Chapter 1: Mandarin ducks playing in the water? It's better to stuff your mouth with slippers
Canglan Realm.
On a mediocre mountain top.
The man's robe was stained with blood, and he was holding a long sword that was still dripping with blood. He knelt on one knee, as if he was exhausted.
The swarming pursuers were immediately overjoyed and shouted wildly at the top of their lungs.
“Devil, you too have today!”
“You are at the end of your rope, so let’s capture you!”
“Break the demon sword, I will leave your body intact. ! "
......
The sword shook impatiently in the man's hand.
But he was suddenly slapped, "Quiet!"
It's still quiet, but my aunt can't stand this anger, she just wants to physically silence those flies that are annoying the sword!
I suddenly started shaking even harder.
If you don’t want to listen, let me go and watch me go out and kill everyone!
"Do you believe it if it melts again?"
Only a ghost can believe it, but I can't believe you are willing to let go of this sword!
“Hoo!”
The man couldn’t help but chuckle.
At this moment, the originally sunny sky suddenly turned dark, and the mighty power of heaven suddenly suppressed.
“No, it’s God’s punishment. This devil actually caused it!”
"Both body and soul will be destroyed under the punishment of heaven. He wants to keep us all here, this madman!"
"Back off, back off quickly!"
"It's too late!"
With a smiley announcement, thunder crashed down from the sky, covering the entire mountain top instantly.
In desperation, Chang Jian wanted to throw away the man's hand to help him resist the thunder without even thinking, but was pinned to the spot by an even greater force.
"You are not the magic sword. Hanguang Chengying, you are the Hanying Sword!"
"I am tired, girl, you are free!"
Wait until the words are heard Dissipated, and there was no longer a sound on the charred mountain top.
Only one sword was protected intact.
She spun around in place, and then followed the lingering breath without hesitation...
If you want to leave her, there is no way!
***
"Gulu, Gulu, Gulu, Gulu..."
A dense string of bubbles suddenly appeared in the bathtub filled with cold water.
Then a wet head suddenly emerged from the water.
Before Jiang Hanying could figure out what was going on, he heard a knock on the door that sounded like a reminder.
"Miss Jiang? Jiang Hanying? It's been almost half an hour, haven't you finished cleaning up yet?"
"Come out as soon as you finish cleaning up. I prepared a bottle of red wine. I drank it before. If you’re not happy, let’s come out and have another drink!”
“It’s no use trying to get Joe at this point. My patience is limited!”
“I’ll give it to you if you don’t say anything anymore!” Breaking in!”
Jiang Hanying wiped the water on her face and was disgusted by the sound.
She was originally a sword spirit. If the cheap master hadn't first caused a divine punishment without telling her, and then patted his sleeves and left her to play and disappear, she would have been so angry that she would have traveled through countless places without sleeping. Have you been looking for it for tens of thousands of years?
At first, I thought I was caught off guard and transformed. I just picked up a body for nothing and also received the memories left by the original owner before he died.
Of course you will know who is knocking on the door.
Mr. Ge, whose full name is Ge Dahai, is known as the father of a super financier in the entertainment industry.
Actually, he is just a rotten person!
I don’t know how many little girls who have not experienced the world have been harmed secretly.
Maybe there are young men too.
Coupled with this greasy voice, wasn't he just here to disgust her?
No response was heard from the bathroom, and the knocking on the door became more intense.
"Don't pretend to be like a chaste martyrdom woman. You should have been mentally prepared when you first entered this circle."
"I tell you, there is no use in seeking death and survival here!"
"I'm going to hit the door, really!"
"Crash!" Jiang Hanying picked her ears impatiently and stood up from the bathtub.
The first time I used my legs to move around, I was a little uncomfortable, but I got used to it after a while.
This sword spirit is so smart!
Just as I was about to open the door, I remembered what the owner once said about the differences between men and women, so I grabbed a white bathrobe hanging on a hanger nearby, unfolded it, draped it around my body, and tied the belt around my waist. .
Shaking his dripping hair, he walked over to Shi Shiran and opened the door.
