Chapter 255 A good brother wants to turn into a woman for his brother... (6k! Please subscribe!)
You Sugang was still thinking about this and He Mingpei felt it was quite normal, but he didn't expect to be slapped in the face right away.
He couldn't tell whether he was blind or He Mingpei was blind. Could it be that his dress today was very feminine?
"He family leader misunderstood...Actually, I..."
You Su was about to explain that he was actually a man, but was immediately interrupted by an angry shout.
"Miss You! That's enough!"
You Su was stunned at first, then winked at He Kongyue who spoke out.
“I didn’t expect that it would come to this, and you still want to say that my father misunderstood! Was our heart-to-heart talk last night a lie? If you don’t want to admit it, why did you agree to come to me? Home?"
"I..."
You Su was really confused.
"Yue'er! Why are you talking! Have you forgotten what dad taught you? Treat women with gentleness and courtesy."
He Mingpei shouted in a serious voice. His stooped figure was even more imposing than He Kongyue. Be high.
"Dad, I don't mean that. You go in first. Miss You is still a little shy and timid. I'll have a chat with her alone." He Kongyue's voice softened again.
He Mingpei then showed an apologetic smile and said to You Su:
"Don't be scared, Miss You. Kong Yue is still very gentle. If you have anything to say, just talk to me first. Go inside and wait for you."
You Su could only nodded blankly.
After saying this, the old man walked tremblingly into the quaint house behind him.
Seeing the old man come in, He Kongyue pulled You Su out of the door. There are restrictions here, so He Kongyue doesn't have to worry about He Mingpei overhearing his whispers.
She slowly put her head to You Su's ear and whispered:
"Sister You, you have to cater to..."
The hot breath exhaled from He Kongyuetan's mouth hit the side of You Su's face.
Don't tell me, it smells pretty good...
You Su felt strange for a while, feeling a little embarrassed that two grown men were so close to each other and whispering.
Especially since he has become ‘Young Sister’...
He quietly moved further away, and then he remembered his promise to ‘go with the flow’ before entering.
Looking at it this way, He Mingpei is probably really crazy for being able to identify himself as a woman.
"Brother He wants me to pretend to be a woman?"
He Kongyue nodded sheepishly:
"Yes, my father has recognized you as a woman, you If he insists on proving himself, he is afraid that his consciousness will be confused. Once his emotions are aroused, the consequences will be unimaginable."
You Su pursed his lips, still wanting to ask clearly:
"Does your father have any barriers to understanding men and women?"
"I'm not sure either... In fact, my father is under house arrest here and basically doesn't react to outsiders, but he is particularly interested in you."
“Why is this?”
“I guess it’s because before I met others in the living room outside, I only met you in my private study. . He must think you are special."
"That's it..."
"In addition, my father really wanted me to find a Taoist companion, so he speculated that you were with me. I have a good relationship with a woman. And you are dressed more... that way today... so he preconceptionally regarded you as a woman." Hearing this, You Su understood why He Kongyue came in. I was so shocked to see him.
"So what Brother He means is... to make the mistake right, let me continue to pretend to be a woman, firstly, to comply with your father's wishes, and secondly, to become a shield for you to urge the marriage as your father?"
"Or? You understand me. In this way, you can kill two birds with one stone."
"How to kill two birds with one stone?"
"Firstly, to soothe my father's illness, I no longer have to suffer the torture of blind dates given by my father; secondly, my father will definitely care about you as his future daughter-in-law, and you can also have a good relationship with my father. From my father's mouth Ask more about that woman. After all, my father has been crazy since I can remember, and my understanding of that woman is limited, but my father is different."
He Kongyue raised the corner of her mouth, and she asked. You Su had no reason to refuse the benefits offered.
Little did she know that even she couldn't ask anything about He Shutong from this demented old man. How could You Su ask?
You Su also fell into thinking after hearing this. He Kongyue thought it was because he didn't want to pretend to be a woman, so he grabbed You Su's hand.
Feeling the warmth of the big hand in her hand, He Kongyue's cheeks blushed even more intensely. Her eyes were helpless and expectant, and her body leaned forward slightly, as if silently expressing her plea:
"Please help me, Sister You!"
