Chapter 349 Salted Egg Superman Xu Damao, Yi Zhonghai is defeated
Chen Xueru entered the Daqianmen Street Office as a temporary worker. Because she was a junior high school student, she was assigned to help the aunts and daughters-in-law with literacy.
Reading and literacy is never a happy thing.
The old woman and the young daughter-in-law still have to cook and feed the children.
After a tiring day, who wants to come to Lao Shizi’s literacy class?
Based on the instructions from superiors, literacy needs to be voluntary, and the street office cannot force everyone to read.
Chen Xueru could only do the work from door to door. Her voice was tired and hoarse, so she killed a few people.
In addition, the sub-district office has promised that all women who participate in literacy classes after each semester, as long as they meet the literacy standards - each must know 1,500 to 2,000 words, in addition to being issued a literacy certificate, they can also Get a brown sugar ticket.
Finally, those female comrades were ‘invited’ to the literacy class.
After all the hard work, the literacy class finally started.
The ceremony was particularly grand. The director of the Women's Federation of the district committee and the director of the sub-district office all delivered speeches.
We also specially invited an old Chinese teacher to prepare for a good start.
As soon as the old teacher opened his mouth, all the female comrades lay down on the table and fell asleep.
What abo thorn, bopo touching the Buddha is almost like listening to the heavenly book, I can’t understand it!
Chen Xueru wanted to scold them with a fierce face, but felt embarrassed.
The old teacher started to scold him.
It’s just that the students below are not primary school students, but female comrades who have experienced hundreds of battles and are extremely effective in fighting.
They rolled up their sleeves one by one and breathed fragrance. Suddenly the classroom turned into a vegetable market, occupying the home field advantage.
After being successfully counterattacked, the old teacher simply gave up and just sat on the podium and chanted sutras every day in class.
Chen Xueru saw it and was anxious in her heart.
This is her first fight on the street.
If I lose, I won’t be able to hold my head high in the street office in the future.
Chen Xueru was so anxious that fire eggplants sprouted from her mouth in those days. After Li Aiguo learned the whole story, he gave her an idea.
Outside the temporary classroom, thinking of the rough man’s advice, Chen Xueru gradually calmed down.
In the classroom, the group of female comrades were as busy as ever.
Those who chat, those who feed children, those who collect shoe soles, and those who paste match boxes, everything is available.
The old teacher is still sitting on the chair, holding the textbook and chanting sutras.
Chen Xueru walked up to the podium and looked at the old teacher with a smile: "Mr. Liu, can I give a lesson, okay?"
"Ah! Of course." The old teacher was like As if being saved from hell, he picked up the textbook and ran away, for fear that Chen Xueru would regret it.
The group of old women were quiet for a moment when they saw the street office manager giving lectures in person, and then became lively again.
Chen Xueru smiled and said: "Everyone is very tired from studying. We don't have lectures today. How about I sing a song for you?"
There are not many entertainment activities these days, but there are artistic performances, and everyone is happy to support them. .
The classroom suddenly became quiet.
A few people saw that no one was chanting sutras, which would affect the child's sleep quality, and they were ready to carry the child away, but then they sat back down.
Chen Xueru cleared her throat, fearing that she would forget the words, so she raised her eyelids and thought about it for a moment.
The unique voice of a rough man seemed to echo in his ears, and then he sang slowly: "The black sky is black, and stars are coming out. Write on the blackboard, and let the light shine. What word, let the light shine? Study, I know the word "learn" clearly!"
After singing a song "Literacy for Couples", which aroused the mood of female comrades, Chen Xueru cleared her throat again and sang loudly: "We women have half the sky, no It’s really unfair to be culturally illiterate. I can’t read simple documents and I can’t sign my name.”
The beautiful singing voice sounded, and it quickly aroused the resonance of those female comrades.
Before liberation, most female comrades had low status and were often bullied.
The person who received the shoe soles was sold to the capital as a servant to a wealthy family because he was illiterate and signed a contract with a landlord.
Fortunately, she was liberated, otherwise she would have been buried in the loess by now.
The sister-in-law who was holding the child was visiting relatives the year before last. She came across a local meeting to celebrate Women’s Day and followed her relatives to the county seat for the meeting.
I originally planned to buy some twists to take back to satisfy my children's craving, but when I asked for directions, the uncle was also careless and pointed to a distance.
My sister-in-law walked over and saw that it was surrounded by reed mats. Many people were coming in and out, so she went in without thinking much.
