Chapter 51 Funny Characters
Shen Qianran glances at her phone from time to time to read the comments of netizens in the live broadcast room.
Seeing that everyone was complaining about boredom and the number of people in the live broadcast room plummeting, I couldn't help but become anxious.
The more anxious she became, the more anxious she became. Her brows knitted together, and her mood fluctuated greatly.
"Ran Ran, don't worry, I'm here." Yu Shaoming noticed that she was in a bad mood and quickly stroked her hair to comfort her.
“Pfft——”
A loud fart sound came out without warning.
Yu Shaoming, who petted his head: "..."
The patients who were originally gathered not far away were shocked and stunned. They quickly covered their mouths and noses and all retreated in unison.
The cameraman was so shocked that he took a few steps back and the camera was shaking.
He was extremely depressed. The recording of the variety show was very professional. If the camera shook once for no reason, the bonus would be deducted by 500 yuan!
He is riding a horse~~
He has just been crushed by Shen Qianran’s stinky fart, and he will have five hundred bonuses deducted.
What serious crime did you suffer?
Who can I talk to to reason with you?
Shen Qianran's face turned red and she almost cried.
In order to look thin and good-looking for the show, she was vegetarian for several days.
Why did you fart suddenly and smell so bad!
I was smoked!
The hospital staff who was recording next to me were very smart. Seeing the ugly look on Mr. Yu’s face, he quickly smoothed things over and said, "This is normal. The sphincter discharges waste gas, which is good for your health, hehehe~~"< br>
The audience was stunned for a moment before they reacted.
【I don’t know if I don’t mention the sphincter, but I was shocked when I mentioned it. Did Shen Qianran fart in public just now? 】
[Hahaha, no wonder everyone around me stepped back and covered their noses. How stinky this fart is! 】
【I just heard a noise and thought the machine was stuck. ]
[My sympathies to the cameraman, obviously the camera was shaken just now. He was so close to Shen Qianran and suffered a lot. Are you okay now? 】
【Ran Ran is innocent, don't you all fart, but you want to laugh at other people's shortcomings. 】
【If you don’t believe Ran Fan is mentally retarded, shut up now and don’t embarrass your sister! 】
Du Ying saw this scene during the whole process of surveillance, silently took back his mobile phone, and hid his identity.
The cruise needle is in Shen Qianran's body, controlling her sphincter.
Whenever her mood fluctuates, she farts!
The kind that's noisy and smelly.
Let everyone experience the shocking power of smelly fart syndrome, and I promise to put her on the hot search! The deserted live broadcast room No. 1 became lively again because of Shen Qianran's fart. The director breathed a sigh of relief and comforted Shen Qianran's agent next to him.
"Why don't you adjust Shen Qianran's character? Rich and wealthy, spending a lot of money is boring. Maybe you can get out of the circle by changing it to a funny route."
The agent was so angry. Roll your eyes, thank you!
You are the funny one, your whole family is so funny!
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Live broadcast room 2.
In the clinic, Hu Shan and Tang Yuewei collaborated to demonstrate the medical device of bionic lumbar support.
Hu Shan’s university major is the study of rare materials. She joined the rare materials laboratory in her senior year and worked on the “Bionic Bone” project with her tutor.
So she specially brought a bionic waist support today and asked her partner Tang Yuewei to put it on to show the function to netizens.
Tang Yuewei suffered a lumbar injury. When he put on the vest-like bionic lumbar support, his waist felt hot and there was a tingling sensation like a fine needle. It was really comfortable.
He showed up and said that he and Hu Shan had a tacit understanding.
Hu Shan was in high spirits and explained the function of the bionic lumbar support in a clear and logical manner.
Netizens: “…”
This is even more boring.
It doesn’t feel good, it’s not as amazing as Shen Qianran’s fart just now!
Hu Shan kept introducing the bionic lumbar support to the camera. After talking for more than ten minutes, her mouth was already dry.
But Tang Yuewei only treated her as a display tool and did not communicate with her at all.
The live broadcast camera switched back and forth between the two people, and the audience felt that they were almost bored to death.
They came to see idols, not medical equipment.
Tang Yuewei and Hu Shan, one is the boss and the other is a top student, they have no celebrity popularity, and there is no sense of CP together.
The company wanted to bundle and hype "Shan Wei" and gave them the "measurements" CP.
Not cool at all.
Netizens were speechless.
(End of this chapter)