Chen Shishi, how can she unlock the password lock on my mobile phone screen?
Thinking of this problem, Xu Bo'an can be said to be extremely puzzled about it.
With doubts in his heart, Xu Boan was about to ask Chen Shishi. Before he could speak, he heard Chen Shishi speak first: "By the way, Grandpa Mountain God, the little girl also saw some goblins and fairies. The picture shows that the fairy seems to be a spider spirit that has been transformed into a human form. Is it the fairy that you subdued before, Grandpa Mountain God?”
Chen Shishi’s face was full of curiosity.
Xu Bo'an had a strange look on his face when he heard this, and subconsciously responded casually: "Spider spirit?"
Chen Shishi nodded and said: "Yes, Grandpa Mountain God, it's your magic weapon. There is a small green pattern in the picture. I clicked on it and saw it.
The spider spirit in the picture is dressed in black and has some silver stripes. There is also a big silver spider pattern in the picture. . She is much more beautiful than ordinary women. If it were not for the magic fairy, it would be hard for me to imagine that she could be so flawless."
Chen Shishi gestured in front of her body as she spoke. The goblin has a large spider pattern in this position.
When Xu Bo'an heard this, he immediately understood. Isn't this the kind of short video that has been popular on Kuaiyin software recently, in which a beautiful woman wears a Spider-Man type tight jacket and disguises herself as Spider-Man. These short-view screens have become very popular recently. Many beauties have shot and posted short videos, which have attracted many people to forward and promote them. Chen Shishi must be referring to this type of picture.
As for what Chen Shishi calls "magic, flawless". Haha, this is all due to the legendary "beautification" method. The powerful effect of beauty is beyond the reach of even the magical power of disguise that Xu Bo'an learned.
Xu Bo'an did not directly answer Chen Shishi's question because there was no way to answer the question. You can't say it was just a sideshow by a boring person playing role-playing, right? This affects our image in the upper realm a bit too much.
Fortunately, Xu Boan's status was high, so he didn't need to explain some reasons to Chen Shishi. If he didn't want to answer, he wouldn't answer, and no one dared to say anything. After all, "the first level of officialdom kills people", this is the eternal truth throughout the ages.
Xu Boan turned to Chen Shishi and asked: "Apart from this, what else did you see?"
Chen Shishi saw that the mountain god grandpa did not follow his topic to answer her questions, and sure enough, Chen Shishi There was no displeasure at all. When he heard Grandpa Mountain God's question, he immediately put away his curious expression and replied with a sincere face: "Going back to Grandpa Mountain God, the little girl also saw some moving things. The picture scroll is extremely magical, even like a re-enactment of the scene, very real, more real than anything I have ever dreamed about in my dreams.
It is precisely because of these extraordinary miracles that I was able to see it. I guessed that this might belong to you, Grandpa Mountain God. To be honest, Grandpa Mountain God said, I didn’t know this was your magic weapon before. Otherwise, the little girl wouldn’t have dared to touch this treasure.”
Hearing that Chen Shishi had read a lot of things, Xu Boan frowned again and asked: "Oh? What kind of videos have you looked at...which moving scrolls?"
Chen Shishi pursed her lips. Said: "Return to what Grandpa Mountain God said. The little girl saw a picture of a magic weapon excavator in the fairy world. The power of that magic weapon seems to be more powerful than the one you gave to Master Jin Dajian. In addition, the little girl also saw something like a magic weapon train. It’s a beautiful thing with a pointed head, but it’s so cute for us.”
Cute? What I give you is a cartoon train toy. It has no other advantages besides being cute. It can’t be compared with other people’s serious bullet high-speed trains.
Speaking of this, Chen Shishi tilted her head and thought for a while, and then said: "The thing that I remember the most is the picture of a group of fairies dancing gracefully. In the picture, there are clouds and mist, a rainbow as a companion, and fairies. The sound was whispering, the beauty was something the little girl had never seen in her life. It was really beautiful.
But the little girl didn't understand. There was a voice inside, which seemed to say, "The fairy is not in the world, but in the private room." ', the little girl doesn’t know what this means? ”
When Xu Boan heard this, his head suddenly darkened.
You are talking nonsense, I really don’t know who posted this broken video screen for listening to music.
What's surrounded by clouds and mist, what's a rainbow tail, what's the fairy sound and the fairy moon, they're all high-tech! Especially the ambient light, how can it compare to the rainbow!
