lu saw that they were not finished, and then he spoke again: "Okay, okay, stop complaining. Are you still talking about business? Please be quiet."
They calmed down, and then Chu Lu looked at Qin Su and said, "Keep talking. What happens next?"
Qin Su nodded and said: "About the position of the chat group leader. Initially, we planned to find a suitable candidate and let him continue to work. But then we found that it was not possible because there were too many novels."
"Although novels have only been around for a few hundred years in the real world, the number of novels created in these hundreds of years has been very scary, and the time in each novel ranges from a few decades to a few thousand years. What is the group leader doing? Two or three thousand years have become too much and I have to look for the next group leader. So far, the chat group has had dozens of group leaders.”
"The first dozens of group leaders had no problems until the last group leader." Qin Su's expression changed, and confusion, anger, and self-blame came up one after another, "until I chose Zhang Lan to be the group leader." Qin Su: " Zhang Lan is a college student in the real world. She likes to read online novels, and often speaks on various platforms, communicates with her peers, leaves messages under the author, and encourages the creation of various unpopular works and fan works, so I think she may be a suitable candidate. candidate.”
"Although after taking office, I found that her learning ability is not very good, and her cognitive ability also... has a lot of room for improvement, but I don't think this is a big problem." Qin Su said: "After all, every group leader has It will take at least two thousand years for me to teach her how to be a qualified group leader."
Qin Su: "That's exactly what I did. I patiently guided her and taught her step by step. It took me hundreds of years to finally let her master all the functions of the chat group and be able to handle most affairs, and then... Something unexpected happened."
"That day, she suddenly told me that she planned to invade the world of male porn and transform all male novels into female novels. I asked her why she did this? She said she was doing it for the sake of the entire novel industry. Male novels are all Rubbish. She said that all kinds of beautiful women fall in love with me, a loser, for no reason, and then I want them all, so I start a harem.”
"She said: 'Why do you think the world revolves around you? Why can you have a sense of superiority even if you are a daddy? Why do everyone admire you and all beauties love you? It's so funny. I hate male videos and pretend to be... It's so refreshing, it's so upright, yueyueyue.'
'Men's videos are full of pornographic jokes. They always have big breasts and long legs. The wretched men are disgusting to death. It's like Niuzi and the brain are fighting for control of the body. Well written, if Niuzi fights with the brain, Niuzi will have the upper hand. Use your body to control what you want to read, and then your mind will take over the writing and continue writing! ’
‘The female characters either have no role to play, or they are dragged out, humiliated and tortured. The protagonist has despicable views and low morals. The writing in the novel is poor, as if you have never read the book. The plot is the same, but it still smells weird. It deserves to be changed and all the TV series will be thrown out! ’
‘The most egregious thing is that the development of male-oriented novels depends entirely on the doting of female readers! Female readers provide 80% of consumption. The man spent no money at all. It's a small trick, but a lot of gold! As a result, these male video writers use the money of female readers to write these things that only young people like to read. Bah! ’
‘So I want to transform the world of male porn, which is good for novels and readers! ’”
Chu Lu: "..."
He took a deep breath, held his forehead, and felt the strong beating of the veins.
The blood vessels seemed to be about to burst any moment.
——What the hell is this? How could it be so outrageous? ! I really want to kill someone, I really want to tear her into pieces!
Chu Lu: "What, are these really the true words? You're not adding any extra fuel or jealousy, are you?"
Qin Su: "All are the original words, basically unchanged. To be honest, I was surprised at the time. I don't know where and who instilled these strange ideas into her. But this kind of extreme concept should obviously not be a chat group As the group leader should, I tried to correct her and refute her arguments one by one.”
Qin Su said: "I told her that there are very few good-for-nothing male protagonists in male pornographic novels. The situation you mentioned often appeared in early female pornographic novels. The ordinary female protagonist has mediocre appearance and has no merit. , but there are all kinds of handsome men with noble status and super strength who like her. Oh, yes, it seems that the retro trend has started to appear again recently. There have been many popular female heartthrob novels. The heroines are not only ordinary in appearance, but also behave in obscene ways and use dirty words. She comes out frequently, but there are a lot of men who like her.”
"As for pornographic jokes, male channels do tend to use this method to attract readers. But if you want to use this to attack, female channels are even more serious. There are only two large-scale and commercial pornographic websites in the Chinese circle. Wen websites, and these two websites happen to be female videos.
