Chapter 198 Pig Herder VS Thor’s Hammer
Xu Boan has been observing the situation here for a long time.
When he saw Guo Jinglong's disgusting performance, he had long wanted to teach Guo Jinglong a lesson.
At this time, I saw that Ma Han had already taken action, so naturally he had to cooperate with Ma Han to attack Guo Jinglong, which was very satisfying.
As for the lighter on the lighter, it was one of the small toys that Xu Boan often played with his friends when he was a child.
When the pulley lighters were updated and replaced with electric lighters, Xu Boan and his friends never tired of disassembling the electric lighter device in the disposable lighter as a toy to tease each other.
In order to find that thing, Xu Boan took apart the lighters at home, and was punished for it.
After all, natural gas was not widely available at that time, and many people had to use combustible materials such as firewood for cooking at home.
You have to rely on matches and lighters to start a fire for cooking. Especially after matches are gradually withdrawn from the market, every household basically has a lighter for cooking.
I ran out of fire when I was about to smoke, but I can still overcome it.
But if you suddenly find that there is no fire while cooking, you will definitely be anxious to death!
After all, we can’t let the whole family overcome their hunger and just choose not to eat, right?
So, Xu Boan is extremely proficient in playing with this kind of lighter.
You can easily pry open a disposable lighter with the tip of a pen. Of course, when Xu Bo'an was a child, he used his fingernails, which was a pain.
As long as you knock off the cap of the lighter's flame outlet, you can easily open the lighter's button, and then you will get a "fairy weapon" that can generate lightning in the eyes of little people.
Xu Boan was just lighting up a cigarette. When he saw the lighter, he thought of using the lighter to "divinely punish" Guo Jinglong, so as to create the illusion that he had been punished by God.
Unexpectedly, as soon as Ma Han showed his power, Guo Jinglong immediately withered, and he quickly talked about "five thunders from heaven".
Without a flash of lightning at this time, we would not be able to live up to this wonderful atmosphere.
In the eyes of the little people, they saw Guo Jinglong, the boastful rookie Vice President, as soon as he finished speaking, a thunderbolt flashed in the sky.
Well, I’ve been punished by God. Even God can’t stand it anymore.
Guo Jinglong was so frightened that he shrank his neck, almost crying, and explained again: "I...I told the truth, I definitely...absolutely did not lie!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Another thunderbolt flashed.
The second thunderbolt exploded on the mountaintop in the distance. In an instant, the rocks cracked and rolled out in all directions.
Of course a lighter alone is not so powerful.
Xu Bo'an reached in and grabbed and released two or three fingers on the top of the mountain at will, and the effect was obvious.
Paired with the atmosphere created in the rainy weather, it is impossible not to think too much about this scene.
"This... Mr. Guo is bragging too much? How did he become the Qianzong!"
"Deputy Qianzong, pay attention to the word "vice". This guy is not I have no skills, I rely on my father to fight, and I am finally punished by God.”
“Hey, God can’t stand it, it’s just a little bit crooked, if it hits him, hehe!”
"Shh, keep your voice down, or your grandson will take revenge on you."
"Hey, anyway, he also said that he will let us rescue Mr. Wang right away. I don't even know whether I can survive today. I'm still afraid of him."
"Yes, the current situation is like God's fault. He is so angry that his words will not count. When the time comes, we will be outnumbered and our lives will be uncertain! Even if we spend two hundred catties, we still have to save Mr. Wang."
The soldiers on the side were whispering. Forget it.
Yan Shouyi, the general manager, naturally does not dare to talk nonsense.
No matter how much you look down on Guo Jinglong in your heart, you still have to show concern for your superiors from your subordinates.
Worried about the negative impact this matter would have, Yan Shouyi had to continue to persuade: "Ma Han, let go of Mr. Guo quickly. Mr. Guo is a dignified president. He has already agreed to save Mr. Wang. I will never break my promise."
Ma Han said sternly: "Guo, what do you say?"
Guo Jinglong was very nervous by these two thunderbolts. Confused.
If the first thunderbolt is a coincidence, how can we explain the second one?
Even Guo Jinglong wondered if he was being punished by God because he had done too many bad things.
In order to get promoted over the years, he has done a lot of dirty things, such as taking credit for his achievements and fabricating war stories.
