Chapter 175: Rain but not clouds
Buzz...
Xu Boan suddenly felt that the power of the incense fire suddenly trembled.
What's going on?
It seems that when I thought that "basketball is my weakness", my incense will tremble.
Weakness!
Is it difficult? We admit that we are weak, but are we still not satisfied?
Such a personality?
This... is correct. With such a super golden finger as Xianghuo Yuli, we, Lao Xu, can be called a multi-faceted expert and a hexagonal warrior. We have absolutely no weaknesses.
Okay, you are amazing, you are noble!
You are so capable, can you help me give birth to a child?
“Buzz…”
The incense will tremble.
I’m so good at it! It's so cold, I don't dare to talk nonsense.
Before modern technology allowed men to have children, it would not be a good thing if he really did such a shocking feat.
Then you are so awesome, can you not only make me infinitely strong, but also let me create a stone that I can’t lift?
This time, Xianghuo Yuanli remained motionless, as if frightened by Xu Boyan's matryoshka-like manipulation.
Hey, Xianghuo Yuanli, Xianghuo Yuanli, I admit that you are awesome.
It's just that it would be a waste to spend such precious incense and energy on basketball.
Furthermore, with my current physical fitness and various abilities, even if I don’t strengthen basketball sports alone, my level is still much higher than the average person’s level when playing basketball.
Thinking of this, Xu Boan casually tore off a piece of calendar paper from the desk calendar in front of him, pinched it casually, balled up a paper ball the size of a red date, and threw it into the trash can five meters away.
"Whoosh", accurate hit.
Xu Boan nodded slightly with satisfaction, locked the door, and went into the suite to take a lunch break.
After all, the time at noon was short, so Xu Boan was too lazy to go back to the apartment.
Xu Boan has a habit of taking a lunch break.
Not only Xu Bo'an, but almost all construction units have such a good tradition.
Because most of the projects are out of town and cannot go home, and there is nothing to do after lunch, everyone will take a break.
After falling asleep, Xu Boan briefly processed a few documents, and then took out the bonsai.
He had to watch these little guys take out the bottle caps after dividing the beer.
There were several plastic bottle caps he put in this time. If not taken out, these plastics appear too much in the bonsai world and can easily get out of control.
After all, this stuff is a non-degradable harmful substance. If it is littered everywhere, it will not be good for the environment of this world.
Soon, Xu Boan glanced around the world inside the bonsai.
There are many little guys here in Kaoshan Village, and the ice cubes and beer have been distributed.
The city guard and Jin Dajian's few guys working at the mountain temple had a lot of beer left because there were few people.
What makes Xu Boan most helpless is that even though he repeatedly emphasized not to drink too much.
But many people still drank too much.
It's just that everyone's physique is different, so this matter is not easy to control. It seems that I will have to reward him with less beer in the future.
At worst, it would be good to use soda drinks like Coke and Sprite instead.
However, this matter needs to be taken seriously. Otherwise, I have already told you not to drink too much, and there are still people who dare to get drunk. If you do not punish them, this will not weaken the power of the oracle of my majestic mountain god. ah!
"Li Kanshan, count how many drunk people there are, and the next time they are rewarded. These people will not be rewarded."
Li Kanshan, who was tending heaven and earth in the field, quickly put down his hoe, knelt down on the ground, and said: "In compliance with the will of Grandpa Mountain God, I have informed these people before and punished them with not eating. This matter is all due to my poor management. , I am willing to accept the punishment of Grandpa Mountain God together with them."
Xu Bo'an was noncommittal and did not continue the topic. He turned to look at the large area of reclaimed wasteland and asked: "You are reclaiming these wastelands. , but have you thought about what to plant?"
Li Kanshan replied: "As for Grandpa Shanshen, the most suitable crop for us to grow here is coarse wheat, but there is a drought this year and there is no harvest. < br>
But everyone has nothing to do when they are idle, so why not cultivate some fields first? It rained not long ago,
While the ground is still a little moist, plant seeds. If we continue, if the drought can be alleviated in the future, we can still have some harvests."
Xu Bo'an frowned slightly, thought for a while, and said, "For your hard work and hard life, I will. I can solve some water problems for you."
When Li Kanshan heard this, he bowed his head excitedly and said, "Thank you, Grandpa Mountain God, for your blessing!"
Xu Bo'an faced the bonsai. All the little people said loudly: "After one stick of incense, I will bring rain to this place. From now on, as long as you have good intentions and work hard, I will protect this place and keep the weather smooth."