“Wait, cough, you’re in a hurry, aren’t you?”
Ge Dahai was already ready to hit the door.
The door suddenly opened and he staggered.
But when he raised his head and saw the smart and pretty face of Izuku Hibiscus in front of him, as well as the exquisite figure that could not be covered by a bathrobe, the sullen expression on his face suddenly turned into a lewd smile, "I wonder why it took so long , It turned out that I even had a special bath. The bathtub in this suite is big enough for two people to take a bath together. But it doesn’t matter, we have to take a bath later, let’s play together..."
Unable to suppress the heat in his heart any longer, he opened his arms and rushed over.
Imagining the warm and fragrant soft jade in his arms, as soon as the dream appeared on Ge Dahai's face, a slender white calf and a white and tender little foot appeared in his field of vision.
The next second, the still wet little feet touched his chest, and he immediately flew backwards at an even faster speed.
Until his back collided with the wall and made a muffled sound, he fell to the ground in a daze.
Jiang Hanying patted the corner of his bathrobe and rubbed the soles of his feet on the carpet.
The soles of her feet were not dirty, she just wanted to wipe away the greasy feeling from the large mass of fat that had just come into contact with her soles.
"How about this? Is it good enough? A person looks so disgusting, but the thought is quite beautiful!"
Cool droplets of water dripped onto his face, and Ge Dahai finally came back to his senses.
When I raised my head, I met a pair of eyes full of contempt, as if they were looking at a piece of stinky garbage. I suddenly became angry and opened my mouth without thinking, "You are riding a horse..."
Behind There was no chance to say the words 'want to rebel'.
Seeing him open his mouth, Jiang Hanying grabbed a pair of unworn disposable slippers and stuffed them into his mouth.
“It’s better to shut up your mouth if it smells so bad!”
Ge Dahai just realized it and quickly raised his hand to pull the slipper out of his mouth.
Jiang Hanying looked around and found nothing of interest, so she reluctantly raised her feet again.
Two afterimages flashed past.
After the extremely suppressed groan, the two arms Ge Dahai just raised fell limply to his sides before they even touched the slippers in his mouth.
The mung bean eyes that suddenly bulged finally showed some real fear.
After the pain in his arm, he lost all feeling at all!
Broken, broken?
Seeing that this piece of trash was finally a bit more honest, Jiang Hanying took the time to look around the room.
Should I say it, this room is pretty well decorated.
Red wine candles, there was actually a swing in the room, and there were some exquisite gadgets on the bed that she couldn't name.
She walked over and picked up a small red whip.
Ge Dahai was struggling to stand up, but his arms could not be used, and he was like a maggot pupating on the ground.
Out of the corner of my eye, I caught a glimpse of Jiang Hanying walking towards this side holding a small leather whip, and her movements suddenly froze.
Halfway back, Jiang Hanying caught a glimpse of a small gadget with a flashing red light on the cabinet facing the bed. She picked it up and played with it curiously, "What is this? Oh, you still have it?" Planning to record?"
Ge Dahai quickly shook his head wildly.
He's not, he doesn't!
Jiang Hanying smiled kindly at him. When he saw the lighted screen displaying 'Whether to turn on the recording mode', he clicked 'Yes'.
Of course, the camera is focused on Ge Dahai.
Walking to Ge Dahai, who was still cocooning crazily on the ground, Jiang Hanying held the device in one hand and waved a small whip with the other.
The whip was obviously just a toy, but she suddenly waved it to break the wind.
This second blow landed on Ge Dahai's chest.
With just this move, the expensive silk shirt instantly turned into rags, and the white fat wrapped in the cloth was squeezed out.
The skin turned red again at a speed visible to the naked eye, and soon turned purple.
Ge Dahai's whole body trembled violently. Even though his mouth was tightly blocked, he managed to squeeze out a scream from his throat: "Ouch!"
Hearing the sound, Jiang Hanying The smile widened at the corner of his mouth: "Do you like it? Come again!"
"Crack!"
"Ouch!"
Duet, up!
(End of this chapter)