Under the shocking effect of the second thunderbolt, Guo Jinglong felt a sudden dampness and heat in his crotch, and he couldn't help being afraid, so he peed his pants nervously.
The legendary one is so scary!
In this way, under the mixture of fear, shame, fear, shamelessness and other emotions, the selfish little Jiujiu in his heart had already gone away.
If he doesn't agree to them now, he may be dead before his father sends someone to rescue him, and it will be in a humiliating way.
At this moment, he just wanted to end it all quickly.
Guo Jinglong said with tears and runny nose: "Promise, promise, you can make your own decision. As a foreign official, it is not appropriate for me to interfere in your own internal decisions in Shanyang County."
< br>Guo Jinglong just now had a strong and overpowering attitude as if he were a senior official, but at this moment, he has become an outsider who doesn't mind his own business.
Sure enough, some people just don’t like soft things.
Ma Han withdrew the dagger from Guo Jinglong's neck and angrily said: "Guo, I did something wrong for offending the official. I know that I violated the Dajing law and my sin is unforgivable! But today I Put it here, Ma Han, I will do my own thing! If I can come back alive, I will kill you or behead you, that’s all!”
Guo Jinglong was so frightened that he didn't even dare to answer the question. He just gasped and sat slumped on the ground.
Ma Han turned around and shouted to the soldiers: "Brothers who are willing to go out of the city to rescue Lord Dynasty, come with me!"
After that, Ma Han didn't even look at Yan Shouyi, Long Xing He walked towards the bottom of the city tower with a tiger's stride.
There is nothing we can do. The less contact we have with Yan Shouyi about this matter, the better. If we are polite to Yan Shouyi again, if the higher authorities investigate it in the future, Yan Shouyi will definitely be blamed!
“Count me in!” Li Qingshi responded immediately and followed behind Ma Han.
“Count me in!”
“And me!”
For a time, dozens of soldiers spoke one after another.
This is a long story, but it only happened in a blink of an eye.
From the time Ma Han took Guo Jinglong hostage and forced him to let go, there was probably only a period of time for Guo Jinglong to urinate.
Here we are busy dealing with internal conflicts, and the enemy forces under the city wall are still persecuting the dynasty.
"People above, listen to me. I only give you time for one stick of incense. If you don't open the city gate when the time is up, you, Mr. Wang, will just wait and use crutches."
The people below the city were shouting vigorously, but a new Aoki Banner soldier who followed Guo Jinglong on the city had a confused face.
"Hey, brother, why don't those guys under the city attack the city by themselves? Why are they always clamoring for us to take the initiative to open the city gate."
Another came to Aoki Banner. The soldiers also echoed: "Yes, I also find it very strange. I have been fighting for so many years. I have never seen such a strange way of siege! It is not a battle, but a direct attack. It's all What nonsense."
A soldier from the Shanyang Order said mysteriously: "Brother, you just came here and you didn't know that our city is protected by a fairy."
The Qingmu Banner soldier said in astonishment: "What? What nonsense are you talking about! If there were gods, why would we people have to fight? Go home and farm, it would be nice to have a warm kang with your wife and children."
Shan Yang ordered another soldier to support his brother, saying: "What he said is true. The group of people under the city also attacked by force earlier, but guess what? Their slinging siege equipment couldn't hit it at all, and the stones were smashed Before they even got over the city wall, they were blocked by Grandpa Immortal's magic. They couldn't help it. The leader above them must have put a lot of pressure on them to attack the city, so they couldn't do this. Just do nothing.”
What he said is really a blind cat meeting a dead mouse, and he is right.
"That's crazy. How is this possible?" Aoki Banner obviously didn't believe this.
Shanyang ordered the soldiers to laugh and said: "What? I don't believe it! You guys came in from the outside too. Think about it, most of us are half-baked. Facing the group of professional veterans under the city wall, we have to If it wasn’t for the blessing of Grandpa God, how could we have persisted until now?”
The soldiers of Qingmu Banner suddenly felt that it made sense.
The siege enemies downstairs have the same origin as them, and he has even met many of them.
At this moment, although they are holding the banner of countering Jing Fu Liang to attack the city and seize territory, the weapons and equipment they use, and the strategies and tactics they use are all the skills they learned previously.