As a result, a moment later, there was a cry of wolves and ghosts inside, and a group of gay men staggered out with their pants pulled down.
There were two big words "Men's Restroom" written outside the door, but they didn't recognize it.
There are many such examples.
Because of my personal experience and empathy, the classroom suddenly became quiet.
The female comrades listened with gusto, and felt a lot in their hearts. Being illiterate can only be treated as blind, and they are really at a disadvantage!
After the female comrades’ enthusiasm for learning increased.
Chen Xueru used the pinyin literacy method taught to her by Li Aiguo to invent the quick literacy method.
First learn the phonetic symbols, and through phonetic literacy, you can learn hundreds of new words in a day!
Although the learning speed of those women is not high, they can still learn dozens of new words every day.
In less than half a month, the Daqianmen Subdistrict Literacy Class, which was originally in a tailback state, actually took the lead in completing the literacy goal.
This abnormal phenomenon attracted the attention of the district.
After learning the details, the district committee leaders praised Chen Xueru and wanted to promote the ‘two-step literacy method’ pioneered by Chen Xueru throughout the district.
The 'two-step literacy method' has a remarkable effect, and Chen Xueru was naturally rewarded.
After hearing the whole story, Li Aiguo looked at the briquettes in the sack and scratched his head helplessly.
This thing can be used as a prize. The Education Department of the district committee is really honest/stingy.
The briquettes are newly made and contain a lot of water. They need to be placed under the eaves to dry before they can be put into the cellar.
After the two of them finished their work, their hands were covered with soot.
Both hands reached into the warm water and teased each other. Chen Xueru raised her eyes and looked at the rough man in front of her, feeling happy in her heart.
The rough guy is not only kind, but also very capable.
Li Aiguo thought of the book he had just read and looked at the charming little wife in front of him: "Daughter-in-law, do you want to learn knowledge? The serious kind."
Chen Xueru likes to study the most. , I agreed immediately.
But when she took the book, her cheeks turned red and she said softly and coquettishly: "It's just bullying!"
"It's all valuable knowledge and wealth, and we are for construction. Contribution to the country, take a look, these are all written in the book, can there be any mistakes?"
Li Aiguo turned over a page and pointed at the title page.
Miss Chen also wanted to make progress. Even though she knew that the rough man was fooling her, she still couldn't help but walk to the back room.
At this moment, a miserable cry came from outside: "Who stole my underwear!"
Li Aiguo is a comrade who loves learning.
Adhere to the principle of not listening to what is happening outside the window and only reading the books of sages.
Naturally you will not be disturbed by the noise outside.
But.
The book disagrees.
The pages of the book that had been opened were now closed again.
Chen Xueru, who had already entered the state, supported Li Aiguo's body with both hands, listened for a moment with his ears tilted, and the word "eat melon" was written all over his face.
“Brother Patriot, it seems quite lively outside.”
Oh, we train drivers just want to learn, why is it so difficult?
Li Aiguo had no choice but to give up the two-hour study plan he had made, put on his clothes, and took Chen Xueru out of the house.
It was time to get off work at this time, and the residents returned to the courtyard one after another, and they all gathered in the middle courtyard.
Qin Huairu held her waist with both hands, like a Valkyrie, standing under the old camphor tree in the middle courtyard, jumping and cursing.
That angry look was almost as if he had lost hundreds of dollars.
Aunt Liu and He Yuyu also stood nearby to watch the excitement. When they saw Li Aiguo coming out, they quickly waved them over.
"What's going on?" Li Aiguo asked.
He Yuyu's expression was very exciting, and he curled his lips and said, "Qin Huairu's pants are lost!"
The pants are lost. Li Aiguo instantly realized the seriousness of the problem.
Beginning in 1953, due to the shortage of materials, a complete system of unified purchase and marketing of agricultural products including oil, cotton, cotton cloth, etc. was formed in China.
The government issues a certain number of cloth coupons to the people every year, which can be used to purchase fabrics, clothes, mosquito nets, bed sheets, and even socks. All products containing cotton yarn are included in this. Under normal circumstances, the allowance is 10 square feet per person per year, regardless of size.
Ten market feet is just enough to make a coat.
Especially in the Jia family, only one person in the Jia family, Jia Dongxu, has an urban household registration, and only one member of the Jia family can be allocated cloth stamps. This pair of pants will take half a year's worth of cloth stamps.
Sure enough.