He Kongyue's hands are unusually soft and soft, presumably because he rarely does heavy work.
You Su was frightened by her fight. Brother He must be eager for me to help him... Don't normal men grab their shoulders? Why did he grab his hands?
“Brother He and I don’t need to be so solemn.” You Su held He Kongyue’s hand and slowly put it down, “I will cooperate with you.”
"Thank you!"
He Kongyue smiled so brightly that he even compared all the gorgeous camellias around him.
You Su still liked the casual He Kongyue, so he joked:
"As the saying goes, a truly good brother is one who becomes his woman when he needs a woman. Well. Since Brother He has a need, I am obliged to do so."
? ? ?
He Kongyue's eyes were full of surprise, where is this vulgar nonsense?
While saying that, You Su also did something that only good buddies would do. He put his arm around He Kongyue's shoulders affectionately and patted him on it.
He Kongyue leaned her shoulders into You Su's arms, her whole face turned red, and she couldn't help but want to shrink.
He has made many friends, but he has never done anything so intimate. One is because he feels that this rough behavior is not in line with his temperament, and the other is because he is irritating to others.
But why am I not so disgusted by being hugged by him...
No! Too close!
He Kongyue quickly woke up, broke away from You Su's arms, and said in a deep voice:
"You Su, don't forget that you are a woman now! How can a woman hug a man like this!"
< br>You Su was stunned, and then he retracted his hand angrily, then leaned forward slightly and said with his voice:
"Then Mr. He, come and hug me..."
He Kongyue listened. The female voice that You Su picked up seemed somewhat decent, and he couldn't help but widen his eyes.
But of course she would not hug You Su like this. Even the Venerable Dongxu would have a hard time seeing through the concealment magic weapon given to her by the people of the Holy Mountain, unless she took the initiative to remove it. But this only changes the perception after all, and the actual touch cannot be changed.
She dresses appropriately every day in order to expose as little skin as possible. She often wears bra wraps underneath, and because of the habit of bra wraps since she was a child, she actually has small breasts...
But even though she has small breasts, that's something that needs to be paid attention to, okay?
"How can I hug and hug my parents when I meet them for the first time? How unbecoming!"
He Kongyue now looked like a prim and serious man.
"Come in with me."
You Su cleared his throat and walked through the door.
This was not the first time he had disguised himself as a woman, so he didn’t feel too disgusted. Instead, he remembered the experience he had with Miss Xueruo pretending to be a woman in Yuhuan Pond and sneaking into the Young Master’s Mansion. Unexpectedly, the skills that I thought I would never use in my life can still be used now, and I miss them even more.
He Kongyue looked at her heroic steps in stunned silence, and then at Yousu Graceful's figure.
No, buddy, have you really been a woman?
"Be a little restrained! How can you be more coquettish than my maid!"
He Kongyue felt that she was blind and couldn't tell who was real between her and You Su. It's a woman...
Not long after the two of them entered the yard, the door was pushed open with a creak.
He Mingpei stood by the door with a kind smile on his face, presumably waiting for the two of them.
"Miss You, please come in quickly, I have prepared the tea."
"Thank you, Master He."
You Su smiled.
The first thing you smell when entering the room is the strong smell of herbal medicine. This demented old man must be accompanied by medicine all day long.
When the three of them sat down, He Kongyue poured tea for them in a sensible manner.
He Mingpei's eyes wandered back and forth between his son and You Su, nodding with satisfaction frequently and never lowering the corners of his curled mouth.
"Dad..."
He Kongyue frowned and reminded softly.
He Mingpei then retracted his slightly offended gaze and began to chat about home affairs:
"Is this the first time that Miss You has come to the He family?"
"Go back to the He family, Master. It’s the third time.”
"This is the third time?"
He Mingpei didn't look too surprised. He knew how many times You Su had been here. It was precisely because You Su could reach Yue'er every time and never gave up. When an outsider enters the study, he will pay special attention to this person.