Seeing that Grandpa Mountain God did not respond, Chen Shishi said to herself: "By the way, Grandpa Mountain God, speaking of fairies, the little girl also saw a...a...fairy dressed very coolly. I see Some people call her the Bikini Fairy. This name is so weird. I have never heard of this kind of fairy. I wonder what kind of fairy this Bikini Fairy is in charge of? "
Bikini? Fairy!
This misunderstanding has become a big deal.
And he can't say that these things are clothes. After all, for gods, clothes can be changed, and avoiding water is a basic skill. It seems unreasonable to specially design such clothes.
Xu Boan suppressed the smile in his heart and said right away: "Well, I can barely be regarded as a god related to water."
Chen Shishi nodded slowly, seeming to understand. Said: "Oh, the little girl understands. No wonder she wears so little for the convenience of entering the water. By the way, Grandpa Mountain God, the little girl also saw a picture of a little girl playing the piano in the temple that night. It was also that The species can move, thank you to Grandpa Mountain God for your appreciation.”
Xu Bo’an was a little embarrassed, but he didn’t expect that he even found the video. Fortunately, she didn’t understand the truth of these things, otherwise the title of this candid photo would be. Can't run away.
Fortunately, looking at Chen Shishi like this, the videos she saw were normal and serious videos, and there didn't seem to be any bad effects.
It’s just that Xu Boan still doesn’t understand how she got past the screen lock of her phone and saw the content on her phone.
In order to ask more clearly, Xu Boan asked directly and specifically: "Tell me, what did you do after you got my magic weapon?"
Chen Shishi answered honestly : "After the little girl got the magic weapon of Grandpa Mountain God, she found that this magic weapon could actually show what I saw.
And when I moved, it would also move. Later, I saw something in the corner below. A small picture, and after clicking on it, a new large picture will appear.”
Can the phone display what she sees?
This is the built-in shooting function of your smartphone!
Xu Boan suddenly realized how he had forgotten this.
During the activation process of the mobile phone shooting function, it remains unlocked, so Chen Shishi can overcome the screen lock and see the content on the phone. And she had been shooting with her mobile phone before, so when Chen Shishi got her mobile phone in this situation, there was naturally no screen lock.
Thinking of this, Xu Bo'an instantly understood the reason.
“What else did you see?” Xu Boan asked tentatively again.
Chen Shishi frowned slightly, shook her head slowly, and said: "If I go back to Grandpa Mountain God, then...it's nothing."
It's fine if it's nothing, Xu Boyan thought to himself, At the same time, the heart that was raised fell to the ground again.
Just as he was about to leave here, Chen Shishi suddenly said: "By the way, Lord Mountain God, the little girl suddenly remembered that just now, the little girl learned a dance from your fairy world with your magic weapon.
It was a long night without any intention of sleeping. If Grandpa Mountain God is free, the little girl would like to perform this dance for Grandpa Mountain God, and I would like to ask Grandpa Mountain God for his permission.”
After all, Chen Shishi is a professional from the music studio. , the absolute top business K player, although he may not be greeted like a low-end kabuki performer, smiling and asking for money, but he has always been trained in related business entertainment to prepare for the needs of high-end customers, so in There is no doubt about the professionalism in this area.
Throughout the ages, the rhetoric in various industries has actually been small. It is nothing more than "catering". Now it is the so-called "emotional value".
These professional words that cater to customers' moods, provide customers' emotional value, and mobilize customers' desire to consume are slightly processed, and after making inferences and drawing inferences, they are used with all their heart on Xu Bo'an. Then Xu Bo'an is in this unsupervised environment. You are not allowed to let yourself go in this world.
In the past, Chen Shishi used her rhetoric skills and took the initiative in just a few words. But at this moment, it failed.
Chen Shishi was about to get up and start dancing, but she heard the mountain god grandpa say majestically: "No need, I have something else to do, you should rest early."
Xu Bo'an left in such a hurry because he was thinking about that. The piece "Mocking Wang Liyang's Reluctance to Drink" has been authenticated by Li Bai, so naturally he would not trust it when placed in the mountain temple. There are many people in the mountain temple, so it would be bad if it was broken and lost. Such an important thing can only be placed in a world where its value can be realized.
Hearing the rejection of Grandpa Mountain God, Chen Shishi nodded slightly with some disappointment and said: "Little girl understands, I would like to send you my best wishes to Grandpa Mountain God."
Thinking of her "Mocking Wang Liyang's Reluctance to Drink" post 》The authentic calligraphy of Li Bai, Xu Boan asked casually: "By the way, Chen Shishi, let me ask you, have you ever heard of the name Li Bai."