A well-known website was also a pornographic website for a period of time in the early years, in which a large number of adult works were openly serialized. After being hit many times, he calmed down a bit.
But even so, they still tried their best to touch the bottom line. In their novels, they endlessly describe how the heroine's breasts look like, how her legs look like, how she looks like when she comes out of the bath, how she looks like when changing clothes, and then they describe how the male protagonist swallows at her and how his eyes look. reddish. Or endlessly describing the hero’s collarbone, Adam’s apple, waistline, fingers, and abdominal muscles. Then he wrote endlessly about how two people were in physical contact and teasing each other. "
"If you want to say that male blog writers are alternating between cows and brains, then the brain of female blog writers...it has never touched the pen."
"As for the issue of the treatment of female characters, that's right. Male channels generally tend to ignore female characters, or treat them as tools. But in comparison, it is more serious for female channels. Let me tell you why. Because they I don’t even want to give the heroine a decent name! Or it’s extremely perfunctory, so the heroine’s name is x-yi. Then after being scolded, I learned from the pain and reflected on myself and changed the name to x-yi!”
"Do you know how I felt when I saw that the text content was 'Xu Yiyi was not paying attention'? It is really the pinnacle of the ABB template!"
"And that's not bad. Some of the heroine's names are just for the theme. Because the novel is about chasing idols, the heroine's name is called Star Reaching. That's a modern urban novel!"
"In addition, there are a lot of scarlet, Chen Diao, Nan Chu, Zhu Ci and other names that either don't look like people's names or don't look like women's names. What? Can't the protagonist's name look like a girl's? Will it disgust you? Or choose it With these weird names, you can subconsciously think of her as a man and think you are writing about Danmei? "
"As for the abuse of female characters. In female channel novels, the number of female characters who have been tortured, threatened, beaten, and had their organs removed could circle the earth three and a half times. Ninety percent of the female characters in desolate situations in online novels belong to female channels. Why do you have the nerve to blame male channels?”
"As for the poor writing style and similar plots, they are all online articles. In terms of average level, there is no difference between the two sides. Many of the so-called good writing styles of female channels are just pretentious. It is better to say that in terms of plot similarity, female channels are limited by their subject matter. , a lot of content cannot be expanded, but it is much more serious. If you go through JJ’s gold list every once in a while, if you are not lucky, you will feel that the books on it have not changed at all, but the names have been changed.”
"The advantages of TV series adaptation are that the female channel is short in length, has low requirements for special effects, and is convenient for assembly line production. It has nothing to do with what you said."
"There are also issues of moral values, the same thing! The problems with female videos are so outrageous that if you just briefly describe them, they will be deleted."
"Lastly, regarding the issue of consumption, you can see the gender ratio of readers in the background of men's online articles. The number of female readers of most ordinary men's online articles is less than 5%, and the number of female readers for some popular works is only 0.5%. About ten or so. There are no female readers supporting the male video market. If you think there are many female readers, it’s just because they prefer to speak.”
Qin Su: "As I retorted one by one, Zhang Lan's face gradually turned red. Finally, she asked me which side I was on? Aren't you a woman? I told her that this body was just randomly generated. I am Chat group assistant, I’m not human, so I’m not taking sides, I’m just saying the right thing.”
"But she didn't accept it. Instead, she became furious and attacked me. Her attack didn't bother me. There was a strength gap between us. I defeated her easily, but I was still very sad."
"I didn't expect that the group leader I carefully selected and trained would become so stupid and take action against me. I sighed and told her that I was going to replace her, and that she was no longer suitable to continue to be the group leader. Location."
"Her expression suddenly changed. She was frightened and frightened. She suddenly knelt down in front of me, kowtowed repeatedly, and cried out that she was wrong. It was because of her temporary obsession that she made me lose sight of our friendship for more than a hundred years. Give her a chance. Seeing her embarrassment, my heart softened. "
Chu Lu: "..."
——Wait a minute, I have a strong sense of déjà vu.
Qin Su continued: "I let her go and gave her another chance. But I didn't expect that she just stayed on her own for a while to numb my vigilance, and then one day led me into a trap, attacked me from behind, and slashed me with a knife. He took off my head and shattered my body.”
Chu Lu: "..."
——I knew it!
The process of collecting materials for this book was like jumping into a cesspit to take a bath. It was really torture.
Supplement: If anyone feels that this chapter is awkward in some places, it’s because some of the dialogue has been deleted.
(End of chapter)