"It's true that Yue'er has come three times before bringing Miss You to see me. Is it because you think your father and I are half buried and shameful?"
He Kongyue is a bit agitated. Embarrassed: "You are serious, Dad..."
"This is not the case, Master He. In fact, Brother He mentioned it to me, but I am too timid to come to see you. I also made up my mind today and dared to Have the courage to come and visit." You Su excused He Kongyue.
He Mingpei nodded happily. Apart from recognizing You Su as a woman, he seemed to be no different from an old man.
"I just scared him. I don't mean to blame him. By the way, Miss You's surname is rare. I wonder where your ancestral home is?"
"I am from Izumo City."
"Izumo City?" He Mingpei's expression was slightly condensed, as if he was recalling where this corner was, "It's the city surrounded by mountains on three sides and shrouded in clouds and mist, right?"
" That’s right, it’s Izumo Castle.”
"Then Miss You must be very good at eating spicy food?" A glint flashed in He Mingpei's eyes.
Izumo City is very humid, and everyone likes to eat spicy food to relieve dampness, and Yusu is no exception.
“It’s acceptable.” You Su didn’t know why, but he still answered modestly.
“It’s not good to eat spicy food, because it will cause a lot of heat; it’s good to eat sour food, and if you like it, you won’t get sick.” He Mingpei pointed out in a serious manner.
He Kongyue raised her dark eyebrows, where did this happen, sour boys and hot girls were all treated? ?
"Dad! People can eat whatever they like, why do you care about them?"
He Mingpei laughed, "Yue'er is right, it's best to eat both spicy and sour foods. , isn’t it beautiful?”
You Su said, “Thank you, Master He, for teaching me.”
“That’s the best!” He Mingpei’s performance towards You Su. Very satisfied, "I wonder if Miss You is noble this year?"
"Eighteen years old." You Su answered truthfully.
"Oh, that Yue'er is nearly thirty years older than you." He Mingpei exclaimed, "Don't dislike him." He Kongyue's face darkened and she was so angry that she could not speak.
This silly dad is really stupid, what are you doing with your age? Practitioners are quite old, so this age gap is not a big deal at all!
What’s more important is that we share the same goals and have a great time chatting with each other!
“No, Mr. He is in his prime, and he is the most popular noble man in Henggao City. But I am just a wild girl from a small place, so it’s best that Mr. He doesn’t dislike me.”
< br>"He dares?!"
He Mingpei slammed the table, making this top-notch tea table made of red bloodwood tremble three times, and then asked with a kind smile:
" Are Miss You's parents monks? "
"Dad, are you going to ask the whole family?" He Kongyue rolled her eyes.
“Isn’t this just for your sake?!” He Mingpei was so angry that his veins bulged, “You just thought about old cows eating young grass, but you never thought that you might be older than my father?! No! Let me ask you clearly, how to discuss marriage? ”
If You Su's parents were mortals, this would indeed be a possibility...
He Kongyue was completely speechless, with a touching rosy face: "Dad, can you stop worrying so much? It's so hard for me. How can you take care of so much if you find a sweetheart? "
"He family leader, I am an orphan, without a father or a mother," You Su confessed with a smile.
He Mingpei's face suddenly stiffened, and he glared at He Kongyue, as if silently asking:
Where did you kidnap this baby? Is your vision so vicious?
"I am being abrupt, please don't mind Miss You. My He family never looks at people's origins, because no one is of higher origin than my He family. Miss You will be on the spiritual stage when she is eighteen years old , this kind of talent is top-notch even in Henggao City. If anyone looks down on you, it’s because they are ignorant.”
“Miss You is indeed talented,” He Kongyue also praised.
"Master Xie and Young Master are sure." You Su nodded slightly to show his shyness.
"That's right. I wonder where Miss You studied? You can't bury such a talent." He Mingpei was very concerned about You Su.
"Dad, Miss You is the second disciple of Venerable Lianjian of Xuanxiao Sect. She is from a famous family and is much more powerful than me."
"Venerable Lotus Sword?"
He Mingpei Fu Xu recalled that when Venerable Lianjian became famous, it was when he started to go crazy, so he only had a vague impression of this Venerable.
