Hearing the movement in the bonsai, Xu Boyan panicked and suddenly became more anxious.
Looking at Bai Shanshan blocking the bathroom door in front of him, Xu Boan said quickly: "Officer Bai, let's not talk about beauty or virtue for now. I can't hold it anymore. Why don't you get out of the way first? , I’ll take care of my inner worries first, and let’s wait until I come out before continuing.”
As Xu Boan spoke, he put his hand on his stomach and moved forward a few steps. In Bai Shanshan’s eyes, it seemed that he was in a hurry to urinate. knee-jerk reaction.
When Bai Shanshan saw this, she suddenly had the idea of revenge.
I finally caught the opportunity, how could I miss it!
Not only did Bai Shanshan not let go of the blocked bathroom door, but she inserted her waist and blocked the bathroom door wider. Then she sneered and said, "What's wrong? It's your fault in the first place. Why are you still there?" Are you embarrassed to talk to me? What, do you still feel wronged? I shouldn’t argue with you? There is nothing you can do, you can't just break into the bathroom in someone else's home!
Xu Bo'an took a deep breath, then pointed in the direction of the kitchen and explained again: "I didn't mean that, but we all have to be reasonable!
I don't know at all You are in there, really. I only knew that your sister Bai Susu was in the kitchen and your grandfather, Dr. Zhang, was in the living room. I didn’t know that you were back home.
I just subconsciously thought that there was no one in the bathroom. Now, the door is just closed on a daily basis.
Moreover, you can understand that people have three urgent needs. I was anxious for a moment, how could I think so comprehensively! I saw that the door was unlocked, so I pushed it open.
Have I explained it clearly enough? Can you let me go in first? "
Bai Shanshan looked at Xu Bo'an coldly and said, "Humph, you are eloquent and you are still complaining about me, right? You think I didn't lock the door!
There are many unlocked public toilets on the streets. Why don't you go to the women's room? If this were outside, I would have to arrest you as an exile. "
Xu Bo'an crossed his legs, made an unbearable anxious gesture, and said in a hurried tone: "If this were outside, I wouldn't go to the wrong men's and women's bathroom. I'm literate! Distinguish between men and women. But no matter what, it's still my fault. I'm really sorry. Just let me in. Otherwise, I really...can't hold it in anymore. "
As Xu Boan spoke, his voice deliberately became louder.
Bai Shanshan panicked and glared at Xu Boan. After all, if the voice was louder, it would be bad if she disturbed her grandfather. After all, it was hard to tell anyone about what happened just now! Although Bai Shanshan felt resentful in her heart, she did not dare to make things difficult for Xu Boan anymore.
Bai Shanshan stepped aside reluctantly and got out of the way. He didn't mean to accept Xu Bo'an's apology at all. He still gritted his teeth with a sullen expression and said: "Xu Bo'an, let me tell you, this matter today should be treated as if it never happened. You must let it rot in your stomach! Got it! ”
Xu Boan nodded to express his understanding.
Bai Shanshan snorted lightly and left.
Then he turned his head and said softly in a warning tone: "Also, I am the elder sister and Bai Susu is the younger sister. Don't make a mistake."
"Okay, okay, remember!" Xu Bo'an He said it casually and perfunctorily.
Bai Shanshan snorted coldly, then put on a smiling face and ran towards the restaurant, saying: "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting here? I finally came here once, and you don't care about me at all. You don't care about me at all." Found me coming."
"What a two-faced person"!
Xu Boan couldn't help but think of this term when he heard it. Haha, woman, a born actress!
I was so angry just now that I had a cold eyebrow, and it seemed that I couldn’t get rid of my anger.
Now it has become playful and exquisite again, as if nothing happened.
......
Xu Bo'an was too lazy to pay attention to her anymore and couldn't wait to enter the bathroom. The first thing he did was to close the bathroom door, and then he looked into the bonsai.
Xu Boan had absolute control over this area. Therefore, following the cry for help, Xu Boan's eyes instantly focused on the place where a group of people gathered near the mountain temple.
In the middle of the crowd, a little man was lying in front of a toy car.
Looking carefully, it is Li Erhu lying on the ground!
The pale-faced person next to him is Shuan Zhu.
The front bumper of the small toy car was somewhat deflated, apparently due to an impact.
Looking carefully, there is a blackened brake mark diagonally behind the car, and there are some blood stains on the front hood on the left side of the car!
Is this... a car accident?
It’s just that the way the vehicle looks at this moment and the direction of the tire marks, this is... a failed drift?
Xu Boan looked at many people kneeling on the ground, crying and begging him to appear. Even Shuan Zhu, who had always been smart, looked a bit overwhelmed with a worried look on his face.
