Chapter 92 Xu Damao fights against Silly Zhu
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No surprise, after a while, there was a big noise in the backyard, the chickens and dogs were jumping around, the scene should be He was still young, so Xu Damao was probably chased and beaten by Silly Zhu.
Zhu Xuefeng went out and came to the yard, and saw that the two of them were already chasing each other, and they were all making trouble in the middle courtyard. Swearing.
He Yuyu also came out. It was neither advice nor persuasion. Fortunately, he knew that his brother was more than enough to beat Xu Damao, so he was not too worried.
Seeing Zhu Xuefeng coming, he hurriedly walked over, trying to find an idea.
"This matter, just watch it. Your brother can't persuade you now. If you don't let him vent his anger, I really don't know what he can do. Just watch it, you I can’t bear the loss.”
Hearing what Zhu Xuefeng said, He Yuyu thought about it and just watched.
This is the first time I saw Shazhu doing something, and it seemed like he had practiced wrestling. Shazhu really has some emotional foundation, but I don’t really see it at ordinary times.
This compound is really a crouching tiger, hidden dragon, full of talents, no one is simple.
"I don't even look at your cook's face. It's greasy and looks older than your father. A beautiful girl can fall in love with you."
The second uncle's second and third sons ran over. Watching the excitement, Liu Guangfu was still shouting.
"Brother Damao, don't just scold me, get up and run."
Both living in the backyard, Liu Guangfu and Xu Damao had a lot of dealings, so they naturally turned towards Xu Damao. Seeing that Xu Damao was obviously at a disadvantage, I couldn't help but screamed.
It actually made a group of teenagers laugh, and Xu Damao glared at the little kids.
As the saying goes, hitting someone doesn't hurt the face, and swearing doesn't hurt the parents. Xu Damao must have been so nervous that he didn't know how to speak.
After scolding Shazhu’s father, Shazhu became even more angry and resentful. Hearing just a click, the lowest branch of the locust tree was pulled off by Shazhu. The leaves fell off in just two strokes, leaving only a bare branch.
Xu Damao got up in a blink of an eye. If this idiot wanted to touch him, he would not run away, otherwise he would be in trouble.
"Silly Zhu, you know how to bully your uncle. This girl looks down on you. You deserve it. It's none of my business. Besides, am I wrong?"
Mouse play Cat, Zhu Xuefeng muttered as he stood at the door. It was another daily drama between two life-and-death enemies. If this stupid Zhu really wanted revenge, he should do it secretly. With so many people watching, what can you do to Xu Damao?
Sha Zhu once again caught up with Xu Damao and kicked him, and the second uncle arrived. Unfortunately, Sha Zhu ignored the second uncle at all and pulled down the tree branch fiercely.
It was really painful to be slapped by this branch. The key point was that it was summer. He was wearing very little and had no one to cover him. Xu Damao immediately felt a burning pain.
He quickly got up and was about to run away. Silly Zhu didn’t seem to be in a hurry to clean up. He followed behind, and from time to time he would hit Xu Damao’s thigh hard, causing Xu Damao to jump around in the middle. Circle around the courtyard.
I was just waiting for the old man to come out quickly. Everyone knew that this idiot would listen to the old man. Xu Damao had already scolded the old man several times in his heart. He didn’t dare to run to other courtyards, so he had to jump around. scold.
"You're such a fool and you still want to find a wife. Who can think of you? Just pee and take pictures. Do you think you can find a wife?"
Xu Damao also has a tough mouth. , If you lose, you won’t lose the formation, and you will be scolded more happily. No one can lose to Silly Pillar. This is Xu Damao’s obsession. If he can’t beat him, he will scold him.
Several people in the backyard also came to watch the fun. Even the deaf old lady who rarely went out walked into the middle courtyard tremblingly on crutches. She ignored the excitement in the yard and went directly to Shazhu. I took a stool and sat at the door.
Si Zhu was getting more and more angry when he was scolded. If you cursed me, I would slap him, but it was getting harder and harder. Every time, Xu Damao jumped up and cursed more viciously.