"Then Miss You is still a swordsman?"
"She can only do some tricks and embroider her legs."
"A woman is a swordsman..." He Mingpei raised his head slightly, his eyes like While reminiscing about the past, he sighed, "It's good to practice swordsmanship..."
It's good to practice swordsmanship?
You Su frowned secretly. The old man didn't seem to hate women practicing swordsmanship as much as he expected...
Can it be inferred that He Mingpei actually doesn't hate Yinjian that much? And what about the daughter who ran away from home?
You Su suddenly realized that the matter of Shi Niang returning to the He family might not be a fantasy.
“Miss You is versatile in both civil and military arts. Compared with her literary talent, the sword is inferior.”
He Kongyue put aside the topic, not wanting to get entangled with Lord Lianjian.
"Indeed! In the anthology of poems and essays Yue'er sent me last time, I was the only one who was deeply impressed by the article "Speaking of Love and Lotus". I felt that this article should only exist in heaven. Even Miss You Even if you don’t learn swordsmanship, you must rely on literature to learn Taoism. She is a truly talented woman!”
He Mingpei did not hesitate to express his appreciation for You Su.
He is under house arrest here, and he is in a superimposed state of normality and madness all day long. He is not interested in anything outside, and cannot communicate well with people other than He Kongyue. He only prefers to read some poems and articles to comfort himself.
"The head of the He family is too praised! That poem was not written by me, and You Su can't afford it!"
You Su only wanted to spread good literary works, but never thought that By relying on them to gain a false reputation. Otherwise, he would not have studied for the exam that day, and faced Fairy Lu who was hostile to him and insisted on clearing Mr. Zhou Dunyi's name.
"You didn't do it?"
He Mingpei was shocked at first, but then he showed approval:
"This poem is indeed not signed by You Su, but Yue'er told me that Zhou Dunyi might It's Miss You's pen name. Miss You is honest. You are unmoved by such a famous name. You have lived up to your love for Lian."
"Thank you, Master He, for your compliment. ”
You Su will not be humble.
He Mingpei looked sideways and vertically, and the more he looked, the more satisfied he became, as if he had determined that this was his future daughter-in-law.
But the smile soon turned into sadness:
"Madam...can you see it? Yue'er has found a good Taoist companion..."
The old man sighed to the sky, wept bitterly, and when he was emotional, he even coughed violently.
Seeing this, He Kongyue quickly moved to help the old man, only to see that the old man let go of the handkerchief covering his mouth, and the handkerchief was deeply stained with blood.
"Dad, please stop talking..."
He Kongyue patted the old man's rugged back, looking unbearable.
The old man tremblingly took out a piece of black coal from his arms, opened and closed his mouth, but could only whimper out a few words.
"Miss You... this is Black Lake Jade. Wear it with you to cure diseases and eliminate disasters. This is the first time we meet, please accept it..."
With that said, he put the charcoal block into He Kongyue's hand. He Kongyue was shocked when he saw this, and lamented that his father's consciousness was getting more and more confused.
He Mingpei's name is Peiyu Venerable. His spiritual practice is closely related to jade. It is said that he sometimes has a hundred different kinds of jade on his body. But such a jade lover regards the charcoal in the stove as the precious Mohu jade.
At this moment, I can only embarrass You Su and accept it.
"Miss You, please accept it. This is my father's wish."
You Su did not notice anything mysterious about this piece of jade, but he still reached out and took it. Sincerely thank you:
"You Su thanked the head of the He family."
He Mingpei slumped half of his body on the tea table and smiled happily:
"I am not feeling well. , I’m afraid I won’t be able to accompany you anymore... I’ll ask Kong Yue to go out and accompany you. Come to my house and get to know more people. When I feel better, I’ll invite you to play again...”
“Since In this case, Master He needs to rest, and it is You Su who has disturbed you."
You Su quickly stood up, "Then I will leave first, Mr. He does not need to accompany me, just take care of Master He here."
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"Madam... I miss you so much..."
He Mingpei could no longer hear what others were saying, and was immersed in the longing he had accumulated for hundreds of years.