Suddenly, in the bonsai world, scenes of kowtows and kneeling can be seen everywhere, and words of prayer and thanksgiving can be heard everywhere.
Xu Boan took out the atomizer that was sent to him from the infirmary a few days ago. After filling it with pure water, the atomizer started working.
After trying the operation for a few times, Xu Boan became familiar with the use and process of the atomizer.
Soon, Xu Bo'an pointed the atomizer's mist outlet at the world inside the bonsai.
Normally, the water droplets are insignificant, but once they enter the world of bonsai, they turn into raindrops the size of mung beans.
Xu Bo'an secretly thought that it was reliable. Fortunately, he discovered the atomizer. If it used a coarse-hole nozzle such as a shower head, a rain would directly penetrate the roof and knock people down. .
As the mist created by the atomizer enters the basin, the mist falls quickly.
In an instant, the rain fell.
The bonsai world suddenly burst into laughter.
“Oh my god, it’s really raining.”
“It’s amazing, there are no dark clouds accumulating, it actually started to rain.”
Xu Bo’an heard this, The corner of his mouth twitched, good guy, there seems to be too many flaws in my magical power.
Cloudless rain is indeed a bit unjustifiable.
But soon, someone refuted the previous person’s statement.
"What do you know? This is the rain that the mountain god grandfather has dropped for us. It is not the cloud god and rain master who is making clouds and rain. Where does it come from so much care? If it rains, it will be fine." "
"That's right, maybe the rainwater is still the inventory of Grandpa Mountain God."
"It's so touching. Grandpa Mountain God is so good to us."
"Yes, we must not live up to the high expectations of Grandpa Mountain God."
"By the way, hurry up, go home and get pots and pans to get water."
For a time, people They rushed home and took out various tools to collect water.
After a while, the bottle of pure water was consumed, and finally the atomizer artificial rainfall was completed.
The world of bonsai is finally getting wet.
It's a pity that Xu Bo'an took a closer look and saw that the little guys who came out to collect water with pots, pans and other things had not received much water.
The soil reclaimed from heaven and earth is not moist enough.
Xu Bo'an simply filled a large bucket of pure water, poured water into the atomizer continuously, and then repeated the above rainfall action until most of the bucket was consumed. Only then did the soil in the bonsai world become moist enough.
After working hard for half an afternoon, Xu Boan finally completed the rainfall operation with enough precipitation.
Going to the bathroom to wash his hands, Xu Boan shook his head helplessly.
Continuing like this is simply not an option. Even if it rains, I am so exhausted. If this place continues to be dry for another year and a half, I will die from exhaustion if I want to help.
Although small modifications can be made to make the atomizer more convenient for connecting to the bucket, for the sake of confidentiality, you must be prepared to put your bonsai away at any time. If it is so cumbersome, , which is not very convenient for me.
No, you have to think of a once and for all solution. It is best to keep it in the bonsai all the time. Like that earth building, you can put it away at any time according to your spiritual thoughts.
Xu Bo'an thought about it over and over, but he didn't have any good ideas.
Xu Bo'an suddenly thought of a website called "Encyclopedia of Embarrassing Things" that he had seen a few days ago. The funny words on it suddenly inspired Xu Bo'an.
There are hundreds of embarrassments every year, but some embarrassment friends have analyzed it.
When you are not sure about something, you can ask about it. If you don’t know, you can ask Goupu. If Goupu is not good, then ask Hupu!
Hupu has not solved the problem, so you can ask thousands of questions about internal affairs. Degree, ask Mai Ge about foreign affairs.
These are the most important channels for solving problems summarized by netizens.
After thinking about it, Xu Boan posted his problem on the Goupu forum.
There is no special reason, just because Xu Boan happens to have an account on the Goupu Forum.
Soon, Xu Boan's question appeared in the most popular gossip column.
“I’d like to ask, my whole family has to go out, and the potted plants at home need continuous water supply for a period of time. I’m asking for help from netizens and suggestions.”
After thinking about it, Xu Bo’an was worried that no one would reply to his post. , directly using the banknote ability.
"Those who reply will be given one thousand Goupu coins. Those who provide effective solutions will have their rewards multiplied by ten."
Soon, Xu Boan's post received a reply.
“Simple, take a basin of water and place it next to the potted plant, then take a wet towel and place both ends in the water and the potted plant respectively to achieve the effect you need.”
< br>Well, the method is a good one, but our water is not only used as domestic water, but also as survival water. It needs to be drunk. Use a towel. Not only is the water supply too slow, but it will also cause pollution. This method is a bit Too risky.
But if there is really no other way, it is possible, but you have to teach them to filter it.