Qin Huairu saw more and more people and started shouting at the top of her lungs: "After I got married, I saved up my cloth coupons for several years before I bought these pants at the supply and marketing cooperative. In the blink of an eye, I disappeared. "
When Jia Dongxu came back from get off work, his face turned green when he heard that his pants were missing.
The most unbearable thing for a man happened to him.
“Pa!” Mrs. Jia Zhang rushed up from behind and slapped Qin Huairu hard: “You prodigal, did you fool around with a wild man and lose your pants?”< br>
The pain on his face woke Qin Huairu up.
This kind of thing should not be made public in the first place.
But now it is difficult to ride a tiger.
Qin Huairu covered her face, and two lines of hot tears flowed down: "Mom, my pants are hanging here, and they disappeared in the blink of an eye, you damn little thief."
At this time, Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong also came back. After learning the ins and outs of the matter, they felt that Mrs. Jia Zhang was too ignorant.
How can anyone put a shit basin on their son's head in front of the big guys?
Considering that Qin Huairu still has great uses, Yi Zhonghai adjusted his collar, walked into the crowd, looked at Jia Zhang and said: "Sister-in-law, the matter is not clear yet, don't mess around. Conclusion. "
"You are right, I said it on the radio. Without investigation, you have no right to speak." Liu Haizhong expressed his opinion with a big belly.
Qin Huairu finally breathed a sigh of relief when she saw Yi Zhonghai coming forward, and told the story again in tears.
"Master, I washed my clothes in the morning and hung my underwear on the rope to dry. I wanted to take it back and put it on at noon."
She realized she had said the wrong thing. His face suddenly turned red and his voice stopped abruptly.
The few bare men in the courtyard looked at her with strange eyes.
This woman is really unrestrained
"Ahem!" Yi Zhonghai's old face was also slightly red, and he quickly changed the subject.
"In our compound for more than ten years, not a single needle has been lost. Now Qin Huairu's underwear has been lost. What does this mean? It means that there is a thief in the compound!"
A thief, onlookers Those who were watching the excitement became nervous.
Life is difficult for everyone these days. Even a piece of thread can be of great use. If a thief sneaks into the house, it will be troublesome.
"The thief must be caught quickly, otherwise I will have trouble sleeping."
"Yes, I still have half a catty of sweet potatoes at home"
See you The residents were talking a lot, and Yi Zhonghai felt a little proud.
The compound has been quiet these days, and he, the great man, has lost his usefulness.
This time I have to perform well and regain all the prestige that Li Aiguo lost.
Yi Zhonghai looked at the crowd: "Where's Lao Yan? Such a big thing happened in the courtyard, why didn't he come?"
In the last investigation into the beating of Jia Dongxu Among them, Yan Bugui is the leader of the Siheyuan investigation team and is a famous detective in the Siheyuan.
"Here he is!" Yan Bugui originally wanted to eat quickly and then go fishing in the sea. He didn't want to worry about such nonsense. When his name was called, he had no choice but to stand up. Yan Bugui walked into the crowd, asked Qin Huairu a few questions, nodded confidently and calmly: "I already understand."
In an instant, everyone's eyes were fixed. On Yan Holmes.
Yan Holmes gently adjusted his glasses frame, his small eyes blinked, flashing with the light of wisdom: "Confucius said, if there is a cause, there must be an effect. Qin Huairu's pants are missing, it must be Stolen!"
Yi Zhonghai: "."
Liu Haizhong: "."
Everyone: "."
On the spot Like an old photograph that has been frozen.
Ding!
The sun shines through the leaves on Yan Bugui's lenses, flashing a bright light.
Li Aiguo couldn't help but give a thumbs up: "This old teacher is really awesome."
Yi Zhonghai took a deep look at Yan Bugui. As long as this guy does anything that has nothing to do with him, he will do it. Pretending to be stupid.
But at this time, he had no choice but to prepare to take people to ask door to door, looking for clues.
Li Aiguo looked around and did not find Xu Damao.
This guy usually likes to join in the fun.
Without Xu Damao's yin and yang side, it always feels like a silent movie, less flavorful.
He turned to look at Liu Lan beside him: "Where is brother Damao?"
"Yesterday he went to the countryside to play a movie and came back in the morning. He should be sleeping at home. I called him to wake up. Watch the fun!" Liu Lan thought of the cold war with Xu Damao these days, and felt a little like making up for it.
He walked to his house and shouted: "Da Mao, come out quickly."
"What is this little girl going to do again!"
