Chapter 329 Oh, let me go! Kill me
Zhao Erniu was riding on a war horse, holding the reins in his hands and panicking.
Looking back at the team behind him, he shouted anxiously, "What happened? What happened to everyone?"
"General Zhao, we suddenly have a stomachache for some reason!"
"Yes, General Zhao, I...I can't hold it in any longer..."
"I can't hold it in anymore and I'm about to pull it out."
The soldiers screamed one after another, and then everyone scattered, and everyone began to find a place to squat and urinate.
Gu Chan and the others here were all dumbfounded.
Xue Lihua was the first to react and shouted, "Gu Chan, now is a great time to kill the enemy. Please stop being stunned."
"Oh, I'll go! Brothers, give it to me... Oh, no, kill it to me!" Gu Chan regained consciousness and raised the knife and shouted.
Then she took the lead and rode off to kill them.
The eight hundred cavalrymen and hundreds of mysterious beasts behind her, under her leadership, attacked with incomparable bravery.
Gu Chan and others rushed into the enemy army, which was as easy as chopping melons and vegetables. After a while, the enemy's 100,000 troops were killed in panic and fled in all directions. What's more, even more He didn't even have time to lift up his pants, so he started running with his butt naked, running thinly.
Do I need to say more about how funny this scene is?
And because of diarrhea, the enemy army could not prevent an effective counterattack. Zhao Erniu jumped off his horse in anger, and was about to rush forward with a knife and fight Gu Chan to the death.
"Gu Gu Gu Gu..."
But at this moment, his stomach began to growl.
Then his face changed in vain, and he stretched out his hands to cover his buttocks. His face was flushed and he ran into the grass next to him. Then he squatted in the grass and pulled himself up.
When he finished pulling, he looked up and saw that all the thousands of war horses were lying on the ground with their legs weak and unable to get up.
One hundred thousand soldiers were also killed, injured, and fled. They could no longer pose any threat to Gu Chan and others.
With no other choice, Zhao Erniu could only endure the pain in his stomach and shout, "Quick, retreat, retreat."
As his shouting ended, the panicked generals organized themselves into formation and quickly retreated with him.
Gu Chan did not choose to pursue, but let everyone control the outcome of the battle, and took care of all the thousands of horses and tens of thousands of prisoners left on the battlefield.
And among the tens of thousands of prisoners, all of them were like those war horses. Their legs were limp and their feet were limp and unable to move. It was obvious that the food they ate last night must have been raped too much by the rats. Use veterinary diarrhea medicine, otherwise they wouldn't have diarrhea so badly.
Correspondingly, those who can still escape will need to eat less food and take less medicine, which will allow them to still have the strength to escape.
On the other side, twenty miles away behind.
At this time, Xuanyuan Qing, together with Tian Ying and other generals, led 200,000 horses forward.
When it was just dawn, Xuanyuan Qing had already received a report from spies from the front. The enemy army sent out 100,000 troops to fight with him in a tough battle.
So at this moment, he was quite excited. After all, this was the first time in his life that he led an army to the battlefield to kill the enemy.
But at the same time, he was also worried about Gu Chan, and he only hoped that Gu Chan could retreat and join him as soon as possible.
On the other hand, Tian Ying and other generals were all laughing. No, following Xuanyuan Qing from a distance, the three brothers rode side by side on war horses, smiling from ear to ear.
Tian Bao gloated and said, "Now Gu Chan is dead. He took a thousand cavalry and divided two hundred out. He didn't know what he was doing. Facing the enemy's 100,000-strong army, what little did he have to do?" The military strength is not enough to fill the gaps between people’s teeth.”
"He deserves to die. Who asked him to show off? He led his people back to join our large army last night." Tian He said with a dark smile.
"It's a pity. If we kill him in a while, I'm afraid we can only pick up his body for him, but we won't even be able to collect the body." Tian Ying said with a sneer.
"Hahaha……"
After saying that, the three brothers laughed happily. They all thought that Gu Chan must have been cut into pieces by the enemy's five horses at this moment, and the body was shattered on the ground.
But at this moment, a spy rushed over quickly on horseback.
Upon seeing this, the three brothers quickly jumped on their horses and came to Xuanyuan Qing's side.
The spies came to the four men, quickly dismounted and knelt down on one knee and said, "Ninth Prince Qi Bing, great victory ahead. Vice General Gu used 800 cavalry to defeat 100,000 enemy soldiers and killed more than 7,000 enemy soldiers. Captured tens of thousands of enemy troops and more than 5,000 horses."
"Damn it, you've had enough! What nonsense are you talking about, be careful I'll chop you down." Tian Ying was stunned for a moment, then he raised his finger and pointed at the spy and cursed loudly.
Xuanyuan Qing and the generals behind him were all dumbfounded and looked completely in disbelief.
Tian Bao said, "Ninth Prince, this spy must have gotten the wrong information and is talking nonsense here! Don't believe him."
"Yes! How can Gu Chan's mere 800 cavalry defeat the enemy's 100,000 troops? Isn't this nonsense?" Tian He didn't believe it either.
The spy knelt on the ground and said with absolute certainty, "Three commanders, what I said is true. Now Deputy General Gu has led his men and horses to control the battlefield, and he is just waiting for the large troops from behind to take over the prisoners and horses!"
"This...is this impossible?" Xuanyuan Qing said dully.
"This is absolutely true. I dare to guarantee it with my head." The spy affirmed.
The three Tianying brothers were stunned on the spot for an instant, completely confused!
Xuanyuan Qing came back to his senses and immediately said with great joy, "Hurry, speed up the march, I can't wait, I want to go to the front to see how Shopkeeper Gu defeated a hundred thousand enemy troops with eight hundred cavalry."
"Yes, Ninth Prince." All the soldiers responded in unison.
After that, the 200,000-strong army began to accelerate and march towards the front.
At noon.
When Xuanyuan Qing led the large troops to the battlefield ahead, everyone was dumbfounded.
Because the battlefield ahead was not only filled with stench, but also littered with corpses. The corpses of more than 7,000 people who died in the morning were not disposed of at all and were just lying on the battlefield.
And the most important thing is that the battlefield is full of war horses and babies pulled by enemy soldiers!
At this time, it was the time when the sun was scorching at noon. Once the sun was shining, the smell of blood and the smell of cake mixed with each other in the space. You can imagine how unpleasant the smell was!
In the end, Xuanyuan Qing couldn't bear it anymore and ordered the large troops to retreat one mile to camp, and then sent people to clean up the battlefield.
Gu Chan didn't care that there were so many of them. After leading the people to hand over tens of thousands of prisoners and more than 5,000 horses, she ordered everyone to find a place to rest while she retreated into her tent and slept.
Originally, she was currently in her menstrual period, and her aunt kept coming, and she got up before dawn in the morning. After this morning's battle, she was already very tired.
(End of chapter)