According to normal circumstances, it is difficult for these half-experienced people upstairs to fight against the veteran soldiers downstairs.
But they just persisted.
And currently, the group of people downstairs really don’t dare to attack the city. They are just working hard at a place far away from the city wall, shouting and scolding the formation, which can be regarded as taking some action.
As soon as a discerning person sees this kind of scene, he will know that it is not sincere at all, but is just a show for the people above.
......
The defenders on the city wall really guessed it right. Those people downstairs were also helpless.
The most powerful siege equipment, the catapult, was used, but the wool was useless.
Not only were the stones unable to hit it, but even the siege equipment flew away
When they saw one of their siege equipment flying into the sky and disappearing inexplicably, they were already frightened. Courage.
If the group of people attacking the city were not well-trained and professional soldiers, they would have run away long ago.
This is like hell!
After so many years of fighting, I have seen a lot and experienced a lot of strange things.
But the fact that this happened out of nowhere in broad daylight was still a bit scary.
After all, it’s the items that flew away today, and it might be you who flies away tomorrow!
Who can worry about this matter?
However, after they sent the retreat report to Shangfeng, Shangfeng didn't believe their lies at all.
What they said was all a deception, telling them that they must continue to attack the city, otherwise they would be charged with disobedience on the battlefield!
In this case, who dares to retreat! What is the concept of disobedience on the battlefield? That is the punishment of beheading.
Although they did not dare to retreat openly in order to avoid being beheaded, they did not dare to attack the city rashly anymore, so they had to stay far away before shouting, so that they could run away immediately in case of emergencies. road.
The Dynasty that was captured earlier became the only bargaining chip in their hands.
So, after discovering that the dynasty could not persuade them to surrender, these people simply pulled the dynasty out and used them as hostages.
At this moment, when he heard the rebels' shouting, Chao Chao sneered: "Stop shouting, it's useless. Didn't you tell me that the one guarding the city upstairs is now Guo Jinglong! This guy is just me. I've heard of it, and you must be more familiar with it than me. He is notoriously afraid of life and death. Do you think he would put himself in danger for me?"
"Stop talking nonsense, Dynasty, do you think we are? Why are you willing to go through so much trouble? It’s not because this place is so evil. Damn it. When we attacked the city a few days ago, even our stones couldn’t hit it. One of our siege engines flew away inexplicably. It’s really... Damn it, I just watched that thing fly away in broad daylight.” The soldiers guarding the dynasty were still frightened when they talked about that incident.
But Wang Chao's heart moved and he thought of something in an instant.
Then he laughed loudly and said: "There is a lot of help for good people, but little help for bad people. You have launched a war regardless of the life and death of the people, which has led to the devastation of life. Even God can't stand it anymore, so he is punishing you."
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The rebel soldiers guarding the dynasty angrily rebuked the dynasty and said: "Punishment is nothing. Who are you fooling? We are not as upright as you are? We are the serious armed forces of the Jing Dynasty. You are just a layman who has become a monk halfway." , you need to educate us!"
Cha Chao said seriously: "Humph, you also know that you are the armed forces of the Dajing Dynasty? But you did such a rebellious thing."
The guard sneered: "Don't talk nonsense, we are soldiers, the most important thing is to obey orders."< br>
"Even so, don't even think about brainwashing us. We are not the rebels of the White Cotton Sect. We are not so easily deceived. Oh my god, you are a god!" Another person guarding him also said Said out loud.
Chao Chao nodded and said solemnly: "You are right, the gods really have appeared."
Hearing this, the guard looked at him and laughed, and then suddenly looked stunned. Said: "Dynasty, you kid is so stubborn when you are about to die, you are really treating yourself like iron. Come on, brother, the time is up, let's take off one of his legs!"
After that, he saw another man The guard raised the spear in his hand and was about to hit Wang Chao's leg.
The spear in the guard's hand weighed more than ten kilograms.
If this stick goes down, it will definitely not only damage the muscles and bones, it will definitely be broken!
However, just when the guard felt that his spear had been raised to a certain height and was about to hit Wang Chao's leg, he suddenly found that his spear could not move at all.
Looking up, he saw that the spear was still stuck in the air. He couldn't move even if he wanted to, as if he was stuck there.