Xu Damao was soundly asleep. After being awakened by the shouting, he closed his eyes and put on his shoes and left the house.
While walking, he muttered: "It's quite warm today."
In an instant.
The originally noisy compound became quiet again.
The leaves of the old camphor tree also stopped swaying at this moment.
The residents all looked at Xu Damao with doubtful eyes, surprised eyes, or shocked eyes? It doesn’t seem to be the case.
Li Aiguo thought for a long time and finally remembered.
In his previous life, he once saw a strong man at the entrance of Qingshan Mental Hospital.
The two-hundred-pound man with hair that protects his heart, after shaking hands with the dean and saying goodbye, put on a bikini and danced the song 'hen hen hen hen hen hen hen hen' in public. Cuckoo day; chick, chick, chick, chick, chick, chick, cuckoo day'
The way everyone looked at the strong man in the bikini was similar to the way the residents looked at Xu Damao.
Although Xu Damao didn't wear a bikini, he didn't dance either.
But he has pants on his head.
What the hell COS Salted Egg Superman?
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“Xu Damao, you are seeking death!”
The first person to break the silence was Liu Lan.
This unimaginable soprano is like an inspection hammer, beating the tranquility of the courtyard into pieces.
Xu Damao was also awakened. When he opened his eyes, he realized something was wrong and was frightened to death.
He grabbed his pants off his head and threw them to the ground.
"This is."
"Oh, oh, oh, who did this? Come forward!"
I have to say that Xu Damao is a clever guy after all.
Although I haven’t figured out what happened yet, the first thing I thought of was to blame others.
He took two steps back, as if he had encountered a poisonous snake, moving away from the pants.
Looking at Liu Lan, he said: "It's Sha Zhu. It must be Sha Zhu's grandson who framed me!"
As he spoke, Xu Damao rolled up his sleeves and rushed to Sha Zhu's house with great momentum. .
Zhi Ning~!
The door of Silly Pillar House opened.
Nan Yi walked out of it and looked at Xu Damao with a blank look on his face: "Da Mao, do you want to grab eggs?"
Nan Yi had just paid his salary, and it was Xiu'er's birthday in two days. He went to the vegetable market to buy some in the morning. A pound of eggs.
“Ah, excuse me.” Xu Damao then remembered that Silly Pillar was still locked in the fence.
He walked back to Liu Lan sarcastically: "Daughter-in-law, this is all a misunderstanding, you believe me."
Qin Huairu regretted seeing Xu Damao coming out in his underpants.
Seeing that Jia Zhang's face was getting darker and darker, she rushed up, grabbed her pants and put them in her pocket, pointed at Xu Damao's nose and cursed: "You Xu Damao, you dare to steal your pants. You It’s really not a thing!”
It’s a pity that it’s too late.
Pop!
Jia Zhang slapped Qin Huairu hard on the face.
“You are a loser!”
Mrs. Jia Zhang seemed to have seen a figure that looked like Xu Damao outside the window last night.
I was still confused at the time!
Jia Zhang knew the time when the two of them were working.
That's because this was the time when the two were getting married. She was afraid that Jia Dongxu would be bullied, so she hid at the door to protect her son.
Later I became addicted to listening to it and couldn’t sleep without listening to it for a whole day.
How did Xu Damao know?
The case is now solved.
Qin Huairu stole the wild man and even gave away his underwear!
Jia Zhang’s slap stunned Xu Damao.
But it gave him a chance, turned around and ran quickly into the house.
Xu Damao naturally thought he could hide it from everyone.
But he didn’t know that in the vast courtyard, a great man with a green head had been staring at him for a long time.
It’s too late to say it, but it will be soon.
One punch breaks eternity, one punch shatters the void.
The huge fist hit Xu Damao hard on the face.
There was only a bang.
Xu Damao swayed from side to side, fell backwards and fell to the ground, stirring up a cloud of dust.
His head was tilted to the side, his mouth was slightly open, and his expression was in pain.
Watching the excitement is not a big deal, Li Aiguo shouted at the top of his lungs: "He killed someone, Jia Dongxu killed someone!"
As he spoke, he stepped forward and kicked Xu Damao.
Xu Damao resisted the pain, straightened his legs, hiccupped, rolled his eyes, and became motionless.
This guy is also an old actor, he is almost like a real burp.
"Dead, Xu Damao is indeed dead!" Li Aiguo turned his head and looked at Zhang Gangzhu: "Gangzhu, go to the police station to report the case."