Xu Boan searched and saw Jin Dajian kneeling in the direction of the mountain temple outside the crowd, muttering something.
"Grandpa Mountain God, please help me. Erhu is the backbone of the family. Nothing can happen to him."
"Jin Dajian, what happened here?" Xu Bo'an asked.
In order to appease the people, Xu Boan did not deliberately conceal his voice and only addressed it to Jin Dajian. Instead, he chose the range within the surrounding circle, so everyone heard what Grandpa Mountain God said.
Hearing Xu Boan's voice, the little guys present were all ecstatic.
"Grandpa Mountain God has appeared. Grandpa Mountain God has really appeared."
"Yes, now the two tigers are saved."
"Grandpa Mountain God can definitely do it. Bless Uncle Erhu!”
Jin Dajian couldn’t help shouting among the crowd: “Okay, shut up, this is such a mess.”
Everyone then shut up, and the noisy voices suddenly stopped.
Jin Dajian took the lead and knelt on the ground and said: "Lord Mountain God! You finally showed up. It's great."
Xu Bo'an was too lazy to be polite to him and said straightforwardly: "Stop talking nonsense and be direct. Let’s get down to business.”
Jin Dajian couldn't wait for a long time. With Xu Bo'an's instructions, he immediately said: "Li Erhu and Shuan Zhu learned to drive. They didn't learn it after learning for several days. Just now, when Shuan Zhu was demonstrating to Li Erhu, he accidentally hit Li Erhu's car." "
Xu Bo'an looked at the mark of the wheel and said coldly: "Demonstration? What is it? Tail drift!"
Jin Dajian was startled and said with confusion. : "Oh? I hope Grandpa Shanshen will make it clear what drifting is."
Xu Boan ignored Jin Dajian and asked the driver Shuan Zhu: "Shuan Zhu! Let me ask you, are you not normal? Instead, he stepped on the brakes and suddenly turned the steering wheel, trying to stop in front of Li Erhu. Unexpectedly, he failed to control the position, distance and time, and accidentally hit Li Erhu. " Hearing what Grandpa Shanshen said, Shuan Zhu suddenly stopped. Stunned.
He immediately lay on the ground and banged his head three times. The skin on his forehead was broken and red blood flowed out.
"Grandpa Mountain God, the little people know that they are wrong. Grandpa Mountain God knows everything, and the people dare not hide it. It is indeed like this. Uncle Erhu said that he wanted to learn this skill, so he asked me to show him Suddenly, I didn’t expect... it would be like this."
Hearing this, a big man stood up angrily and pointed at Shuan Zhu and cursed: "What? Shuan Zhu, you are such a weakling. , Aren’t you doing harm to others! How do you want me to explain it to your Aunt Guifen?”
Shuan Zhu’s face showed a hint of fear and said: “Dad, I really didn’t mean it, and I didn’t expect it. Will..."
"Pah!" Shuan Zhu's father slapped Shuan Zhu on the face and said sternly: "Bullshit, you just said you didn't mean to do such a dangerous thing. ! Let me tell you, if you were Uncle Erhu..."
"Okay!" Jin Dajian shouted and scolded unhappily: "Shut up, how can I allow you to be so presumptuous in front of Grandpa Mountain God? Since Grandpa Mountain God has appeared, all of this will naturally be decided by Grandpa Mountain God. Give it to me." Quiet! If you don’t cooperate, don’t blame me, Jin Dajian, for turning your back on me and driving you down the mountain!”
Jin Dajian is still very dignified at the construction site above the mountain temple. After all, everyone here is hugging him. The idea of "learning crafts from him" came up. Learning crafts from Da Jingchao cost a lot of money. Now Jin Dajian teaches for free. People are rushing to come and cherish this opportunity. No one wants to be driven away.
People all fell silent, and then they heard Jin Dajian kneeling in the direction of the mountain temple and saying: "I made Grandpa Mountain God laugh, and I ask Grandpa Mountain God to arbitrate this matter."
Xu Bo'an said softly: "There is nothing to stop. I would like to warn all drivers in the future to pay attention to safety and not allow any more dangerous actions or behaviors."
Jin Dajian immediately responded: "I will obey the oracle of Grandpa Mountain God , the magic weapon of the Immortal family is infinitely powerful, we, the common people, should be careful. Now that the disaster has occurred, I hope Grandpa Mountain God can save Li Erhu for the sake of this being his first offender!”
Xu Boan couldn't help but sigh after hearing this.
In the eyes of these little guys, these toy cars are a magic weapon gifted by the mountain god, a thing that greatly improves convenience. It has all the benefits and no harm. If people are afraid of it, , this will not be conducive to Xu Boan's subsequent promotion of advanced technology.