To outsiders, it looks quite interesting, a bit like the horses running in circles in later circus performances. As soon as the whip is fired, the horses run happily, and Zhu Xuefeng even laughs.
Si Zhu was also very interesting. When he saw the deaf old lady coming, he didn't forget to say hello.
"Old lady, please rest a while and watch me teach this grandson a lesson. He ruined my blind date, so I have to show him some color today!"
"Well, this bad boy needs to be taught a lesson. Lesson.”
Not only did the old lady refuse to make peace, but she also took advantage of it. Everyone knew that she loved Silhu. Now that the old lady had spoken, everyone also I stopped trying to break up the fight.
"Grandson, if you beat Uncle Xu to death, you still can't find a wife. Believe it or not, after my son has become a soy sauce, you will still be a bachelor!" This Xu Damao is really a character, running and jumping, He kept cursing and didn't forget to clarify with the old lady.
"Old lady, don't listen to what he says. Why should I have to fall in love with a beautiful girl? If I don't like him, he will go after me. I'm not Her father can take care of others."
"Zhuzi, don't hit me. You are so embarrassed for being such an adult."
The third uncle also came and helped me. Glasses, shouted a few words.
"Third uncle, you really can't control this matter today. This grandson has ruined my good deeds. Today, I have to let him learn a lesson."
Silly Zhu hasn't vented his anger yet. , such a big thing, just a few strokes can vent your anger, grandma!
"Zhuzhu, stop it, we are all in the same courtyard, how can we be so ridiculous."
The first man came out with his shirt on, looking like he was just catching up on his sleep, buttoning up as he walked.
The second uncle and the third uncle also stopped him at the same time
"Stop fighting, otherwise something will happen."
"We are all neighbors, if anything requires a big fight, hurry up Stop, if you have something to say, sit down and say it.”
Si Zhu still listened to what the uncle said, and slowly stopped and threw down the branch bitterly.
"Masters, he ruined my good deeds and ruined my blind date. Do you think he should be beaten?"
Silly Zhu looked at the three uncles. If there is no explanation for this, he must be beaten. .
The crowd was talking a lot. This man only had a few major events in his life, including birth, old age, illness, death, weddings and funerals. This bad guy's blind date is indeed hateful. Xu Damao did go a bit too far in this matter.
Xu Damao also stopped and spat several mouthfuls of saliva. He had fallen a little hard just now and got some dirt in. He was too tired from running and his mouth was a little bitter. He patted the dirt on his body. His legs were burning and aching, and several uncles were here, which made him feel relieved.
He looked at the crowd around him and shouted at the top of his lungs. "Everyone, young and old, saw it just now. Everyone had a hard day's rest at home today. This idiot came to the door out of nowhere and beat him hard. If I hadn't run fast, he would have been beaten to death by now. Just look at it. ”
After saying that, he took out his arm from his left sleeve, and a long red mark was revealed. This was when Sha Zhu was whipping him with a branch just now, Xu Damao stretched out his hand to grab it and was whipped.
I lifted up my pants again, but unfortunately I was slapped on my thigh every time, unable to leak out, and I couldn't take off my pants.
"I have both legs, but now I'm a lesbian..."
It's such a familiar scene, and sure enough, the compound is starting to follow suit.
The second uncle looked at it and said to Xu Damao.
"Silly Zhu first accused you of being a bad person on a blind date, what do you say."
When given the opportunity to show off, the second uncle usually does his part. This matter is not complicated, but you should show your ability. Let’s talk about the role of the second uncle.
Xu Damao twisted his neck and smoothed his hair.
“It’s none of my business that my daughter looks down on him. He said I ruined his blind date. Which eye did he see? Who can testify for him?”
Silly Zhu was so angry that he bent over and picked up the branch again. He wanted to teach Xu Damao a lesson no matter what today.
The second uncle hurriedly pulled him, and the third uncle took the opportunity to take the branch. He glanced at the second uncle and saw Yan Jiefang hurried over to send the branch away.
"You don't admit it, right? Didn't you just say it, was it you and her? It's not like you're looking for a draw."
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