After all, this calligraphy work of Li Bai was found in a bonsai. Yes, maybe there is also Li Bai's poem "The Legend of All Realms". In this case, maybe there will be more authentic works of Li Bai here. Although it is said that if there are too many of these things, they will become less valuable, but after all, they are Chinese treasures, and they should be collected if they can be collected.
Chen Shishi frowned slightly and thought for a while, then slowly shook her head and replied seriously: "As for Grandpa Shan Shen, I have never heard of Li Bai. I wonder where this person is from?" When you have the opportunity, you can ask about it on behalf of Grandpa Shan Shen.”
It seems that the world of bonsai has not been influenced by Li Bai’s poetry. Otherwise, the works of literary giants and poetry saints like Li Bai will definitely be popular. of.
But in this case, I really don’t know the meaning of their collection of Li Bai’s authentic works. Maybe it's just that the calligraphy is good enough.
Seeing that nothing was asked, Xu Boan said casually: "Okay, there's nothing to do. I still have something to do, so I'll leave first. You can rest early."
Chen Shishi bowed. Said: "Little girl, thank you to Grandpa Mountain God for your concern. I send you my best wishes to Grandpa Mountain God."
Xu Bo'an wanted to return to his original body as soon as his mind moved. The moment he was about to leave, he suddenly thought that Chen Shishi would not be able to rest here. She had already come by herself, so why not help her and send her down the mountain? She was going to sleep. It's more comfortable to be in bed.
Just when she was about to ask Chen Shishi for her opinion, she saw Chen Shishi slowly getting up and looking at the moon hanging in the sky outside the window with a sentimental expression. She opened her mouth softly, Slowly chanted: "Raise your head... look at the mountains and the moon, lower your head... miss your hometown!
Hearing this, Xu Boyan's heart immediately trembled and he frowned.
Huh?
What the hell!
What kind of shocking lie are you talking about?
Chen Shishi, Chen Shishi, didn’t you just say that you had never heard of Li Bai, then this What happened to the song "Quiet Night Thoughts"?
As for Chen Shishi's poem, he read "Looking up at the mountain and the moon, bowing his head to think of his hometown" instead of "Looking up to the bright moon, bowing his head to think of his hometown", Xu Bo'an was shocked It’s not surprising either. Because when Xu Bo’an was in school, he once heard his teacher say that the previous version of this poem was “Mountain Moon”, not the “Ming Yue” that people learn about in books today. There was a record of "looking up at the mountain and the moon" in Shangdu.
In the "Three Hundred Tang Poems" compiled by Hengtang retired scholars during the Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty, the expression of this poem changed to " "Looking up at the bright moon", this version has been widely circulated in later generations and has become the version that people are now familiar with.
But to this day, many people suggest changing "Ming Yue" back to "Mountain" "Moon", the reason is that it can give a more specific explanation of the poet's environment.
Although the two words are different, there is no doubt that whether it is "raising your head and looking at the moon" or "raising your head and looking at the bright moon", the author of this poem is the poet Li Bai! This can never be wrong.
You girl, you just said that you have never heard of Li Bai, and now you are here reciting his poems. How can you have the guts to lie to me?
Xu Boyan Immediately asked displeasedly: "Chen Shishi, haven't you never heard of Li Bai? Who wrote the poem you just read?"
Chen Shishi is homesick for her hometown after seeing things here. Suddenly I heard the words of Grandpa Mountain God, and the words were obviously very unhappy, and I was so frightened that I hurriedly knelt down again.
"Forgive me, Grandpa Mountain God. The little girl didn't know that Grandpa Mountain God had not left yet, so she neglected Grandpa Mountain God. The little girl just got up thinking that Grandpa Mountain God had left. She happened to see the bright moon in the night and felt a little agitated for a moment. I miss my hometown, so I am a little sentimental. I hope Grandpa Shan Shen will forgive me.” Yes? Who wrote this!"
Chen Shishi asked doubtfully: "Is this what Grandpa Mountain God said, 'There is bright moonlight in front of the bed, I suspect it is frost on the ground, I look up at the mountain moon, I lower my head and miss my hometown'? "
Xu Bo'an snorted and said: "Huh, who asked you to recite the poem? I'm asking you who wrote this poem."
Chen Shishi's eyes were filled with fright. , hurriedly explained: "Grandpa Mountain God, this... this poem was written by your colleague hundreds of years ago by the Mountain God of Yushan."
Huh?
What did you say?
Hearing this, Xu Boan was shocked again.
(End of this chapter)