And as we all know, Li Erhu’s family is one of the most loyal believers of Grandpa Mountain God.
Li Erhu is Wang Guifen's man. After Wang Guifen suffered the ordeal of being detained in Hongya Village, with the help of Xu Bo'an, he finally moved his whole family to Kaoshan Village and just enjoyed the family reunion. The joy of reunion was met with such a disaster, and I absolutely couldn't accept it.
Furthermore, Wang Guifen is a woman with strong mobility. Among the people in Kaoshan Village, she is the best in execution. Otherwise, Xu Boan would not be able to remember her name.
As Wang Guifen's lover, Li Erhu is a bamboo craftsman. Although he is taciturn on weekdays, he is Wang Guifen's strong support. After Wang Guifen returned to her parents' home and was imprisoned by the village squire, Li Erhu was worried as he ran around.
Even the mountain god can’t protect such believers, so it will inevitably discourage people’s enthusiasm.
Xu Boan instantly retracted his sight and began to observe.
Li Erhu was knocked unconscious. Although the trauma was not serious, Xu Boan could tell at a glance that he had several broken ribs. It also hurt the lungs and caused some internal injuries.
This situation would be very difficult to treat according to normal medical methods.
Fortunately, this is the world of bonsai, and there is a universal magic medicine like incense ash that can be used.
Under this situation, Xu Boan was no longer stingy. He immediately took a cotton swab from an open box of cotton swabs lying nearby and quickly went to the incense burner of the mountain temple to contaminate it. A touch of incense ashes came out.
Just as he was thinking about who to give Li Erhu the medicine, he heard a heartbroken cry.
"My child's father, what's wrong with you, my child's father! You must not let anything happen to you. If something happens to you, how will we orphans and widowed mothers live!"
According to the sound, Li Erhu's lover Wang Guifen has rushed up from the mountain and is running towards here crying and shouting.
No matter how strong a strong woman is, she is still a tender girl and a fragile sister in front of her men.
Xu Bo'an saw all this from the divine perspective from a high position, as if he saw the suffering of the people in the world.
"Wang Guifen, you don't have to worry. I have a medicine here that can cure your husband's injury. You have to carefully give him internal and external application with medicine. It won't take long for him to recover."
Hearing the words of Grandpa Mountain God, Wang Guifen was overjoyed and kowtowed hurriedly: "Thank you very much, Grandpa Mountain God, for your kindness. The village women are very grateful and are willing to serve Grandpa Mountain God for generations."
Xu Bo'an put the cotton swab on his head. In front of Wang Guifen, he said: "These gray powdery medicines can be taken internally or externally. The rest should be kept dry. After three times, you can recover."
In fact, as long as the amount of incense ash is enough, it can be cured instantly. Treated.
But Xu Bo'an had no intention of helping them in this way. It was not that Xu Bo'an was reluctant to give up, but that Xu Bo'an was worried that after the little guys got used to this experience of being able to return to normal in an instant as long as they didn't die, they would lack respect for life, which would lead to the past. Later, safety awareness was weakened.
By then, no matter how many people are injured, even seriously injured, Xu Boan's little incense ash will not be enough.
The only way to ensure safety is prevention!
But as far as the prevention of traffic accidents is concerned, these little people in the bonsai world still lack awareness and experience. After all, there were only horse-drawn and ox-carts in this place before. Whether it is braking or avoiding, it is relatively difficult. Easier.
Even if cows and horses are not intelligent enough, they are still living beings and have spirituality. Toy cars do not have this ability.
It seems that I have to go back and find some "driver precautions" in the real world for drivers who are learning to drive.
In the future, if there are more vehicles, a traffic control team will have to be established.
Xu Boan instantly thought of the textbooks for subjects one and four in the real world. Traffic signs and the operation of some lights are not needed in the bonsai world for the time being, but the safety knowledge is just right for teaching the little ones. suitable.
Looking at the magic medicine gifted by the mountain god grandpa in front of her, Wang Guifen kowtowed three times in gratitude, then carefully stretched out her hand and gently scraped the ash from the cotton swab into her palm. Walking towards her husband who fell to the ground in the crowd.
The villagers had long been silent when they heard Grandpa Mountain God speaking. Now when they saw Wang Guifen approaching, they quickly and silently made way for them.
When Xu Boan saw Wang Guifen feeding the incense ash to Li Erhu, he withdrew with confidence.
Just when I was about to use my mobile phone to search for the theoretical knowledge and details of the driver's license test, I saw the screen of my mobile phone flashing. It seemed that a new WeChat message had arrived. Before Xu Bo'an had time to click on it, the last point on his mobile phone When the battery power disappears, it automatically shuts down immediately. (End of this chapter)