"What are you doing, do it quickly." Another guard urged his companion.
The guard with the problem with the spear pointed at the spear with an ugly expression and said, "Something's wrong, it... it suddenly can't move."
Another guard said impatiently: "Don't talk nonsense. It's not in your hands. If you don't hit it yourself... let go!"
Halfway through his words, the guard suddenly changed his voice.
I wanted to remind my companion to let go, but it was already too late.
In his eyes, as he was speaking, a thunderbolt suddenly struck from the sky and appeared above his companion's head with perfect accuracy.
The next moment, the guard holding the spear high felt a numbness, then his whole body went limp, and he lay on the ground unconscious.
The one who discharged was naturally Xu Boan.
After all, Dynasty is an old acquaintance and saved.
That's why he shocked the guarding dynasty soldier with electric shock. It was only once, but the little guard suddenly fainted with convulsions all over his body.
When the other guard saw that Na Na still dared to stay here, he immediately turned around, dragging Wang Chao and ran back to the camp.
Nai Nai pulled hard, but he didn’t expect that Wang Chao wouldn’t move at all.
"Dynasty, what do you want to do? If you don't cooperate, I will kill you." The guard angrily yelled.
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw that Wang Chao, who was originally about the same height as himself, suddenly grew taller, directly taller than himself, then half a body, then a body.
Aware of the strangeness, the soldiers guarding the dynasty took a closer look and found that the dynasty did not grow taller, but that the dynasty suddenly flew up in front of their eyes.
When it really flew, it was just like the siege engine that disappeared that day.
As for Wang Chao himself, he only felt that his feet were empty and then left the ground, but there was a sense of oppression on his shoulders.
The Dynasty knew that someone was grabbing his shoulder.
"Grandpa Mountain God, thank you for your help! The dynasty is grateful!"
Chao Chao had already guessed that the person who saved him was most likely the Mountain God Grandpa.
He had thought about it since the soldier guarding him mentioned seeing a ghost.
After all, he has been favored by Grandpa Mountain God several times and is no longer a stranger.
Xu Boan ignored Dynasty and placed Dynasty in the city casually. Xu Boan immediately moved his eyes to the real world, picked up the phone and called the office.
"Hey, Liu Quan, think of a way to find an electric baton!"
Xu Bo'an discovered that although the lighter was easy to use, it was too weak.
This reminds me of the electric baton that can also discharge electricity.
The kind of electric baton Xu Boan used was used. When it was discharged, adults would twitch and be unable to resist under a single blow.
If this electric stick is activated in a bonsai and it discharges, it will definitely be a thunder group with a radius of hundreds of meters!
This is no more powerful than a mere flash of lightning!
Moreover, when this thing shows off its power, it also looks respectable.
You can't have a god appear on the scene, just use your bare hands and rely on the clumsy skill of dropping big hand seals from the sky every time!
Soon, Liu Quan, the new head of the office, personally delivered an electric baton-style object.
When Xu Boan looked at it, he found that it was not an electric baton at all.
Xu Boan also knew the electric baton. The brother of one of his classmates worked for a professional security company. At that time, it was a subordinate unit of the law enforcement team, and there was a serious law enforcement team that issued standard electric batons.
That classmate once played with it in school just to show off.
There are only two types of electric batons, one is similar to an arm stick, and the other is similar to a flashlight. They are both quite powerful and look solemn at first glance.
The thing in front of me not only has a handle for shaking hands, but also has two protrusions of various shapes on the top, which are very similar to the long-handled clamps used by cleaners to pick up garbage.
Liu Quan, who was holding this thing, had a flattering smile on his face: "Mr. Xu, hehe, the electric baton thing is difficult to handle, and it is not allowed to be bought and sold casually! Master Zhao Jianming in the cafeteria happens to have a pig herder. This thing has the same principle as the electric baton, do you think you need it?"
As he spoke, Liu Quan pressed the button and started the pig herder in his hand.
The next moment, the two protrusions on the top of the pig herder suddenly emitted a bright white arc, which was an electric light!
Wow, awesome!
This is the effect you want, that’s it!
The pig-herding device, hehe, in our hands, it is a magical weapon that can control thunder and lightning!
Thor's Hammer, that's all!
(End of this chapter)