Chapter 108 Farce
“Boy from the Li family, you bombed our house, you have to take responsibility.
You must donate at least one hundred yuan!”
Portrait of Jia Zhang Like a big fat pig, it rushed over with a ferocious face and opened its mouth to curse.
Oh my god!
Li Aiguo put his hands on his waist.
The swear words in Jia Zhang's mouth were choked in her throat, and her face turned red from holding back.
Damn Li Aiguo, he often doesn’t follow common sense.
When people quarrel, they only use their mouths and most often their hands, but he likes to use his guns.
Too scary!
Li Aiguo had already seen the clues about the play that the two stewards had just performed together with the Jia family.
Seeing Jia Zhang coming to threaten him, he didn't care, and even found it a bit funny.
Since you want to make a fuss, then just make it bigger.
Li Aiguo waved his hand, stopped He Yuyu who was about to speak for him, stood up and said.
"Ms. Jia Zhang, let me give you one last warning. Your home was bombed, and the street police station and the railway police station have already made public."
"It was you who took advantage of small things and suffered a big loss. It has nothing to do with me.”
“If you dare to make nonsense, you are framed by railway workers and undermined the overall development of the country. I will kill you now!”
Yi Zhonghai saw Jia Zhang again! When the muzzle of the gun was pressed, he hurriedly grabbed Jia Zhang's arm.
"Sister-in-law, we are collecting donations today, so don't make things more complicated."
Jia Zhang was holding back her anger, but couldn't express it: "Li Aiguo, are you going to donate or not?" Donate! ”
Li Aiguo held his arms in his arms:
“The three stewards often teach us that we should be in an orderly manner.”
“Several uncles have not donated yet. As a junior, how can I be ranked among them? In front.”
Xu Damao’s face turned red when he heard this.
I felt secretly ashamed.
I was just focusing on performance and forgot about this.
It seems that I will have to continue learning from Li Aiguo in the future.
The elder was helpless: "Li Aiguo is right, Old Liu, let's start with the older elders first."
Yan Bugui is not here, and the representative is Yan Jiecheng .
What surprised the residents was that Yan Jiecheng took out ten yuan from his pocket and stuffed it in without blinking.
What about the little stingy you promised?
Several uncles followed, and all of them donated ten yuan according to the minimum requirement.
Even Zhang Gangzhu, who had a hot temper, had to lower his head in front of the 'general trend', took out a roll of greasy banknotes and stuffed it into the box.
Seeing that the residents had almost finished donating, Yi Zhonghai came to Li Aiguo again with Liu Haizhong holding the box.
"Li Aiguo, what else do you have to say now."
Facing the provocative gaze, Li Aiguo smiled faintly: "Thirteen families donated money, three families donated fifteen yuan, eleven Ten yuan per household."
"What do you mean?"
Jia Zhang kept staring at Li Aiguo. Seeing him saying something incomprehensible, he rushed over and shouted: "Don't you think so again? Are you kidding me?",
After tasting what Li Aiguo just said, Yi Zhonghai's expression suddenly changed, and he reached out to grab the donation box from Liu Hai's arms.
It's a pity it's too late.
The newspaper box was now in Li Aiguo's hands.
Things happened so fast that the residents only reacted at this time and stood up and surrounded them.
“What’s going on?”
“How could Li Aiguo snatch the box?”
“Don’t worry, Li Aiguo never does anything unreliable, let’s Wait patiently."
Yi Zhonghai was shocked and angry: "Li Aiguo, what are you going to do!"
"Master, I counted the number of people who donated money just now. Thirteen families donated money. Fifteen yuan for each household, ten yuan for the eleven households."
"In addition to the fifty-five yuan donated by the five households before,"
Li Aiguo held up the newspaper box. : "In other words, there must be a total of two hundred and ten yuan in it."
"Now I suspect that there is not that much money in it at all!"
The voice was crystal clear and spoke clearly.
In an instant, there was silence in the compound, and looks of surprise appeared on the faces of the residents.
"Li Aiguo, you bastard, if you don't want to donate, don't talk so much." Jia Zhang held her waist with both hands, stared with triangular eyes, opened her big mouth and started spitting feces.
Before she could speak, Li Aiguo said disdainfully: "I don't talk to people with pits on their faces."
"You"
Jia Zhang's belly full of swear words was choked back, and her body swayed. Fortunately, Qin Huairu held her back, otherwise she would have had to fall.
Seeing that Jia Zhang was embarrassed, Jia Dongxu ran up and said loudly: "How much money is there, that is our Jia family's business, what does it have to do with you."
"No, This is wrong!" Xu Damao thought about it for a long time and finally figured it out.
He stood up and shook his head: "If the amount of money in it is not two hundred and ten yuan, it means that the two stewards just lied to us."
"Before us, no one donated money at all!"
Yi Zhonghai's face was livid, and his left eyelid kept twitching.
As long as Li Aiguo is involved, none of his previous tricks seem to work.
This is really evil.
Yi Zhonghai quickly winked at Jia Dongxu and asked Jia Dongxu to snatch back the cardboard box.
Jia Dongxu gritted his teeth, thinking of taking advantage of Li Aiguo's unpreparedness, rushing over, grabbing the box and running away.
When there is no evidence, no one will believe what Li Aiguo said.
The idea is beautiful, but the reality is very skinny.
As soon as Jia Dongxu's hand touched the cardboard box, Li Aiguo raised his leg and kicked out, landing it on his belly.
Jia Dongxu let out an 'ouch', flew out and fell to the ground.
When Mrs. Jia Zhang saw her son being beaten, she became extremely angry. She rolled up her sleeves as if to get started.
Zhang Gangzhu pulled out the butcher's knife from his waist, waved it hard twice, and said viciously: "If you can't figure it out today, no one can touch the cardboard box!"
He In all my life, I have only been deceived twice.
The first time was after Zhang’s father was injured.
The capital had not yet been liberated at that time.
The people sent by Lou Zhenhua, with the help of Yi Zhonghai, coaxed him into signing the compensation agreement, and only received two oceans of compensation.
Today is the second time.
Xu Damao and several other residents also gathered around, blocking out Yi Zhonghai, Liu Haizhong and the Jia family.
"That's right, this matter must be explained clearly."
"This is our hard-earned money, so in order to get us to donate, such a despicable method was used."
"Is this something that humans can do?"
Seeing this situation, Yi Zhonghai sighed in his heart.
What happened to the courtyard?
Can’t we be as harmonious and beautiful as before?
He also means well.
It was because he was afraid that the residents would not be willing to donate money that he made up a white lie.
Is he wrong?
Li Aiguo ignored Yi Zhonghai’s embarrassing situation.
First he whispered a few words into He Yuyu’s ear, and then saw He Yuyu trotting away from the compound.
Then he slowly tore open the newspaper box in front of everyone.
The contents of the box flew down.
Besides the stacks of coins, there were also several rolls of old newspapers.
Obviously, it was these newspapers that made the noise in the box in the first place.
Li Aiguo pointed to the coins: "Who is going to count how much money is in it now!"
"Me!"
"And me!"
< br>Uncle Zhang and Uncle Wang from next door came over.
They are also old people in the courtyard, and they are highly respected by the residents.
I can’t do anything wrong even if I think about it.
Besides, with so many people watching, anyone who wants to do something evil is looking for death.
"One hundred and fifty-four, one hundred and fifty-five"
(End of this chapter)