Chapter 55 A bunch of fart hot searches
The audience didn’t like the soup and the director was so anxious that he rubbed his hands together.
What can be done?
The audience likes to watch bloody movies.
Their program is indeed too clean!
As soon as the guest started talking about popular science, the audience almost ran out.
However, the number of people in the live broadcast room skyrocketed later, exceeding 10 million. The director was very surprised and even felt happy.
After only a minute, he wanted to cry.
This is not the effect he expected...
The audience jumped for joy, not because of the good quality of the program, but entirely because the program went astray!
Everyone at Chuangfei can no longer be described as bloody!
The director wanted to yell, what happened on the first day of broadcast?
Except for the fourth live broadcast room which was fairly reliable, the other three live broadcast rooms were not functioning normally.
Hu Shan, a straight female top student, annoyed Mr. Tang. The male guest had a domineering temperament and walked away immediately.
Even the photographer was confused.
He only has one shot. Should he stay and take pictures of the female guests and waist braces, or should he go out and take pictures of the boss?
Before he finished hesitating, the second live broadcast room collapsed instantly.
The audience is only in single digits.
Li Miaoyan on the other side was even more confused.
Not concentrating on pretending to be a nurse and cooperating with male guests to pretend to be hypnotized, but insisting on gossiping about the privacy of a wealthy family.
As a result, he was sprayed by a drone and fainted and foamed at the mouth.
The director rubbed his forehead deeply...
He suspected that this matter had something to do with Shen Qianran's sister Du Ying.
Why else would the drone enter the house as soon as Li Miaoyan started gossiping about Du Ying and the Mu family?
The two are definitely related!
The female guest fainted and the third live broadcast room also collapsed.
The audience ran out and no one was left.
But none of this is important.
The director can still bear it.
What annoyed him the most and was intolerable.
It's the starlet Shen Qianran who farts more than seventy times in a row! ! !
The live broadcast room burst into flames, and an unspeakable stench spread everywhere in the hospital!
If the hospital was not run by the Yu family, the director would have to ask the program team for compensation.
The director is unable to complain.
I heard that the doctor in the operating room, who was separated by several doors, almost fainted from the smoke.
A doctor specially tested the air and found that the smog index exceeded 500, making it difficult to wear a three-layer mask.
That is to say——
The power of smelly farts cannot even defeat the smog!
Originally, the director was joking with Shen Qianran's agent, saying that your artist would have a bright future if he changed his character to a funny one.
But I didn’t expect that Shen Qianran was no joke.
She fucked all the comedians down and took away the jobs of all the comedians around the world!
Guinness records the most farts 93 times, Shen Qianran will soon break the world record, no one can beat it!
She wanted to fly to the sky and stand side by side with the sun.
Huh——
The director took a deep breath, he had a headache and was very tired.
Family, who knows, the program is tied to the hospital and has been on a series of hot searches.
But he couldn't be happy.
I don’t want to see even one hot search!
What is this——
#陈芊然Fart#
#萱神 reincarnation#
#Fart Fairy Reborn#
#stinky daughter#
#stinky fart syndrome#
#drone spraying #
#李梦困狠#
Netizens were not lively enough, so they thoughtfully linked to a video of a hospital gastrointestinal expert.
A bald man in a white coat sat upright.
With a serious expression, he educated netizens on the dangers of smelly farts.
“Smelly farts may be digestive tract diseases.”
"Malignant tumors such as colon cancer or cecal cancer can also have this symptom!"
"Please pay attention to this patient and conduct further medical examinations to clarify the cause and treat symptomatically!" Soon, another hot search was slowly Climb the list.
#陈芊然, coloncancer#
The director wants to die!
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Five minutes later, Du Ying saw Chu Li who came to the hospital for a physical review.
"I received your call, I rushed all the way from the vice dean's office on the top floor, and ran down the stairs. It only took twenty-three seconds. Do you still think it's too slow?"
The man's eyes You said resentfully.
But his demeanor was lazy and casual, his breathing was very steady, and there was no trace of urgency.
Masters are not simple.
Du Ying glanced at him and tsked, deliberately criticizing, "With your skills, thirteen seconds should be no problem."
It was still too slow.
Chu Li: "..."
The mouth that eats people is soft, and the hands that take people are short.
He has no status in front of sister Ying!
Du Ying didn't bother with him and took out a sealed plastic bag.
Walk it in front of your face, "You have a relationship with the vice president of the hospital. Help me arrange for a gene telomere resonance separation, and keep the resonance wave traces and result data."
Chu Li raised his eyebrows slightly, as if in doubt.
After a while, he glanced at the short hair in the sealed bag and narrowed his peach blossom eyes, "Call Brother Li and I will help you."
He was joking, but actually he was trying to cover up the shock in his heart.
Gene Telomere Resonance Separation has been carried out by all the wealthy families in Imperial Capital, and the Chu family is no exception.
Its only purpose is to connect bionic AI with genetic telomeres.
To put it simply, it is to transplant a person’s genetic telomeres into an AI.
Through the principle of resonance, people can keep their thoughts and actions consistent with AI.
Being able to control AI with your brain is like having a clone!
But such a conclusion is only based on assumptions, and various families have done countless experiments.
Never succeeded!
Du Ying’s sudden decision to separate genetic telomeres is also related to this experiment?
“It’s just a game, it won’t harm society.”
Du Ying raised her eyelids, threw the plastic bag to him, put it in her pocket and turned away.
The Mu family married the Shen family and named her as Murang's fiancée.
She will definitely not marry that narcissistic maniac.
But the Shen family's matter has not been resolved yet, and she has to stay in Haicheng for the time being.
She has offended both Murang and Mu Nanshu, and the Mu family will definitely deal with her next.
This is exactly what she wanted!
Back then, the twelve wealthy families in the Imperial Capital voted to send eighty young children to the island for experiments.
Both the Mu family and the Shen family are supporters.
Countless blood draws, craniotomy, surgeries, gene isolation...
In the end, only a few people survived.
She has experienced terrible pain personally, and of course she will not forgive the family that sent innocent children to the gates of hell!
Let them pay with blood!
Du Ying suddenly fell silent and became depressed, which surprised Chu Li.
He ran two steps to catch up and said with a smile: "Sister Ying is right, the vice president of this hospital is my good brother. Just wait, I will make arrangements for you."
< br>Du Ying stopped and took out two more sealed plastic bags containing used paper cups and blood-stained gauze.
Her eyes were clear and bright, "Since it is convenient, let's do these two by the way to detect the blood neuron reaction chain."
This is Jing Yuhan and Fang Lin'er's DNA.
After testing the blood neuron reaction chain, if they were among the eighty children that year, they would definitely have the results she wanted.
If you do not meet the requirements, you will be removed directly.
Chu Li was stunned.
Looking at the spoiled and arrogant expression on the girl's face, it seemed as if her request was taken for granted.
He couldn't refuse.
Who made him fall in love with sister Ying?
Want to pamper her!
Chu Li took a deep breath, raised his peach blossom eyes and smiled: "Okay, you are the ancestor, I am willing to run errands for you."
Du Ying blinked and smiled, "Thank you, Brother Li."
(End of Chapter)