He Kongyue also had red eyes, but no tears fell.
She stood up and took a deep breath, then helped He Mingpei to the bed:
"I'll take you out first."
You Su nodded silently.
The two of them walked in silence on the way out, except for He Mingpei's mournful cries from inside the room.
You Su couldn't help but be moved: "Your Majesty really loves you deeply."
"My father will only love my mother for the rest of his life, otherwise he would not be in such a situation." He Kong Yue shook her head, "Looking at it this way, a passionate person may live longer than a deeply affectionate person. At least if his wife dies, he will have someone else to accompany him, so he will not be looking for death and survival."
" A passionate person may not be unaffectionate. The counterpart of affection is ruthlessness. ”
You Su does not agree with the view that being passionate is the same as being ruthless.
He Kongyue glanced at You Su, with an inexplicable meaning in his eyes:
"It is so difficult to be passionate and deep. I hope Miss You can do it."
" We will spare no effort." You Su stopped and said, "Brother He, just send him here. Go back and take care of your father. Just tell the maid on the way out."
"I'm sorry for troubling you today. I'd better send you out. My dad does this all the time, and it's already commonplace. Besides, my dad is aware of our position, and he will be even more angry if he finds out that I didn't send you off."
< br>You Su had no choice but to obey, quickened his pace, and asked with concern: "Can't it be cured by medicine?"
He Kongyue shook his head helplessly: "I have tried all kinds of medicine, but the heart disease is difficult to cure. Every time he is sad, I couldn't help but read some poems in memory of my deceased wife to him. He seemed to get a kind of comfort from those poems, and his mood became more stable."
You Su was startled when he heard this. , and immediately found a flat place nearby, and took out the rice paper and the purple pen given to him by He Kongyue from the Qiankun bag.
"Miss You, are you... going to write a poem for my father?"
He Kongyue looked surprised when he saw You Su preparing to show off his skills.
"I copied the poem, but it was indeed given back to your father."
"What my father gave you was just a piece of black charcoal, not real Mohu jade." He Kongyue felt that a piece of charcoal would be exchanged for a piece of black charcoal. The poem is really exaggerated, "But I will try my best to find a real piece to compensate you."
He Kongyue stood beside You Su. You Su was bent over the stone platform writing, smelling Saying that he was annoyed, he subconsciously reached out and slapped He Kongyue on the buttocks.
"Brother He, come over here, how many times do you want me to tell Brother He that there is no need to be so fussy between you and me. If you do this again, I will be really angry."
You Su took it back His hand continued to work on the pen, secretly surprised that Brother He's butt was really soft...
But He Kongyue stood blankly on the spot, completely confused.
You Su Su is not heavy, but that plump spot that no one has touched is sending a burning sting...
How dare you? !
He Kongyue gritted her teeth and wanted to have an attack, but she held it back forcibly.
After all, it is normal for brothers to slap each other. This is a sign of close relationship.
If she was angry because of this, wouldn't it be a cover-up?
But it can’t be in vain...!
What if it becomes a habit in the future? !
"Brother He, it's done!"
You Su suddenly straightened up, blew on the rice paper, and then handed it to He Kongyue.
"This poem is also a poem to commemorate the death of my wife. I hope it can help your father."
He Kongyue was distracted by You Su, and he lost all his thoughts on reasoning with You Su.
She took the paper and read the words on it.
"Ten years of life and death are boundless. Without thinking, you will never forget it. A lonely grave thousands of miles away, no place to talk about desolation..."
At the end of the word, she actually froze on the spot, stuck in the word. The deep pain took a long time to recover.
In the blink of an eye, I realized that You Su had been gone for a long time.
He Kongyue pursed her lips. She knew that this poem was enough to overshadow all the poems she had read to He Mingpei before.
The old man who misses his dead wife and becomes ill will regard this poem as an antidote to relieve pain.
The meaning of this poem to He Mingpei, not to mention charcoal, cannot even be replaced by a piece of real Mohu jade.
Otherwise, let’s forget about him spanking me...
As long as he doesn’t do it again...
(End of this chapter)