"He was really beaten to death, hehe, Jia family But something big has happened!”
Zhang Gangzhu was so happy that he turned around to report the crime.
Jia Dongxu and everyone were frightened. Did he really beat someone to death?
"Don't worry, let's take a look at the situation first. Lao Yan, you have experience, go and take a look."
Yi Zhonghai is cunning and cunning. While stopping Zhang Gangzhu, he called Yan Bugui to come forward.
Yan Bugui felt that he was a detective and should not be doing the work of a police officer, but because of his face, he had to step forward.
Seeing that Yi Zhonghai was about to regain control of the audience, Liu Lan caught Li Aiguo's look and jumped out.
She rushed in front of Yan Bugui and lay on Xu Damao, crying and snotting: "Da Mao, why are you dead! How can we live without orphans and widows? Open your eyes and see, Take away all these people who bully our family."
Hey. Isn’t this line from Jia Zhang? Jia Zhang tilted her head.
Yan Bugui always felt that something was wrong about Xu Damao's sudden death. Is Jia Dongxu a fool? Can you knock someone down with one punch?
Seeing this scene, I understood something in my heart and stood aside honestly.
Liu Lan cried twice and suddenly turned to look at Li Aiguo: "Driver Li, I heard that all the comrades in your charter group have learned first aid. Why don't you take a look at our Damao? Can you save her? "
The little widow is really smart!
"The flight attendants need to learn first aid, but the train drivers don't, but I do know a little bit."
Li Aiguo squatted down, hit Xu Damao's chest twice, and then hit him hard. Click.
Xu Damao opened his eyes cooperatively.
“I knew you were just faking it!” Jia Dongxu was frightened to death and breathed a sigh of relief.
Xu Damao climbed up, pointed at Jia Dongxu's nose and cursed: "Sun thief, you are in big trouble. Did you know that you committed murder deliberately? It's enough for you to squat for seven or eight years."
Seeing Li Aiguo take action, Yi Zhonghai There is a feeling of losing control.
He secretly scolded Jia Dongxu for being too impulsive.
It turned out that this time, Xu Damao could be nailed to death with Qin Huairu's pants.
Now I'm fine, but I got beaten up.
Yi Zhonghai rolled his eyes, looked at Li Aiguo and said: "Patriot, if a person is not beaten to death, there is no need to report the crime."
"Stealing someone's underwear, you deserve to be beaten to death!" Jia Dongxu hid. Shouting behind Yi Zhonghai.
Li Aiguo held his arms in his arms: "Master, it turns out that the rule of our courtyard is that as long as a person is not beaten to death, it is not a crime. So starting from tonight, you have to turn a blind eye when sleeping. Only one eye."
Yi Zhonghai was startled, his face changed drastically, and he quickly winked at Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui.
“Patriot, if you report the case, it will affect our courtyard’s selection of models.”
"At the end of the year, the residents will lose two kilograms of meat coupons."
The two stewards used their whole life skills to start moral kidnapping, but this also suited Li Aiguo's wishes.
He raised his chin towards Xu Damao.
Xu Damao patted the dust on his body and said: "Then, how to solve the underpants issue?"
It turns out that he is waiting here!
Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui looked at each other and could only nod: "We will have a meeting tonight."
Yi Zhonghai originally planned to report the crime this time and send Xu Damao in. At this time I could only nod in agreement.
"Yes, yes, the matters in the courtyard will be settled in the courtyard."
He turned around and looked at the residents watching: "Everyone should have dinner early in the evening, go to the middle courtyard Let’s gather together to discuss Qin Huairu’s lost clothes.”
Everyone turned around and went back when they saw the excitement.
Li Aiguo also took Chen Xueru back to the backyard, caught a hare from the chicken coop, and brought it to Zhang Gangzhu's house, ready to ask him to kill it.
Isn’t it an easy thing for a pig butcher to kill a hare?
"That's it? Who are you looking down on!" Zhang Gangzhu pulled out the butcher's knife and waved it twice in the air. Just as he was about to raise his hand, the knife fell and the rabbit's head fell off.
A figure rushed from the side, He Yuyu grabbed Li Aiguo's arm and said: "Brother, rabbits are so cute, can we not eat them?"
The little girl is raising rabbits these days. , has developed feelings.
Chen Xueru also pulled the corner of Li Aiguo's clothes: "The little rabbit is so cute, how can he eat it?"
(End of this chapter)