Soon, the second replyer also appeared.
"Occupying the building, the front row sells cigarettes, beer drinks, mineral water, eight-treasure porridge and instant noodles."
Xu Bo'an was speechless for a while, this sentence is not good, he forgot the melon seeds.
The third respondent was even more speechless.
“Put the potted plant under the faucet, and just hold the faucet and let the water drip. The original poster remembers Goupu coins.”
The method worked, but it wasn't suitable for Xu Bo'an.
Xu Bo'an was not persistent. He went out for a walk in the company courtyard to give people the feeling that the leader was still there, and then returned to the office.
In a short time, more netizens have responded.
After all, such a large bounty is still very tempting.
Soon, Xu Boan chose his favorite method.
“Go to the drugstore to buy a disposable syringe. Note that it is a long tubular syringe used for infusion.
At the same time, buy a bottle of glucose or sodium chloride injection and pour it out. of the medicinal solution, pour in pure water, hang the bottle according to the method of hanging the bottle,
Finally insert the syringe and adjust the flow rate of the water. This problem can be solved. In addition, it is strongly recommended to use glucose and pour it. You can drink it without wasting it. Sodium chloride is too unpleasant to drink. "
Wonderful, Lao Xu, why didn’t I think of that?
Okay, just use this method!
Xu Bo'an quickly closed the post, and followed the rules mentioned before, and rewarded the full amount of the reward.
Then, Xu Boyan carefully looked at the terrain inside the bonsai.
After a while, Xu Boan gradually had a plan in his mind.
With just one call, I got the syringes and glucose I needed.
Then, Xu Boan got up and rummaged around, and found a small spoon made of 304 stainless steel with a long handle from his desk, which he bought when he was drinking coffee.
He picked up a small tea knife that looked like a sword from under the sea of tea.
After thinking about it for a while, he took out a large nail from the small tool box in the iron cabinet, and then started the construction.
First, insert the stainless steel coffee spoon into the bonsai and start digging a hole.
In the bonsai world, the little people are dumbfounded.
I saw a dazzling flash of silver light, and then, an extremely huge shovel came from the sky and slowly fell.
Even if it is not placed vertically, it is still as tall as a big tree in the mountain forest.
Just the duck egg-shaped shovel surface is two or three people tall.
If this shovel goes down, an ordinary house can be dug away with a shovel.
Then, the little people saw the shovel moving on its own.
First, he knocked lightly on the cliff, and then there was a loud noise.
Then, the shovel suddenly moved and was inserted into a flat ground at the foot of the mountain.
When I pulled it out again, there was a shovelful of dry soil mixed with rocks, which was easily thrown aside.
Immediately afterwards, the big shovel moved again, and at the foot of the mountain, a pit the size of a wheat field appeared.
Xu Bo'an looked at his results with satisfaction. After taking back the spoon, he inserted the nails and tea knife into the bonsai and continued working.
In the eyes of the villagers, as soon as they saw the big shovel leave, something that looked like the magic weapon given by the mountain god fell down.
Although this thing is similar to the divine weapon, it is dozens of times thicker than the divine weapon.
Accompanied by it, there was also a huge sword. The two tools went back and forth, and in a short while, a day-long passage was carved out of the mountain cliff.
“Is this the magical power of Grandpa Mountain God?” someone asked.
"It should be, otherwise, who else would have such great magical powers."
"But, what is Grandpa Mountain God going to do?"
"No. You know, is it possible that you have to dig a mountain road for us for a day?”
“Are you kidding me, are you sure you can climb up such a steep and rugged road?”
“Stop arguing and continue to wait and see. Just go down. Grandpa Mountain God will definitely tell us the purpose.”
After digging a gully from the top of the mountain to the foot of the mountain, Xu Boan took another section of the infusion tube for hanging bottles. , gently remove the needle, and then press the pipe into the gully he just dug section by section, trying to get the hose stuck in the rock wall as much as possible.
The other end of the pipe spreads directly to the top of the mountain and is inserted into an infusion bottle filled with Nongfu Spring.
Then, Xu Bo'an gently pushed the small pulley on the infusion set, and the water flowed out of the bottle of Nongfu Spring, slowly entered the tube of the infusion set, and fell slowly.
Finally, after passing through the transparent hose embedded in the cliff, it dropped into the pit that Xu Boan had dug in advance.
Xu Boan watched the first drop of artificial mountain spring water fall with great expectation. The next moment, he shook his head in depression.
He saw with his own eyes that as soon as the water entered the pit, it was instantly absorbed completely by the soil at the bottom of the pit.
(End of this chapter)